There’s a couple of beaut’s featured at this spot. Let’s quit jabbering and dive right in, shall we?
NYJ/Den: No this ain’t one of them. Well, unless you like misery in handy, dandy football form. Denver hadn’t lost eight in a row going all the way back to the Summer of Love. (that’s 1967, btw smgdh) A great number of horsies have gone to the glue factory in the sky since then. Asked about Siemian’s nine(!) interceptions over that span, coach Joseph has remarked, “He’s got to play better”. He then wiped his hands, turned around and then fell down the stairs. Well done, coach. Well. Done.
Ten/Ari: No, not this one either. The Titans 8-4 record gives them the #3 seed in the AFC conference as of today. They shouldn’t have any problems on the road playing against a Cards team that is playing backups-and in some positions backups to the backups-everywhere. Take a gander at the rb spot in particular-the fifth and sixth stringers should be getting some action today.
Was/LAC: Getting warmer… Qb Cousins figures that because there’s still a 1% chance that the Dacteds can make the playoffs, “There’s still something to play for”. The LawnClippers at 6-6 have a more straightforward plan to get to the postseason. It’s simply a matter of winning out the regular season (they have the Chiefs and the Raiders ahead of them in the sked) and the AFC West is theirs. Easy-peasy! Well back up the bus Shorty, ’cause that Washington team has some impressive wins out west against the Seahawks and the Rams. Are we looking at the dictionary definition of a trap game?
Phi/LAR: Here you go! This game is being tossed around as “The Battle of the Two Top Picks of the 2016 Draft”. Wordy. Wr Woods is out yet again so look for Goff to send some shots far downfield to wr Watkins. Te Ertz is in. No wait, he’s out. Hold on, he’s in. Nope. Out. Okay, that’s done with finally. I guess he’s occupying the middle ground between ‘clearing concussion protocol’ and ‘not having his head on straight just yet’. Odd place to be.
Sea/Jax: Well, looky here! Another one! Speaking of a fella that’s put a team on his shoulders, qb Wilson sure does fit the bill. By means of his legs and his arm he’s accounted for 82%of the Seahawks yardage on O. Another stunner-of the 30 TD’s the offense has scored, he’s had a hand in all but one. He’s up against a Jax D that has allowed 10 scores through the air and has grabbed 16(!) picks. A bum ankle has led to a drop-off in production for rb Fournette recently. If he’s not at able to get going that means that qb Bortles will have to be more than a game manager and no one wants to see that.
[Wipes hands on shirt] I’m done. Let’s get started.
So…what, 25 minutes till more football? Boooo! Boooo I say!
OK, desperation laterals and a fatguydown. That was awesome.
First division title since 2013…so? Is that a lot? Not really
Nice hook and ladder there, Rams.
That was nice for the home crowd!
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
but there is no joy in the DFO Clubhouse — the mighty Rams didn’t RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIT!
If the Rams pull this off, I’m all in.
HOLY CRAP. Is everyone on meth in Jax?
https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/940020558879698945
Duh?
Yes, but that throw was some something entirely not meth related.
Pyrrhic victory for Philly
that is game.
Hippo, Greg the leg is going to fuk me here eh?
‘The leg’ doesn’t refer to his kicking ability if you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge
Oh Zymm, you are so Cali now…
Say no more.
Can i get one more RAAAAAMMMMMMMMMIIITTTTTTTT???
No.
Cmon Goffo!
Seattle showing its class.
Nice side suplex there.
After the Eagles took the lead-changing points, Folesception is almost certainly incoming…
DID NO ONE READ MY WORDS?!!!!!!11
Does Foles hear Yakety Sax or Entry of the Gladiators in his head when he’s scrambling?
I’m think Tetris theme when the lines are near the top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FgtK6tXQ20
He Foles down after Wentz kablooie
I’m also deeply annoyed the Packers didn’t eat shit to the Browns today.
#ThePauls gonna Paul
Wasn’t for lack of trying!
Baldwin needed the 1st down, not getting out of bounds. Moe-ron.
Foles will fuck this up – pick 6 style
Just woke up baby. Dont care.
Jags and Rams both going to snatch defeat from jaws of victory?
Goff you fukcing fuck!
They called the penalty, they’re not going to change their mind, so quit walking around acting like you’re shocked and dismayed by the call.
If anything, use puppy dog eyes or guilt. That’s more effective that “YOU’RE FUCKING IDIOTS! CHANGE THE CALL, ASSHOLES!”
what a fucking leap!
I always chuckle when they show those in slow mo cause I know I cant do that…..
Its pretty cool
Didn’t see the game, but after las week the Dacteds just gave up, right?
Kinda looks like that. Let the “WILL THEY SIGN HIM?!” choirs sing loudly!
Good for the Jags. i hope they make the playoffs.
did i just jinx them?
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Damit Jags D
42-40 also works, in case RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!! wants to push another across.
I bought a smoker today because I am considering smoking a bird for xmas. I bought a turkey breast today and some drumsticks so I can try this baby out tomorrow. I watched some youtube videos and it seems pretty simple but anyone have any veteran tips?
Brine the turkey first. It adds moisture and flavor and speeds up the cooking process.
I will do that!
incoming Foles pick 6
35-34 would be a final that RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAMs IT!!! and covers the spread. Just sayin, Iggles.
CBS Sports has a nice theory as to why the Bengals laid an egg today.
“The Bengals played so badly on Sunday that it almost looked like they were trying to get Marvin Lewis fired.”
Yeah — that’ll happen.
Yeah, Lewis will quit before he is fired. Brown is comfortable with Lewis.
Lewis knows Mike Brown killed that cheerleader.
Nah. If that’s the case, the city would’ve gotten in on that blackmail and would’ve renegotiated the Stadium Deal for something fair.
Bortles did good?
OK, time for fud. I’ll need energy to whine about Flacco later.
See yas then.
So… the Bears… are good?
Bears are Bears. Uniquely fucking mysterious.
I think they’ll finish the season with the highest strength of victory of all teams, something that’ll look even more bizarre when they lose out.
Oh no honey, they are some adjectives, but not that one
Once again. They played the Bengals. A checked-out, running out the string, already has vacation plans made after Week 17 Bengals.
Oh, I know. I’m just amazed at how much they’ve checked out.
But the meatball-ier Bears fans will be gloating “Trubinsky” tomorrow and I can’t help but mock them.
Me too. I’ve seen the Bengals outmatched, outcoached, over their heads, completely unlucky and out of their minds. This is the first I’ve seen them checked out.
Just slept from 4:30 to now. Time to keep drinkin’.
I also napped today and feel pretty refreshed now.
You know it’s still Sunday, right?
Has the phrase “consulting with Dr. James Andrews” been used regarding Wentz?
A show where kids constantly change the thermostat called Breaking Dad.
The winner of this game is really Minny
So Wentz’s knee went blewie?
So, if Kenyan Drake blows out an ACL tonight while getting coffee at Starbucks, and Tawwmmy throws for about 6 or 7 TDs tomorrow….
So you’re telling me there’s a chance?
live look in at the Philly bandwagon
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walking it off, ruled completely out already…thinking ACL is blown
Not sure. He’s walking pretty good for a complete tear. That knee would be completely unstable for a natural walking gait. Partial tear maybe.
Sometimes dudes with blown ACLs walk off like nothing happened. I can’t splain why.
But they also have a quick diagnostic for same that’s like 90% effective that would explain the grim sideline atmosphere,
Wow. I would think an unstable knee would completely affect how someone walks. Huh.
It’s not uncommon after a serious knee injury to walk it off. Shock sets in pretty quickly and denial is at the mind’s forefront.
Well yeah, but shock does give way to structure. When my dad broke his ankle/leg, he didn’t feel any pain, but that doesn’t mean he walked to the car (despite him crawling/dragging his internally severed foot saying “Help me to car”).
An ACL injury is a little different because it’s more related to the stability to the back of the knee. If it’s an LCL injury it affects more of the lateral movement. I broke an ankle before and that pain was immediate and intense.
Erin, nice try, but we’re NOT letting you redesign the ref uniforms any time soon.
I’m gonna go to random games and hoild up signs saying ‘who dere’ or ‘who dis’ or ‘who dem’
Who dey would like a word.
Browns fans should adopt “Why dis”
why us
RRRRRAAAMMMMIIITTTTTTT FOR REALSIES THIS TIME!!!!!
c’mon, SeaTruthers, 2 TDs gets me a PUSH!
one down!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That’s what THEY want you to believe
Foles ready for RAMMMMMMMMIIIIITTTTTTTT?