Your “Cold As Ice Cream But Still As Sweet” Sunday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

Game 6 in Nashville highlight’s tonight’s menu. It’s been a good tilt.

Sid roughs as well as the dude who tried to engage Rex & Rob Ryan.

The Blondie is because I love you.

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Game 6: Pens at Preds – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC
  • MLB:
    • Detroit at Boston – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
  • CFL:
    • Pre-Season: Stampeders vs. Eskimos – 7:00PM | TSN
  • Soccer:
    • CONCACAF 2018 World Cup Qualifying Soccer:
      • Mexico vs. U.S. – 8:30PM | FS1

Not cold as cream, but if the Pens do win tonight, perhaps one could celebrate with the various “Jaromir Lager” beverages I’ve found on the web.

A BULLEIT OF MULLET!

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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97% of Puerto Rican’s votes that were cast last night were for statehood. Last time it was 61% (edit: I previously said 66%). Those few left in power down there are doing everything they can to taint the election, and obviously have ties to papers up here because they are blaming the low vote count to election fraud, even though it was 66% because 100’s of thousands of votes somehow ended up “blank” last time.

Don T

Sentence 1 is correct, 2 mostly correct, 3 a conspiratorial tour de force pretty distant from reality.
I may just have to write summin’, given that the gov. here will send seven “congresspersons” in the coming days to demand statehood admission.

WCS

How many Stanley Cups is that, Tron?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

So just landed at DIA and I see we’re happy for WCS and still sad for the rest of the country, especially unsurprised’s Twitter and/or cock. Did I get that right?

Wakezilla

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

He wishes he were dead, Jim.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Eat a statue of dicks.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fronkenshteen

MORBID CONFESSION: I treat my son too much because I figure I’ll be dead soon a la Dan Connor and I want his 5 year old mind to remember me fondly.

/Congrats WCS

Gratliff

Okay, so now that I’ve seen the first run of Twin Peaks, I’m not sure my brain is broken enough to understand what I need to for the new season.

blackroseMD1
blackroseMD1

As long as you included the movie, Fire Walk With Me, after the first run, then you should be good to go.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

POLITICS WARNING.

Okay, so latest buzz is that Reince Priebus is on the hot seat. There is nothing more I would love, love, love than for Trump to cut him loose. The sooner that shitheel hits the bricks the sooner the Republican party accepts that they have absolutely zero control over Trump and gets serious about sending him packing.

Senor Weaselo

“It’s just a little corrupt, it’s still good, it’s still good!”

Wakezilla

Spoiler alert: Even if Priebus is sent packing, Ryan won’t do shit

ballsofsteelandfury

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I just realized something. 2017 is shaping up to be the “Year of the Favorite”. So it looks like we can look forward to the Yankees having a good season and then winning it all.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

World Series MVP: Aaron Judge

Senor Weaselo

I thought the Cubs were the favorite this year?
/Not complaining, but I thought I couldn’t have nice things

JerBear50
JerBear50

You can’t. I mean, except for all the nice things we traded you for Chapman only to turn around and let you have him back too.

Gratliff

If we’re doing absurdly naked anime stuff, there is only song that belongs here.

ballsofsteelandfury

Once again, Romonobyl proves he’s a gateway blogger.

ballsofsteelandfury
theeWeeBabySeamus

She seems to have an advantage here. Just saying.

ballsofsteelandfury

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ballsofsteelandfury
theeWeeBabySeamus

Home videos?

Sorry…YOUR home videos?

ballsofsteelandfury

I wish.

ballsofsteelandfury
Brocky

you know, it’s easy to make fun of japan,

but you gotta give credit to whoever had the self awareness to make a parody of absurd anime imagery

Gratliff

“parody”

Senor Weaselo

Dammit, I went walking after rehearsal and missed hockey ending. Well congrats WCS, but still go fuck yourself 🙂

Gratliff

It’s bad enough my team isn’t winning shit. Does it have to keep being teams I explicitly hate? Can the Sharks or Bengals not win a fucking title?

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Romonobyl
ballsofsteelandfury

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Gratliff

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ballsofsteelandfury
ballsofsteelandfury

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Triple threat fetish.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

So this means that, once Golden State closes out the Cavs tomorrow night, there is NOTHING sports-related worth watching until September except for AFL, right?

Read the AFL Beat tomorrow and get up to speed!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Unless it’s one of those sports I don’t like.
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ballsofsteelandfury

Curling?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Lacrosse

theeWeeBabySeamus

All in for Shin Kicking?

Shogun Marcus

I have an unhealthy obsession with curling.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehe…how long have you had that one in the chamber?
I mean….nice seque!!!!!!!

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

The MLS isn’t that bad. The NWSL is better, though. Shame their players make as much as I do.

litre_cola

You are in the cfl pool.

Wakezilla

There’s a CFL pool?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!!?

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IS THAT A BROKE ASS DYSON??

ballsofsteelandfury

Ha ha ha ha ha! That was good.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Dejah Thoris. Turn of the century kinkiness at its finest.

Gratliff

Just can’t wait til Crosby is done and Pens go back to being fucking terrible for decades at a time.

Gratliff

See, also: Tom Brady, Patriots.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I’m razzing a friend who’s visiting Yale with Frinkiac memes because he’s already at another Ivy and I’m not. So, really, I’m the true winner.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

I’ve known just one Yale graduate in my life and she was a vapid bitch who was railing her dumbfuck personal trainer behind her boyfriend’s back

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Figures. She’ll fuck the help, but probably wouldn’t pay him a living wage.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Well, she’d probably get her parents to pay since she wasn’t admitted for her brilliance.

She worked at a competing station back when I was made jackshit in journalism. She only made a bit more than I did (worked at a station that paid more) but somehow was renting a really nice townhouse and had a really nice car–certainly more than $30K afforded. I believe her salary amounted to spending money for her.

Naturally, she’s the only person from that group who made it to a national news outlet.

ballsofsteelandfury

I love the use of “railing” as a substitute for “fucking”. It’s really underused.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wow, if there’s a bright side to the Penguins closing this out in 6, it’s that the Nashville fans are booing Bettman so loud it’s literally causing the camera to shake.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

These fans are truly after the nation’s heart.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

U.S. fans have to do better at the season kickoff when Roger Goodell shows his ginger pug.

Because Roger Goodell is a national disgrace, you know. Allot of ppl forget that,,

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

lol

Listen to them boo.

theeWeeBabySeamus
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is this darkest timeline? I don’t care enough about hockey to know.

Gratliff

The only way this gets worse is if Tom Brady gets to lift the cup

The Maestro

Yes.

Brocky

almost. penguin fans are not as bad as patriots fans, just by virtue of not being in boston.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If people cared about hockey, I bet this country would be full of Penguins fans, because people could recycle the same reasons they have a “connection” with the city of Pittsburgh they use to account for them rooting for the Steelers.

ballsofsteelandfury

They’re Steelers fans with nothing to do in the off-season as opposed to Patriots fans who are Red Sox fans with nothing to do in winter.

ballsofsteelandfury

If Nashville losing makes Gary Bettman sad, then it was worth it.

Brocky

and people in Indiana shooting off fireworks for pittsburgh winning.

make your Indiana jokes all you want, this ain’t a fucking coincidence. they’ve done it before

and yeah, there’s a correlation between the type of moron who lights fireworks for a pro team winning, and the kind of person rooting for a team 4 states away.

somehow this is mike pence’s fault

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Enjoy your cold, dead catfish Nashville!

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

I mean, I don’t hate Pittsburgh but I really don’t like them winning things.

herodotus450
herodotus450