I didn't get my book read last night. Shocking, I know.
I probably won't get to it today/tonight either. Mostly because I suck and am easily distracted...
Also, you guys are too damned funny to resist sometimes. Peer Pressure!!!!!
We've Got Some NFL Stuff To Talk About
First and foremost, fuck you Spanos, Goodell
New England is Hoyer Country once again as he signed a three-year deal to hold Tom's hat when he goes onto the field.
But he almost stopped in Green Bay, as the Packers try to move on without Aaron Rodgers.
Which CLEARLY bodes well for the rest of
Trade deadline updates:
Duane Brown: from the Texans to the Seahawks
Houston gets cornerback Jeremy Lane, a second-round pick in 2019 and a fifth-round pick in 2018.
Russell Wilson reworked his contract to free up cap room.
Jimmy Garappolo: from the Pats to the 49ers.
You can start calling DFO the State Department, because as of this morning we've denied over 1900 Russians.
Both sides in the Ezekiel Elliott suspension have motions before federal court now.
It's all based on who gets to be the court of record:
Elliott's team (and team) are pushing