TGISF…aka “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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No, I’m not planning on linking that song.  You’re welcome.

But I am linking this one (and a bunch of others you’ll probably hate…sorry, not sorry)

So what should we talk about?  Nothing?  I couldn’t agree more.  The less I talk the better.  I’m confident you agree.

Here, have another coupla songs about being happy.

Oooops, those aren’t terribly happy I guess.  Funny how something can be so misleading.

Maybe next time I should be more discerning and actually do my due diligence before committing myself and getting disappointed.

Oh well.  It happens.

Shall I try again?  Sure, why not.

Now we’re talking.  THAT is freaking happy.  Right?  So why does it make me want to murder myself?  But I did warn ya’s that that one would make a return appearance eventually.  Maybe next time you’ll listen to me.

No, probably not.  No one ever listens.

Honestly folks, I’d love to have some wonderful subject/topic to talk to you about this week.  But I don’t.  And I’m not going to fake it.  Plus, at least a few folks are probably worried I’m gonna really muck this up this week.  Their worries are not without merit, if I’m being honest.  I have the same concerns, FWIW.

Thus the no talky talky policy this week.

There will be no theme this week.

No sports or current events, either.

Not gonna lie, my heart just isn’t in it this week.  The Pimp needs a nap.  And then some.

So here, have some photos of some attractive ladies which don’t cross the line.

Maybe next week I’ll do better (but it’s probably wise not to wager in that direction just yet).

Kinda tame this week I suppose.

It happens.

At least these songs don’t suck.  I’ll fight you if you say otherwise.  I might be willing to fight you even if you don’t say otherwise.

 

Have a good weekend, folks.

Try to be happy.  That’s all we can do.

Love ya’s.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Doktor Zymm
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First thought : Is that from Vanishing Point?
Second thought : So many ways that could very painfully go wrong

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes.
She’s a good rider.

scotchnaut
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“A really good rider would include no brown M&M’s, buddy boy.”

-Van Halen

scotchnaut
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There was a very influential band called Television once upon a time-that’s why I’m posting something by Tom Verlaine. #notsure

Doktor Zymm
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I gots me some Television on vinyl.
I also,once upon a time had a latish pressing of X-Ray Spex, which is apprently worth bank now, and totally lost somewhere in my parents house

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Fuck Apple and their stupid fucking Lightning cable. You know why? Cause it shocks me. It’s not a lot of current, but if my arm is resting against it, it stings. It took a while but I finally realized it’s because the damned thing is shocking me.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I fucked an apple once; not all it’s cored up to be. They make better weed pipes than jerkin’ tools.

King Hippo
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It was after watching the “Criminal” video, wasn’t it?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Are you from the Big Apple?

King Hippo
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I am drinking a giant bottle of Samuel Smith’s cider, so…

Gratliff
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It says lightning cable. Right there on the box.

herodotus450
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herodotus450

Senor Weaselo
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Fuck yes.

herodotus450
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herodotus450

Big ol TI 2017 going on right about now

scotchnaut
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I very much like what Jason Statham has done career-arc-wise.

/if you don’t ask me what ‘career-arc’ actually means that’d be great.

ballsofsteelandfury
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Funny how out of everyone in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, he’s the one that became a star.

SonOfSpam
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Well, Sting did ok for himself.

Gratliff
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Not necessarily
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Gratliff
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OUTLAW COUNTRY WHOO

Gratliff
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I’m always surprised how long Volbeat’s been around. I always think they just came out last year despite having listened to them for the last 4.

yeah right
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I’ve seen these Swedish boys live. Fun times!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Oh, I forgot to mention. Sunday’s Game of Thrones has leaked in case people didn’t know.

::SPOILERS::

It was good.

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

Rosebud was his sled.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Rosebud was his wife’s clitoris, he never found it again.

*Maybe from a different movie.

King Hippo
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and it was EARTH the whole goddamned time!!

Doktor Zymm
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I’ve heard Circei is killed by a giraffe and Arya becomes a transsexual, but no one is really sure if it’s just some weird faceless god thing

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

Here’s a fully functioning jet engine built by a high school student:

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When I was in high school I built a bong.

yeah right
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We used to have the annual “Hash Bash” in Moline Illinois where the bowl was attached to the tube end of a gas mask. The end of the tube worked as a carburetor. You filled the bowl at the end of the tube with hash, lit it to get a good draw then the “point man” would remove the bowl from the end of the tube giving you a full facial hit of hash.

Then you drank a Mickeys big mouth and forgot the rest.

It may have been fun.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

When I was 16 my mom cleaned my room when I was out and later confronted with a large box of 19 assorted experimental bongs made of various item, black PVC pipe being the chief component. The worst/ best one was the gas mask attached to one of her canning Mason jars. None were electric, gas driven, or used a compressor tho.

herodotus450
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herodotus450

Are you Laremy Tunsil’s dad?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It was a hospital type oxygen mask…..

If I was his back and knees would have never let him get through college football.

King Hippo
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I hid porn inside my old junior high yearbooks. Beyond this, I accomplished nothing of note.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I had a couple of boxes of Playboys and Penthouses, but apparently she thought this bounty was of greater concern. Ah, 70s porn.

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

Oui was the gold standard

King Hippo
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So. Much. Bush.

/before two certain Presidents ruined the phrase

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

When the prevalence of fake tits was so much less.

King Hippo
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a-fucking-men. Natural all the way. Small is totes fine with me, just don’t be bags of contact solution, pleaz.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I “liked” that one too, but none of my uncles subscribed to it, so I couldn’t steal it.

That was in the days when Playboy acknowledged that woman had labia.

Doktor Zymm
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Any full size coolers in the mix?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Unfortunately no, but one of them was long enough that at 6’2″ I could stand up and take a hit.

herodotus450
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herodotus450

It’s a sobering thought, for example, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.
/jk obviously nothing could sober me up at this point

Doktor Zymm
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I hit the trifecta of interviewing today, in-person interview in the morning, phone interview at lunch, technical webcam/coderpad interview in the afternoon. Now I am hitting the trifecta of relaxing, drinking, sitting on my ass, and commenting on the internet.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I would have killed myself halfway through the day, or died from panic sweat loss.

Doktor Zymm
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I’m getting…dare I say, practiced at this shit. Also, not super invested in any of the three companies.

herodotus450
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herodotus450

But, if you had to sort “relaxing, drinking, sitting on my ass, and commenting on the internet” what sorting algorithm would you use>?

Doktor Zymm
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library(fuckoff)

herodotus450
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herodotus450

Not familiar with that one but it sounds like somethign from Torvalds.

Doktor Zymm
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There’s an included function that finds a random comment on the internet and responds with an obscene emoji

herodotus450
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herodotus450

Just need to teach it to use the phrase “liberal cuck” and it will be indistinguishable from 99% of other commenters.

Doktor Zymm
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Turing tests have gotten WAY easier

herodotus450
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herodotus450

“Are you gay”
-The ultimate Turing test

scotchnaut
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#notsure

King Hippo
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That reminds me of my Rex Ryan time from earlier this afternoon…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I am offended by this post!

scotchnaut
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Sorta kinda wish I wasn’t offended by your response to this post.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Of course I cannot define it; it is the white vague sense of rage that they tell me I should be feeling. That my way of life is being threatened by those that are different from me, those that have no real power to actually threaten my way of life.

scotchnaut
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[looks up to the sky longingly]

If only there were no posts whatsoever.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It is easy to be manipulated into transference of my own lack of self-fulfillment and sense of easy entitlement into an anger or at the very least a highly annoyed state that enables me to fixate on almost any hapless scapegoat.

Doktor Zymm
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I think this is one of my favorite comments ever

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, exactly how much have you been drinking already?

Doktor Zymm
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Haven’t finished the litre of wine yet….so, .85 litres of wine?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Must be an empty stomach and a bit dehydrated.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I guess what I’m saying is; great post tWBS and happy fucking Friday peoples of DFO.

herodotus450
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herodotus450

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Gratliff
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scotchnaut
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Karl Wallinger from The Waterboys #dontknowwherethisthreadisgoing

Wakezilla
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Thoughts/advice needed:

I have a cleaning business in Calgary that pretty much runs itself, despite how bad the economy is hurting. Due to the housing crises in Vancouver (average home is about 1 million), I’ve been thinking about moving to Calgary to put in more effort with the cleaning business and letting it grow. The pro is that I have a significantly higher glass ceiling of making money and I could actually buy a house that doesn’t look like a cardboard box that a homeless dude jizzed on.

The con, I have to live in Calgary, which is awful. I honestly hate Calgary.

Conversely, I love living in Vancouver, but, I’ll never be able to own a house and my income is capped.

Would you move to Calgary, despite not liking the city, but could own a home and make some cash, which is always good? Or would you stay in Vancouver?

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Wakezilla
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@ballsofsteelandfury: There is a Mrs. Wakezilla and a one year old Wakezilla-ette. To answer yours and Zymm’s question, if I move there, my wife and I would be there for at least 3-5 years (she’s all for moving to Calgary).

@Doktor Zymm: My income/expense ratio would be quite a bit better in Calgary. If my wife, daughter and I were to move to Calgary, we’d be there at least 3-5 years. To give you an idea how much I dislike the city, that sort of sounds like a prison sentence, even though I could pay off student loan/line of credit debt, own a home, etc. Messed up, right?

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli
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Having lived ~ 2.5 years in a place purely for work and nothing else, I’d have to say I would not do it again. The impact on my mood and overall well-being easily offset the fact it was dirt cheap to live there.

King Hippo
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You have a 1-year old, the prison sentence has already been handed down my buddy/guy, eh?

ballsofsteelandfury
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My 2 cents: Can you make enough in Calgary to be able to afford moving to Vancouver in a few years? It seems that’s where your heart is.

Also, is there a Mrs. Wakezilla? If so, she will be the one making the decision, not you.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’ve only been to Edmonton,,,,,, Calgary HAS to be better than Edmonton, at the very least for the surrounding country.

Doktor Zymm
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Questions to consider :
1) Is the market in Calgary as strong as Vancouver, in a relative sense, is your income/expense ratio really going to benefit?
2) Would this be a permanent or temporary move? How easy is it for you to pick up and go if you really, really hate it and it crushes your soul?

Doktor Zymm
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Just a point of reference for my comments, I have an awesome condo that I love in Chicago, and likely couldn’t afford in most other cities. I also hate living here, and my home is one of about 2-3 vaugley redeeming points. I’m actually trying to move, but I’m also caught up in a bunch of cost/benefit calculus where I’m probably not valuing my health nearly enough. So…yeah, if you really would hate it, and don’t have an exit plan, then just don’t.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Pro: You could hang with Litre
Con: I’m the only DFOer who’s ever visited Calgary

King Hippo
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Having been to Vancouver, it is absolutely the tits. But I must say, you’d grow to resent all the cool young people with no responsibility fun you no longer have, living there in the midst of the insanity of raising a toddler. There’s really no point in it. Move back later when you can enjoy it fully again.

King Hippo
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sounds liek someone just wants an excuse to become a FLAMER to me ,, imo godbless

herodotus450
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herodotus450

I’d pick Calgary. Calgary is closer to Dog River, right? Plus, an eternally clean house with a horde of sexy maids at your command? No contest.

scotchnaut
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Not sure where this thread is going so I’m doing a cut from Pete Townsend’s brilliant solo effort from way back when-enjoy White City Fighting

scotchnaut
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Not sure where this thread is going so I’m doing a cut from Brian Ferry’s brilliant solo effort from way back when-enjoy The Chosen One

herodotus450
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herodotus450

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King Hippo
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Senor Weaselo
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I thought freedom was slavery?
/We have always been at war with Eurasia.

Wakezilla
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TWBS, suggested theme for the future: inspired by what I saw today, Hot chicks driving big trucks.

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herodotus450
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herodotus450

Probably something about happiness in here

King Hippo
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What, you like butter tarts?

Wakezilla
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TGISF. My province is still on fire and our air quality shittiness is at an 8/10. To put things into perspective, even China thinks an 8 is bad.

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Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

We’ve gotten your smoke here further south of Beastmode. It’s not that bad compared to the shit I breathed annually thanks to CA, AZ, and NM bursting into flames every summer, but everyone else is bitching like it’s the end of the world, especially because it’s also the hottest it’s been here in years.

Bunch of fucking crybabies in this stupid town.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My sister was in China for like 6 months/a year, I didn’t keep count. Now that she is back she claims she couldn’t remember the color of blue a normal sky is because it was so awful every day. And she isn’t back to clear sky ‘merica, she is in Chicago.

Beastmode Ate My Baby
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We’re getting a ton of BC smoke (mixed with PNW wildfires) down here. Went outside to a yellow sky and a hazy street. Looks like the beginning of a damn horror movie out there.

Wakezilla
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Or a party thrown by Ron Mexico

herodotus450
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herodotus450

Gives new meaning to the phrase “raining cats and dogs”

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Capping off the IT’S DAMN HOT theme is Salma Hayek in From Dusk Til Dawn: https://gfycat.com/DependentPartialGartersnake

Horatio Cornblower
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By all means, lets build a wall to keep those people out.

And by those people I mean vampires.

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Oh. Hello.

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scotchnaut
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I will never not love this tune…

ArmedandHammered
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ArmedandHammered

Wow, the yacht rock playlist.

scotchnaut
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[stamps foot angrily]

This is a great song that was co-opted by the evil yacht rock people. I had no control over that!

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ALL ABOARD!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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FUCKA YOU DORPHIN YOU DO NOT GET TO DEPRIVE ME OF THIS MAN’S COMMENTARY

http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/armando-salguero/article165472942.html

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I was so looking forward to repeated cries of DOOOOONNNNTTTTT CAAAARRRREEEEE from the booth during especially shitty games.

King Hippo
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Yep, it’s Summer

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BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Who needs pics that go

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ArmedandHammered
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ArmedandHammered

This makes me happy to watch.

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Mmmm

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scotchnaut
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Van is on your wavelength, buddy

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It’s damn hot. Need to cool down.

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