The Cowboys/Broncos tilt is far and away the best game available here but I might sneak in some Jets/Raiders action when no one is looking. TO THE GAMES!
Mia/LAC: The Fins finally get a game under their collective belts and I can stuff some Ajayi into my lineup. The Clips lost pg Chris Paul and it showed last week. The good news is that te Blake Griffin was signed in the off-season and continues his stand out play. Did you know that he once played basketball? I’m surprised that announcers haven’t pointed that out very often.
NYJ/Oak: The Jets get to travel all the way out to the west coast to pick up their second L of this young season when they could be doing the very same thing much closer to home and those that pretend to love them. Damn you, NFL schedule-makers! Not going to lie-I’m thinking seriously of taking a year off work and coming back where I left off. I call it “The Lynch Stratagem”.
Dal/Den: Is the Broncs run D improved enough to limit Zeke to under 100 yards? Melvin Gordon and his 3 yards a carry nods knowingly. It seems as though Dez struggles mightily against above average cb’s and that’s where Chris Harris comes in. And don’t kid yourself, the Cowboys D is not nearly as dominant as it seemed against the [spits on ground] Giants O. Denver in a squeaker?
Was/LAR: The biggest surprise last week had to be the way the Rams blew the doors off the Colts. It’s very strange to see a perennial also-ran step on the throat of another team and refuse to let them back up. Goff and Kupp impressed but the jury is still out on rb Gurley, what with that whole 19 carries for 40 yards albatross around his neck.
SF/Sea: The only way the Niners have a puncher’s chance at this one is to feed rb Hyde far more than the measly 15 times they did last week against Carolina. There’s just so much more talent wearing the green and whatever.
Get with the typing, fellas.
Dez caught it?!?
Here comes the review…no catch.
even if it wasn’t the Dez factor…just NO
Welp, my football’s been completely derailed by sadness.
At least he’s back together with Monsoon, and probably being told to stop.
You’re an Iggles fan. I thought you’d be numb to anything by now.
Pretty casual re playing for 55 yard FG here, Miami.
Donks game is going to finish around halftime of SNF.
Wait, Jamaal Charles is on the Broncos now? Jeez I need to pay more attention to football.
Or not.
Hello, good sir!
Hello to you
Is it curling season yet? When does curling start?
Last month, for Olympic trials.
Sanders WOO!!!!
/still too much time FOAR DAK!
So the Cowboys decided a secondary was optional?
Well, they are a secondary consideration
they also forgot what got them here, controlling the clock by running the ball. Because Denver said they were good at run D.
Look at the skittering Simien!
stay in bounds!!
Monkey jizz first down!
Wait 3- out in 49 seconds? I don’t pay exchange rate prices for this!
Gronk is injured again. Who does he think he is, Danny Amendola?
That’s $103 of my $250 auction budget on the shelf after two weeks.
It’s just his groin, he’ll massage it back into shape in no time
Run here, make sure clock keep running. Most important aspect.
I’m pretty glad I don’t have to watch it, but I’m rooting for a Seattle/SF tie.
That seems like a victory at this point.
There will be overtime involved, I hope you have enough beer for that
I’ve got a Radler in reserve.
The Patriots took apart the Saints defense? I didn’t know the Saints had a defense
Yeah, that presumes that they put it together first.
This Seahawks game is shit. I’m thinking they’re preseason bullshit might actually have been bullshit.
It’s because they let Hauschka go.
I love that I can tell you are drunk in this comment.
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Don’t tell the cops!
Donks can bleed the clock dry here. FG is fine.
5 yards for Elliott WTF
The Pit of Misery, AKA Cleveland Browns season tickets.
More like the world’s worst BDSM club. Remember, they pay for the privilege of those season tickets
Will Tye sounds like a character from a Mark Twain novel.
A modern-day warrior mean mean stride
Today’s Will Tye sees ball fly by
*SYNTH RIFF*
So did the fart kill Tinkerbell, or create her?
IF YOU BELIEVE IN FAIRIES FLAP YOUR CHEEKS
As much shit as I gave the Giants-DAL game last week, this week’s SF-SEA game is like experiencing some kind of Guantanamo Bay enhanced interrogation.
Charles still has a skip in his step.
yep, and the Donks’ OL can run block pretty decent, it’s the other thingy that’s a disaster
Sean Lee isn’t dead again yet?
Let’s keep running the fucker
Because they couldn’t just donate 100k to end Alzheimers, they had to shut down a bunch of roads and walk along them to make sure everyone saw them being charitable, and so they all got a t-shirt so they can humblebrag about it in the future
wear it to teh Whole Foods. SO ppl KNOW
When I get old I’m gonna fake having Alzheimer’s, that way I can spend my waning years pretending to be a pirate like I always wanted.
Alternately you’ll THINK you’re faking it but you’ll actually have it.
You should just do that anyway, it sounds super fun
ooooh, Pat Bowlen’s daughter is hot!
You can’t do that to Two of the Good Ones, silly Dez!
Haha, I love it when OPI is called against Dallas
Dez OPI!!
I know this is against the Jets (and also I am drunk) but this might be the best I’ve ever seen Carr play. He’s so accurate today he could probably pull off the “get-it-stuck-in-the-receiver’s-facemask” play.
How funny would it be if every team in the NFC East went 8-8 and split divisional games and they had to go to like, the 8th tie breaker?
Should have a damn rock-paper-scissors tournament. Settle it schoolyard-style.
That would be Peak NFC East.
It’s not really fair for a ranked team like the Raiders to beat up on a Division III team at home.
no matter how big the payday ,, smh
Hey, say what you will, but this is valuable experience for the young guys and should provide a good morale boost next week against the heavily favored Piscataway School for the Deaf, Dumb, Blind, and Hemopheliacs!
Double J holding up Goodell’s contract is starting to be an issue.
They should offer him half as much money. What’s he gonna do, quit?
Really. You have the ball at the fucking one yard line and you don’t give the ball to Lynch?!
….this sounds familiar
I’d say they are trying to spread the touchdowns around but that was Crabtree’s third today.
I think the Raiders are gonna make it through after all.
Lesson learned. Next time just run into the kicker….
Fucking horsy down.
Denver Score!
Holy shitballs, Godd Turley.
Ah, fuck. Bobby Heenan died.
RAMMITTTT?
OR NOT!!!!
Donks will still end up kicking FG, and miss it.
What a catch by Parker!
Leverage rhymes with beverage!
Thanks, I think I shall!
NOT SAFETYDOWN!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nobody knows the new special teams rules. That’s like the 4th such penalty today.