Your “Trade Deadline Headlines” Halloween Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

Trade deadline updates:

  • October 30th:
    • Duane Brown: from the Texans to the Seahawks
      • Houston gets cornerback Jeremy Lane, a second-round pick in 2019 and a fifth-round pick in 2018.
      • Russell Wilson reworked his contract to free up cap room.
    • Jimmy Garappolo: from the Pats to the 49ers.
      • For a 2018 second-round pick.
      • Of note, and specifically about the type of compensation involved:
  • October 31st:
    • Jay Ajayi: from the Dolphins to the Eagles
      • Miami receives a fourth-round draft pick in exchange.
      • The Eagles are expected to run a Czonka-Morris type of combination with Blount & Ajayi.
    • Kelvin Benjamin: from the Panthers to the Bills
      • Carolina receives the Bills’ 2018 3rd and 7th round picks.
        • I guess Cam has enough weapons.
  •  Didn’t end up on the market:
    • Martavis Bryant: not going anywhere.
      • Given he has a year & a half left on his rookie deal, he’s a steal at the price.
    • Josh Gordon: ?
      • The Browns tried to trade his rights at the deadline, but he has a meeting with the NFL on Wednesday to discuss reinstatement.
        • I guess no one wanted to bite, given his chances for returning would be up in the air.

  • Non-trade NFL News:
    • Jadeveon Clowney’s Halloween costume of an orange jumpsuit sure had a lot to say.
      • Clowney says it was a predetermined outfit, picked long before the current controversy about McNair’s remarks.
      • The Texans and Clowney offered a response. They told the Houston Chronicle that there “was no hidden meaning behind his Halloween costume”.
    • Kiko Alonso will not be suspended for his Thursday Night wallop on a sliding Joe Flacco. Ndamukong Suh likewise for his hand to the throat of Ryan Mallett.
      • They are, however, evaluating a few plays for possible fines.
      • Flacco is not expected to miss games, having cleared concussion protocol in elite fashion.

Finally, Jerry Jones is stirring the Goodell pot once again by claiming Ezekiel Elliott is “paying the price” for the League’s mistakes during the Ray Rice fiasco.

  • “Zeke is a victim of an overcorrection,” Jones said to local media.
  • Because Elliott has been re-resuspended, he would start missing games effective this weekend.
    • With the Cowboys playoff chances fading by the week, they need as many hand on deck as they can muster.
  • They could try to change judges, arguing conflict of interest.
    • The sitting judge in the case has a husband who is a partner in the NFL’s CBA/lockout law firm.
  • This plays into the working theory that there is a strong chance Goodell’s contract doesn’t get renewed.
    • Although Jerry only has 17 votes total on his “committee”; he needs 24 to ensure the hunt for a new lackey can begin.

Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB:
    • World Series: Game 6:
      • Astros at Dodgers – 8:00PM | FOX / Sportsnet
  • NCAA:
    • Miami (Ohio) at Ohio – 8:00PM | ESPN2
    • Bowling Green at Kent State – 8:00PM | ESPNU
  • NHL:
    • Knights at Rangers – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
  •  MLS:
    • Columbus Crew SC vs. New York City FC (Leg 1) – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
  • NBA:
    • Thunder at Bucks – 8:00PM | TSN2
    • Pistons at Lakers – 10:30PM | TSN2

It was fun watching everyone play “Wheel of Fortune” in the comments last night. TRY PASSWORD TONIGHT!

 

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, here’s a quick one you folks should get quickly…
Hollywood/NFL before and after…

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

Welp. Looks like we’re doing this again tomorrow (?) night.

Later, Taters.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nite dude.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I think maybe we should see other people….
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Where’s the dog, btw?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Heavy flow.

Senor Weaselo

Padre Weaselo: “Tomorrow’s Game 7 and you’re gonna have your closer go 2 innings?”

theeWeeBabySeamus

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LemonJello

These kids and their piercings. I just don’t get it.

Brick Meathook

So to sell a Chevy to a twenty-something you have to pitch how many apps it has, how it has wi-fi, that it can Instagram, etc?

Anthony In TX

“You’re probably already a shitty, distracted driver. Here’s more unnecessary stuff to make you a shittier, more distracted driver!”

Brick Meathook

I wonder if Larry King’s latest trophy wife has to wipe his ass yet.

LemonJello

Not in her contract, that’s for the hospice nurse to deal with,

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Why would she have to wipe Tom Cruise?

Brocky

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Jinkys

litre_cola

Yes.

Anthony In TX

I’m just gonna keep copying and pasting my “FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” comment from earlier.

Brick Meathook

Pederson keeps doing that JFF thing with his fingers.

LemonJello

*sighs wistfully*
-JPP

Unsurprised

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Well fuck.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You guys are losing focus.

T _ A _ A _ _ _ () _ _ _ _ _ () _ S _ _ _ L _ _

LemonJello

R’s, please.

theeWeeBabySeamus

THREE R’s
Now we’re getting somewhere.
T R A _ A _ _ _ () _ R _ _ _ () _ S _ _ _ L _ R

LemonJello

TRAMAINE BROCK OSWEILER

theeWeeBabySeamus

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LemonJello

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WOOOooooo!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Anthony In TX

FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THAT’S WHY THE ASTROS ARE GOING TO LOSE BECAUSE THEY KEEP LEAVING RUNNERS ON BASE THE SCORE SHOULD BE 6-2 GODDAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER ASS SHIT BOOGERS BOOBS.

Sorry. I’m not even really a baseball fan, but I’m a Houstonian.

Brick Meathook

No, they’ll lose because they are a Texas baseball team. Them’s the rules.

Anthony In TX

Well, yeah, that too.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fuck you, Pal.
-N. Ryan
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Spur
theeWeeBabySeamus

Robin Ventura….not so goodly at teh fighting.

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

Jeeze, you got a big pussy!

theeWeeBabySeamus

What happened to the echo?
Damn you Predator movie funny guy whose name I don’t remember!!!!!!

Unsurprised

It was writing-directing auteur Shane Black. His character’s name was Hawkins.

blaxabbath

How fucking bad are we that our people want to be isis?? I mean, even Penn St fans hung around and they’re over there covering up child rape. I get the world hating us cuz they ain’ting us – but our own people….fuck, this is the horse to be on.

Brocky

Because white Americans greatly underestimate the psychological effects of racial profiling?

Brocky

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Mr. Ayo

Pew pew pew

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She seems nice.

theeWeeBabySeamus

What’s the problem occifers???? She showed me her gun so I showed her mine!!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Gonna need to check your credentials closely.

Anthony In TX

Sweet lord.

Spur

They bulldozed an entire Hispanic village to build Dodgers stadium and now the all SoCal Hispanics cheer them on? Fuck that.

Tejanos fought back and kept theirs. SoCal Hispanics are short memory wimps.

ballsofsteelandfury

Nah, money talks very loudly.

Unsurprised

#LosDoyers

Viva La Tabula Raza

At least they didn’t change the name from Chavez to Charles Ravine.

Senor Weaselo

Chase Utley involved in the Chase Utley Rule, finish your drinks!

Brick Meathook

That’s like Lou Gehrig getting Lou Gehrig Disease. What an amazing coincidence.

Brick Meathook

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LemonJello

Sure thing, Oppenheimer. Whatever you say.

LemonJello

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sorta did this to myself this weekend.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ran out of Ben and Jerry’s?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hit my head opening the freezer. real athletic move. But now that you fucking mention it!

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Donald Jr. is the definitely the dumbest of all the Trumps.

theeWeeBabySeamus

With LemonJello’s T…..

T _ _ _ _ _ _ _ () _ _ _ _ _ () _ S _ _ _ L _ _

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

You should get this one before anyone else, btw.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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sooooo high.

theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL, maybe not then. 😀

LemonJello

OK Let’s try A’s? Charge them to the Underhill’s account.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Two Big A’s
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Spur

So it’s Christmas time right?

Brick Meathook

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Anthony In TX

Okay, okay, okay. It’s going to be all right. Stay strong, Astros fan(s)

Viva La Tabula Raza

Chill. Hardly any of these game have really even gotten started until the last three innings.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Note to self: The come on line “Hey baby, I can get you a real human skull if you want” is less than effective.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Depends on the woman.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You have a point.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

How can you tell from the internet?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Oh, you mean….

LemonJello

Oh, my. She purty.

Spur

John Titor was great. Those early internet years were a blast. Yes, i know rose tinted glasses.

Anthony In TX

FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkk

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

Honey, when I asked for a little head, this isn’t what I had in mind.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehe…nice.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t know; just the right height.

Anthony In TX

DOUBLE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

NFL before and after again….

________ () _____ () ________

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit…let’s try that again…

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

Let’s start with any L’s?

theeWeeBabySeamus

One L

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LemonJello

S’s?

theeWeeBabySeamus

One S
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LemonJello

Uh, any T’s?

theeWeeBabySeamus

One T.
I’ll fill it in up top.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

Well, there’s the problem, the seventh Fetzer valve is stuck…

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Bro.

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I’ll add I think this comparison is valid because nearly all protein bars are just a fucking Snickers bar with whey in it. (Seriously, look at the nutrition stats on the package.)

theeWeeBabySeamus

#NoWhey

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

Fuck this guy with one of his vaunted protein bars.

Shogun Marcus

That’s why it’s candy fucko.

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I’ll never tire of the fucks who resent people enjoying things they don’t personally approve of.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Like IPAs.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Cat with big balls.

Brick Meathook

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Senor Weaselo

Hitting the batter isn’t what the pitcher wanted? I would have never guessed that.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gonna fOOOK you up.

Spur

I think ‘lli boot up some old Art Bell clips and drink a few more beers.

LemonJello

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ballsofsteelandfury

You forgot my requests for a N and a R.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Overcome by events

theeWeeBabySeamus

Translation: Catwoman jumped him.

Speaking of which, just how good a friend is this mutual friend?

theeWeeBabySeamus

No wait that was Brocky.
STOP CONFUSING ME YOU ASSHOLES.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

She seems…..dedicated.

Unsurprised

I found some old Wifey preview sets I saved from 2002-03 on a backup drive.

Shogun Marcus

Christian Michael vick

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Almost

Unsurprised

Just like those dogs got punished for “almost” winning.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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herodotus450

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LemonJello

Christine Michael Vick?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yuuuip

herodotus450

Heh I thought it was Tice instead of Vick

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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I trust work went well for everyone today.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Christian Okoye Cinco?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

C H R _ S T _ _ _ | _ _ C H _ _ _ | _ _ C _

Senor Weaselo

I?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

C H _ I S T I _ _ | _ I C H _ _ _ | _ I C _

ballsofsteelandfury

Can I get a N?

herodotus450

Missed a ‘T’ ?

ballsofsteelandfury

Can I buy at least two Is?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Goddammit, mooooommmm (NSFW)

Or just skip to this one:

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

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Unsurprised

I prefer Betty

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Spur

I’m all for this Rocketeer reboot.

LemonJello

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