TGISF…AKA “Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Pt Deux” Sexy Friday Open Thread

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Don’t stare at that banner image up there too long.  Because you can’t have her.  But we’ll get to that.

Last week, we paid homage to the amateurs…

 

TGISF…AKA “Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Part I” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Yes, a good portion of last week’s TGISF was a shameless NCSU plug, why do you ask?

And we lost anyway.  Meh.

But this week, we’re going to the pros.

So to speak….

Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Pt Deux :  Pro Footy Edition

The sequel rarely lives up to the original.  Hopefully this will be the exception.

Now, about that banner image.  That is my favorite pro cheerleader.  Her name is Andrea, and she’s just all kinds of swell.

Does it surprise you to know I have a favorite NFL Cheerleader?  It shouldn’t.  But what might surprise you is which team she cheers for, since I most strenuously do not care for the team she cheers for.

But still, you might see more of her tonight (Translation:  You’re totally gonna see more of her tonight).  Like now, for instance…

Yeah, I like her….

…I like her a lot.

Don’t feel badly tho.  If you looked like her I’d probably like you too.

One more?  At least for now?  Sure, OK…

Halloween. But she gives the treats.

 

Sports That Make You Seek Professional Help

So there was some game on last night or something, I think….?

NFL

It’s back for realsies now.  And all which that implies.  The league finally got to the real games last night, as the defending Superb Owl Champion Tawmmy’s (I think they mentioned that a time or two) hosted the Chefs.

Now personally, I very much enjoyed the humbling of the Pats at home in their opener as Defenders of the Galaxy.  It was fun to watch Tawmmy eat dirt multiple times and look dejected as hell on the sidelines.  Couldn’t happen to a nicer fella.  It was also a lot of fun to watch Kareem Hunt bounceback from an early setback and kick some Patriot Ass.  That was a lot of fun.

Having said that…..between the aforementioned (and yes very enjoyable) Brady beatdown and Travis Kelce coming to work on the short bus last night, I lost somewhere in the neighborhood of 18-20 fantasy points I was kinda counting on.

But still….Pats lost, 42-27 is your final.  Worth it.

Week One Schedule

 

MLB

Soooooo, remember last week when I told you the Dodgers would still take the division going away?  Well, it seems shit has imploded at Chavez Ravine.  I still think they’ll pull out (phrasing) in time to still take the division “comfortably”.  But going away is now looking like a bad bet.  Yeeesh.  Arizona is pretty much assured of a wildcard spot (10 game cushion) even if they don’t overtake the Dodgers, and Colorado is still hanging on (3 game cushion).  The American League wildcard picture is more messy so I’m not gonna talk about it, but suffice to say that any of 8 teams could get hot down the stretch and still slide in.

Tonight:

  • Baltimore at Cleveland – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
  • Tampa Bay at Boston – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)

Full Schedule

Standings

 

College Football

There’s some games tonight.  You heard it here first.  Sadly, probably the one with the most watchability (Memphis/UCF) got cancelled.  Thanks hurricanes.  OhioU/Purdue and OkieSt/USA it is then….I guess.

Tonight:

  • Alcorn State at Fla. International – 7:00pmEDT – TV: beIN (wow, really? LMFAO)
  • Oklahoma State at South Alabama – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
  • OhioU at Purdue – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FS1

The Weekend’s Slate

 

OK, Time For Some Professional Help

Yes, I know I just used that joke in the last header and that it even sucked the first time.  But this time, of course I’m referring to the NFL Cheerleaders.  Heh heh…

Anywhoooooo…..

Not every team is represented.  Some might be represented more than once.

I’m pretty much going with the best links I can find which wouldn’t end up attracting too much attention.  ‘Nuff said.

But first….Andrea.

I was “lucky” enough to still be a local for her rookie campaign, whence she first caught my attention.

In 2017 she’ll be a fifth year veteran.  For the Arizona Cardinals.

She kinda pertty.

So yes, I have hereby already long ago dubbed Arizona’s Andrea to be the NFL Cheerleader Queen of the Planet (pronounced “Ahn DREY’ uh“, btw …  shut up it doesn’t make her arrogant it makes her mysterious … SHUT UP!!!!).

Ahem….

But here are your runners up.  Enjoy…

Tampa Bay
Houston
Atlanta
Included only so I can remind you guys to use “Redacteds”? LOL, sure, let’s go with that.
New England
Dallas
San Francisco
Carolina
Denver
Jacksonville
Indianapolis
Seattle
Baltimore
Moar Andrea?? Twist my arm why dontcha…
Tennessee
New Orleans
Minnesota
Philadelphia (and also, dear lordy lord)
Oakland
Yinzburgh doesn’t have cheerleaders, but I just had to use this image again.
And this one, too!!!!
Seattle Again (bcuz I can)
The Giants don’t have cheerleaders either. But still, pretty nice photo.
But the Jets do!!!!!! Who needs recent Superb Owl titles when we’ve got girls?!?!?
One last Andrea to… ahem … bring up the rear? Yes.

 

Equal Time For Our Northern Friends

Calgary
Ottawa
B.C.
B.C. Again…
B.C. Again. I think maybe I just became a Liouns fan.

OK, enough of that.

I suppose that’s about it this week.

Other than a special shout out and a hearty “Atta Boy!!!” to the lovely and talented ALXMAC, who was the only one to correctly guess last week’s musical theme.  In fact, he was the only one to even make a serious guess.  And because he played my game, he’s my new BFF.

The rest of you can suck it.  😛

OK fine, I didn’t mean that.  Probably.

Have a good weekend folks.

Love ya’s.

Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme?  Drop me a line…

twbs@doorfliesopen.com

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

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Gratliff
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So, Bojack Season 4. Time to cry at cartoons!

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King Hippo
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Wait until you gets to episode “Stupid Piece of Shit”

King Hippo
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Made it all the way through. Did not disappoint. Brought the heavy artillery.

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scotchnaut
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trying to be more positive…

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I marathoned all of Bojack season 4 today, I’d stay depressed if Emily Haines came into my room and sat on my face.

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(googles “Emily Haines”)
(Oh right, Metric.)
(Hmmph, Canadioune)
(Born in New Delhi, India?)
(Height 5’1” !?)
You could probably sit on her face while both of you are still standing up.

King Hippo
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from peak blow days…just holy good Goddamn…

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King Hippo
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I’d extra her point!!

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Duchess
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Is this where balls aaks a question about anal sex?

King Hippo
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BDSM State can has FG. I suppose that’s their equivalent of having their balls tickled in public?

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Best Van Morrison tune you’ve never heard-“In The Days Before Rock And Roll”

scotchnaut
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I’m drunk as fuck-this is the tune that I’ve been listening to for the last 45 minutes

King Hippo
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They should find a way to work this into Bojack’s swim through depression.

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Denver’s is the best.

/but boy howdy, do N’Awlins has an argument.

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Thanks on the mobile.

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Liouns are awesome!

Hate the Steelers all you want, but you’ve gotta recognize that blondes look REALLY good in black and yellow.

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I hate to disagree Balls, but she looks terrible in black and yellow and I won’t rest until I see her out of it.

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#BumblebeePorn

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Pamela Anderson was discovered at a Liouns game,,,,Ppl 4get that.

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