So, based on reading this, 4:00 Eastern was the deadline when clubs must reduce rosters to a maximum of 53 players on the Active/Inactive List, retain contracts for practice squad eligibility, plus declare their PUP players. Then the cuts & trades can commence. From that time until noon the next day, all cut players are eligible for waiver pickup. At 1:00 PM Sunday, teams can name their practice squads. All player contracts must be submitted to the League office by 4:00PM on September 6th.
Enough babble – to the drinking & sports!
Tonight’s contests:
- Football:
- NCAA:
- Louisville vs. Purdue – 7:30PM | FOX
- South Alabama at Mississippi – 7:30PM | ESPNU
- Florida State vs. Alabama – 8:00PM | ABC / TSN3
- BYU vs. LSU – 9:30Pm | ESPN / TSN
- Montana State at Washington State – 10:30PM | FS1
- NCAA:
- Baseball:
- Angels at Rangers – 7:00PM | FS1
- Jays at Orioles – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
Be good, my children, for we are but a week away from SUNDAY FOOTBALL!
http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Katie-Nolan-GIF-018.gif
I’m glad Fox focused on her best traits.
Fox gon’ Fox
What the fuck. No fucking nudity in a movie with Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario directed by William H. Macy? Who do I have to kill? Just give me one name.
DOOPY PANTZ got cut??
Stormin’ Mormons have yet to cross midfield
Good
but they only need 4 TDs in the last 8 minutes to take the lead!
That would seriously cut into their mission time.
hypnotic
I have a recurring dream, (dry), in which I go into some nameless bar that’s kind of a dive. Sometimes it’s open, sometimes it’s been closed. When it’s open there’s a great band playing and a really good vibe. No idea who the band is, or for that matter where exactly the bar is. When it’s closed I wander around looking for the stage and thinking how cool the place was.
Now I’m not one to interpret dreams but clearly this one means that I’m meant to win Powerball and open a semi-dive bar that showcases great rock and/or roll bands and by God and by damn I intend to do so. And when I do a) none of you have to pay the cover and b) this is the first song off the jukebox unless I can get the actual band to show up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzqmVa6n-es
The DFO Clubhouse
No shit if that Powerball fantasy happens I’m naming the goddamn bar Door Flies Open.
We should start a DFO multistate lawfirm. I can handle west coast biz. Y’all got the east coast and midwest covered. We meet annually in …
Wichita?
Cool! But, I’m busy that night. Maybe another time!
but I thought all dreams meant u were a repressed homo ,, no ofence
Oh I’m not repress…wait a minute.
The best part of Gangs of New York is definitely the riot montage in the third act when the rioters actually manage to attack the rich, who get a taste of justice for once in the history of this stupid country.
Oh, and also Cameron Diaz getting punched in the face.
BLOOD FOAR THE BLOOD GODS
The worst part is every single scene with Cameron Diaz.
https://gfycat.com/OrderlyAcrobaticEarthworm
2 shots from the NE 11, 9 seconds left
Both plays ARK had player with their hands on the ball
yup
Lance is there? NTTAWWT
Arky State within a TD of NE, got the onside kick
here we go
Post op?
Nah. My boobs are already bigger than that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WpZE7CYz9s
If i haven’t said it. i’ve missed y’all
Thanks for NAWT drowning DAK DAK DAK DAK
The anniversary of my first lap around the sun is on Monday. I can think of no greater present than WVU beating those fuckheads from Blacksburg tomorrow night.
You’re younger than I thought.
I’m told I hide it well.
I almost was one of those fuckheads from Blacksburg, Sir!!!!!
Well, it was more likely I’d be a fuckhead from Athens or Ithaca. Then I fucked up and chose Raleigh.
Shit now I’m depressed again.
Well, you can piss off, too, sir.
And after I led TGISF with a ‘Neer cheerleader this week.
Why I’ve never been so insulted.
Well, at least not in the past 7 hours.
See now Senor’s penis and GI tract can explode simultaneously.
Which one would I miss more? …Don’t answer that.
Worth it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws3H0OOyJSA
Like any of you aren’t
I don’t get high, but I’ve been meaning to look into CBD, and also I have been listening to Ozzy all day.
I need to download some mp3s because Spotify doesn’t have an equalizer and I can’t get any of its versions of War Pigs to sound as good as it did on my freshman roommate’s shitty stereo, when he used to play Ozzy and Sabbath on repeat while we killed each other for hours in Goldeneye PvP.
Holy fuck, that was 20 years ago.
Damn. That’s a reaction shot I could die happy seeing just once in my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSVd8szH7Qk
Fuck it, I’m just going to YouTube my iPod
NESN is showing Dirty Water TV, a show advertising various Boston area bars and they’re showing some Miss Cape Cod bikini contest and it is as fahckin’ terrifahin’ as you would think.
Methinks access to NESN would make me go full Unabomber
Holy hell yes. I’d almost not bang Heidi Watney because she used to work for those douchebags.
Almost being the key word.
/would totally bang Heidi Watney
Hey Pedroia…maybe wear lifts next time. LMFAO
Is that a cup or is he just happy to see her?
Yes.
I’ve looked up more porn actresses tonite…
Than…..?
This seems like an incomplete thought/sentence.
Blood flow is not evenly distributed currently.
So are you veering right? Or left?
Perhaps I’m misunderstanding.
The primary issue is more vertical. But left if you must know.
The M. Ayo penis is a communist.
I’m impressed. Horizontal is my best bet these days.
“Oh you!” says Heidi, flirting right back at tWBS
There she is. Why hello Heidi. Allow me to introduce myself…
/falls down
//looks up skirt
///gets kicked in nuts
Worth it.
Why haven’t we done an Erotic Fan Fiction of seamus?
I never did read the one they did of me. Just swap the names.
Because he writes ’em and he’s not that stupid.
The goddess saga is the erotic fan fic for tWBS and balls….and we control the output. Giggity.
But the 2nd “chapter” is underway and it is more goddessy this time around. I even get naked in a hot tub with Leticia and….well, you have that to look forward to.
Balls handcuffs the goddess and….well….you’ll just have to wait.
Those killjoys in Legal keep stopping it, damn their oily hides.
Damn lawyers.
Arizona making NAU look like a P5 school
They should have a doctor look at that.
Seriously, though. Ted Cruz, TED MOTHERFUCKING CRUZ, has fucked. What in God’s name ever made me think that I never could?
I think you meant “Ted Cruz’ gardener”
Point being
*types out an answer*…Oh wait, that was rhetorical, wasn’t it. *deletes said answer*
I’ve explained it plenty, but the tl;dr is that I’m an idiot.
I bet this Charlie Kelly is also an illiterate, rat-killing moron, but without any of the redeeming qualities of the good boy in IASIP.
https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/904154849243222016
BYU is done
Just like Rick Rude’s heart.
Rick Rude was the best. They just dont make’em like that anymore
http://i.imgur.com/VpiUwCD.gif
Francois with the air-cast. He’s done, and so are the Seminoles.
Apropos of fuckall, I just love this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to-nZLV794g
I too have moved into the music-appreciation portion of the evening.
Magic Undies Boy got tossed for targeting
sheets legit.
Kate Pearson’s backup in this song is outfuckingstanding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFE-jNeFRKQ
Rimadog, brought to you by the makers of Viagra.
Keep your dog healthy. So you can fuck it.
Apparently the battery is dead in the cart because there’s no way you should be one-legging it off the field like that.
Budget cuts THANKS OBAMA!!!!11111
*THIS IS YOUR NERRRRRRRRRD ALERT*
So someone in the Pokemon Go group we keep touch with for raids and stuff had weird glitchy stuff going on. So naturally I make a Missingno joke. And they ask what Missingno is.
These kids today.
*THIS HAS BEEN YOUR NERRRRRRRRD ALERT*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
/psst, guys, what the FUCK is Weaselo talking about?
But he is also sharing?
Oh man, you really got him with that one!
/psst, guys, what the FUCK is Senor talking about?
OK, that’s just terrifying.
It appears your joke was not very effective
Aaaaan d \ the suicide rate in talaahasee just wnnt up
Good.
BOURBLE ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Is there a live cam of it? PLEAZ SAY YES
Hooray!
…and there goes FSU’s season.
Also, guten abend.
oh an’ he ded
THAT WAS FER THE MANBUN, FRENCHIE!!!
I know if you mix beers, the hangover is bad. What if you mix apple and pear ciders??
Apple before pear, no impair!
yes!!!! Just what I wanted to hear.
/also can u drive to the nudie bar?
Found an extra beer. Everything’s coming up Unsurprised!
Including dinner!
ONLY VODKA MAKES ME VOMIT
I would bet Saban doesn’t try a FG again.
FSU is beating FSU.
see also Purdue, Purdue
So there’s a pretty huge fire going in the mountains north of where I live.
you started it, didn’t u??
Okay i’ll ever whish bad shit on people, but if nick saban got a toxic dose of crotch rot i would not be unhappy.
DOUG FLUTIE WHAT IN THE EVER FUCKING FUCK!?
BUY THIS CAR AN DYOU BEAT CANCER!
In Soviet Russia, cancer beat YOU!!
/also ‘Murrika, sorry about dat fine print
why cant I embed youtube and gifs? I’m not a cool kid?
It seems to come and go.
I tried that once.
Bitch found me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw
The NC State of Indiana is now losing by the exact same 35-28 score (though by much more circuitous route).
We are trendsetters.
We can build on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPmHrqbUlf4
seriously how mad could she tet?
http://www.ebbets.com/product/navy-1943-authentic-jacket/Authentic_Wool_Jackets
buy her a Joe Louis dildo and all’s even!
Do they amke those?
If not, we should ramp up production!
The Joe Louis dildo knocks you senseless inside of 12 minutes and then the IRS shows up and takes all your money.
Holy fucking shit, I can’t stop laughing. please please put this on the banner FFS!!!!!!!!
I’m not gonna lie, I’m pretty proud of this one.
As well you should be you funny fucker.
So based on the one preview I’m saying ‘The Good Doctor’ is Doogie Howser if Doogie was autistic.
goin head to head over a signed johnny u photo. you think i’m notw gonna win?
Jonny us signed shit! ypu1 i am IN! [only 8 bucks!]
There’s a haircut you could set your watch by.
That guy was an absolute amagin human ebeing. met hiw many time and so humble, and kind. talked to anyone.
Fozz, who took your thumbs? I’ll drive down and buy ’em back for you.
Despite mah drunkenness, ’tis one of my true genuine regrets that I never saw him play
Liberty first win EVAR v. “Power 5” school
/thank you Jeebus for not letting that be NC State
More like Power BOTTOM 5
Looks like Baylor should have gone with a different QB than Anu Soloman
#ANUSTART
Anutgonnabestartinagain amirite?
on the one hand, they did score 45. on the other, it’s fucking Liberty
Worst Bakery in EVAR!!!!!!
BayBay down to 6 seconds, own 42