Your “A Good Game? On Thursday Night? Somebody’s Getting Fired” NFL Football Open Thread

Another end to the work grind rears its sumptuous, ball-tingling head. We’re eleven weeks in already, folks. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve made fun of each other, we’ve masturbated to comments that have received more than 6 likes, we’ve disparaged certain commenters over the P.A. system at our workplaces- We…we’ve done a lot of things. Have you set your fantasy lineups yet? Perhaps this is a good time to take a second look, or a first one if you’re the type of guy that quit on the league three weeks ago because you weren’t in first place and when confronted on it, pretend to have “a life”, whatever that means. [makes wanking motion] TO THE GAME!

Ten/Pit: First things first-how is it that the Titans don’t have an injury report? There’s not a body on there anywhere. How is that possible? Last I checked this was a sport that destroyed player’s minds and bodies. As Belichick would say, “Somebody is not doing their job”. We’ve got dueling four straight win streaks headed into this game but of those eight total wins, six have been by six points or less. Of more interest to Scooby, Shaggy and the other occupants of The Mystery Van is, “how the hell can the Titans be 6-3 when they’ve given up 213 points and only scored 205”? I’m sure that league-wide stats will shed some flashlight on this conundrum. Hmmm, they’re 16th in team D and 22nd in team O. Oh, they gon be exposed tonight!, methinks. As for your player to take a gander at I submit to you JuJu Smith-Schuster. Not only did he win 2nd place in the poodle category at last year’s Westminster Dog Show, he’s also the Steelers leading receiver in TD’s! That’s one hell of a skill-set, folks.

Get to it you meddlin’ kids!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SonOfSpam

DOE!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Ray.

SonOfSpam

Me?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

fa so

Doktor Zymm

While I’m sure it’s team specific, if the relative frequency of successfully going for 2 is less than twice the frequency of making the extra point kick, rationally, teams should always go for 2

King Hippo

think the odds on the 2 is like 40-45%

King Hippo

PIT going for 1 would really have pissed me off had I bet the over @ -7

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

Yes. I feel anger.

King Hippo

and PIT goes for 2 all the fucking time!

WCS

Howdy, yinz guys and gals.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Doktor Zymm

Is that Fry and Judy Jetson?

Gratliff

Rule 34. NO exceptions.

nomonkeyfun

Ruh-roh, George.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is an extra 1,000 space dollars.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That was NOT JuJu, dammit!!!!
(yes I still just like saying JuJu)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So does Mel Gibson

SonOfSpam

I laughed at the “Sugartits” thing. Not proud of it, but I laughed.

Spur

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Doktor Zymm

Buying wine and lamps so I can drink and see what I’m drinking! Woo!

Sharkbait

Look at you, drinking in the light.

litre_cola

With electricity too!

King Hippo

WOO, I’d make $5 on my prop bets tonight so long as Corey Davis stays quiet now

Sharkbait

Where are you doing this betting? I’m kicking around the idea of doing the same thing

SonOfSpam

You have a dog named “The idea of doing the same thing”? Huh.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Doktor Zymm

Although, mayo is just emulsified egg yolks and oil, both of which are ingredients in some cakes. It’s probably not a bad idea

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m not trustin’ Ol’ Lady Filbert…..

SonOfSpam

She actually gives a mean blumpkin.

You won’t like yourself, but you’ll sleep well.

nomonkeyfun

She’s nuts.
/sorry, not sorry.

Doktor Zymm

She does look shifty…though Filbert is also another word for Hazelnut and those are delicious

Doktor Zymm

Go for high stakes Backgammon instead

King Hippo

betDSI DOT eu

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Doktor Zymm

Is it weird that I read that as “Blake off” and the juxtaposition still worked?

litre_cola

I use bet 365 dot com

King Hippo

I wonder if Litre’s is easier FOAR getting one’s moneys back out?

litre_cola

Oh no my friend ALLLL of them are a pain in the ass.

King Hippo

psychology being “meh I should just keep betting until I lose it all or it’s worth my fucking trouble”

/once again, wish I was Italian and/or lived in a real city where I knew a guy

litre_cola

Or in England where the betting shop is on every corner.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Pretty sure ‘Dog could point you correctly. Though I’m not certain he likes us anymore, as you pointed out somewhat recently.

Sharkbait

I want to start doing that, but im a little hesitant to send bank info to betting sites.

litre_cola

I have had my account since 02 and never had a problem getting money back from them or with my accounts.

SonOfSpam

Ben went down like some girl he forced to have sex.

See, he’s a rapist.

litre_cola

I thought he was just a bathroom sequesterer.

SonOfSpam

He’s like a bathroom attendant, but instead of offering cologne or candy he offers his penis whether you want it or not. And he’ll finish on the wall once you’ve escaped.

King Hippo

WHY YOU NO LEAVE THE BEN DOLLAR?

SonOfSpam

I ALSO EXCEPT HAF MELTY CHOCO TACO

King Hippo

it;s funny ’cause it’s true HARF

Sharkbait

Ben rape jokes are so old Roy Moore wont even hit on them.

SonOfSpam

True, they are more than like five.

King Hippo

He;s no longer allowed at the Gadsden Chuck-E-Cheese?

Spur

Coach Pretty Little Dick

Doktor Zymm

A19-4-LYFE!!!

I’ve joined a militant lightbulb standards gang

SonOfSpam

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Spur

I wish the worst for KD. The hardest road my ass

SonOfSpam

He spent time in Oklahoma, therefore he’s already had the worst.

Sharkbait

Who the fuck is Chris Gethard? And why is the studio full of hipsters?

SonOfSpam

Isn’t Janelle Monae better than Gap commercials? Like, as a human being?

King Hippo

I just assume all peoples are terrible at this point.

SonOfSpam

It’s really the only sensible assumption.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Saves time too.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well, that helped. It’s not a JuJu sixer, but it beats another blocked Succop FG.

SonOfSpam

Juju Sixer is a popular German microwave model.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey-oh!!!

Spur

GS can eat a Green Dick.

Spur

GS v Boston game is getting good.

SonOfSpam

Evening gents (and ladies? nah)…is this where we talk about having Antonio and Boswell in our lineups? Because I’m out to a nice lead. MAYBE.

Also, I love the Steelers absence-of-color rush unis.

SonOfSpam

Oh, Zymm is here. HI LADY.

Doktor Zymm

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Gratliff
Spur

Watching Jimmy Fallon causes cancer.

litre_cola

Why can’t he get charged with something so they take away his show?

Doktor Zymm

Damn, it actually looks like this game is being not shitty. Still…I don’t have the energy to find a stream or hook up my HD antenna….I will watch my 2 free minutes and then just use my IMAGINATION
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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

JuJu Smith-Schuster is what my Uncle Ed thought was a lower Manhattan publishing company.

litre_cola

Well done. Best Juju joke this season.

Sharkbait

No Jujubees for TWBS

theeWeeBabySeamus

After last week, I deserve all of my lineup to tank, quite frankly.

Sharkbait

Yes… ಠ_ಠ

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Steely McBeam manages to look less assaulty than Big Ben.

Spur

The Ben deserves a head injury like other. I want full lobotomy

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Doktor Zymm

Is it a BEEFCAKE?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wow, crazy that the officials fucked up in a way that benefited the Steelers. What are the odds?

Sharkbait

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King Hippo

being an actual FAN of the Stillers must make you want to stick your head in the oven

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[looks out from where his head is stuck in an oven]

– DeShone Kizer

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Just imagine when Kordell Stewart was in town.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Plath’s team.

Sharkbait

FUMBLEGATE!

Spur

Fuck yeah Titans!

Sharkbait

Well that was fast.

deviantBastard

Not the first time I’ve heard that. Tonight.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

I fucking hate the Steelers, I hate them more than the Patriots and Electoral College.
Fuck the SLAVE STATES!!!

Spur

Folks

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I no can haz teh JuJu?
*sigh*

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

By the way…just sayin’…

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Woo hoo!!!!!!!

King Hippo

this some derpy ass shit, y’all

litre_cola

Yes, but the Stillers are covering my friend.

King Hippo

until their concentration wanders yet again…

my prop bets look like merde

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sharkbait

Correct me if im wrong, I didnt think you could advance the ball on a fumble in the last 2 minutes of the half?

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/sounds of pounding footsteps growing increasingly louder until door flies open

WHAT IF JU JU SMITH-SCHUSTER WAS DEFENDED BY HA HA CLINTON-DIX?!

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WHY AREN’T MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THIS POSSIBILITY?!

King Hippo

#sheeple

Sharkbait

McAdoo just came watching that draw up the middle on 3rd and 10

King Hippo

/then flipped back to reruns of the Little League World Series for the double shot!

Shogun Marcus

Hear me now, fuck yourself forever.
I’m responsible for your 5 year olds imagination…hee.
Sleep tight.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sharkbait

Always like the shout outs to the production team.

litre_cola
Shogun Marcus
King Hippo

stay disturbing, Germany!

Shogun Marcus

So…how’s you?

King Hippo

when did DonT’s tits acquire a defensing unit??

litre_cola

Mirage. Steelers playing down to em.

JustStopDude

The Steelers are amazingly good at playing down to their competition.

litre_cola

Was just thinking that this game should be a blowout by now, but no.

King Hippo

He looks like a man who buys what he’s sellin’ ,, no ofence

King Hippo

I shall come back to this in the morning!

nomonkeyfun
King Hippo

I wonder if, similar to a dead pool, all the other countries in Europe have money on when Germany goes all evil again. And who is the arbiter?

nomonkeyfun

Switzerland.

Col. Duke LaCross

Damn, Bell got trucked.

Sharkbait

Mariotta hit X instead of A there.

Petronel

But a solid tackle by Mariota just after.

King Hippo

It’s always interesting to see the various QBs’ tackling technique.

/one really would expect Elisha to be better at it by now

King Hippo

Christ, a BLEERGH every play

King Hippo

“Sweep the LEG!!” – whoever Yinzers’ DC is

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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