TGISF… AKA “Oh Baby It’s Cold Outside” Sexy Friday Open Thread

I’m pretty certain that this is the latest I’ve ever been in starting on TGISF.  I can’t be certain, because I tend to stay drunk and/or high whenever possible these days, but I’m pretty sure.

/checks clock

//checks calendar

Yikes.  Yep.  It’s currently 12:40am on Friday, December the 15th.  Usually I’m more or less finished and only need to proofread/edit on the day of.  Yet here I am, drunk, sleepy and way totes not ready.  I need to be relieved of my duties.  Please.

/blinks twice

//no one responds

*sigh*  Now I know how Melania feels.

Why am I so late this week?  Nunya biznatch.  Let’s call it a “confluence of events”.  Only some  of which were under my control.

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Let’s Figure Out A Theme, Shall We?

We could choose a princess out of the hat.  There’s plenty of them still in there.  It could even be one of the handful I’ve been saving for special occasions.  But that feels wrong.  I’d even call it “cheap”.  Especially considering I took that easy way out last week (no ofence to Jamie Chung intended, of course) when I actually had a valid excuse for doing so.

Nope, I will not denigrate any of our “on deck” special princesses with the tag of being a “cheap out”.  They deserve better than that.  Besides, that’s me…not them.

But again, why so late this week?  Well, I won’t say I was just lazy, exactly.  For someone with no job and no significant other, you’d think I’d have a bit more free time to masturb…..errrrrr, write.  Yet it never seems to work out that way.  Even as cold as it’s been for the past coupla weeks, and I can no longer get much done outside, it still seems my time is not my own.

Meh, why change now?  I’ll masturbate when I’m dead.  Not that I’m saying I masturbate outside in the cold.  Also, not that I’m saying I don’t.  STOP GRILLING ME DAMMIT!!!!

But I digress…

Yes, it’s been cold lately.  While it’s not technically winter yet, it freaking feels like it around here lately.  So fine, let’s go with it, shall we?

WINTER SEXY!!!!!!

(but nawt hawliday sexy because that would mess up next week and the week after so no…just cold)

I was in the pool!!!!!!!!

Never mind.

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I’m Sick Of Hearing About Star Wars

I don’t really have any other point here than what that header says.  Oh, and also that people like this are idiots.  But I suppose it’s no worse than his mom’s basement, so who am I to judge?

Still though….  Fuck Star Wars.

But I have to admit, they do have some funny memes…

Still though, fuck Star Wars.

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Sports Which Make Your Blood Run Cold

NFL

Donks showed up in Indy last night and…well…  (ahem) …  Once Mingo dropped a little Siemian (yes, I still think I’m funny with that one), then…  ChewBrocka (did I mention…fuck Star Wars?) came in cold like he was on Hoth.  Then calmly made his own Kessel Run (I can’t take credit for that one, I heard it on NFL network this morning).  Donks win, but this was not the draft position they were looking for (get it?).  OK, enough of that. 25-13 Final.

Saturday/Sunday/Monday Schedule

NHL

TV Tonight:

• Los Angeles @ NYR – 7:00pmEST – TV: NHLN

Full Schedule

NBA

TV Tonight:

• OKC @ Philly – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
• San Antonio @ Houston – 9:30pmEST – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

NCAA Basketball

Top 25 TV Tonight:  None, but if you’re starved for college bb, there’s a coupla crappy games on..

• S. Dakota State @ Colorado – 8:00pmEST – TV: PAC12N
• Maryland-E. Shore @ Creighton – 8:00pmEST – TV: FS1

Full Schedule

NCAA Football

Still only the JV of the JV tonight, but it’s the FCS raging semis!!!!  Sorry, I thought it was funny.

TV Tonight:

• FCS Semifinal #1 – (2)N. Dakota State vs (6)Sam Houston State – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
• DIII Nat’l Championship – Mount Union vs Mary Hardin-Baylor – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU

FCS Semifinal #2 between (1)James Madison and (5)S. Dakota State is tomorrow (4:30pmEST – TV: ESPNU).  As is the first round of FBS Bowl Games, which won’t be good, but you know you’ll watch anyway.

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Winter Sexy Time

So, why did I decide on this theme this week?  Well, it really was probably roughly 90% me being lazy and procrastinating.  But I had already been considering this one after an exchange in the comments some weeks ago about the “attraction” towards the shift to fall/winter fashions once the weather started turning colder.  ie, a lovely lady who knows how to dress, even if that means being a bit “bundled up” once the weather turns colder, is still just as attractive.  Sometimes, the more left to the imagination, the better.

Also, sometimes not.  I mean let’s not get crazy just because it’s cold out.

Enjoy…

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…

And by snow I mean…  Well, never mind.

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Winter Sexy Equal Time

This week, by request, I’m bringing back “Equal Time Foar Teh Ladies”.  Thanks for voicing the request.  You know who you are.

Enjoy…

Hehehehe, sorry.  I’ll make it up to the ladies with something classy now…

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Once Again…

…I’m at a loss for how to close things out this week.  So here’s something random.

Blue Jays are assholes.

No, not those Blue Jays.  Welllll….not only  those Blue Jays.  But that is a good excuse to post this again…

Hehehehehe….it never gets old.

But I digress…

No, I’m talking about actual Blue Jays.  The birds.  They always show up when the cold hits and they’re always assholes.  They fight not only with each other, but with every other bird in the area.  I have some of my own photos of them, but none which illustrate what jerks they are.  But this does….

In general I try to let nature do its own thing and not get involved.  Blue Jay on Blue Jay violence?  I don’t really care.  I’m sure they’ve all earned it in one way or another, little jerks that they are.

But I will admit that I have thrown acorns and even the occasional rock at Blue Jays when they were being assholes and ganging up on non-Blue Jays.  Even as recently as this morning.

Anywhoooooo…..

Stay warm and have a great weekend everyone.

Love ya’s.

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