Your “It’s A Color Rush-Tastic!/ RAMMIT!” NFC West Showdown Open Thread

RAMS/49ERS:

That recently-displaced St. Louis football squad finally gets to leave the aloof and disinterested confines of whatever that stadium is that they now play in. The Empty Seat Convention (“this place is so roomy!”) that occurred the two previous Sundays wasn’t embarrassing for the league higher-ups at all, mostly because that is not an emotional response that they’re capable of. The Rams blew out the Colts and came within 7 of the ‘Dacteds so it would seem that the guy that looks like Gronk’s off-season wingman-HC Sean McVay(“I was born in ’86. Feel old yet?”)-has them pointed in a direction that isn’t rock bottom. This is a team that can be 7-9 this year and actually feel good about it. To his further credit he’s given up on Tavon Austin (16 snaps in two games) and rolled the dice on Sammy Watkins. The latter hasn’t done anything yet but as I said about Chris Hogan, it takes a bit of time to bleed the Buffalo from one’s system.  Qb Goff sports the league’s highest passer rating (146.8) on throws over 20 yards so he can throw the deep ball with precision. That’s a start.

The 0-2 Niners have yet to score a TD this year. Their game last week vs. Seattle was like Burning Man for somnambulists. Rb Hyde is doing his part by running at a 7 yard per carry clip and I figure he’s the one that finally crosses the goal line for San Fran this week. The RAMMIT D gave up 5.9 yards per run last week but Aaron Donald is rounding into shape so we’ll see how things develop. ‘Pedestrian’ describes qb Hoyer’s play and what he might look like in Donte Stallworth’s headlights.

Let’s make the best of this. If you’d like to weigh in on politics, comedy, Hot Ones, your 70’s porn star figurine collection or anything else afore the game you should give ‘er below.

 

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

So, based on the bedspread, is she supposed to be a teenager in this movie?

I swear, they go back and forth with her casting age so much….. she’s a college grad in true detective, a high schooler in san andreas……..

Okay, i had a point, but i’m not going to pretend i’ve seen her in any thing else…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She leaves her niece’s room and comes out to the kitchen where I make her a sandwich….. maybe the script needs work, but it’s a start.

Brocky

and remy lacroix shows up to fix the cable?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Totally missed tonight’s mandatory viewing. I see Sammy Watkins and I will remember the same amount of the game.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

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Duchess

Guys Guys Guys…. this is a thing and its happening… Electronic Music Awards!

https://twitter.com/i/live/885191437326852096

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

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WCS

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Brocky

so i’m facing maestro in league, and I started gurley.

I desperately wish he had gotten that last touchdown

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

C’mon paige, you’ve been “hugged” by far less savory individuals

Duchess

*cough*Alberto Del Rio*cough*

Brocky

*cough*Brad Maddox*Cough*

Duchess

Xaver Woods!?!?

Brocky

…….. nah, see him, she wouldn’t have to be embarrassed about

ballsofsteelandfury

Ok kids, the DFO house is yours. I’m off to sleep. Y’all have the keys to the GOOD liquor cabinet, right?

Horatio Cornblower

Keys, hammer, dynamite.

Whatever.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve got litre-cola’s stash. Who needs liquor? Or cabinets. Or keys, for that matter.

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl

Gotta love Newton’s Law.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yay motion.

Duchess

Hoyer is the Teddy Ginn Jr. of Quarterbacks. Every now and then there’s a flash of something good, but they come up short when it counts.

WCS

they come up short when it counts.

“I know the feeling.” — Brett F., Mississippi

Unsurprised

Cock

LemonJello

An entertaining, if not especially good game. At least it wasn’t a 3-0 slapdick affair.

I’ve got to fit 7 hours of sleep into 5 hours. I’ll see you all here this weekend. Later, Taters!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

So what’d we learn tonight?
Don’t start LAR or SF defenses if you can possibly help it.

Also, masturbation would have been a much better way to spend the evening.

Senor Weaselo

You say that like the night isn’t still young. I mean, g’night everyone!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Yes it was.

King Hippo

Almost a bonus GurleyDOWN!

Senor Weaselo

Almost a bonus Gurleyfumble just to further cluster the fuck!

Mr. Ayo

KICK THE FG ASSHOLES

Brocky

I would be perfectly okay with glennon hiding a bomb under his pads, and detonating it during a pregame hug with aaron rodgers.

ballsofsteelandfury

wouldn’t be the first time there’s a dick flying at Rodgers.

Brocky

……………………………………………………………………..

i’m confused……….

Horatio Cornblower

THIS is Hoyer Country!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

GIRAFFE WILL RULE NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!

WCS

Recover the onside kick? Check.
Commit a back-breaking penalty at the worst possible time? Check.
Sacked on fourth down? Very check.

This was a perfectly cromulent way for the Niners to lose.

Brocky

Hey you guys, you guys…

Did you know that Emittit Smith once played a game with a separated shoulder?

Did you know walter payton doesn’t have any such stories of playing with injuries?

I know because every single cowboys fan I know has tried to convince me that Smith is better than Payton, disregarding, you know, the hall of fame offensive line, the hall of fame quarterback, the crack addicted hall of fame wide receiver, and every other possible advantage a running back could have?

fuck the cowboys

LemonJello

Excellent hate, Lofty hate, even.

Horatio Cornblower

I will never try to convince you that Smith was better than Payton. Payton was one of my favorite players and he deserved to play for a better team than the Bears.

Like the Cowboys.

Brocky

I like troy aikman, in a sort of ironic way, don’t know why

Brocky

cowboys were awful for most of the 80’s

Romonobyl

Emmett Smith also had one of the best O-lines that the game has ever seen. When that fell apart, so did Smiff.

King Hippo

See also “Smiff 2.5 YPC in the desert”

Brocky

I will never not laugh at the memory of him being in madden 2005 with an absurdly high rating despite being well past his prime

Horatio Cornblower

To be fair that was not the real Emmitttt Smiff.

Brocky

Hence me saying the hall of fame offensive line

seriously, one cowboys fan I know was Div. I running back, who knows all the difference a good line can make, yet still won’t admit that’s where a lot of smith’s success came from

Gratliff

Wow. That was an incredibly stupid 4th quarter

ballsofsteelandfury

And that’s the shitty ending this game deserved.

Mr. Ayo

KICK A FG RAMS! COVER RAM IT!

LemonJello

Oh, Shitty Niners, never change.

Senor Weaselo

No Hoyer pick-six, but will we accept Hoyer sack?

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