Yep, it’s Halloween again. Almost, anyway. So of course this week is an easy choice.
It’s the 2nd Annual TGISF Halloween Sexy!!!!!!!!
(yes, we had a birthday a few weeks ago…now I get to call everything “2nd Annual ” any damned time I want to…get over it)
So let’s have a party!!!!!
We’ll have cake…
We’ll have punch…
We’ll have costumes…
We’ll have lotsa costumes…
And maybe a fright or two if we’re lucky…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkwHysX120g
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Trick Or Treat
Remember when you were a kid, and depending upon where you lived, usually in one direction or another was…. that neighborhood.
You know the one I mean. It’s where all the rich kids you went to school with and hated lived, but whose parents moved them into private school before they got all beat up n stuff.
(OK, ok….maybe some didn’t transfer until after they got beat up, but I admit nothing)
THAT Neighborhood…..
(Full Bars???? FULL BARS!!!!!)
Why would I want to hand out full bars to dumb kids? Hell, I don’t even buy full bars for myself. Always the minis. And at Halloween, even giving those away to those snotty nosed little critters annoys me.
THAT’S MY CANDY, DAMMIT!!!! Why do I have to give it to you just because you showed up at my door? You don’t look hungry so why are you doing this?????
Aaaaand then I just give in and give it to them anyway because then they go away more quickly and they don’t think I’m funny anyway. Grow a sense of humor, you little bastards.
And bring your mom this year. I missed her last year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tnYZ4xivTk
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Spooky Sports
NFL
So that was a close one last night, huh? The ‘Phins swam north to Baltimore for a TNF juggernaut last night, but somewhere along the way they forgot how to football even more than usual.
Also Joe Flacco got hisself all killt n junk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pko_AvXMCRI
But no one can tell the difference today so apparently he’s OK.
Ravens hang on to their illusions for at least one more week and crush Miami 40-0, singlehandedly hitting on the over in Vegas (37.5).
World Series
The 2017 World Series has gotten off to a hot start and is knotted up at a game apiece as Houston manages to take game two (even if it did take a while). The scene now shifts from LA to Houston tonight for Game Three.
- World Series | Game Three – LAD @ HOU – 8:20pmEDT – TV: FOX
NHL
Still not yet, but I’ll have more opinions soon once baseball is done and football finally figures a way to disappoint me, as it always does, and I’m able to watch more hockey. Probably mid-November at the latest. But I do have to point out….Vegas is still chugging along.
NBA
Also still too early to be much point to talk about the Association. Won’t be much of one later either, but we probably will at some point anyway.
NCAA Football
Kind of a meh slate tonight…
- Florida State @ Boston College – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Tulane @ (24)Memphis – 8:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- Tulsa @ SMU – 9:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
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Halloween Sexy
Disclaimer: I make no guarantees that some of these might not be repeats of last year. I even went back and looked, ostensibly to NOT repeat any from last year. However, some of those deserve repeating.
We’ll see what happens.
Enjoy…
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Fear Snuggle
Later, after all of the Halloween events have unfolded and the party has died down, it is traditional to do the fear snuggle with someone. Even if it’s just with your dog, your cat, or even just a pillow or stuffed animal.
All you do is find the scariest movie you can, and you snuggle down into it.
Why?
Why Not!!!
Thusly, my kitty and I bid you a good night…
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Have a safe and fun weekend, everyone.
Love ya’s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8
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Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme? Drop me a line…
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Strangely, I find myself rooting for the Dirt Oilers … I feel … conflicted. OH WELL!
/pours more Bourble
nobody likes a quitter ,, amirite Plato??
Not at all disturbing.
Poor balance = Easier to catch.
8/10, would bang.
Too afraid what would happen if she got on me. 2/10 would consider.
“Doc; me boner broke.”
Fuck. I belong to a political party going through a leadership convention. Each candidate is allowed to send two emails per week to each member of the party, in addition to one phone solicitation per week. Plus, the party can send its own emails. The Canadian do not contact list excludes political parties.
It’s going to go on until February.
That is a very long leadership convention.
Probably should have said “race”, but they keep calling it convention.
Ads have already begun here in WI for 2018. The kochs really dislike anyone named baldwin it seems.
Los Dodgeros have convinced me to give this another inning-ish at least
When has that worked out in EVAR????
I have my alarm clock set for Spurs/Utd, too. SIGH. I shall sleep when ded.
Saturday afternoon naps rule. Keep that in mind sir.
I’m very tempted to call a friend of mine in the hopes that his wife will answer the phone. (I know how that sounds….stay with me here…..)
She’s an FSU alum. Hehehehehehe.
now THAT is fucking HAWT
We can no haz jazz handz?
Best part of ‘It’ was me telling some 12 year old to shut the fuck up loud enough for the entire theater to hear.
Until you got to that last line, I was expecting the phone to ring…
(also, IWDB won’t give me the digits…she smrt)
speaking of, hope there was no domestic violence in that ND/SC mixed marriage we know of last week
/don’t worry, folks, would be the Irishmsan telling ppl he fell
Margie will kick his ass if it comes to it, all his bravado be damned. She’s tough.
35-3 BC
I’m more like 32AAA.
redheads need MOAR iron ,, ppl forget that
Hope DOES float!
Bounces too.
Hmm.
holy shit, if shoulder girl ever needs anyone killed, I am TOTES up for it
Bitches love compliments,,, ppl forget that
Yesterday was the birthday of the one on the right.
didya give her what she wanted??
Pfft. She’s my brother’s friend. He took the photo.
well, that’s disappoint. WE WERE ALL COUNTING ON YOU
YOU HAD ONE JORB!!!!!
Meow
Is it wrong that I wanna see the cat eat the mouse?
Kill you mean yes?
Maybe when she’s done.
Lesbian adversaries; there is a pegging in Minnie’s future.
/gasp
A push for the Dush?
Work sucks so far. Watching the based ball and High Spirits. I think when that ends I’ll put on A bridge too far. Should be a good timesuck.
I was cheering on that wild throw to first and then the run scored and then I realized I was rooting for the wrong team.
#doingacrosswordpuzzle
I just want every game in this World Series to be interesting.
that’s the nice part about having generally positive feels towards each participant
Was just thinking about what age I was when Ace Ventura came out to see if I was the same age as the boy so I can add to the playlist. First fucking thing I see on google is a news article from 2 hours ago that they’re rebooting Ace Ventura now. People really don’t realize how bad Jim Carrey movies would have been with literally any other actor. Also, this hidden gem
How has the franchise not teamed up with Air Bud?
Air Bud has standards.
That looks like a young Jeff Goldblum.
Terry cloth; absorbent.
Meanwhile, in a sleazy Hollywood production office….
The one in the yellow; he must prepare his anus.
Caution: whiplash imminent.
Nancy Drew’s younger, hotter cousin Samantha.
SHOULDERS!!!
I’d like to *solve her **mystery.
*feed
**dinner
I’d love to cook her dinner!
/knows how to make a spinach salad, no dressing
Toss her salad then.
when was the last time FSU didn’t qualify for a bowl game?
Spurrier calling it “Free Shoes University” is still the best thing a Floridian has ever done.
I still vote for “You can’t spell ‘Citrus Bowl’ without UT”
Yeah, forgot about that. Spectacular.
It’s been like 30 years. I believe they have the longest active bowl streak.
this is loss #5, and IIRC they still have to play at least Son of Clem and Florida.
Apparently between some other dude and me, all the scotch in first class is gone.
Kill him and open him up before his body metabolizes it.
You’re not wrong, Walter
He just made himself an enemy for life!
Lucky for him we’re all doomed.
classy assy!
Aubrey Plaza? Apparently not, according to Google.
No, but good idea.
From the short lived Achewood animated show pilot or test show or something, I believe. There is a voiced clip out there somewhere.
I want to see Trump dragged down by constant sexual misconduct investigations and hearings like Clinton was. After all, Justice Kennedy did predict that they would be of little impact on the President’s and White House’s time and energy.
Also,
https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/%E2%80%98lethal-weapon%E2%80%99-5-mel-gibson-danny-glover-dick-donner-exploring-it-at-warner-bros/ar-AAu8GuQ?OCID=ansmsnnews11
It’s already been done. Twice.
So LW #7?
https://gfycat.com/SpiffyFriendlyHypsilophodon
She’s also a good singer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahglrb_z7wQ
https://gfycat.com/CraftyGargantuanIslandcanary
28-3, BC. Jeebus!
“President Bush is a huge ass, I mean Astros fan.”
Bush 41 in the crowd in Houston. The camera caught him in between sexually harassing 20 year olds.
Cut him some slack,he grew up in a simpler time. It’s why we’re ok with Jerry Richardson treating black people as property.
I 60% understand.
It’s ok. Only 3 out of 5 people get it.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/news/white-house-says-trump-sexual-misconduct-accusers-are-lying/vi-AAu8PXb
Yes. All of them are lying. Obviously.
All the Huckabees need to die horribly right now.
Huckabees….Fuckabees!!
/God, I love that movie
I hear the large sons have experience murdering innocents. I mean, they’re not, so it should be much easier.
http://time.com/4999966/harvey-weinstein-sues-company/
Jesus Christ. They’re showing the Elm Street reboot on AMC. I remember when those letters actually stood for words and not “Fuck. What’s the best way to make Walking Dead seem like it’s still watchable?”
I need to finishing re-watching Mad Men.
My avatar should be Captain Renault.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjbPi00k_ME
That was a great scene, but his cars suck.
What the fuck, Seattle?
Snake charmers?
But the biggest snake is Pete Carroll.
The charmee has become the charmer
http://www.kaaltv.com/news/man-locked-beer-cooler-drinks-way-out-kwik-trip/4649446/
Not shocking at all. If he paid, it wouldn’t have made the news.
Wow, Florida State sucks all teh ass.
Now I’m pissed we didn’t beat ’em worse than we did.
as I was telling somebody earlier – NC State started their slide. They’ve lost all confidence now, and are a different club than they were a month ago.
FSU defenders seem to get a hand (or two) on BC passes but can’t make a pickerception. Derp.
they seem nice!
This is a good song even without Salma Hayek dancing in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p0ShXsdZhU
Well, not AS good, but ok.
Sexy lumberjack yes please