I’m pretty certain that this is the latest I’ve ever been in starting on TGISF. I can’t be certain, because I tend to stay drunk and/or high whenever possible these days, but I’m pretty sure.
/checks clock
//checks calendar
Yikes. Yep. It’s currently 12:40am on Friday, December the 15th. Usually I’m more or less finished and only need to proofread/edit on the day of. Yet here I am, drunk, sleepy and way totes not ready. I need to be relieved of my duties. Please.
/blinks twice
//no one responds
*sigh* Now I know how Melania feels.
Why am I so late this week? Nunya biznatch. Let’s call it a “confluence of events”. Only some of which were under my control.
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Let’s Figure Out A Theme, Shall We?
We could choose a princess out of the hat. There’s plenty of them still in there. It could even be one of the handful I’ve been saving for special occasions. But that feels wrong. I’d even call it “cheap”. Especially considering I took that easy way out last week (no ofence to Jamie Chung intended, of course) when I actually had a valid excuse for doing so.
Nope, I will not denigrate any of our “on deck” special princesses with the tag of being a “cheap out”. They deserve better than that. Besides, that’s me…not them.
But again, why so late this week? Well, I won’t say I was just lazy, exactly. For someone with no job and no significant other, you’d think I’d have a bit more free time to masturb…..errrrrr, write. Yet it never seems to work out that way. Even as cold as it’s been for the past coupla weeks, and I can no longer get much done outside, it still seems my time is not my own.
Meh, why change now? I’ll masturbate when I’m dead. Not that I’m saying I masturbate outside in the cold. Also, not that I’m saying I don’t. STOP GRILLING ME DAMMIT!!!!
But I digress…
Yes, it’s been cold lately. While it’s not technically winter yet, it freaking feels like it around here lately. So fine, let’s go with it, shall we?
WINTER SEXY!!!!!!
(but nawt hawliday sexy because that would mess up next week and the week after so no…just cold)
I was in the pool!!!!!!!!
Never mind.
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I’m Sick Of Hearing About Star Wars
I don’t really have any other point here than what that header says. Oh, and also that people like this are idiots. But I suppose it’s no worse than his mom’s basement, so who am I to judge?
Still though…. Fuck Star Wars.
But I have to admit, they do have some funny memes…
Still though, fuck Star Wars.
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Sports Which Make Your Blood Run Cold
NFL
Donks showed up in Indy last night and…well… (ahem) … Once Mingo dropped a little Siemian (yes, I still think I’m funny with that one), then… ChewBrocka (did I mention…fuck Star Wars?) came in cold like he was on Hoth. Then calmly made his own Kessel Run (I can’t take credit for that one, I heard it on NFL network this morning). Donks win, but this was not the draft position they were looking for (get it?). OK, enough of that. 25-13 Final.
Saturday/Sunday/Monday Schedule
NHL
TV Tonight:
- Los Angeles @ NYR – 7:00pmEST – TV: NHLN
NBA
TV Tonight:
- OKC @ Philly – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
- San Antonio @ Houston – 9:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
NCAA Basketball
Top 25 TV Tonight: None, but if you’re starved for college bb, there’s a coupla crappy games on..
- S. Dakota State @ Colorado – 8:00pmEST – TV: PAC12N
- Maryland-E. Shore @ Creighton – 8:00pmEST – TV: FS1
NCAA Football
Still only the JV of the JV tonight, but it’s the FCS raging semis!!!! Sorry, I thought it was funny.
TV Tonight:
- FCS Semifinal #1 – (2)N. Dakota State vs (6)Sam Houston State – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- DIII Nat’l Championship – Mount Union vs Mary Hardin-Baylor – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
FCS Semifinal #2 between (1)James Madison and (5)S. Dakota State is tomorrow (4:30pmEST – TV: ESPNU). As is the first round of FBS Bowl Games, which won’t be good, but you know you’ll watch anyway.
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Winter Sexy Time
So, why did I decide on this theme this week? Well, it really was probably roughly 90% me being lazy and procrastinating. But I had already been considering this one after an exchange in the comments some weeks ago about the “attraction” towards the shift to fall/winter fashions once the weather started turning colder. ie, a lovely lady who knows how to dress, even if that means being a bit “bundled up” once the weather turns colder, is still just as attractive. Sometimes, the more left to the imagination, the better.
Also, sometimes not. I mean let’s not get crazy just because it’s cold out.
Enjoy…
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…
And by snow I mean… Well, never mind.
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Winter Sexy Equal Time
This week, by request, I’m bringing back “Equal Time Foar Teh Ladies”. Thanks for voicing the request. You know who you are.
Enjoy…
Hehehehe, sorry. I’ll make it up to the ladies with something classy now…
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Once Again…
…I’m at a loss for how to close things out this week. So here’s something random.
Blue Jays are assholes.
No, not those Blue Jays. Welllll….not only those Blue Jays. But that is a good excuse to post this again…
Hehehehehe….it never gets old.
But I digress…
No, I’m talking about actual Blue Jays. The birds. They always show up when the cold hits and they’re always assholes. They fight not only with each other, but with every other bird in the area. I have some of my own photos of them, but none which illustrate what jerks they are. But this does….
In general I try to let nature do its own thing and not get involved. Blue Jay on Blue Jay violence? I don’t really care. I’m sure they’ve all earned it in one way or another, little jerks that they are.
But I will admit that I have thrown acorns and even the occasional rock at Blue Jays when they were being assholes and ganging up on non-Blue Jays. Even as recently as this morning.
Anywhoooooo…..
Stay warm and have a great weekend everyone.
Love ya’s.
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Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme? Drop me a line…
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Awwww.
It smells the other pussy above it.
Hey!!!! The electric bill ain’t gonna pay itself.
Get what you’re getting and close that shit.
Don’t make me spank you.
“ARE YOU TRYING TO REFRIGERATE THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD??”
Mom? Is that you?
What are the chances she stole that bath mat?
The pull down claw, hashgram Harvey Weinstein.
DAMMIT HERO!!!!!!
lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1QJazEHMUo&t=5m46s
“Pull-Down Claw”
Harvey Weinstein approves.
One of the images I used in the body of tonight’s TGISF, but I thought she warranted an encore.
Wowza.
Man, Spurs are getting curb-stomped by the Rockets, almost doubled up 31-16 end of 1st quarter. Hope they can get their shit together.
Click the photo for a nice video
Rita is pretty awesome.
Perfect!
Famke!@!
No, that’s a Vistavision camera.
North Dakota State is up 41 to 3 in the 2nd quarter. Are we sure Warson Centz didn’t start for them?
Hope he has some spare ligaments
It is abbreviated N. Dak. St. on yahoo1!
Yay foar winter, and the sinus infections it brings.
Looks like I’ll be on antibiotics starting tomorrow probably.
*sigh*
Maybe it’ll help clear that “other thing” up as well.
😉
No winter in California.
It was 80 today.
Movie was good. Liking the newer wars in the stars.
I think I’m 85% deplagued. Lady is about 70%. Meanwhile I’m sending a troll to hell. When your only response is drugs (we’ve established my sobriety), and then you go try to go family, MY Family…heh…welcome To Your Slow Death. Feel Pity if you want, no one else will.
Anyone have experience with Crosley record players? I got one as a gift and it seems… complicated. And some folks online are not kind about then.
“What’s a record player?”
You should sell it for an 8 track player. THOSE are the future my man.
First 8 track I ever listened to was a Richard Pryor album.
I was like 7.
George Carlin, here.
This explains a lot about us, huh?
This Toronto team I call them the Mapplethorpe Leafs cause they are getting beaten badly.
This Toronto team I call them the Mapplethorpe Leafs cause they have their dicks hanging out.
This has been the LONGEST week. I’m still at the office and surely will be for a while longer. HOWEVA, some of you may remember my rant back in MAY about some fucking con men who side-swiped (really, barely tapped) one of our managers driving his company truck and then, when they couldn’t shake us down, took it to court (they’re fucking “debt collectors” and one of the cousins is the lawyer so it cost them basically nothing and they filed it in kangaroo city court where you cannot be awarded attorneys fees so, basically, it was very low risk for them). The entire fucking thing was bogus but we got our day in court yesterday (results coming 12/29) and they were total fucks about it. You just tell they didn’t prepare. Their story was bogus. I mean, that motherfucker sat there and lied and everyone in the courtroom knew it.
ANYWAYS, now I’m going to be putting in my complain to the state bar and the licensing agency for private investigators (the other cousin is a PI). With you all being lawyers, what are the important terms and attributes about this con that I need to highlight to, at the very least, get the agency to make them respond to some sort of complaint and not just go, “Oh that’s sour grapes.”?
Maybe hide a cell phone battery in their coat? And then mislead/be ignorant about the fact that a lone, disconnected battery wouldn’t actually be producing any current?
/Not actually a lawyer, just watch them on the tv.
Also, the yahoo! sprots page for the Showdome from the Fargodome has the score but no stats or players names.
Girlfriend: this is my dad, Howard
Me: Hey man… *we lock eyes* Howard you doing
Howard: *maintaining eye contact* Sarah this is the one
https://xkcd.com/275/
Ive been reading that book What IF?……….its really good.
The hypothetical situations are hilarious.
The first one is still my favorite: what if a baseball pitcher could throw ~ speed of light. Not sure if it’s in the book or not
https://what-if.xkcd.com/1/
Every baseball game should begin and end that way.
Yea its in there.
That means, “go right for the butt, son.”
FCS playoff game is being played in something called the Fargodome; I hope they got Shredder’s permission first, or else they could find themselves sent back to Wounded Knee
What the Sam Houstan State Hill is going on here?
Hi.
I spent all night surfing my saved Instagram pics and associated feeds for women in red and then other shit, and those are in last night’s TNF thread, and so otherwise I’m tapping out. I can’t look at another hot woman.
Pussy
I hide it well. https://gfycat.com/DeafeningFrankAmericansaddlebred
Good evening, Imaginary Internet Friends!
Jesús!
I searched for “sexy winter gif” and hit the jackpot.
Yeah you did!
Ariel Winter is a national treasure.
She killed that dog with her twerking.
Pretty girl
This is the be-all and end-all goal of having even the slightest amount of money.
Jedi “spoiler”
The fight scenes in Last Jedi are pretty fucking cool.
That’s pretty much been my story since Inauguration Day.
They seem…committed…to their craft.
You have to imagine the two-handed double-dildo Leg is being pegged with, maaaaaannnnnn.
See? That right there is why I’d never be a good actor. I just thought she was ramming her arm in there from fist to elbow.
I’m just going to bury my head in shame for missing that.