Your “Not” Lesser Footy Saturday Morning Open Thread

As you may remember from last week, our resident Evertonian, King Hippo, is in recovery after the shock of the hiring of Samuel “Fat Sam” Allardyce as Everton’s manager. Not knowing the history of this asshole, I did some cursory Wikipedia research and found out exactly why Hippo hates him so.

Consider him a Roger Goodell-like weasel with a Jeff Fischer-like ability to get jobs he has consistently proven he cannot excel in.

So, a few of us have promised to pitch in and take over the Saturday morning soccer open threads.  This weekend, however, is the start of Bowl Season, so Mr. Hippo WILL make a special appearance later on today to preview the days’ JV Footy games.  No doubt there will be gambling advice.

For now,  I will walk you through

/ starts walking and talking

the action on tap for today in the fast kicking

low scoring hold it hold it world of fútbol.

I will NOT be calling it Lesser Footy as it is clearly not. Roger Goodell can go fuck himself.

Anyhoo, while Mr. Hippo devotes his time and energy solely to the English Premier League,  I’m more of an International soccer slut.  I’ll watch a game from any league that’s on TV. Preferably broadcast by a Spanish language network.  Because this:

 

Also this:

That’s good camera work!

This video.

FYI, that video above is funny as fuck if you understand Spanish. Also slightly NSFW if you don’t believe the announcer that claims that was a shadow… actually two shadows.

So, what’s on this morning? Funny you should ask! Unfortunately,  the Mexican League wrapped up the Apertura season earlier this December with Tigres winning the title over Monterrey in an All-Monterrey derby final.

Yes, SHE is a Tigres fan!
Homer drool gif

Wait,  what was I talking about? Oh yeah,  soccer on TV. In case you don’t know,  there is a great app called Live Soccer TV that tells you what games are being broadcast on TV and over the Internet. Anywhere.

And when I say anywhere,  I mean ANYWHERE.  Anywhere games are being played and anywhere they are being broadcast.

Seriously,  it’s amazing.

Here are today’s selections for the US:

All times are,  of course,  Pacific because that’s the best time and that’s where I live.

As an example,  here are the EPL listings for Canada:

And here is La Liga and the Club World Cup:

And so on and so on.  Truly an amazing app. And it’s FREE! Here’s a link:

http://bit.ly/LSTVAPP-ANDROID

I’m pretty sure they have one for IPhone.

That’s all for me.  Enjoy the hot action on the field and in the stands.

Pants forbidden!

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[…] gotta say I’m in Balls’s Camp: I think there’s nothing lesser about fútbol. But goddammit, there’s only three games left in […]

theeWeeBabySeamus

LMFAO…I fucking knew I shoulda bet UNC-G +8.5.
Fuck.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And no Hippo, not watching. Just happened to see the score.

King Hippo

I saw score too, chuckled. Was on ESPN ticker.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I miss Liga

Fronkenshteen

The Trump administration is prohibiting officials at the nation’s top public health agency from using a list of seven words or phrases — including “fetus” and “transgender” — in any official documents being prepared for next year’s budget.
Policy analysts at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta were told of the list of forbidden words at a meeting Thursday with senior CDC officials who oversee the budget, according to an analyst who took part in the 90-minute briefing. The forbidden words are “vulnerable,” “entitlement,” “diversity,” “transgender,” “fetus,” “evidence-based” and “science-based.”

This is amazing. Eliminating words.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Please see below. I linked an article that calmly goes through the facts, but still reads like an Onion story. Holy shit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I wonder where they got the idea? I think it was the 20 years of Reagan, Bush, and Bush where Republicans did the same thing.

Reagan Administration was practically forced at gunpoint to acknowledge AIDS, but had no problem before then making jokes about gay men dying of something.

Senor Weaselo

Lucky for me I’m plusgood at Newspeak!

King Hippo

JV thread is now active, BTW. May also serve as Bearistocrats!/Fuck Lions RiveBrog, depending on when nite thread goes up.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Yoga; apparently it can be for anyone, anywhere.

theeWeeBabySeamus

See? That’s sturdy.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

All Christmas media is bad. Christmas is bad.

King Hippo

teh proper nomenclature is Shitsmas mah dude

no ofense meant to ACTUAL non-Republican Jesus, who would fucking HATE all this rampant consumerism bullshit.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Most self-proclaimed Christians, and evangelicals in particular, are as Christian as Anton Fucking LaVey in that they both acknowledge Jesus existed, but at least laVey was honest about being a wicked asshole.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Stupidity—The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.”
― Anton Szandor LaVey

King Hippo

Man City leading. In other news, sun has also not yet imploded.

rockingdog
rockingdog

Are they still on a winning streak? what is it now 9 games???

King Hippo

15. They drew their 2nd match, home to Everton (went down to 10 men in like the 30th minute at 0-1, dominated play thereafter). 15-0-0 since, at least in the Prem.

rockingdog
rockingdog

15? WOW!

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King Hippo

yeah, to bet against them is like betting on the Washington Generals at this point. They had like 75% possession with 10 men v Everton, too – it was embarrassing. Miracle point, really. Maybe pissed ’em off.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You have Roy Moore’s attention.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Way too old.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

sun has also not yet imploded.

There’s still time.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Isn’t it constantly imploding? I don’t really understand how the sun’s nuclear reactions work.

King Hippo

There’s also the whole implosion v explosion thingy. Dunno, I made a VERY SHAMEFUL C in my highest level Physics course at NC State, the only one I ever made IIRC.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Just let me have my nihilism

theeWeeBabySeamus

Don’t make me go all science-y on you.
I’m not drunk enough yet.

King Hippo

I know. Would be a Shitsmas Miracle! Though would technically like to see A.A. Ron @ RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!! NFC Title game, to face the Jaguras in the Superb Owl. Then let it all end.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Isn’t Man City a bar in San Francisco?

King Hippo

certainly should be

And their rivals Man U should be a university-themed gay porno. /no ofence, DFO will make sure the sex is SUPER HAWT

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog
rockingdog

The nutcracker….what the???? pshhhhhhhhhh……..more like the ButtCracker. Am I rite? Who’s with me….

King Hippo

ex-wife had us see that as a family once, BORING AS FUCK even as someone who appreciates classical music

laserguru

For the first time in 8 years there is no Nutcracker this year!!!
Eldest granddaughter wants to try volleyball instead of ballet.
Thank you Jesus!

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I can just see you beating up every dude with a camera or visible phone at her games.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Pssst…whatever you do, don’t tell him that the day I met up with him last May for drinking and such, I spent a few hours beforehand taking pictures of the local HS beach volleyball action.

Honest to god tho, I thought they were college girls and stopped taking photos when I found out otherwise.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“High school? ppsssst!”

-Roy Moore

laserguru

Dude, you tried showing me the pictures.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Ball torture is a whole genre tho.

rockingdog
rockingdog

If a dad ever asks for help in a Home Depot he is immediately escorted from the store and paraded through one of those lines where all the other dads line up and turn their backs on him

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I have never been able to find anyone to ask for help in a Home Depot.

theeWeeBabySeamus

One of my idiot redneck family members works at Home Depot.
That should tell you all you need to know.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I can always find an employee at the cash register to take my money. They never know where anything is at though.

At the Ace Hardware near my place they have old guys working there that know where every damn piece or part is and how to put these things together. I usually go there first unless I know exactly what I want or need lumber.

[hardware shopper mode; off.]

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“He said “wood.””

theeWeeBabySeamus

I go to Tractor Supply whenever possible. They know their shit, and they have some very cute and sturdy young ladies there. Who also know their shit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

very cute and sturdy young ladies there…….

just wanted to repeat that.

theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s worth repeating.
Ooooof.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Does he have ten fingers?

theeWeeBabySeamus

She.

And I think so.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

She.

Second question …

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I bought my DeWalt power tools there and was just wondering….

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

That would require Home Depot employees to exist.

King Hippo

if anyone NEEDS help in a Home Depot, it’s a “man things” moe-ron like myself, but I surely try hard to avoid it. Also Moose’s point below, when one resigns oneself to asking…easier said than done

BrettFavresColonoscopy

A whole post on maybe maybe not lesser footy and no jokes about the Bears playing today?

bk109
bk109

Wow, I didn’t know the ToiletBowl was today!
Edit: I wonder if FatStafford vs Truthbiscuit may actually qualify that as the NarcolepsyBowl

Wakezilla

Thank god my students are running late today. I just opened up another tab and saw that I surprisingly forgot to delete my history. That would have been a little awkward.

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litre_cola

Were you on Cat Fancier.com?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Why would they see it? Why don’t you use Incognito mode?

Gratliff

Reading some of the reviews for The Last Jedi (which was good), particularly the comments (why are you doing this, stupid?), and holy shit do the nerds get angry at minor bullshit. Even as a fan of the extended universe who will forever hold it against George Lucas for making the prequels instead of Timothy Zahn’s books which will forever be episodes 7-9 for me, it’s weird to me how obsessive people are about the details. My only real problem with the movie is they didn’t refer to computer hacking as “slicing”. Other than that, everything fits in the universe in some way. People just want to hate things.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

People just want to hate things.

Absolutely! Things that don’t matter, things that if they’d do just a tiny bit of research would be explained, irrational, broad, silly hate, etc. It makes people feel superior to these thing and communal to those that hate with them. People are great.

Wakezilla

I’m not much of a fan of Star Wars, but see the movies with my dad because what the hell else are we going to talk about? Anyway, in terms of storyline, what happened in terms of why there’s another rebellion? Didn’t the rebellion win after number 6? So how did things get shitty again?

Gratliff

Even before Disney blew up the extended universe and stripped it of canon status, the war didn’t end at 6. In the Zahn books, Grand Admiral Thrawn is the last surviving admiral of the Empire and takes command of the remaining forces a full 5 years after the end of Jedi. He leads a series of successful counter attacks after finding a missing fleet of Katana dreadnaught ships with cloaking capabilities.

Gratliff

That being said, I’m not read up on the new canon, but this should help delve into it.
https://screenrant.com/star-wars-events-between-return-jedi-force-awakens/

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog
rockingdog

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

The Nerds are back on their bullshit.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

The Internet: People just want to hate things™

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

rockingdog
rockingdog

Heads up guys, some french guy just sailed around the world solo in 43 days.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

AND BOY, ARE HIS ARM TIRED!

*this pun does not work here.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

What the hell is going on here???

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I am guessing here, but I would assume group sex homemade or cheap porn with the cat [Spot] asking the same question you just did, but with sound affects.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve seen things man….bad things which can’t be unseen….
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King Hippo

fightin’ fuckin’ it’s all teh same…

theeWeeBabySeamus

But it is a lot of seasick masturbating….so maybe it does.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

HE AMBIDEXTROUS TOO?!?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m not my own supervisor!!

Truer words……

Senor Weaselo

“Damn it.” -Phineas Fogg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is damn good work. Phineas had no GPS tho.

rockingdog
rockingdog
rockingdog
rockingdog
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/cdc-gets-list-of-forbidden-words-fetus-transgender-diversity/ar-BBGNo02?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=ieslice

Policy analysts at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta were told of the list of forbidden words at a meeting Thursday with senior CDC officials who oversee the budget, according to an analyst who took part in the 90-minute briefing. The forbidden words are “vulnerable,” “entitlement,” “diversity,” “transgender,” “fetus,” “evidence-based” and “science-based.”

rockingdog
rockingdog

LOL its like they want to piss off scientists.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Idiots are one thing; when you have to go to extreme lengths to PROVE you are idiots; that is a whole new level.

Gratliff

Luckily, proofs are only a misdemeanor.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Physics class nightmare induced.

King Hippo

fascism is the new black!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

The sad thing is that this is the same shit previous Republican adminstrations have done.

scotchnaut
Wakezilla

Hot taek: Die Hard and Frozen are not Christmas movies. Neither really address Christmas and could have just as easily taken place anytime.

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litre_cola

Life of Brian is more Christmas than those 2.

rockingdog
rockingdog

I would totally commit Snowmanslaughter to go to dinner with her.

bk109
bk109

Hah, you want a proper Christmas movie? Escape to Victory.. no idea why, but it’s become a goddamn staple of the holiday season 😀

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Balls recommends Love Actually.

King Hippo

I have never seen, and never will see, Frozen.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I actually tried to take the niece to see it, and then later to watch it on ppv. She refused both. I’ve never been more proud of the little idiot.

rockingdog
rockingdog

good on you!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I KNOW; fucking Nazis, right?!

Gratliff

I would say thank god for only having a son, but I saw Cars 2 six times and it made me wish for Owen Wilson’s death.

rockingdog
rockingdog

hahahaha 6 times wow
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Gratliff

A drop in the ocean next to the viewings of the original Cars. Well, the second original Cars. Not Doc Hollywood. I bitched about the ripped off plot every time I saw it and no one cared.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t know anything about it other than it is a typical product placement kid movie. What is so controversial or devastatingly horrible about it?

Gratliff

There’s nothing particularly evil about it. It’s just the worst Pixar movie in a walk. Disappointing given their track record, especially around the time it came out.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Just looked it up; it has a Kristen Bell nude scene? I’d see that.

*May not be getting accurate information.

Gratliff

Well, Pixar’s M.O. has always been including something to make it worthwhile for adults

theeWeeBabySeamus

Minions or gtfo.
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rockingdog
rockingdog

Get me my machine gun. I wonder what their insides look like……

Gratliff

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

God Damn It

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Are you trying to start WWIII?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

She’s cute, but then I see this and I return to thoughts of beating to death the man who thought this was a good costume.

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King Hippo

$575 worth of bets placed, including $100 moneyline on…..

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!!

/only NFL bet of the week

$200 on Boise +7, $100 +245 Moneyline
$100 on CO State -3.5 (+105)
$75 on Arkie State -3 (+105)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You really do need an intervention Art.

King Hippo

nah, just needed something to take my mind off work depression, and this was way better than going to a strip club and/or getting shitfaced

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

[calculates $575 in strip club…..]….[Guesses Hippo already has nice couch.]

But you get angry and depressed when you lose.

King Hippo

/also hate myself after the strip club experience

//hangs over very badly

///I feel GREAT when I win/break even, plus I am generally better at JV – plus dumb luck says I probably won’t miss on everything

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

All-righty.

King Hippo

hey, I’m not saying it’s a good idea just that ah hate mahself and all impulses are self-destructtive so what the fuck

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yep, you are not hurting someone, maybe except slave labor bookies.

Also; DO you have a nice couch? $575 would also get a nice Lazy-buoy for teh teevees.

King Hippo

oh yeah, my couch is super nice. Only thing I lack is one of those uber-supportive Swedish recliners but those are like $3k. Problem is with the PeyPey neck, nothing is really comfortable without constant change

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Swedish recliner; hopefully with a happy ending.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Art Schlichter jokes? I love you guys.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I considered Boise moneyline, but I have enough riding on the Bears today already. If they manage to win, I’ll screw around tomorrow with the grand that brings in.

King Hippo

Fat Stafford could die at any moment due to his blowed up throwing hand, plus I have Fuck Lions D/ST in money league, so not a bad bet.

But the Bearistocrats! coming through 2 weeks in a row…

theeWeeBabySeamus

I got ’em at +230 before the lines narrowed.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“The lines narrowed?!?!?” OH NO!!”

-Jim Irsay

theeWeeBabySeamus

But I also am starting Theo Riddick in DFO league sooooo….

I should go buy some booze.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Let us know what booze you get.

litre_cola

OOOh we get some hot Carolina AT&T v Grumbling State. Is that where Belicheck went to school?

litre_cola

And no mention of Scotland… Hangs head and goes back inside.

King Hippo

Isn’t that ’cause Scotland never had more than 2 sides that were worth a shit, then 1 of said 2 basically went bankrupt in a Ponzi scheme and is now essentially Villa/QPR-caliber?

litre_cola

Well Hearts was owned by a Lithuanian gangster so they have that going for them.

rockingdog
rockingdog
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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rockingdog
rockingdog

The weirdest part of the new Star Wars is when Chewbacca turns toward the camera and lights up a Marlboro.

litre_cola

That’s good product placement. Question, is Chewbacca a “bear”? He is hairy and always in the company of his partner Han.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He should quit; just think if the fur caught fire.

Wakezilla

How’re we doing today? I’m working 9 hours today, so, I’m. . . not doing too well.

/stupid Vancouver being expensive

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King Hippo

I have had a terrible week at work. Everybody shit on Hippo week is never my favourite, thank fuck I’m not German I wud be even MOAR of a pariah ,, smh

Wakezilla

Oh man, that’s brutal. I’m glad I’m not in your predicament. I have a lot of people going to me for help–apparently I work with a lot of people who can’t take more than 5 seconds to think through a fucking problem– which I normally wouldn’t mind except I’m really busy myself.

King Hippo

yeah, I’ve been crazy busy too and thought I had been doing a good job keeping crucial strategic clients happy…the shitting was especially dispiriting

/this is why one should have no pride in career, I mean I try not to but I like doing my best for my clients whatever the disdain for corporate masters

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rockingdog
rockingdog

Her friends are pretty hot.

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Wakezilla

Breaking: Ivanka Trump declares war on Christmas. Turns out her husband wasn’t one of the good ones afterall, SMH.

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Lots of photopshop editing and she’s still barely human

rockingdog
rockingdog

Boom!!!!! MArcos Alonso with the goal!!!!!
Chelsea takes the lead!!!!

Wakezilla

Sam Allardyce is what would have happened had Pete Rose not been banned from baseball. Interesting.

King Hippo

Pretty much. Same level of fat, stupid, self-importance.

theeWeeBabySeamus

This looks fun…
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scotchnaut

What are they going to do in the middle of the lake? I didn’t see any paddles. How are they going to get back to shore-swim? Why are kids so stupid these days? When I was a kid I was really smart.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Throw Ted in the lake and then get the paddles that are stored in the bottom of the bot (so nobody gets impaled on impact) and row back…..Ted really had to go.

I was smart when I was a kid too; I have the scars to prove it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

[looks for gif of being impaled by a paddle]

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m thinking sitting behind Melissa is the way to go…. slide forward on impact “Ooops.”

scotchnaut

/Watching “Four Christmases and a Wedding” to see if Markie Post can still ‘bring it’.

litre_cola

Was sexy lady during the Night Court days

theeWeeBabySeamus

Why is your phone trying to sell you Ivanka Trump’s Ruffled Scuba Sheath? Also, that sounds funny. Good price tho.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I thought her ruffled sheath was daddy’s.

rockingdog
rockingdog
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://boingboing.net/2017/12/14/cheap-sellouts.html

Some got some nice presents already.

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scotchnaut

“EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE-AMERICA MUST GO!”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You got it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Great return on investment.

scotchnaut

I was thinking the very same thing-“that’s all it cost?”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

10 to 1 over, say five years? Sweet!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog
rockingdog

Kevin Hart is on SNL tonight. Ill probably catch that tomorrow morning before NFL football…..

rockingdog
rockingdog

Yes!!
Got some coffee and done with snow shoveling.
GOOOOOOO CHELSEA!!!!!

Don T

Woof. Thorough ass kicking at Lester. Oh yeah, I saw it. The DirecTV came to my house today (José, pictured):
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Where do things stand in the battle of DonT vs the billing department?

Fronkenshteen

Hey! There’s NFL tonight!

King Hippo

chuh chuh!!

litre_cola

Ya, totally forgot and picked up a bartending shift for a Xmas party. It will be lucrative but I DO THIS EVERY YEAR ON NFL SATURDAYS! I swear I forget and say hell yeah I could make some bank and BOOM Gooddell and his fucking Saturday games.

MitchKissingTitsbisky
MitchKissingTitsbisky

Coffee brewing. Morning dump engaged. Had a dream where I ate a spider that turned out to be alive and then ended with myself and Ted Nugent trying kill each other while Steven Crowder tried to keep the peace.

Don T

Did the spider lay eggs on your pancreas? That’s my biggest concern. Them rent-control regulations are a pinko scam.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I am hoping Ted died a terrible death.

rockingdog
rockingdog

Thats heavy…… hahahah yikes!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The dump?