After the “games” we sat through today, we finally get a decent matchup tonight. It’s too bad that we have to endure the incoherent ramblings of Cris Collinsworth, but we all have crosses to bear.
In non-football news, UCLA has fired Head Coach Jim Mora Jr. Thus begins another cycle of UCLA sucking balls while USC is good but not quite as good as they should be given the lack of competition. Seriously, if anyone should go it’s the AD, Dan Guerrero. The university has never committed to building a football program and has instead rested on the laurels of John Wooden by pretending to be a top basketball school. How has that worked out?
Seriously, Trump should have let them rot in a Chinese jail. Who the fuck thinks it’s a good idea to go to a foreign country and steal shit? They should have been kicked out of the university for embarrasing themselves and everyone associated with UCLA. But good old Dan Guerrero was the first one to thank Trump and has let the coach allow the players to “work” their way back onto the team. To borrow a meme from tWBS:
Let’s move on to something surprisingly good: THIS GAME!
The red-hot Philadelphia Eagles can give themselves a 4 loss lead with 6 games to play with a win over the Cowboys. This is Game Two of Ezekiel Elliot’s suspension and no one has effectively come forward to make up for his absence. If the Cowboys could lose to RAMMIT at home, they can get destroyed by Philly.
Hopefully, the Eagles can get out of this game with no injuries. As you can see with the Cowboys, teams are way worse when key players are out and that diminishes the appeal of the game, the team, and the league.
BTW, if Jerry Jones can somehow can Goodell’s ass, I will be perfectly happy with the Boys winning the next 6 Super Bowls. Call me Faust, I don’t care.
Get to it, you heathens!
NO MOAR PLACE KICKERS
time to put this day behind us
MOAR 2 pt conversions!
Football getting better
hmmmm, it seems “run at the candy centre” of the DAL defense is effective
I’ve been looking forward to Sunday football, but for some reason I just can’t get into it today.
I’m getting fucking old.
Too much roast beef?
So are the brains of the players.
Yep, woke up Decilitre yelling at the tv.
Keep a screaming pillow nearby. Works for me.
If it was sentient; my pillow would be screaming.
With everything going on tonight, I’ve been in and out watching this. Why was a linebacker (?) kicking-off for the Iggles?
Superboy got concussed
Define “Superboy.”
Pat Mcafee will have a tweet about it shortly no doubt.
Kicking’s gonna be a panic fest. Yay.
Linebacker kick-off!
This game is going to get weird.
I blame beer.
Hehe
What an asshole
Dammit, it’s cold out again.
I really need to consider buying some long pants this year I guess.
Pederson has been on the path to being a head coach ever since Andy Reid came up to him on the sideline and said “You got the second half.”
No one had the heart to tell Doug that Andy was actually asking him if he had the second half of Andy’s Subway six-foot party sub.
Was that back in Green Bay? Cuz that would’ve been tough, holding the clipboard AND the sammich!
That was a fucking cagey 2pt conversion.
I would have bet anything on QB draw
I hate that play so much. There’s no way it ever works without WRs blocking early, but it’s never called.
This time I am A-OK with it.
GAMBLOR GAMBLOR, why have you forsaken me??
Buddy, if you’re betting on the Cowboys GAMBLOR cannot help you.
Sports are good again
c’mon, stupid COwpersons
I don’t even know where to start with this one. The corners of the internet that you scour are amazing.
Celek is still alive?
If someone were to be the big witness that flipped on some NFL lawsuit that provided the key to destroying The Shield, that someone would hopefully be Michelle Tafoya.
Those stat lines are terrifying
In the QT app commercial, does the QT lady say, that was “impressive” or “aggressive”?
I never understood why folks spend a fortune visiting family for T-Giving only to do it again about a month later. Those two holidays could use a little breathing room.
It’s helpful with divorced parents. And expensive.
We’re gonna host for the first time ever this year to about 8. Our place isn’t huge though so I’m not gonna do a totally enormous spread.
A Toyota car won teh NASCAR racing vroom vroom title?
Parcells isn’t gonna like that.
So what do you all cook at Christmas? My fam just did turkey and bought a honey baked ham if we had a lot of guests.
Meth.
Blue Christmas?
How…does it feel?
Prime Rib
Oh really? That sounds really good.
Usually more or less the same as Thanksgiving.
If it’s just the immediate House LemonJello, we mix it up – ham, turkey, steaks have all been done. If we’re hosting extended family, we’ll go with turkey and ham with all the sides and fixins.
Starting around ‘74 we cooked one of the new immigrant kids in the neighborhood. No one ever noticed.
That was the Bungles’ first win outside Ohio since Week 1 last year? Holy Cripes.
Must be something in the water.
I’m about to find out if it’s possible to eat too much pot roast with all teh veggies. Wish me luck.
Please let the Chargers make the playoffs and just get murdered at home by a wild card.
Magary had both RAMMIT and the Chargers in the playoffs in his preseason predictions.
That’s just the biggest reward to the most terrible human being owners.
I’m okay with limiting the number of players/lengths of td celebrations. These are already wearing thin,
NBC widely not going with “what make America….great.”
Ohhhhhhh. Night night.
https://untappd.com/b/mcmenamins-double-barrel-baltic-porter/1165376
You can tell Switzer’s from North Carolina; just caught the ball at the 27 and ran 30 yards back and forth before getting tackled at the 26.
Also, he’s a huge dickhead.
Which makes it even easier to tell he’s from U*NC.
Oh wow! So are we not buying RAMMIT this year. Just beating up a weak conference and an easy schedule?
Hippo is still driving the bus.
He’s also driving the bus to hell.
Sooooo….just saying.
We like to RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!! yeah!
FUCK NO!!
that was an INT with a chance to return it
way to drop 3 points, dickhead
Philly has no kicker – ATTACK!
White House sources say that the turkey to be pardoned by President Trump is named “Jared”
I read somewhere (maybe even here) that in his efforts to undo everything Obama accomplished, the eight turkeys pardoned by Obama have been executed. It wouldn’t surprise me.
YES, praise GAMBLOR!!! Ded kicker
You went moneyline on this one, yes?
yep
Insurmountable lead
…………lqkxjkxkdhoajxklqjlq golqpak…….
-Carson Wentz from the medical tent
Trent Green smiles wistfully, nods once, immediately pisses himself.
So PHI isn’t amazing. Did RAMMIT play?
Not really.
Just Minny and Odd Week Jaguras
all that dinner!
Hello blueberry my old friend. I’ve come to smoke on you again.
Showoff.
/is now even sadder about the no weed ’til Vegas decision
Anime porn in the ’90s was pretty weak.
I didn’t know if the Simpsons could be considered an anime
The NFL Mobile app on Verizon is streaming the game literally 3:30 GAME TIME minutes behind. What’s the fucking point?
watch on teh teevee box like a proper old man!
This is not the level of quality and competence I have come to expect from either NFL or Verizon, let alone acting together
DirecTV Now online streaming does the same thing. I would read things on the liveblog that made no sense and then I’d see it 2 minutes later.
The christian fundie flat earther again looked like the best wrestler in the world. Now if only the Iggles would stop sucking all the dicks.
It’s funny that we talk about Neilson ratings like they matter anymore. Like using the Presidential Fitness Test as a standard for our nation’s health. Private corporations know 10,000 times more about our viewing habits than a sample of a few midwestern households.
Yeah, it’s pretty clear that America abandoned any fitness test for its president last fall. HIYOOO!
Oldest, fattest, dumbest president,,, ppl forget that.
I still think Taft was the fattest. But Trump is 4 times as stupid, so it’s a wash.
They say that the best day in a man’s life is when his child is born, his girlfriend says “yes” or some other drivel. Fuck that, the best day in a man’s life (probably a woman’s as well) is when he thinks he finished his last beer only to find one more buried way back in the fridge.
Oh happy day indeed!
rod smith is running better. he needs more touches.
Yes, give rod touches.
Rodgers, that you?
Nope, just your mom.
/we doing old jokes?