Your “Finally a Good Game!” SNF Open Thread

After the “games” we sat through today, we finally get a decent matchup tonight.  It’s too bad that we have to endure the incoherent ramblings of Cris Collinsworth, but we all have crosses to bear.

In non-football news, UCLA has fired Head Coach Jim Mora Jr. Thus begins another cycle of UCLA sucking balls while USC is good but not quite as good as they should be given the lack of competition.  Seriously, if anyone should go it’s the AD, Dan Guerrero.  The university has never committed to building a football program and has instead rested on the laurels of John Wooden by pretending to be a top basketball school.  How has that worked out?

Seriously, Trump should have let them rot in a Chinese jail.  Who the fuck thinks it’s a good idea to go to a foreign country and steal shit?  They should have been kicked out of the university for embarrasing themselves and everyone associated with UCLA.  But good old Dan Guerrero was the first one to thank Trump and has let the coach allow the players to “work” their way back onto the team.  To borrow a meme from tWBS:

Let’s move on to something surprisingly good:  THIS GAME!

The red-hot Philadelphia Eagles can give themselves a 4 loss lead with 6 games to play with a win over the Cowboys.  This is Game Two of Ezekiel Elliot’s suspension and no one has effectively come forward to make up for his absence.  If the Cowboys could lose to RAMMIT at home, they can get destroyed by Philly.

Hopefully, the Eagles can get out of this game with no injuries.  As you can see with the Cowboys, teams are way worse when key players are out and that diminishes the appeal of the game, the team, and the league.

BTW, if Jerry Jones can somehow can Goodell’s ass, I will be perfectly happy with the Boys winning the next 6 Super Bowls.  Call me Faust, I don’t care.

Get to it, you heathens!

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Senor Weaselo

So apparently Bart Scott will be among the group replacing Mike Francesa. Thoughts, Bart?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBaYVo89mmY

Gratliff

Dak’s QB rating tonight was 9.2 worse than than the backup QB who went 0 for 1.

Brocky

………….fuck I’m still angry

rockingdog

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Gratliff

What a good season of football so far

rockingdog

Patriots fans?
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WCS

I’d hide my face, too.

Romonobyl

I’ll leave you all with this. Niters folks:

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Dak is killing me by throwing it to Eagles instead of Dez

Brocky

My fault. I started dez too, and we know how well my fantasy qbs perform

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Jesus ain’t no help

Brocky

No he fucking ain’t. I reckon I need to get a nail gun and show him who’s boss

Brocky

I’m completely serous when I say fantasy gods might be nothing but

FUCK YOU BROCKY

Over and over again

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wasn’t it already pretty much that?
What the hell have I been reading?

Brocky

I’m just gonna be less subtle this week.

nomonkeyfun

I always get fucked in my fantasies.

Brocky

I sometimes eat things in mine.

Wakezilla

I like how in the NFL, you need both feet on the ground, make a football move, and have possession of the ball for 5 minutes during a waxing crescent to consider it a catch. Meanwhile, to score a touchdown, the nose of the ball just has to barely break plain and you can fumble it right after and it’s fine.

Shogun Marcus

Brick is obvs in a skunkworks airplane hanger, seeing that which we never shall, except in redacted reports. Tig ol burbines!
/see that’s a play on tig ol bitties, which is foar…oh nevermind you New Yorker readers!

WCS

I think Marcus short-circuited.

Romonobyl

I assumed he was stoned and running naked through the middle of the Davis-Monthan AFB boneyard. Not like we all haven’t wanted to do that during some phase of our lives.

Brick Meathook

No, but when I was in high school I got stoned and stole a construction sign from over the fence at CIA Headquarters.

blaxabbath

Blow. Out.

Brocky

It doesn’t count as a loss if I deactivate the league

Viva La Tabula Raza

C’mon NBC, show me some JJ face.

Brocky

I want to do to everyone what Anakin did to the younglings

Petronel

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hippofant

That was nice. Eagles brought a blitzer on the left, so Morris had to block him, and Bell was then left isolated at the tackle position.

Romonobyl

They also work well with yoga pants:

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Then again, what doesn’t?

Mr. Ayo

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fair enough.
But my default position still stands.

Wakezilla

I’d like to downward facing dog her, if you know what I mean

Unsurprised

Damn it, Jessie.

blaxabbath

i thought DAL had the best OL in the league?

Romonobyl

Keyword: “had”.

hippofant

Tyron Smith is out with a groin injury. And apparently after letting several offensive linemen walk, the Cowboys no longer have any depth remaining.

blaxabbath

i do like the idea of nfl owners kids playing though. let their families enjoy the CTE themselves.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

SAK SAK SAK SAK

Viva La Tabula Raza

One more drink. Have to watch the rest of this in case they show long faces in the stands or the owner’s box.

Brocky

For fuck’s sake I’m so angry i can’t even find a decent air traffic controller gif

hippofant

Haha. Wentz is like, “Low block? Is that what I did? K!”

Brocky

The Dallas defense:

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blaxabbath

Picked up our like 13 lb turkey today. Do we leave it in the fridge til thurs or freeze it,@?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Too late to freeze and thaw.
Go fridge.

theeWeeBabySeamus

For example….Mine is a little over 15lbs. It’s been out of freezer for going on 19 hours and is still hard to the touch.

Yes, I’m talking about a turkey. So far.

Romonobyl

Should be a use by date on it somewhere.

Brocky

Freeze it, travel to Dallas, and beat Jason garret to death with it

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oooooh, I like that idea better.

Wakezilla

Holy shit,what a catch.

I haven’t seen someone from Dallas roll over like this since Debbie

Gratliff

Good night, sweet ‘pokes

rockingdog

night gratliff

WCS

Have a toast to my brother-in-law. Doesn’t look like he suffered, at least.

Wakezilla

A toast to your brother in law. I’m sorry for your loss.

Brocky

Sorry to hear that.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yikes.
Condolences.
Raising a glass.

Romonobyl

If I turn on CNN and find this I typically give up and call in sick.

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rockingdog

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Wakezilla

What are the odds The Rog has dirt on Jerral and is just sitting back and seeing how this plays out before something gets “leaked.”

Shogun Marcus

All?

rockingdog

LOL!
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl

Maybe the wall isn’t such a bad idea.

Wakezilla

I know people like those two. As soon as they’ve got citizenship, they are anti-Mexican

Viva La Tabula Raza

Those people are probably part of the Mexican oligarchy and aren’t interested in becoming American citizens.

Brocky

He’s down

Well let me put it this way: if he’s not down, I’m fucking hitting someone with my van.

That I don’t have.

FUCK!!!!

Gratliff

Officially a one team division now.

litre_cola

Excellent. Now wrap up the starter in bubble wrap and it is smooth sailing.

Horatio Cornblower

I don’t see Dallas coming back, and while I suppose it’s possible that I could miss Ol’ Double J having a fatal conniption fit I’m just going to have to risk that and go to bed.

I’ve agreed to help a friend out by judging agricultural competition tomorrow and I have to be there at 8:30. And I know nothing about what I’m judging.

Romonobyl

Brocky

I can’t even this game.

blaxabbath

Flacco and Wentz – why aren’t D2 qb’s looked at more?

Gratliff

So Dallas has stopped trying in the 4th. WOrks for me.

blaxabbath

Dallas taking it at home.

That’s nice.

Romonobyl

The best thing about winter, at least ’round here?
The ladeez break out teh boots:

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rockingdog

sexy leather winter boots r sexy.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You bastard.
I was gonna try not to masturbate tonight. But now…?

Romonobyl

Have you done this for TGISF yet?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Boots have not been a full theme, no.
Though I have often pointed them out during other themes.

I like boots.

Mr. Ayo

That’s such a preposterous goal. Treat yourself!

Shogun Marcus

That’s like gloves, but for feet!
-a friend

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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My course of action would not be to post if I was doing something which I did not want to forget….. but hey.

blaxabbath

DAL and Raiders biggest letdowns? Jets/Vikes biggest surprises? Most teams just reverting to their mean?

Romonobyl

KC and the Lions deserve mention.

rockingdog

yea pretty much.

rockingdog

LOL. A Wrinkle in Time. The Movie!!
I want to go see this but only realllllyyyyy high.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhZ56rcWwRQ

Horatio Cornblower

The smart kid is black!? Oh I can’t wait for Twitter’s calm and well-reasoned reaction to this!

blaxabbath

Not going to Walmart at 6p on Thanksgiving.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I don’t go to Walmart at 6pm ever.

* Also to be avoided around here? Sundays after Church.

Shogun Marcus

I don’t Wal-Mart ever.
Fify.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Fuck Wal-Mart for so many reasons.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I was on a work trip in El Paso, TX and needed some food; the only close place I could find was a Wal-Mart. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Nightmare City.

Shogun Marcus

Emergency use only. This is such.

rockingdog

Back home from friendsgiving dinner.
https://www.avclub.com/trump-jokes-about-leaving-american-citizens-to-rot-in-1820591133
Well, it finally happened: Two of the loudest, brashest voices in modern American media have finally collided with each other, setting off a new Golden Age of petty, asinine bullshit in which the rest of us are all now forced to live.
Ball vs Trump. Who ya got?

Senor Weaselo

The sweet, sweet embrace of death by nuclear conflagration?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl

Re:
The previous mention of potential pot roast consumption is answered with “a lot”.

Brick Meathook

If you knew where I was right now and what I’m seeing, you’d never believe it! Wow! Too bad I can’t ever tell. Just forget it.

Brick Meathook

HAH! So much better than that.

Brick Meathook

Kids stuff!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

Yes Sir Judge Moore!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

These two WISH they were here, or anywhere else but with each other.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

My guess is: in front of a computer, seeing a computer screen. (or phone instead of computer.)

Brick Meathook

Nope! Lots of people, my phone is only computer I can see, plus the SNF game on a TV on the wall. But I’ll tell ya: its like I’m on a hallucinogenic drug.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Romonobyl

Sounds like me naked in front of a full length mirror.

blaxabbath

Chris Christie in the house. He auditioning to be JJ’s new ball washer?

rockingdog

No. He should be new commish of NFL!!!! LOL!

theeWeeBabySeamus

He oughta be reading a book on how to not (intentionally) misinterpret scientific data and then open one’s big stupid dumb mouth about it.

What an idiot.

Romonobyl

He’d end up coaching the Seahawks.

theeWeeBabySeamus

As long as he keeps his mouth shut about studies regarding weed and opiates, I don’t care wtf he does.

hippofant

Splitting out LeGarrette Blount for that decoy action.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*HOT decoy action