TGISF… AKA Your “Insert Witty Halloween Sex Pun Here” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep, it’s Halloween again.  Almost, anyway.  So of course this week is an easy choice.

It’s the 2nd Annual TGISF Halloween Sexy!!!!!!!!

(yes, we had a birthday a few weeks ago…now I get to call everything “2nd Annual ” any damned time I want to…get over it)

So let’s have a party!!!!!

 

We’ll have cake…

 

We’ll have punch…

 

We’ll have costumes…

We’ll have lotsa costumes…

 

And maybe a fright or two if we’re lucky…

Trick Or Treat

Remember when you were a kid, and depending upon where you lived, usually in one direction or another was….  that neighborhood.

You know the one I mean.  It’s where all the rich kids you went to school with and hated lived, but whose parents moved them into private school before they got all beat up n stuff.

(OK, ok….maybe some didn’t transfer until after they got beat up, but I admit nothing)

THAT Neighborhood…..

(Full Bars????  FULL BARS!!!!!)

Why would I want to hand out full bars to dumb kids?  Hell, I don’t even buy full bars for myself.  Always the minis.  And at Halloween, even giving those away to those snotty nosed little critters annoys me.

THAT’S MY CANDY, DAMMIT!!!!  Why do I have to give it to you just because you showed up at my door?  You don’t look hungry so why are you doing this?????

Aaaaand then I just give in and give it to them anyway because then they go away more quickly and they don’t think I’m funny anyway.  Grow a sense of humor, you little bastards.

And bring your mom this year.  I missed her last year.

Spooky Sports

NFL

So that was a close one last night, huh?  The ‘Phins swam north to Baltimore for a TNF juggernaut last night, but somewhere along the way they forgot how to football even more than usual.

Also Joe Flacco got hisself all killt n junk.

But no one can tell the difference today so apparently he’s OK.

Ravens hang on to their illusions for at least one more week and crush Miami 40-0, singlehandedly hitting on the over in Vegas (37.5).

Sunday/Monday Schedule

 

World Series

The 2017 World Series has gotten off to a hot start and is knotted up at a game apiece as Houston manages to take game two (even if it did take a while).  The scene now shifts from LA to Houston tonight for Game Three.

  • World Series | Game Three – LAD @ HOU – 8:20pmEDT – TV:  FOX

 

NHL

Still not yet, but I’ll have more opinions soon once baseball is done and football finally figures a way to disappoint me, as it always does, and I’m able to watch more hockey.  Probably mid-November at the latest.  But I do have to point out….Vegas is still chugging along.

Friday Schedule

Standings

 

NBA

Also still too early to be much point to talk about the Association.  Won’t be much of one later either, but we probably will at some point anyway.

Friday Schedule

Standings

 

NCAA Football

Kind of a meh slate tonight…

  • Florida State @ Boston College – 8:00pmEDT – TV:  ESPN
  • Tulane @ (24)Memphis – 8:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
  • Tulsa @ SMU – 9:00pmEDT – TV:  ESPN2

Saturday Schedule

 

 

Halloween Sexy

Disclaimer:  I make no guarantees that some of these might not be repeats of last year.  I even went back and looked, ostensibly to NOT repeat any from last year.  However, some of those deserve repeating.

We’ll see what happens.

Enjoy…

 

 

 

 

Fear Snuggle

Later, after all of the Halloween events have unfolded and the party has died down, it is traditional to do the fear snuggle with someone.  Even if it’s just with your dog, your cat, or even just a pillow or stuffed animal.

All you do is find the scariest movie you can, and you snuggle down into it.

Why?

Why Not!!!

Thusly, my kitty and I bid you a good night…

Have a safe and fun weekend, everyone.

Love ya’s.

 

 

Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme?  Drop me a line…

twbs@doorfliesopen.com

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

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Nice

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Oh sweet shit, today was awful.

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Cómo?

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Full-length of catgirl

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I should do something this weekend for Halloween. Or at least get a ton of liquor and candy and gorge myself stupid.

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At least all that working out hasn’t changed that fact that Charlotte McKinney has always been leggy as fuck, but it usually went unnoticed because of her tits.

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Got damn

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In motion

Gratuitous swimsuit pic:

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I am happy to announce that Bella Thorne is still on her bullshit.

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I make this amazing trip to Minneapolis. Vikings win! Woo!
When I left my hotel room on Tuesday morning, guess that would be the 24th, it was 40 degrees with a 22 MPH wind.
Real Feel of 27.

I arrive at LAX and there was a Real Feel! of 105.

My entire system is in need of therapy.

If I was a tropical fish I would be dead!

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You’re not a tropical fish? Fuck, I owe cuntler $50

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Greetings Boppers!

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Dammit. Now I have to watch it again.

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That’s PRECISELY the clip I set out to get.

I’ve been mentally hacked!

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That, or it’s in my Top-10 of all time and I have a folder of clips at the ready.

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HELL YEAH

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The Baseball Furies gang, who have no speaking parts, were played by the film’s stuntmen.

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Update: I have consumed far more whisky than intended. It’s still not enough to deal with my mother

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