“Down With the Irish” Lesser Footy Open Thread

We shall get to the title sequence in a moment, suffice to say it represents a real statement moment for my wolven sort.

First, the morning Lesser Footy, kicked off with a monster matchup, Spurs invading Old Trafford (7:30, NBCSN).  #3 at #2, and all that separates them is goal differential, with each on 20 points.  Harry Kane v. Romelu Lukaku, easily the two best players in the League.  Yes, wake up for it.

West Brom’s hopeless home tie against Man City (NBCSN) highlights the 10:00 window.  Seriously, City’s goal differential is +28 after just 9 matches.  That’s UNLV in the early 90s material.  Liverpool and Huddersfield Town play on CNBC (hangover from winning at United?), with Arsenal v. Swans being the best of the paid/streaming fixtures.

Once again, the spotlight dance is forgettable, Chelsea/Bournemouth (12:30, NBC).  JV NFL is better.

Sunday’s doubleheader starts light, with 12th position Brighton & Hove hosting 10th place Southampton (9:30, NBCSN).  These sides are pretty boring.  Next, bigger names with shittier records, as 18th position (yikes) Everton visit 14th place Leicester, both boasting new managers – Everton’s being of the interim varietal (12:00, NBC).  Both sides should have the “new manager” burst of emotional energy, and each has more skill than they’ve shown in the early going.  Perhaps they will entertain us, until Red Zone kicks off.  Damn the British time zones shifting differently from ours.

Oklahoma State at West By God Virginia (Noon, ABC)

A tasty appetizer ahead of the loaded 3:30 window, give us all your Big 12-ish offensing, please.

Cal at Colorado (2:00, Pac12)

Super interesting for these sides to play so early in the day, and the pickins are slim early on.

NC State at Notre Dame (3:30, NBC)

Here we go!  The banner pic is from the game in Raleigh last year, played in Hurricane leftovers.  State dominated, as the foundations of this season’s team (good OL, great QB, dominant DL) were finally starting to come together, and the pitiful secondary was neutralized.  In my mind, this is still a matchup that heavily favours the wolven sort, with the chance to pick up the most important road win in perhaps the last 30-40 years of the program.  A victory surely takes NC State into the Top Ten itself for a home showdown with Clemson next weekend essentially for the division title.  No pressure, guys!

Paedo State at Ohio State (3:30, Fox)

Get.  Fucked.

Georgia at Florida (3:30, CBS)

The World’s Largest (Forgotten) Outdoor Cocktail Party, we shall see if the Gators can manage to be more than a speed bump on UGA’s road to Roll Damn Tide.

TCU at Iowa State (ABC/ESPN2)

This is a really interesting, and surprisingly important game.  Why not move it to tonight, when somebody might fucking be able to watch the thing?

Mississippi State at Texas A&M (7:15, ESPN)

Ah, the always entertaining SEC West undercard fixture.  This one could be pretty wild and back-and-forth.

Tennessee at Kentucky (7:30, SECN)

UK always manages to blow it against UT.  This seems almost served up on a silver platter for the Wildcats, so they will twist themselves in knots to fuck up.  FUN SHIT.

Washington State at Arizona (9:30, PAC12)

Everyone done forgot about BEAR DOWN Foar Midterms, but they’re 3-1 in the League.  Beat Wazzu at home, and you are looking at a title game contender.  Not ded yet, eh, Rich Rod?

USC at Arizona State (10:45, ESPN)

Fresh off a butthammering in South Bend, the Troi Boiz highlight the tweaker match in Coed Valhalla.  This always makes for interesting viewing, though I have no idea what you will get out of either football squadron.

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Redshirt

Why would you curse him to the 49ers or Browns?

scotchnaut

“I’m right here, Redshirt. I’m right here.”

-The Giants

herodotus450

I haven’t seen a Barkley and McSorley do this much damage since Sir Charles was watching a hockey game on February 21, 2000.
/Had to do a little research for this one

Viva La Tabula Raza

That’s pretty much pegging the obscurometer there, amigo…

herodotus450

Charles is a known hockey fan, so it’s not out of the question that he was watching that night.

Fronkenshteen

That’s some NFL shit

Viva La Tabula Raza

Not all NFL.
—Browns, 49ers, etc.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hell yes. Pitch and catch baby.

scotchnaut

That is a fucking catch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Redshirt

Welp, this bleach isn’t gonna drink itself.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Need six here, three is an insult.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Good point.
I hate not having a kicker.

theeWeeBabySeamus

It was close, but agreed.

Fronkenshteen

Just found out I’m going to Va Tech vs Pitt 11/18. That’s ….something?

theeWeeBabySeamus

That one’s in Blacksburg, no? Lane Stadium is a pretty cool place to see a game.

Redshirt

Not gonna lie. I could’ve done without that 1st Qtr.

Spanky Datass

THIS NC STATE DEFENDER #34, I CALL HIM SIPPY-CUP BECAUSE HIS NAME IS KIDD-GLASS!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nah…we be a’ight. So far.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I generally root for TX college teams when they are playing out-of-state teams, but I make an exception for TCU, because while I think horned frogs are pretty cool critters, I have no use for Texas Christians whatsoever. So go Cyclones!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sooooo, you want the terrorists to win?

Viva La Tabula Raza

One man’s Christian evangelical is another man’s radical fundamentalist terrorist.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Agreed.
I was being an obtuse devil’s advocate there, fwiw.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Yes, I’ve observed that subtle sarcasm is the norm here, and I approve wholeheartedly.

Unsurprised

They won a long time ago.

scotchnaut
scotchnaut

[ears prick up]

-Micheal Flatley

blaxabbath

PAY THIS KID!

scotchnaut

A sprain maybe? Re-taping or some such?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m betting fibula.
Back by ACC Champs game.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I didn’t see him walk off. The roll up looked like a classic fibula splitter tho.

herodotus450

If a chiled molester got a discounted tatoo but no one was around to see it, how long would it take for a million type-writing monkeys to eventually tip of the NCAA?

theeWeeBabySeamus

A chilled molestor. He ain’t worry about getting caught n junk.

herodotus450

“Chilled? Don’t molest me with that”
-A Latin tongued red wine snob

theeWeeBabySeamus

And hopefully last.

scotchnaut

NC State kick returner is lucky the football bounced off his bunghole.

scotchnaut

Look at you spelling ‘shorts’ wrong.

herodotus450

Penn St. using the bold strategy of not just giving it to Barkley every down.

scotchnaut

That was a wee bit too quick for ND.

blaxabbath

Trump’s gonna talk about how “King Hippo, now, who is this King? Anyone who calls themselves King shouldn’t get to have prescription drug care.”

*Crowd goes wild*

scotchnaut

“Watch us fuck up the Winter Olympics!”

-NBCSports

scotchnaut

ND HC doing that 1,000 yard stare thingy.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehe….that was nice.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Shanklor upcoming on the false start.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nope.
Whew.

scotchnaut

I’ve got a chub just watching them!

blaxabbath

Who is getting indicted Monday and are they just going to kill themselves over the weekend?

scotchnaut
blaxabbath

Everyone survives. 0/10. Would not bang.

Horatio Cornblower

Dave Atell on Jager. Moose’s photo of a guy getting ready to fuck a pumpkin reminded me of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7-no8QqeUc

theeWeeBabySeamus

I missed that. Probably a good thing.
But yeah, fuck him.

scotchnaut

Word has it that Doug Flutie was a ‘deplorable’ long before the word caught fire. Little Quarterback Man Syndrome?

/just a guess

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

I’ve been watching Yale play Columbia and the quality of play, facilities and crowds is a little different than what I expect at ND.

So far no student assistants have been murdered though, so they do have an advantage there.

scotchnaut

You’re watching a Yale/Columbia football game? Is your pinkie extended while you masturbate?

Shogun Marcus

Yours isn’t? Pleb.

herodotus450

Not a surprise Penn State scored before the game is even old enough to shave.

scotchnaut

That’s horrible.

[stands up and applauds]

Horatio Cornblower

Somebody give this man a banner.

theeWeeBabySeamus

24 – 19 Final in Chapel Hill. Now, fuck the Irish.

scotchnaut

Fuck the Irish

-British Economic Policy during the Potato Famine

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK!!

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*Not sure if Irish, but you get the idea.

Horatio Cornblower

“Now, fuck the Irish.”

If I must, I must.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Can we diddle the female student managers?
/asking foar a friend

Never mind, that’s a slippery slope.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Do they cover up rapes?”

Asking for Baylor

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“OK.” [Baylor gets back in old van]

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

Oh for Christ sake-UNC fumbles the ball back.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yay

theeWeeBabySeamus

Carolina is amped up here to stuff the line. daU pulls a little play action here, they’ll catch them not staying home. I hope their OC sees this.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The season for sharing.

scotchnaut

“Thanks for giving.”

-The U

scotchnaut

The U is trying to give away the game. Wow! Such Fumble.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Big Time.

scotchnaut

Now a big penalty for hitting out of bounds?

theeWeeBabySeamus

And the Holes choke and give it back.
Hehehehehehe

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hippo Dilemma: Doesn’t want to watch U*NC; gonna miss onside kick.

Heels just cut it to five (failed 2pt).

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

daU covers the onside, 1st and 10 from U*NC 45, 3 mins to go.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy fuck, never mind.
Fumbre…Holes are in business, goddammit.