Another end to the work grind rears its sumptuous, ball-tingling head. We’re eleven weeks in already, folks. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve made fun of each other, we’ve masturbated to comments that have received more than 6 likes, we’ve disparaged certain commenters over the P.A. system at our workplaces- We…we’ve done a lot of things. Have you set your fantasy lineups yet? Perhaps this is a good time to take a second look, or a first one if you’re the type of guy that quit on the league three weeks ago because you weren’t in first place and when confronted on it, pretend to have “a life”, whatever that means. [makes wanking motion] TO THE GAME!
Ten/Pit: First things first-how is it that the Titans don’t have an injury report? There’s not a body on there anywhere. How is that possible? Last I checked this was a sport that destroyed player’s minds and bodies. As Belichick would say, “Somebody is not doing their job”. We’ve got dueling four straight win streaks headed into this game but of those eight total wins, six have been by six points or less. Of more interest to Scooby, Shaggy and the other occupants of The Mystery Van is, “how the hell can the Titans be 6-3 when they’ve given up 213 points and only scored 205”? I’m sure that league-wide stats will shed some flashlight on this conundrum. Hmmm, they’re 16th in team D and 22nd in team O. Oh, they gon be exposed tonight!, methinks. As for your player to take a gander at I submit to you JuJu Smith-Schuster. Not only did he win 2nd place in the poodle category at last year’s Westminster Dog Show, he’s also the Steelers leading receiver in TD’s! That’s one hell of a skill-set, folks.
Get to it you meddlin’ kids!
DOE!
Ray.
Me?
fa so
While I’m sure it’s team specific, if the relative frequency of successfully going for 2 is less than twice the frequency of making the extra point kick, rationally, teams should always go for 2
think the odds on the 2 is like 40-45%
PIT going for 1 would really have pissed me off had I bet the over @ -7
Yes. I feel anger.
and PIT goes for 2 all the fucking time!
Howdy, yinz guys and gals.
Is that Fry and Judy Jetson?
Rule 34. NO exceptions.
Ruh-roh, George.
That is an extra 1,000 space dollars.
That was NOT JuJu, dammit!!!!
(yes I still just like saying JuJu)
So does Mel Gibson
I laughed at the “Sugartits” thing. Not proud of it, but I laughed.
Buying wine and lamps so I can drink and see what I’m drinking! Woo!
Look at you, drinking in the light.
With electricity too!
WOO, I’d make $5 on my prop bets tonight so long as Corey Davis stays quiet now
Where are you doing this betting? I’m kicking around the idea of doing the same thing
You have a dog named “The idea of doing the same thing”? Huh.
Although, mayo is just emulsified egg yolks and oil, both of which are ingredients in some cakes. It’s probably not a bad idea
I’m not trustin’ Ol’ Lady Filbert…..
She actually gives a mean blumpkin.
You won’t like yourself, but you’ll sleep well.
She’s nuts.
/sorry, not sorry.
She does look shifty…though Filbert is also another word for Hazelnut and those are delicious
Go for high stakes Backgammon instead
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Is it weird that I read that as “Blake off” and the juxtaposition still worked?
I use bet 365 dot com
I wonder if Litre’s is easier FOAR getting one’s moneys back out?
Oh no my friend ALLLL of them are a pain in the ass.
psychology being “meh I should just keep betting until I lose it all or it’s worth my fucking trouble”
/once again, wish I was Italian and/or lived in a real city where I knew a guy
Or in England where the betting shop is on every corner.
Pretty sure ‘Dog could point you correctly. Though I’m not certain he likes us anymore, as you pointed out somewhat recently.
I want to start doing that, but im a little hesitant to send bank info to betting sites.
I have had my account since 02 and never had a problem getting money back from them or with my accounts.
Ben went down like some girl he forced to have sex.
See, he’s a rapist.
I thought he was just a bathroom sequesterer.
He’s like a bathroom attendant, but instead of offering cologne or candy he offers his penis whether you want it or not. And he’ll finish on the wall once you’ve escaped.
WHY YOU NO LEAVE THE BEN DOLLAR?
I ALSO EXCEPT HAF MELTY CHOCO TACO
it;s funny ’cause it’s true HARF
Ben rape jokes are so old Roy Moore wont even hit on them.
True, they are more than like five.
He;s no longer allowed at the Gadsden Chuck-E-Cheese?
Coach Pretty Little Dick
A19-4-LYFE!!!
I’ve joined a militant lightbulb standards gang
I wish the worst for KD. The hardest road my ass
He spent time in Oklahoma, therefore he’s already had the worst.
Who the fuck is Chris Gethard? And why is the studio full of hipsters?
Isn’t Janelle Monae better than Gap commercials? Like, as a human being?
I just assume all peoples are terrible at this point.
It’s really the only sensible assumption.
Saves time too.
Well, that helped. It’s not a JuJu sixer, but it beats another blocked Succop FG.
Juju Sixer is a popular German microwave model.
Hey-oh!!!
GS can eat a Green Dick.
GS v Boston game is getting good.
Evening gents (and ladies? nah)…is this where we talk about having Antonio and Boswell in our lineups? Because I’m out to a nice lead. MAYBE.
Also, I love the Steelers absence-of-color rush unis.
Oh, Zymm is here. HI LADY.
Also,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcoqR9Bwx1Y
Watching Jimmy Fallon causes cancer.
Why can’t he get charged with something so they take away his show?
Damn, it actually looks like this game is being not shitty. Still…I don’t have the energy to find a stream or hook up my HD antenna….I will watch my 2 free minutes and then just use my IMAGINATION
JuJu Smith-Schuster is what my Uncle Ed thought was a lower Manhattan publishing company.
Well done. Best Juju joke this season.
No Jujubees for TWBS
After last week, I deserve all of my lineup to tank, quite frankly.
Yes… ಠ_ಠ
Steely McBeam manages to look less assaulty than Big Ben.
The Ben deserves a head injury like other. I want full lobotomy
Is it a BEEFCAKE?
Wow, crazy that the officials fucked up in a way that benefited the Steelers. What are the odds?
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being an actual FAN of the Stillers must make you want to stick your head in the oven
[looks out from where his head is stuck in an oven]
– DeShone Kizer
Just imagine when Kordell Stewart was in town.
Plath’s team.
FUMBLEGATE!
Fuck yeah Titans!
Well that was fast.
Not the first time I’ve heard that. Tonight.
I fucking hate the Steelers, I hate them more than the Patriots and Electoral College.
Fuck the SLAVE STATES!!!
Folks
I no can haz teh JuJu?
*sigh*
By the way…just sayin’…
Woo hoo!!!!!!!
this some derpy ass shit, y’all
Yes, but the Stillers are covering my friend.
until their concentration wanders yet again…
my prop bets look like merde
Correct me if im wrong, I didnt think you could advance the ball on a fumble in the last 2 minutes of the half?
/sounds of pounding footsteps growing increasingly louder until door flies open
WHAT IF JU JU SMITH-SCHUSTER WAS DEFENDED BY HA HA CLINTON-DIX?!
WHY AREN’T MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THIS POSSIBILITY?!
#sheeple
McAdoo just came watching that draw up the middle on 3rd and 10
/then flipped back to reruns of the Little League World Series for the double shot!
Hear me now, fuck yourself forever.
I’m responsible for your 5 year olds imagination…hee.
Sleep tight.
Always like the shout outs to the production team.
Hell yeah, not controlled by the government!
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/edmonton/province-rules-governing-pot-sales-alberta-1.4405979
For mein hippo!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1M4ADcMn3dA
stay disturbing, Germany!
So…how’s you?
when did DonT’s tits acquire a defensing unit??
Mirage. Steelers playing down to em.
The Steelers are amazingly good at playing down to their competition.
Was just thinking that this game should be a blowout by now, but no.
If you’ve never come across Matty Matheson? You’re gotdamn welcome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlVJWZMhg7E
He looks like a man who buys what he’s sellin’ ,, no ofence
He’s funny as hell-you should check him out.
I shall come back to this in the morning!
https://www.thedailybeast.com/a-dollar794000-parisian-whisky-heist
Who went to France this weekend.
“Well, not this weekend”.
-Germany
I wonder if, similar to a dead pool, all the other countries in Europe have money on when Germany goes all evil again. And who is the arbiter?
Switzerland.
Damn, Bell got trucked.
Mariotta hit X instead of A there.
But a solid tackle by Mariota just after.
It’s always interesting to see the various QBs’ tackling technique.
/one really would expect Elisha to be better at it by now
Christ, a BLEERGH every play
“Sweep the LEG!!” – whoever Yinzers’ DC is
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