Your Second Round of NFL Action Open Thread

Man, is it ever dreary/rainy in this neck of the woods. What that means for me is that the piling of more firewood will have to wait for some other time. Ah, well-I’ll make the best of it somehow. [light bulb appears over noggin] I know what to do! Let’s go… TO THE GAMES!

TB/Ari: AP got his wish (sorta) and ends up in Arizonatown. Indications are that he’ll be fed the ball early and often although I can’t see the Cards straying too far away from ultra-dependable Fitz and his 32 receptions.

LAR/Jax: I like the look of this tilt. We’ve got two young-ish teams that seem to have their respective futures in front of them. That suggestion I made last week about stashing qb Goff at the bottom of your fantasy roster? I’m glad you didn’t take me seriously. [stares at Goff at the bottom of his fantasy roster] SHUT UP! HE STILL HAS VALUE, DAMNIT!

Pit/KC: The only team that’s been able to come within seven points of the Chiefs was Philly and that was way back in week two. Rb Hunt has piled up 609 yards on a mere 96 carries! This has allowed our favourite spaghetti-armed quarterback to toss the ball further downfield than anyone but his mother thought possible. Alex Smith has gone for 1400 yards already and has 11 scoring balls to go with nary an intercept. Everything’s coming up ribs and roasts and buttered-on-both-sides-toasts down Kansas City way. On t’udder side, Big Ben was recently enrolled in an Interception Aversion Program at the team’s urging after last week’s travesty.

LAC/Oak: Raiders fans are shouting hosannas from the tops of burnt-out cars over the fact that qb Carr and his “out for 4 to 6 weeks” prognosis was discovered to be a load of hooey. He and Marshawn and Amari and Khalil should be more than enough to put the one-win Lawnclippers to bed early.

Do that thing that you do.

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King Hippo

Arizona is the strangest goddamned team in the NFL

blaxabbath

They’re a bad team who can beat good teams.

But they generally are bad.

blaxabbath

Holy shit — how bad is TB’s defense?

Who else is looking forward to Giants-Broncos tonight, I sure as shit am not.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I am. Denver’s D is likely my only hope.
I like the matchup.

King Hippo

me, Moose, and make it snow?

/and wait, shouldn’t you love to see Los Gigantes fail?

Gratliff

All about that manningface

Horatio Cornblower

Me, but only because I have the Broncos D in FF.

Redshirt

I can’t help but think CBS got the Steelers and Chiefs records backwards.

King Hippo

My GurleyPOINTS are woefully insufficient. HINT HINT

King Hippo

FUCK YOU

blaxabbath

I love how Fitz catches the td pass and toss it to the ref in one fluid motion.

Brocky

Is that a catch?

theeWeeBabySeamus

It goddamned better be or he’s benched next week.

Senor Weaselo

As long as it’s not against the P*ts. Then it’s a fumble for a touchback.

King Hippo

not like he’s Dez or sommet

Brick Meathook

I’m going to the NHRA Finals in Pomona in November.
I’ve never been to a top-fuel drag race but from what I’ve read the engine roar is tremendous.
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blaxabbath

Boots on Ground!

King Hippo

Brick is our Hunter S. Thompson after all

Brick Meathook

I’ll start stockpiling drugs now

Shogun Marcus

Is loud. Very loud. But in bursts, unlike say a Ministry show, which is just sustained aural battery.

Senor Weaselo

Musical guest, Aural Battery!

blaxabbath

I’m really excited about watching AP take on the [aging] Legion of Boom.

Duchess

I thought AP is better known for his ferocity towards younger folks.

Duchess

Packers should trade for Cutler he’s the second most efficient passer to Greenbay players

Petronel

OH Lawd this is actually entertaining

WCS

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Petronel

SAFETY DUNCE

King Hippo

oh, that’s good

blaxabbath

I really want to speakeasy story Jed York — but it’s hard to make fun of a person who is that much of a joke.

I hope my inevitable death from cirrhosis is worth it.

blaxabbath

Call of Duty makes the best commercials.

WCS

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Mother Puncher

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herodotus450

LA vs. Jax the best game of the afternoon that I still won’t watch?

WCS

Are the Bears going to win their division?

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blaxabbath

God I hope ARI wildcards the west then.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Bears-Jets Superb Owl

blaxabbath

Doug Martin looks a little….immature…on these runs.

Mother Puncher

He seems unfocused. Like he needs some sort of medicine to help him focus.

DontHair

Yay Bears!

King Hippo

The fuck was that play, SF? A 12 yard slant and spike would have sufficed

blaxabbath

I’m actually really excited for Murder on the Orient Express.

King Hippo

alright, Stabby McGee just remember to give us 12 hours’ advance warning on the alibi need, in accordance with DFO policy

Gratliff

Aw, Lions

Shogun Marcus

See that’s been the problem with the North for years. Even when gb has no business winning the division (as has sadly often been the case), the rest of the division can’t stop punching itself in the dick.

King Hippo

Today is just very, very silly

Mother Puncher

*dumb

blaxabbath

Cards Bye Week Update is going to be….wrong.

Gratliff

Goddamn, he went and got that

King Hippo

Use the middle of the field, Tomsulas

Mother Puncher

Saints about to punt away the lead

King Hippo

Bearistocrats, playing for the draw?

Gratliff

Touchdown Seahawks, Patriots ball.

Gratliff

CATCH

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hmmmm….that kinda looks like a Niners catch to me.
Let’s look again, shall we zebs?

King Hippo

THAT is a catch

Gratliff

Please let this be the one game the Niners win

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh Niners, how thou doth entertain so.

Romonobyl

Been busy doing stuff, just tuned in long enough to see the post-game coverage of Jets/P*ts. Full rage mode engaged.
Carry on…

Mother Puncher

Holy Saints

Spur

Oh PLEASE let the Saints blow this.

blaxabbath

I want to see one of these Surface Laptop “Lightning and Thunder” commercials but, instead of people creating awesome shapes, it’ll show DFOers sitting on their asses typing dick jokes.

Shogun Marcus

Moose gifs!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Jesus, Saints

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

In a way, I’m happy that New York made that travesty of a call against the Jets. It’s going to be a lot easier to deal with the Raiders shitting the bed this afternoon when I know everything in the NFL is completely meaningless.

blaxabbath

That was a short SB window for Pre-LV.

King Hippo

replace “NFL” with “life”

blaxabbath

Counterpoint: I’m gonna go have some drugs now too.

Duchess

Hello, fellow Bearistocrats!
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Try #2

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yay.

Senor Weaselo

He wasn’t wrong about getting into the Hall.

Redshirt

I don’t get a late afternoon NFL game? How come? My teams on a bye!

blaxabbath

2018 Arizona Cardinals backfield:

Adrian Peterson
David Johnson
Khalil Tate

Just an excuse to post this:

blaxabbath

Knew I shoulda picked up AP on waivers this week….

blaxabbath

AP with a 8 yard gain on first play from scrimmage! WOOOOOOOOOO!

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