RAMS/49ERS:
That recently-displaced St. Louis football squad finally gets to leave the aloof and disinterested confines of whatever that stadium is that they now play in. The Empty Seat Convention (“this place is so roomy!”) that occurred the two previous Sundays wasn’t embarrassing for the league higher-ups at all, mostly because that is not an emotional response that they’re capable of. The Rams blew out the Colts and came within 7 of the ‘Dacteds so it would seem that the guy that looks like Gronk’s off-season wingman-HC Sean McVay(“I was born in ’86. Feel old yet?”)-has them pointed in a direction that isn’t rock bottom. This is a team that can be 7-9 this year and actually feel good about it. To his further credit he’s given up on Tavon Austin (16 snaps in two games) and rolled the dice on Sammy Watkins. The latter hasn’t done anything yet but as I said about Chris Hogan, it takes a bit of time to bleed the Buffalo from one’s system. Qb Goff sports the league’s highest passer rating (146.8) on throws over 20 yards so he can throw the deep ball with precision. That’s a start.
The 0-2 Niners have yet to score a TD this year. Their game last week vs. Seattle was like Burning Man for somnambulists. Rb Hyde is doing his part by running at a 7 yard per carry clip and I figure he’s the one that finally crosses the goal line for San Fran this week. The RAMMIT D gave up 5.9 yards per run last week but Aaron Donald is rounding into shape so we’ll see how things develop. ‘Pedestrian’ describes qb Hoyer’s play and what he might look like in Donte Stallworth’s headlights.
Let’s make the best of this. If you’d like to weigh in on politics, comedy, Hot Ones, your 70’s porn star figurine collection or anything else afore the game you should give ‘er below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTE8V_iRWSo
So, based on the bedspread, is she supposed to be a teenager in this movie?
I swear, they go back and forth with her casting age so much….. she’s a college grad in true detective, a high schooler in san andreas……..
Okay, i had a point, but i’m not going to pretend i’ve seen her in any thing else…
She leaves her niece’s room and comes out to the kitchen where I make her a sandwich….. maybe the script needs work, but it’s a start.
and remy lacroix shows up to fix the cable?
Totally missed tonight’s mandatory viewing. I see Sammy Watkins and I will remember the same amount of the game.
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Guys Guys Guys…. this is a thing and its happening… Electronic Music Awards!
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so i’m facing maestro in league, and I started gurley.
I desperately wish he had gotten that last touchdown
C’mon paige, you’ve been “hugged” by far less savory individuals
*cough*Alberto Del Rio*cough*
*cough*Brad Maddox*Cough*
Xaver Woods!?!?
…….. nah, see him, she wouldn’t have to be embarrassed about
Ok kids, the DFO house is yours. I’m off to sleep. Y’all have the keys to the GOOD liquor cabinet, right?
Keys, hammer, dynamite.
Whatever.
I’ve got litre-cola’s stash. Who needs liquor? Or cabinets. Or keys, for that matter.
Gotta love Newton’s Law.
Yay motion.
Hoyer is the Teddy Ginn Jr. of Quarterbacks. Every now and then there’s a flash of something good, but they come up short when it counts.
they come up short when it counts.
“I know the feeling.” — Brett F., Mississippi
Cock
An entertaining, if not especially good game. At least it wasn’t a 3-0 slapdick affair.
I’ve got to fit 7 hours of sleep into 5 hours. I’ll see you all here this weekend. Later, Taters!
So what’d we learn tonight?
Don’t start LAR or SF defenses if you can possibly help it.
Also, masturbation would have been a much better way to spend the evening.
You say that like the night isn’t still young. I mean, g’night everyone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8WoCMHD_e0
Yes it was.
Almost a bonus GurleyDOWN!
Almost a bonus Gurleyfumble just to further cluster the fuck!
KICK THE FG ASSHOLES
I would be perfectly okay with glennon hiding a bomb under his pads, and detonating it during a pregame hug with aaron rodgers.
wouldn’t be the first time there’s a dick flying at Rodgers.
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i’m confused……….
THIS is Hoyer Country!
GIRAFFE WILL RULE NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!
Recover the onside kick? Check.
Commit a back-breaking penalty at the worst possible time? Check.
Sacked on fourth down? Very check.
This was a perfectly cromulent way for the Niners to lose.
Hey you guys, you guys…
Did you know that Emittit Smith once played a game with a separated shoulder?
Did you know walter payton doesn’t have any such stories of playing with injuries?
I know because every single cowboys fan I know has tried to convince me that Smith is better than Payton, disregarding, you know, the hall of fame offensive line, the hall of fame quarterback, the crack addicted hall of fame wide receiver, and every other possible advantage a running back could have?
fuck the cowboys
Excellent hate, Lofty hate, even.
I will never try to convince you that Smith was better than Payton. Payton was one of my favorite players and he deserved to play for a better team than the Bears.
Like the Cowboys.
I like troy aikman, in a sort of ironic way, don’t know why
cowboys were awful for most of the 80’s
Emmett Smith also had one of the best O-lines that the game has ever seen. When that fell apart, so did Smiff.
See also “Smiff 2.5 YPC in the desert”
I will never not laugh at the memory of him being in madden 2005 with an absurdly high rating despite being well past his prime
To be fair that was not the real Emmitttt Smiff.
Hence me saying the hall of fame offensive line
seriously, one cowboys fan I know was Div. I running back, who knows all the difference a good line can make, yet still won’t admit that’s where a lot of smith’s success came from
Wow. That was an incredibly stupid 4th quarter
And that’s the shitty ending this game deserved.
KICK A FG RAMS! COVER RAM IT!
Oh, Shitty Niners, never change.
No Hoyer pick-six, but will we accept Hoyer sack?