TGISF…AKA “Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Pt Deux” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

Don’t stare at that banner image up there too long.  Because you can’t have her.  But we’ll get to that.

Last week, we paid homage to the amateurs…

 

TGISF…AKA “Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Part I” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Yes, a good portion of last week’s TGISF was a shameless NCSU plug, why do you ask?

And we lost anyway.  Meh.

But this week, we’re going to the pros.

So to speak….

Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Pt Deux :  Pro Footy Edition

The sequel rarely lives up to the original.  Hopefully this will be the exception.

Now, about that banner image.  That is my favorite pro cheerleader.  Her name is Andrea, and she’s just all kinds of swell.

Does it surprise you to know I have a favorite NFL Cheerleader?  It shouldn’t.  But what might surprise you is which team she cheers for, since I most strenuously do not care for the team she cheers for.

But still, you might see more of her tonight (Translation:  You’re totally gonna see more of her tonight).  Like now, for instance…

Yeah, I like her….

…I like her a lot.

Don’t feel badly tho.  If you looked like her I’d probably like you too.

One more?  At least for now?  Sure, OK…

Halloween. But she gives the treats.

 

Sports That Make You Seek Professional Help

So there was some game on last night or something, I think….?

NFL

It’s back for realsies now.  And all which that implies.  The league finally got to the real games last night, as the defending Superb Owl Champion Tawmmy’s (I think they mentioned that a time or two) hosted the Chefs.

Now personally, I very much enjoyed the humbling of the Pats at home in their opener as Defenders of the Galaxy.  It was fun to watch Tawmmy eat dirt multiple times and look dejected as hell on the sidelines.  Couldn’t happen to a nicer fella.  It was also a lot of fun to watch Kareem Hunt bounceback from an early setback and kick some Patriot Ass.  That was a lot of fun.

Having said that…..between the aforementioned (and yes very enjoyable) Brady beatdown and Travis Kelce coming to work on the short bus last night, I lost somewhere in the neighborhood of 18-20 fantasy points I was kinda counting on.

But still….Pats lost, 42-27 is your final.  Worth it.

Week One Schedule

 

MLB

Soooooo, remember last week when I told you the Dodgers would still take the division going away?  Well, it seems shit has imploded at Chavez Ravine.  I still think they’ll pull out (phrasing) in time to still take the division “comfortably”.  But going away is now looking like a bad bet.  Yeeesh.  Arizona is pretty much assured of a wildcard spot (10 game cushion) even if they don’t overtake the Dodgers, and Colorado is still hanging on (3 game cushion).  The American League wildcard picture is more messy so I’m not gonna talk about it, but suffice to say that any of 8 teams could get hot down the stretch and still slide in.

Tonight:

  • Baltimore at Cleveland – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
  • Tampa Bay at Boston – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)

Full Schedule

Standings

 

College Football

There’s some games tonight.  You heard it here first.  Sadly, probably the one with the most watchability (Memphis/UCF) got cancelled.  Thanks hurricanes.  OhioU/Purdue and OkieSt/USA it is then….I guess.

Tonight:

  • Alcorn State at Fla. International – 7:00pmEDT – TV: beIN (wow, really? LMFAO)
  • Oklahoma State at South Alabama – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
  • OhioU at Purdue – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FS1

The Weekend’s Slate

 

OK, Time For Some Professional Help

Yes, I know I just used that joke in the last header and that it even sucked the first time.  But this time, of course I’m referring to the NFL Cheerleaders.  Heh heh…

Anywhoooooo…..

Not every team is represented.  Some might be represented more than once.

I’m pretty much going with the best links I can find which wouldn’t end up attracting too much attention.  ‘Nuff said.

But first….Andrea.

I was “lucky” enough to still be a local for her rookie campaign, whence she first caught my attention.

In 2017 she’ll be a fifth year veteran.  For the Arizona Cardinals.

She kinda pertty.

So yes, I have hereby already long ago dubbed Arizona’s Andrea to be the NFL Cheerleader Queen of the Planet (pronounced “Ahn DREY’ uh“, btw …  shut up it doesn’t make her arrogant it makes her mysterious … SHUT UP!!!!).

Ahem….

But here are your runners up.  Enjoy…

Tampa Bay
Houston
Atlanta
Included only so I can remind you guys to use “Redacteds”? LOL, sure, let’s go with that.
New England
Dallas
San Francisco
Carolina
Denver
Jacksonville
Indianapolis
Seattle
Baltimore
Moar Andrea?? Twist my arm why dontcha…
Tennessee
New Orleans
Minnesota
Philadelphia (and also, dear lordy lord)
Oakland
Yinzburgh doesn’t have cheerleaders, but I just had to use this image again.
And this one, too!!!!
Seattle Again (bcuz I can)
The Giants don’t have cheerleaders either. But still, pretty nice photo.
But the Jets do!!!!!! Who needs recent Superb Owl titles when we’ve got girls?!?!?
One last Andrea to… ahem … bring up the rear? Yes.

 

Equal Time For Our Northern Friends

Calgary
Ottawa
B.C.
B.C. Again…
B.C. Again. I think maybe I just became a Liouns fan.

OK, enough of that.

I suppose that’s about it this week.

Other than a special shout out and a hearty “Atta Boy!!!” to the lovely and talented ALXMAC, who was the only one to correctly guess last week’s musical theme.  In fact, he was the only one to even make a serious guess.  And because he played my game, he’s my new BFF.

The rest of you can suck it.  😛

OK fine, I didn’t mean that.  Probably.

Have a good weekend folks.

Love ya’s.

Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme?  Drop me a line…

twbs@doorfliesopen.com

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

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Spur
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Fatty

King Hippo

I just have it on in background, but the JV Jaguras are somehow even sadder than the Grown-up NFL varietal.

WCS

And they still beat Mississippi State and a ranked San Diego State team last year.

King Hippo

Wait, really? Even my shitty wolves beat they brains in home-and-home a few years back. Did they lose like 16 starters off last year’s side?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

This video was directed and choreographed by one-hit-wonder Toni Basil:
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King Hippo

perhaps my favourite childhood video. That or “dancing chicken” Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel.

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Wakezilla

TWBS: Shame DFO wasn’t a thing 10+ years ago. I used to have friends on the Feliouns every year from 2000 to about 2007ish. Then I got old.

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Do you still have their contact info?

Wakezilla

Might have a couple on facebook

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r/watchitforthecat is hilarious

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

While the Patriots losing last night definitely perked my mood, seeing this fuckhole dragged across Twitter helped a lot too.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/goodbye-chicago-what-its-like-to-live-in-a-city-you_us_59ac5f1de4b0bef3378cd9ba?ncid=engmodushpmg00000004

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LOL. He was run off Twitter. Good. Fuck him.

Also, just for getting me to open a HuffPo link you now owe me a life debt.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Oh no. That essay is 100% sincere. He’s written other shit for HuffPo that’s just as daft and lacking awareness.

Once this essay got spread around, people began talking about their experiences with him. Basically, he’s so aggressively creepy to women that he’d been banned from at least one bar in Logan Square. He’s a fucking mess and you can tell by the fact he *admits* to doing the whole “reject me? well, you’re too ugly to fuck” bit in person.

herodotus450
herodotus450

If that’s what he admits to/remembers…
Also the “SF is sooooo much better except for the fact that I had to leave to actually find a job.” The whole thing just seems like he gets paid by the word.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Also people who take and post pictures of gross ass injuries they suffer should be round up and shot.

King Hippo

also ppl who unironically say “lifehack”

/srsly, I will eat your goddamned children whilst you watch

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

It’s not even that that’s infuriating because I’ve met plenty of people who bitch about the Chicago and the Midwest and think the coasts are way better, it’s that he genuinely seems to think Chicago is *more* expensive.

And half of what he says Chicagoans are like isn’t even right.

King Hippo

Chicago is genuinely the only large city that I’ve enjoyed spending more than like an hour in. They like to eat, they like to drink, and they like sports (even if one of their sides is manifest evil). Don’t get hung up on appearances, or dumb bullshit.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Yeah but did you even approach a random group of friends minding their own business to talb about the totally awesome benefits of cycling and composting and how like, man, life is totally meaningless and meaningful at the same time?

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

The highly redacted story of him approaching women likely left out the parts where he explicitly and openly talked about being “sex positive.”

You see, we family-oriented Midwesterners can’t process that because we’re just too conservative.

King Hippo

HuffPo enrages me enough to almost want to kill puppies.

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I hope he just instantly get rolled over and over again like an assembly line in whichever town he’s now gracing with his presence.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

He moved to New York. lol

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That city will kill him. It broke me the first time I visited.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

It’ll be funny if he slides on an ice patch into the East River.

herodotus450
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LOL. He’s at least gonna need a new mattress.

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I thought balls might appreciate this one.

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Audition tape for The Girly Show

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I hope Kristen Schall doesn’t drop her purse.

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Oh, and also Fuck Sill.

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Oh shit. The only reason to consider watching The Punisher: Jaime Ray Newman

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King Hippo

She’s even better looking now that she’s seemingly gone full LA and started snorting!

/may be projecting a little, I do that

herodotus450
herodotus450

If the concept of hell wasn’t a figment of Dante’s imagination in the 15th century and/or I believed in nonsense, I think this song would be an apt theme for DFO

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scotchnaut

Paul’s Boutique is in every Top Five Album of all time as far as I’m concerned. If you don’t know what an album is? Well, that’s your problem.

herodotus450
herodotus450

I use an Album Cover almost every day!

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herodotus450

Is all this talk about Taylor Swift (‘s music) like, ironic? No one older that 14 actually likes her, right?

King Hippo

Or some weird cornpone Karen Carpenter masturbation fantasy thing

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herodotus450

Yeah, and isn’t that what Katie Perry, Shakira,, and old Britney Spears videos literally every female music act ever is for?

Wakezilla

What I don’t get is, why people are saying she ripped off Beyonce when she clearly is ripping off early Britney Spears.

With that said, Shake it off is a damn good guilty pleasure song.

King Hippo

P*ts extended Kyle Van Noy. Hmmmm, wonder what it was about him they liked so much…

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He makes them feel safer somehow.

King Hippo

Leadership. Intangibles. The kind of young man you wouldn’t disown your daughter for dating, etc.

JustStopDude
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Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Anyone still happy the Pats last night?

Cause I am. 🙂

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

I’m not going to lie…my celebrations went a wee bit too far…

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If you lived, it wasn’t too far.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

The traffic light being flung at the end brought it all together.

scotchnaut

Sploosh!

King Hippo

Joy Division! Ya CUNT!!!

scotchnaut

Feeling Cross-eyed? Feeling Painless? Have I got a tune for you!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

The “Hey Mickey” video at the top claims Toni Basil is a “one hit wonder???????”

You should look up Toni Basil and see everything she’s done. It’s a pretty amazing career.

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Women be…

King Hippo

shit I ain’t NEVAR seen this live before.

King Hippo

hey WCS I think wud be mighty Christian of Dirt Stillers to let Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals just win these fixtures FOAR THE GREATER GOOD

Beerguyrob

Tampa’s representative looks like Jayden James…not that I know who that is.

King Hippo

So…Zeke unsuspended?

WCS

Someone tweeted to Drew that there’s a lot of pizza going cold and uneaten in New York tonight.

Senor Weaselo

And nobody told me? Damn it!

Beerguyrob

Unsuspended? That’s worthy of a suspension.

Roger Goodell’s brain is a Mobius loop of awfulness.

scotchnaut

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Damn the parody isn’t even 2:46 long; what a HACK that Yank is. Yankhackovic moar like it

Gratliff

Don’t care what anyone says. That’s an all-time great album cover.

King Hippo

This is a truly excellent song. Even sober.

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

So hey…I guess there is a good chance we all had our identities stolen.

I am not sure if anyone has been following this but basically back in JULY, Equifax servers were compromised for about a month and a half.

An estimated 150 million people had their entire credit history compromised. This effects Americans, Brits, and Canucks.

Now the fun shit is that Equifax waited until yesterday to say something for two reasons. 1) a massive hurricane destroying the south is a wonderful distraction.

2) The upper management of Equifax needed time to unload their stock in the company before announcing the fiasco. Fuckers made a pretty penny on some insider trading as the price of Equifax stock has dropped like 40%.

So what can you do? Well Equifax is offering through a website, a YEAR of free credit screening. Here is the thing, the website is a stock installation of wordpress. Basically your browser should warn you that you are going to a phishing site. They don’t have the TLS certificate set correctly so you are giving your name and your social security number to a site that is incredibly easy to hack.

On top of this, if you sign up for their shitty one year of coverage, you waiver your right to sue them in court.

Fucking amazing. These idiots potentially compromised one half of the fucking North American economy and they are setting themselves up for further failure. Its fucking breathtaking.

If you guys have not done so, immediately put a credit hold on all your fucking accounts and go through your shit every month with a fine tooth comb.

WCS

My credit’s shit; they can have it.

King Hippo

Mine’s a’ight, but I ain’t likely to buy anything of significance again and society is collapsing so fuck it.

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Same here. I’m probably better off now.

herodotus450
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But shirley I would have to sign up for and opt in to a company or three to extensively monitor all financial activity in my life?

Senor Weaselo

So they’re all gonna go to jail, right? Ahahahaha right.

herodotus450
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Looks like about $2 Million in stock was sold across three different execs. Saw that the company is worth something like $9 Billion… But it was an unanounced sale, and the day before the hack info was released?

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

It was fantastically stupid on their part to do that, but hey.

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

Its straight up illegal and moronic to think they wouldn’t get caught.

The universal truth in life is never doubt people’s greed and stupidity.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

And yet I still saw a guy on Twitter defending Experian by saying they’re victims too.

Senor Weaselo

Also you’re saying the site I checked that said I was unaffected (because I didn’t check my credit rating for the first time until AFTER that date when I bought my car, I shit you not) is what’s going to put me at risk? Bra-fucking-vo.

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

Yup.

Though along with not listening to their IT department, clearly they are also not listening to their legal department.

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I would love to meet the moron that thinks this user agreement slipped in to their website is any way possibly enforceable.

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

Well they updated their site…

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LemonJello
LemonJello

So, Equifax gets to join the DoD (twice!) and the VA as fuckers that have compromised my personal information and will get off scott-free?

Armageddon can’t come soon enough.

scotchnaut

Under rated guitar solo? It’s hiding inside My Sharona. (it starts at 2:46)

scotchnaut

I give up.

WCS

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King Hippo

Here’s a good song for Bojack and depression!

Senor Weaselo

Opinions on how cheerleaders look? SO GOOD!
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herodotus450
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What if The Ugly One looked So Good?

King Hippo

I mean, Hippo likes the natural jeans and T-shirt look

scotchnaut

This tune doesn’t get nearly the respect it deserves…

Gratliff

So, Bojack Season 4. Time to cry at cartoons!

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King Hippo

Made it all the way through. Did not disappoint. Brought the heavy artillery.

King Hippo

Wait until you gets to episode “Stupid Piece of Shit”

ballsofsteelandfury

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scotchnaut

trying to be more positive…

King Hippo

I marathoned all of Bojack season 4 today, I’d stay depressed if Emily Haines came into my room and sat on my face.

herodotus450
herodotus450

(googles “Emily Haines”)
(Oh right, Metric.)
(Hmmph, Canadioune)
(Born in New Delhi, India?)
(Height 5’1” !?)
You could probably sit on her face while both of you are still standing up.

King Hippo

from peak blow days…just holy good Goddamn…

ballsofsteelandfury

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King Hippo

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King Hippo

I’d extra her point!!

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Duchess

Is this where balls aaks a question about anal sex?

King Hippo

BDSM State can has FG. I suppose that’s their equivalent of having their balls tickled in public?

scotchnaut

Best Van Morrison tune you’ve never heard-“In The Days Before Rock And Roll”

scotchnaut

I’m drunk as fuck-this is the tune that I’ve been listening to for the last 45 minutes

King Hippo

They should find a way to work this into Bojack’s swim through depression.

King Hippo

Denver’s is the best.

/but boy howdy, do N’Awlins has an argument.

Duchess
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Duchess

Thanks on the mobile.

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Liouns are awesome!

Hate the Steelers all you want, but you’ve gotta recognize that blondes look REALLY good in black and yellow.

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Pamela Anderson was discovered at a Liouns game,,,,Ppl 4get that.

King Hippo

#BumblebeePorn

Redshirt

I hate to disagree Balls, but she looks terrible in black and yellow and I won’t rest until I see her out of it.

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