Yep, it’s Halloween again. Almost, anyway. So of course this week is an easy choice.
It’s the 2nd Annual TGISF Halloween Sexy!!!!!!!!
(yes, we had a birthday a few weeks ago…now I get to call everything “2nd Annual ” any damned time I want to…get over it)
So let’s have a party!!!!!
We’ll have cake…
We’ll have punch…
We’ll have costumes…
We’ll have lotsa costumes…
And maybe a fright or two if we’re lucky…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkwHysX120g
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Trick Or Treat
Remember when you were a kid, and depending upon where you lived, usually in one direction or another was…. that neighborhood.
You know the one I mean. It’s where all the rich kids you went to school with and hated lived, but whose parents moved them into private school before they got all beat up n stuff.
(OK, ok….maybe some didn’t transfer until after they got beat up, but I admit nothing)
THAT Neighborhood…..
(Full Bars???? FULL BARS!!!!!)
Why would I want to hand out full bars to dumb kids? Hell, I don’t even buy full bars for myself. Always the minis. And at Halloween, even giving those away to those snotty nosed little critters annoys me.
THAT’S MY CANDY, DAMMIT!!!! Why do I have to give it to you just because you showed up at my door? You don’t look hungry so why are you doing this?????
Aaaaand then I just give in and give it to them anyway because then they go away more quickly and they don’t think I’m funny anyway. Grow a sense of humor, you little bastards.
And bring your mom this year. I missed her last year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tnYZ4xivTk
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Spooky Sports
NFL
So that was a close one last night, huh? The ‘Phins swam north to Baltimore for a TNF juggernaut last night, but somewhere along the way they forgot how to football even more than usual.
Also Joe Flacco got hisself all killt n junk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pko_AvXMCRI
But no one can tell the difference today so apparently he’s OK.
Ravens hang on to their illusions for at least one more week and crush Miami 40-0, singlehandedly hitting on the over in Vegas (37.5).
World Series
The 2017 World Series has gotten off to a hot start and is knotted up at a game apiece as Houston manages to take game two (even if it did take a while). The scene now shifts from LA to Houston tonight for Game Three.
- World Series | Game Three – LAD @ HOU – 8:20pmEDT – TV: FOX
NHL
Still not yet, but I’ll have more opinions soon once baseball is done and football finally figures a way to disappoint me, as it always does, and I’m able to watch more hockey. Probably mid-November at the latest. But I do have to point out….Vegas is still chugging along.
NBA
Also still too early to be much point to talk about the Association. Won’t be much of one later either, but we probably will at some point anyway.
NCAA Football
Kind of a meh slate tonight…
- Florida State @ Boston College – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Tulane @ (24)Memphis – 8:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- Tulsa @ SMU – 9:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
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Halloween Sexy
Disclaimer: I make no guarantees that some of these might not be repeats of last year. I even went back and looked, ostensibly to NOT repeat any from last year. However, some of those deserve repeating.
We’ll see what happens.
Enjoy…
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Fear Snuggle
Later, after all of the Halloween events have unfolded and the party has died down, it is traditional to do the fear snuggle with someone. Even if it’s just with your dog, your cat, or even just a pillow or stuffed animal.
All you do is find the scariest movie you can, and you snuggle down into it.
Why?
Why Not!!!
Thusly, my kitty and I bid you a good night…
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Have a safe and fun weekend, everyone.
Love ya’s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8
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Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme? Drop me a line…
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Puig has deceptive speed.
He’s slower than he thinks.
Puig did a dumb, drink!
Way the fuck ahead of you.
I strongly believe ‘Waterfalls” by TLC is great belly-rubbing music, just try to ignore the song’s rather serious message.
That is all…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwHYenKngQs
So I’m just reading the Mueller news. Holy shit. Looks like Manafort and/or Flynn is gonna get charged on Monday…
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/white-house-suggests-that-the-women-who-accused-trump-of-sexual-misconduct-are-lying/ar-AAu8R4Y?OCID=ansmsnnews11
The pilot peeing now is blocking off access to whisky refills. This is bullshit.
BOO THAT MAN! Except he’s flying, so maybe not.
You’re all sexist. The pilot is a woman.
Not me; I thought it was a new TV show.
*Wasn’t sure how that was working.
I know it’s tempting, but keep the boxcutter in your pants. For now.
Throw peanuts at him.
OH GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, Brick! A Kommentist forgets the password ONE FUCKING TIME …
I know who can play the hills if they remake The Sound of Music.
Ah yes, the ol’ Weinstein Audition.
“I thought this was for a flea collar commercial”
My favorite ruffles today.
Mueller…Mueller…Mueller
Waldonetta?
Hold on…I’m still looking.
I know Shogun broke the news on this thread a half hour ago, but “Mueller has filed charges” has me much more excited than the beauties on this post (no homo).
“Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.”
– Winston Motherfucking Churchill
/Prepares lube in case it’s actually trump.
//Thinking
///Also prepares noose in case it’s Comey or something.
Betting on Manafort, but it’s definitely a bad guy (not Comey).
FIRST OF FUCKING MANY.
But also I would only be a little surprised if literally everyone in the country except trump was indicted. Including you, me, and all those mooching war widows.
Who the fuck are the assholes voting for Proposition 305 anyway???
First their husbands got a free ticket to ‘Nam and now they want another free ticket for the bus!? Over my dead body!
Stupid Sexy Mueller.
I really hope that was his middle name. (Damn, it wasn’t.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiCjUNI1GC0
This clip belongs in the Smithsonian.
Rex Ryan has this playing on an endless loop at his house.
Que Bella!
I haven’t been a based-balls fan since I left Chicago and Jack Brickhouse died, but I must admit this W.S. has my attention. It’s not the HOUSTON STRONG stuff, I just think the right two teams are facing each other for once.
They really are the two best teams in based balls.
Not to diminish the hurricane stuff. I gotta admit, after this storm I’ve never seen people pull together so much to help others, even complete strangers regardless of race. Some things about Texas aren’t all bad.
(Except the WaPo article where some Houstonians who had been FEMA-helped were against any help for Puerto Rico. Rage-stroke inducing. But otherwise, yeah.)
Texans being selfish, bigoted assholes? GET RIGHT THE FUCK OUT
There we’re also televised reports of black people looting shoe stores, can they be generalized as well?
Didn’t think so…
No True Scotsman etc.
Hey, I didn’t say ALL Houstonians were ungrateful sociopaths. But these people were, overly defensive Texan guy.
Oh Scarlett.
Gah. What a day. Busy morning, then had to take the cat into the vet because he was not feeling great. Turns out his kidneys are distressed, so they’re keeping him over the weekend, which is really bumming me out. So, apologies for not responding to any HRTN comments this week, just literally got home & I am fried.
Have a drink man. Hope the cat is ok.
The freezer vodka is calling you. Take a load off.
Best wishes foar Kitty McCatface of course, as well.
Eiza Gonzalez….as I live and breathe.
Translation: Hubba hubba.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpTJkM045PU&t=15s
Our old rescue beast had the same problem, we got some prescription food (not cheap, but reasonable) that cleared him up pretty quick. If that’s what you get, spend a week mixing it with his old food to acclimate, usually does the trick.
I hope teh kat kidneys are ok.
Her is the internet girl dressed up in the kitty costume sans cat ears with milk, apparently colder milk than anticipated.
But I guess not THAT cold.
My bad she does have the cat ears on, not sure how I was focusing on something else.
This is why you are the gif demi-god.
Perhaps more of a Demi-gif.
Thanks, guys! His phosphorous levels are good, so evidently that’s a big plus. They were sounding very positive about it, so we’re hoping he checks out OK on Monday.
How old?
He’s only 4. We’ve had kidney problems in older cats before, but he’s on the young side.
New Jersey – Ottawa an interesting game of the night? Who woulda knew…
/Pockets “Nico Waiver” joke for a day when Nico Hischier gets put on waivers…
//Like Necco Wafer, dontcha see
What’s been happening in The World today? I’m still balls-deep in Stranger Things Season Deuce.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/27/politics/first-charges-mueller-investigation/index.html?sr=twCNN102717first-charges-mueller-investigation0856PMStory
Interesting….
……..somewhere….
…….sometime…..
someone ate a taco
Jeebus FSU.
I find this very interesting.
I bet this is what turned Diora Baird into a lesbian.
Underrated movie.
Mack pulling for FSU so hard it’s sad, and those assdicks have completely quit.
Usually they keep the camera above the waist to avoid showing that.
It’s kinda funny.
RTD: [at the start of the inning] I’ll wash the dishes next commercial.
[fifteen minutes later…]
They’ll still be dirty.
Jesus, I hope the Dodgers can keep up and this game ends up with a score of like 16-14 or something.
Wait, that was the first out? Jesus fuck.
Just drunk enough to be slow-witted
I’m just slow-witted enough to be slow-witted.
/also old
//also pills
I need more booze. I burned off too much alcohol on the walk home.
On the plus side, I brought home leftovers for some bitchin’ fajitas.
Artist’s Depiction of me in the latest HRTN
Basedbalk things happening at Naughty Maid Park
http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/27/politics/first-charges-mueller-investigation/index.html
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ch8MzYclx5I
just imagine if Jared does a perp walk Monday morn. I’d have to stay home from work to engage in self-abuse.
I’d have to go to the ER after jerking it so hard it explodes.
Just a context-less, apropos of nothing picture here
that is one naturally beautiful woman right there. I’d be happy just cuddling with her on the sofa, for reals.
Titties: https://gfycat.com/ShinyDelectableKomododragon
they’s quite nice ‘uns
Mueller just filed his first charges. Who and what is sealed per the judge. IT BEGINS…
oh SNAP. That why Boente resigned in EDVA?
I’d heard that floated as a theory. That he was waiting for the indictments to get done and then he was OUT.
How much you wanna bet Buck makes lame Cuban missile crisis joke?
He really has cock on his mind.
/and balls on his chin
The 500s owner done pissed off DeAndre Hopkins something fierce, and I only have 2 healthy WRs not on bye this week. GULP.
Oh man, they just served up Hopkins a mother of a contract too, didn’t they? He should purposely drop every ball that is thrown to him.
Vegas winning 7-0 over the AvalanchE! Don’t they know Patrick Roy doesn’t play for Colorado anymore and they can’t shame him into forcing a trade? Even more surprising is a game between two Mountain teams being in the third period at this time of night. Did they start at 4 PM local time?
Is this like the code phrases in Red Dawn?
“The chair is against the wall.”
“John has a long mustache.”
Is the war about to start?
Spring sure did come early this year.
/Touches finger to side of nose.
I mean, the Rooskies have kinda taken over, da?
special Early Bird Buffet after 1st Period?
Of course it’s as I pick up Varlamov because Schneider’s hurt.
Varlamov really taking a beating eh?
/Innocent until proven guilty,
//Also innocent after acquitted
Vegas…good?
Also can the Ice Giants stop playing like the real Giants?
Hehe when Brendan Smith is your best Dman… you got problems son.
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Still in #ThePauls-land?
Come drink with us. Forever, and ever, and ever.
Well, there goes my costume idea…
/can’t wait for the “who wore it better” DFO post
5’6″ – that’s his height – no shit, Buck. We didn’t think you were giving penile dimensions.
Somewhere, in Wisconsin, a man sits up straighter, wincing with shoulder pain…
Nah, I’m 5’7″.
braggart
Beloved San Antonio Spurs getting ass-rammed in the Magic Kingdom tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZdqjt8ihkY&ab_channel=FrankReynolds%28BestofItsAlwaysSunnyinPhiladelphia%29
We also would have accepted Funke, Tobias “Take me to the magic”
Weaselo and Maestro better have some awesome Halloween Party stories by Monday!
/ no pressure, but you’re both young and single, so…
He’s in a relationship, I didn’t get invited to shit either tonight or tomorrow night (and I have to teach in the morning) and have to play a concert Sunday afternoon. In front of my students. And their parents. So I have to look presentable.
All my Halloweens will suck from here on out because of Halloween two years ago. It’s like I’m the goddamned Flying Dutchman.
WTF happened 2 years ago???
Also, that relationship is barely a month or two old. There should be some crazy sexy Halloween stories coming from him…
Shit, one of my best Halloween stories happened when I was in a relationship.
That was the day that whole year-long ordeal started, thanks to a single drunk kiss. Okay, two in succession.
holy fuckballs, Florida State is a leaky bag o’ shit
It’s the state flag actually.
I expect, nay, demand, that gif of Annie turning around and walking away from Season 1 Community halloween episode to be posted early and often. I couldn’t find if myself so I just have this one
http://33.media.tumblr.com/a36624cea12dd477ffa443e54dfd6bf8/tumblr_mfxekwQM2k1qb05aco2_250.gif
hmm, yes yes good. Not quite there, keep trying.
Annie Edison, dream gal. Britta Perry, dream gal. I wish I could wreck my legal career like that.
/my legal career is indeed headed to the toilet, but NAWT in a sexy way
HOT TAEK: Allison Brie is kinda unbearable in real life at least judging by the small sample of late nigth talk show appearances I’ve seen; meanwhile, I’d cut off my arm for a 5 minute conversation with Gillian Jacobs.
yes, I suspect I would like real life Ms. Jacobs better, too.
Plus…
Her shoulders are INCREDIBLE
Gillian responded to one of my comments on the old site when she did a Q&A, so she’s cool.
That’s NOT EVEN from Community, but the short form web series “My Alibi.”
So NAWT Her Alibi starring Tom Selleck and far more importantly Paulina Porizkova?
I do not approve of Halloween as an adult holiday. That is all.
/unless you are a Satanist
//and if’n you is, can you please sacrifice Mack Brown already?
While I’ve been courted (blush) I’m not a satanist.
Yet I’d be perfectly willing to stab Mack Brown repeatedly.
Allegedly.
Man, I haven’t seen a Dolphin slaughter like that since I watched that movie The Cove.
Artist’s representation of last night. The artist is Bill Parcells.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQmsBEpDoAg