“Down With the Irish” Lesser Footy Open Thread

We shall get to the title sequence in a moment, suffice to say it represents a real statement moment for my wolven sort.

First, the morning Lesser Footy, kicked off with a monster matchup, Spurs invading Old Trafford (7:30, NBCSN).  #3 at #2, and all that separates them is goal differential, with each on 20 points.  Harry Kane v. Romelu Lukaku, easily the two best players in the League.  Yes, wake up for it.

West Brom’s hopeless home tie against Man City (NBCSN) highlights the 10:00 window.  Seriously, City’s goal differential is +28 after just 9 matches.  That’s UNLV in the early 90s material.  Liverpool and Huddersfield Town play on CNBC (hangover from winning at United?), with Arsenal v. Swans being the best of the paid/streaming fixtures.

Once again, the spotlight dance is forgettable, Chelsea/Bournemouth (12:30, NBC).  JV NFL is better.

Sunday’s doubleheader starts light, with 12th position Brighton & Hove hosting 10th place Southampton (9:30, NBCSN).  These sides are pretty boring.  Next, bigger names with shittier records, as 18th position (yikes) Everton visit 14th place Leicester, both boasting new managers – Everton’s being of the interim varietal (12:00, NBC).  Both sides should have the “new manager” burst of emotional energy, and each has more skill than they’ve shown in the early going.  Perhaps they will entertain us, until Red Zone kicks off.  Damn the British time zones shifting differently from ours.

Oklahoma State at West By God Virginia (Noon, ABC)

A tasty appetizer ahead of the loaded 3:30 window, give us all your Big 12-ish offensing, please.

Cal at Colorado (2:00, Pac12)

Super interesting for these sides to play so early in the day, and the pickins are slim early on.

NC State at Notre Dame (3:30, NBC)

Here we go!  The banner pic is from the game in Raleigh last year, played in Hurricane leftovers.  State dominated, as the foundations of this season’s team (good OL, great QB, dominant DL) were finally starting to come together, and the pitiful secondary was neutralized.  In my mind, this is still a matchup that heavily favours the wolven sort, with the chance to pick up the most important road win in perhaps the last 30-40 years of the program.  A victory surely takes NC State into the Top Ten itself for a home showdown with Clemson next weekend essentially for the division title.  No pressure, guys!

Paedo State at Ohio State (3:30, Fox)

Get.  Fucked.

Georgia at Florida (3:30, CBS)

The World’s Largest (Forgotten) Outdoor Cocktail Party, we shall see if the Gators can manage to be more than a speed bump on UGA’s road to Roll Damn Tide.

TCU at Iowa State (ABC/ESPN2)

This is a really interesting, and surprisingly important game.  Why not move it to tonight, when somebody might fucking be able to watch the thing?

Mississippi State at Texas A&M (7:15, ESPN)

Ah, the always entertaining SEC West undercard fixture.  This one could be pretty wild and back-and-forth.

Tennessee at Kentucky (7:30, SECN)

UK always manages to blow it against UT.  This seems almost served up on a silver platter for the Wildcats, so they will twist themselves in knots to fuck up.  FUN SHIT.

Washington State at Arizona (9:30, PAC12)

Everyone done forgot about BEAR DOWN Foar Midterms, but they’re 3-1 in the League.  Beat Wazzu at home, and you are looking at a title game contender.  Not ded yet, eh, Rich Rod?

USC at Arizona State (10:45, ESPN)

Fresh off a butthammering in South Bend, the Troi Boiz highlight the tweaker match in Coed Valhalla.  This always makes for interesting viewing, though I have no idea what you will get out of either football squadron.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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herodotus450

Hide your couches after this game

scotchnaut

Apparently we’re going to find out what the Wolf Pack is made of.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sooooo…..what do you think…?

scotchnaut

I’ll go ‘jury is still out’.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Diplomatic answer.

Personally, I’d have gone with “We’re gonna choke this one away for all it’s worth”.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Woof

theeWeeBabySeamus

Not much tho.
But at least Carolina lost.

Brick Meathook

Let’s call the NC State O-Line “The Seven Blocks of Granite” because those guys don’t move.

blaxabbath

I thought you watched EPL.

theeWeeBabySeamus

At least it wasn’t on a fake punt deep in our own territory this time.
Baby steps.

blaxabbath

I’ve been listening to What Happened this afternoon.

There is no way we could ever offer two worse candidates again.

Unsurprised

LOL

scotchnaut

That’s no good.

theeWeeBabySeamus

So much for that streak.
And also this game I guess.

herodotus450

OSU linebacker falls for the pump fake about 8 yards past the line of scrimmage. But they’re not there to learn!

Brick Meathook

Q: Why do businesses fail in Bumfuck Kenya?

A: Because no one has any money

herodotus450

Can’t even afford to fuck the bums smgdnh

Unsurprised

/Sighs. HARD.

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herodotus450

When even the cheese dick announcers are criticizing the officiating consistency, you know it’s a bad game.

litre_cola

How has the JV footy been? Looks chilly in south bend, they should probably throw a sweater on Jesus.

litre_cola

Fucking love The Smiths, even if Morrissey is a complete shitbag now. Jonny Marr on the other hand is a very nice man. Met him a couple years back when he played here in Calgary. Played a bunch of Smiths tunes as well as his new album.

litre_cola
scotchnaut

The song “There is a Light That Never Goes Out” was inspired by hockey goalies that have let in six or more goals in a single game.

herodotus450

I didn’t know they wrote a song about Jose Theodore!

scotchnaut

“ZING!”*

*the sound of a puck flying into the net

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, that’s great and all.
But I am personally happy to accept shenanigans in our favour.

Fuck off, I’m older than you and will likely be dead soon. I need this. 😛

theeWeeBabySeamus

Jaysam talking junk too.
“You gotta cheat to cover me, fucker”

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh hell yes. But getting in his head with it too.
Injure his pride, make him try to play straight up.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Does Tirico already have his dick in the little shithead leprechaun’s ass already or what? He sure did seem to want to call that pass complete, both excitedly and erroneously. Dumb fuck.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hello God, I’d like to order a pick six now in South Bend, k thx.

herodotus450

The fuck was that picture-in-picture ad?

scotchnaut

Hopefully a functional (“SO FAR, SO GOOD!”) alcoholic making chili in northern Ontario during half-time is a good luck thingy for the WolfPack.

/later

theeWeeBabySeamus

Couldn’t hurt.

JustStopDude
herodotus450

How was that not also intentional grounding

theeWeeBabySeamus

I yell at the TV and kick the cat, personally.
When I talk to myself I just get bored.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit. Touchdown.
Where’s that fucking cat?

scotchnaut

“Gentlemen, we’ve got some work to do.”

-Large-eyed puppies chasing their own tails

Brick Meathook

Jesus loves you

litre_cola

My old Mexican weed dealer? That is nice of him.

Unsurprised

Welcome to the club. Also, fuck you.

herodotus450

Josh Adams in one game, James Franklin on the other. It’s like someone asked trump to list his favorite founding fathers.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That Burt Hancock had great penmanship

herodotus450

Lemme tell you, I’ve seen Putin’s Burt Hancock, it’s the biggest. The best one I’ve ever seen.

scotchnaut

The mothers of football players keep getting younger. How is that possible?

Brick Meathook

Child prostitution.

Brocky

Wasn’t there a player whose mom was 14 when he was born? Or am I misremebering again

Brocky

” this is the Notre dame team we’ve been waiting for!”

Not that I ever use my smartphones “automated assistant feature, but after reading that I suddenly have an urge to ask it the legality of murdering boosters

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK Hippo, now you can get nervous.

herodotus450

ILLEGAL TOUCHING CALLED ON PENN STATE! ILLEGAL TOUCHING CALLED ON PENN STATE! ILLEGAL TOUCHING CALLED ON PENN STATE!

herodotus450

Ahem. Almost lost my cool there. Meant to say,
ILLEGAL TOUCHING CALLED ON PENN STATE! When did Jerry Sandusky get back on the field?

scotchnaut

Had no idea that Peter Gabriel was so disgusting…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPTyNDqOzpM

herodotus450

Huge return by a PSU linebacker… OSU should just onside kick every time, theyd give up worse field position that way.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Half the distance to the goal, PFFFFT….HIT HIM AGAIN!!!!!!!!! HARDER THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!

Redshirt

Update: OSU TD but even the fight songs sounds off. Either that or the high brass section is asleep like the Oline.

herodotus450

It’s nigh on UN-AMERICAN that the visiting band sounds so much louder.

Redshirt

Is it against NCAA rules to change jerseys in the middle of a game?

scotchnaut

“Maybe. How much money does your program pull in?”

-The NCAA