The Pre-dent of your Untied States has made NFL owners and players sympathetic figures. Is there nothing he can’t do? What have we learned today? We’ve achieved peak Bearness-there’s nowhere to go but …sideways? The Giants O continues to stink on ice. And Grass. And Astroturf. And during the day. And at night. DeKizer Soze will try his very best but he’s a rook on a team that likes to destroy their employee’s will to succeed. Erin Andrews’ sun hat makes her nose look really big. The Giants aren’t allowed to score legit touchdowns, just because. Starting Mercedes Lewis out of the blue in fantasy gets you mega points and makes you seem smarter than you actually are. Case Keenum will wreck your shit every coupla years if you give him a chance. The Denver run D is for real again, damn it! It makes little to no difference whether you start Newton or Winston at the QB spot. (as of early in the second half) I’ve learned nothing else today. TO THE GAME!
RAIDERS/REDACTEDS: This is kinda a weird game to get an accurate read on. Rb Kelley is out so look for rook Perine to shine a bit unless Thompson decides to steal his thunder. Where has wr Pryor been? His catch rate is 53% and he’s accounted for a mere 97 yards to this point. He’s got the look of a boom/bust guy as far as fantasy is concerned. Qb Cousins needs to get on the same page as him. There’s your homework fellas-have at it. Perhaps cb Norman will take wr Cooper out of the game, perhaps not. Mine own opinion is that Raiders qb Carr just has too many weapons to not succeed here.
Enjoy the game.
makes u think
Yeah, that guy aged well.
It’s extra funny because these MGTOW are really just guys who don’t thaw their unseasoned chicken before cooking it in their studio apartment.
Are these the staunch anti Male circumcision people?
No these are the guys who have sworn off all women and never shut the fuck up about it because they want women to know about it and care even though no women do.
That’s like a neckbeard on top of a neckbeard.
They’re basically just angry women-haters who haven’t liberated themselves from anything.
I think so. I met some of them for lunch the other day, and I was the only one who would leave a tip.
And yet they’re convinced that after the apocalypse, their meme-posting abilities will be in huge demand for some reason.
Because when society collapses people with friends and extended families are going to be screwed. The unpleasant loners are who people will look up to.
Isn’t that the plot of every 70s movie?
I had a long drive today so I was switching back and forth between the Jets and Giants radio broadcasts. The color guys for each, Marty Lyons and Carl Banks respectively, are entertaining as hell.
“Jay Cutler has been awful today, and if you can fathom it, his body language is even worse.”
I love listening to games on the radio
Picture it NOW! A RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!/Redacteds NFC Title Game!
Dude, I have enough trouble sleeping at night
There’s no timeline dark enough where that could be.
And even then day dacteds STILL wouldn’t be sure about paying cousins.
They may as well hand the Lombardi Trophy with the Lamar Hunt Trophy after the AFC Title Game, just to save some time.
Meaning the Packers, Falcons, Cowboys, and Seahawks all don’t make it? Not a chance in hell, my friend.
YeahRights’ survivor pool this week is carnage.
Are we all dead?
You sir took the Broncos, so you are dead.
I knew that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw98ARXfcqk
NAWT HIPPO!!
I am still alive. Lots of commentists took Steelers, and Dolphins.
Me too. I think we’re one of the few.
But those who picked the P*ts got a reprieve. Otherwise massive carnage.
Ok OAK, stop fucking around and score already. The REDACTEDS are not that good.
You know, going back to the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!! thing, when WAS won down there, maybe we should have just been like “whoa, mebbe these here Redacteds are GOOD??”
I seem to recall someone writing a season preview suggesting they might not suck too badly this year…
yeah, but we discounted it
/not because homer, but because GIRL!! 😀
😛
/and serious, I remember you praising the Kerrigan and he looks pretty disruptive
He’s a beast, and it looks like they actually got some decent people around him to let him do his thing
Okay. I’ve had enough of Star Trek: Discovery. Too dark. The set, not the mood. Pretty much nothing is going on. I tried though.
You lasted longer than I did.
That’s what SHE … no, never mind. She’s never said that.
Well, that’s not the first time a redshirt hasn’t made it through an entire episode of Trek.
Zing
Wow!
(applause)
They grow up so fast…*sniff*
I napped through most of this half. Seems like the right call.
having done that before, it becomes a regret around 3 am, staring at the ceiling
Only women stare at my ceiling with regret at 3 am.
Since he’s a Raider, shouldn’t Derek change his name to Derek Yargh?
OAK definitely needs to get away from Beast Mode, go to they speed backs now. I say this selflessly.
A cupcake company tweeted this people are really, really mad online about it.
Is it because they’re chocolate cupcakes?
Knock Knock,
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben da knee
Moose, you amaze me.
The silver on the lips is a nice touch.
Must have been a female robot.
We’re sure David Carr isnt starting for Oakland right?
lol wee wee
I think that that translates to: “I am a child of Farts, so it is natural that I incorporate them into my celebration.” -Holedell Beckham
He’s not South Park Canadian!
Aww, that’s not how you block little receiver man!
They misspelled “lesbian”
Nope, that works perfect for me. I would attend this establishment.
why not BOTH??
Poor Tillman
Brees’ kid must be in high school by now.
we are ALL Breesus’ children, my son
Wow, this game is a shitstorm! I shouldn’t be surprised tho, what else can you expect from the AFC?
From the radio broadcast: “VD is on fire”
Alright. I’m quitting this nu-Trek shit. It’s boring me. Back to footy for me.
So who started Vernon Davis? Cause you are a genius
I am functionally retarded. At least that’s what my Mom told me.
Scotchy started Marcedes this morning. That seems like so long ago.
Les Cousins Dangereux
“I kind of feel bad for Jay Gruden and the offense because sportstalkers like me are shitty”
So the Slurs are going to win this going away right?
Unless they’re up by five scores or more at the half, make no assumptions
Perine seems like a “cumulative impact” runner. I bet he starts picking up big chunks late.
“That’s the opposite of me.” – Karen Carpenter
The link even posts his weight!
Dayum. He beat the shit out of it, huh?
That was picking, not puking.
Litre FOAR TEH WIN!!
Sherff don’t like it.
Not sure about the new Kingsman. The first was OK, but I couldn’t get past Samuel Jackson’s ridiculous dialect. Ending was pretty weak as well.
Even more ridiculous this go-around, but Julianne Moore’s character and Elton John made it worth it.
THERE IS NO I IN SHERFF.
But there is a U in “Sheriff of Suckin U Off.”
I have not watched a minute of any Sunday night game FWIW. I just piggyback on what you all say.
Same here, I’m watching FX.
I kind of suspect I’m the only one watching this particular game
Don’t feel bad, that’ll be me tomorrow.
SEE RATINGS ARE SLIPPING DUE TO KNEELING!
Neato torpedo!
Okay 30-minute Star Trek pilots breakdown.
TOS “The Cage”: Pike had been taken prisoners by the big headed aliens.
TOS “Where No Man Has Gone Before”: Enterprise had gone past Great Barrier at Edge of Galaxy. One officer gains silver eyes and starts to become a mad god.
TNG: “Encounter at Farpoint”: Omnipotent Q had open warcrime tribunal on humanity.
DS9: “The Emissary”: Borg killed Sisko’s wife. Sisko gets kicked to starbase at the edge of nowhere.”
VOY: “Caretaker”: Voyager and Maquis gets pulled all the way across the galaxy in the worst donor search ever.
ENT: “Broken Bow”: Klingon crashes into Earth. Humans want to return Klingon. Arrogant Vulcans say no. Humans say “Screw you, were doing it anyway”.
Discovery: There’s an asteroid and the Klingons are now the Persians from 300 instead of Genghis Khan expys. That’s about it.
Not worth $6/month. Not sure if it’s even worth torrenting.
It doesn’t even seem like Star Trek actually.
Pretty much a young Josh Homme
I liked enterprise
Would love to see the look on the average suburban Kia owner’s face when they see what Lemmy did in his spare time.
“Pshh that’s all he did? My wife and I do Shawshank roleplay every Thursday!”
Who plays Boggs, and who plays Andy?
I play Boggs and my wife films me fucking a lifesize Tim Robbins!
Is it a rubber Tim Robbins? A Latex One? Or is it a Neoprene one?
evening.
I have managed to lose in fantasy football to a man we all know, who hasnt had power for days and didn’t change his lineup. Thoughts and prayers to Don T. I am the worst ff player ever.
For an island with no power, he did a good fo’ sho’. Hopefully he’s alive to see it next month.
OH GOD A PREVIEW FOR THAT FUCKING BIG BANG THEORY PREQUEL
IT LOOKS EVERY BIT AS TERRIBLE AS YOU’D IMAGINE IT TO BE
WHO ORDERS THIS SHIT
“WHO ORDERS THIS SHIT”
– Me after eating Chinese takeout
Can’t wait until Sheldon says, “Why don’t I have any black friends? I try to be nice to them after reading The Bell Curve!”
See, Red Pill Sheldon would be worth watching.
“It’s just a fact that Jews control the media.”
“Cuoco, that name sounds too ethnic for me. Did you take an El Chapo tunnel to get here?”
“If you wanted to earn as much as me, you shouldn’t have majored in Women’s studies, dumb snowflake bitch. #Realsoverfeels.”
I THINK IT LITERALLY BURNED MY EYES
Uncle Ed once said, “Gus Frerotte looks like someone who likes getting hand jobs in public. And Jeff George looks like he enjoys giving them.”
Gus revolutionized the way you can give head.
Honey who hasn’t done that on a Monday night in DC against Giants!
Goddammit I agree that bands are awesome, I don’t want to agree with that ass
Sounds like me before I plowed Bruce Vilanch in the early 90s!
Goddamnit, Cooper! You SOB!
You guys are missing quite the horror show right now
Oof, yeah, Little Caesars is really greasy
Gotta sacrifice and support the team though.
I have the same thing on! Oh wait, it’s just PornHub on multiview again.
Uh oh.
Took a ring post bump a bit too close and knocked out/broke his front two teeth, and then wrestled like a maniac for another 15 minutes. So much blood.
That’s why I love him. Still won’t get a main event push.
Coach Gruden is living his childhood dream of shilling for tacky, shitty, outdated products.
Anyone see the cans on that Asian teacher?
She was stacked
Fuck off Lyft, you’re no better than Uber.
They’re slightly better than uber just by not being uber
are they saying Boo? Or Coo-per?
Up to hate factor four. If I get to nine, I’ll subject myself to the Slurs game.
What happened to the Prime Directive?
Trump’s Federation
I think my intestines are rebelling against the Bears winning
Or it could have been the Chicago style hot dog…
Did you eat the stem of the sport pepper?
Hehehehehehe
Only if it’s Magic Johnson, honey! Buddy went to the Forum Club in ’88 and saw more black nipples than a Medicine Dropper convention!
Eh, not even once. Pizza and hot dogs – how many more things can Chicago fuck up?
Local government deserves the top spot on that list
Uncle Ed said, “The only Week 4 games that are exciting are this one and seeing whether my one night stand menstruates a month later”
So, I missed all the earlier games. Did the Saints magically remember how defense works, or is Cam just that broken and the Carolina O that bad?
Definitely column B.
Cam is still broken.
Carr has dreamy eyes.
Beastmode sucks however and is further fucking up my FF score.
“You know if you keep runnin’ at a motherfucker’s modem, they’re gonna stop checking their fantasy teams.”
I’ve got 0.60 from him today so far too, btw.
Zero point six zero.
It’s becoming my mantra.