TGISF… AKA “Oh Baby It’s Cold Outside” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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I’m pretty certain that this is the latest I’ve ever been in starting on TGISF.  I can’t be certain, because I tend to stay drunk and/or high whenever possible these days, but I’m pretty sure.

/checks clock

//checks calendar

Yikes.  Yep.  It’s currently 12:40am on Friday, December the 15th.  Usually I’m more or less finished and only need to proofread/edit on the day of.  Yet here I am, drunk, sleepy and way totes not ready.  I need to be relieved of my duties.  Please.

/blinks twice

//no one responds

*sigh*  Now I know how Melania feels.

Why am I so late this week?  Nunya biznatch.  Let’s call it a “confluence of events”.  Only some  of which were under my control.

 

Let’s Figure Out A Theme, Shall We?

We could choose a princess out of the hat.  There’s plenty of them still in there.  It could even be one of the handful I’ve been saving for special occasions.  But that feels wrong.  I’d even call it “cheap”.  Especially considering I took that easy way out last week (no ofence to Jamie Chung intended, of course) when I actually had a valid excuse for doing so.

Nope, I will not denigrate any of our “on deck” special princesses with the tag of being a “cheap out”.  They deserve better than that.  Besides, that’s me…not them.

But again, why so late this week?  Well, I won’t say I was just lazy, exactly.  For someone with no job and no significant other, you’d think I’d have a bit more free time to masturb…..errrrrr, write.  Yet it never seems to work out that way.  Even as cold as it’s been for the past coupla weeks, and I can no longer get much done outside, it still seems my time is not my own.

Meh, why change now?  I’ll masturbate when I’m dead.  Not that I’m saying I masturbate outside in the cold.  Also, not that I’m saying I don’t.  STOP GRILLING ME DAMMIT!!!!

But I digress…

Yes, it’s been cold lately.  While it’s not technically winter yet, it freaking feels like it around here lately.  So fine, let’s go with it, shall we?

WINTER SEXY!!!!!!

(but nawt hawliday sexy because that would mess up next week and the week after so no…just cold)

I was in the pool!!!!!!!!

Never mind.

I’m Sick Of Hearing About Star Wars

I don’t really have any other point here than what that header says.  Oh, and also that people like this are idiots.  But I suppose it’s no worse than his mom’s basement, so who am I to judge?

Still though….  Fuck Star Wars.

But I have to admit, they do have some funny memes…

Still though, fuck Star Wars.

Sports Which Make Your Blood Run Cold

NFL

Donks showed up in Indy last night and…well…  (ahem) …  Once Mingo dropped a little Siemian (yes, I still think I’m funny with that one), then…  ChewBrocka (did I mention…fuck Star Wars?) came in cold like he was on Hoth.  Then calmly made his own Kessel Run (I can’t take credit for that one, I heard it on NFL network this morning).  Donks win, but this was not the draft position they were looking for (get it?).  OK, enough of that. 25-13 Final.

Saturday/Sunday/Monday Schedule

NHL

TV Tonight:

  • Los Angeles @ NYR – 7:00pmEST – TV: NHLN

Full Schedule

NBA

TV Tonight:

  • OKC @ Philly – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
  • San Antonio @ Houston – 9:30pmEST – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

NCAA Basketball

Top 25 TV Tonight:  None, but if you’re starved for college bb, there’s a coupla crappy games on..

  • S. Dakota State @ Colorado – 8:00pmEST – TV: PAC12N
  • Maryland-E. Shore @ Creighton – 8:00pmEST – TV: FS1

Full Schedule

NCAA Football

Still only the JV of the JV tonight, but it’s the FCS raging semis!!!!  Sorry, I thought it was funny.

TV Tonight:

  • FCS Semifinal #1 – (2)N. Dakota State vs (6)Sam Houston State – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
  • DIII Nat’l Championship – Mount Union vs Mary Hardin-Baylor – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU

FCS Semifinal #2 between (1)James Madison and (5)S. Dakota State is tomorrow (4:30pmEST – TV: ESPNU).  As is the first round of FBS Bowl Games, which won’t be good, but you know you’ll watch anyway.

Winter Sexy Time

So, why did I decide on this theme this week?  Well, it really was probably roughly 90% me being lazy and procrastinating.  But I had already been considering this one after an exchange in the comments some weeks ago about the “attraction” towards the shift to fall/winter fashions once the weather started turning colder.  ie, a lovely lady who knows how to dress, even if that means being a bit “bundled up” once the weather turns colder, is still just as attractive.  Sometimes, the more left to the imagination, the better.

Also, sometimes not.  I mean let’s not get crazy just because it’s cold out.

Enjoy…

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…

And by snow I mean…  Well, never mind.

Winter Sexy Equal Time

This week, by request, I’m bringing back “Equal Time Foar Teh Ladies”.  Thanks for voicing the request.  You know who you are.

Enjoy…

Hehehehe, sorry.  I’ll make it up to the ladies with something classy now…

 

Once Again…

…I’m at a loss for how to close things out this week.  So here’s something random.

Blue Jays are assholes.

No, not those Blue Jays.  Welllll….not only  those Blue Jays.  But that is a good excuse to post this again…

Hehehehehe….it never gets old.

But I digress…

No, I’m talking about actual Blue Jays.  The birds.  They always show up when the cold hits and they’re always assholes.  They fight not only with each other, but with every other bird in the area.  I have some of my own photos of them, but none which illustrate what jerks they are.  But this does….

In general I try to let nature do its own thing and not get involved.  Blue Jay on Blue Jay violence?  I don’t really care.  I’m sure they’ve all earned it in one way or another, little jerks that they are.

But I will admit that I have thrown acorns and even the occasional rock at Blue Jays when they were being assholes and ganging up on non-Blue Jays.  Even as recently as this morning.

 

Anywhoooooo…..

Stay warm and have a great weekend everyone.

Love ya’s.

Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme?  Drop me a line…

twbs@doorfliesopen.com

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

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Doktor Zymm

I’m too old for this shit

Doktor Zymm

I have no idea what the record willshow, but i’ve turned down a lot of gross shit tonight.

Senor Weaselo

I smell stories!

ballsofsteelandfury

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ballsofsteelandfury

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Did someone say Girl Band?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is it wrong that I ended a Chanukah party with a game of Secret Hitler?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

No

Beastmode Ate My Baby

IWDB demanding girl band representation.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

We scared the kids off. Just as well. Their Pearl Jam-lovin’ asses are far too tender to handle MF&tGG…

laserguru

If we’re gonna get after it, I’m gonna get after it.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I’ll never not +1 the fucking Ramones. My love affair with that band has lasted almost 4 decades (so far).

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Iggy gonna Iggy.

laserguru

Alright.

laserguru

So it’s like that?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Moar Punk Rock!

Fuck the Haters, Fuck the Man, Fuck the World.

laserguru

Oh there you are.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

You guys have shitty taste. Your whiny music sucks.

This has been a Public Service Announcement

Senor Weaselo

I was gonna say if it wasn’t that there would Ben problems.

laserguru

That’s a solid music choice right there.

Senor Weaselo

Well I had a stressful afternoon. Lessee, my violin was opened a crack and I was worried the snow had breached (fortunately it didn’t). Then I learned about the advantages and disadvantages about turning traction control on and off. Turning it off’s smart for going up the hill! Less smart for braking downhill. But I didn’t rear-end the car in front of me. Then I thought I lost my wallet while I ate dinner, but it was between the car door and my seat.

So yeah, my adrenal gland is less than pleased, but it all worked for not the worst.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Gotta protect that crack

Senor Weaselo

I mean the case was opened a crack, but… yes

Doktor Zymm

Jameroquoi! And no I have no idea how to spell that

laserguru

Submitted for Dok’s approval.

WCS

If we’re going to do Pearl Jam, let’s do mutherfucking Pearl Jam:

laserguru

Holy shit! Live from Moline Illinois! Former home town.

WCS

Okay, so you’ve done time in the Quad Cities, and Kazakhstan… The next DFO meetup needs to be out here, East and such. I could pick yinz brain for six hours.

Senor Weaselo

Hot sauce expo! Hot sauce expo!
/Will only be there Sunday
//nomonkeyfun came last year

laserguru

Say “When.”

WCS

“When” is whenever you Left Coast dickfaces decide to stop hoarding it all to yourselves…

laserguru

We’ve had serious discussions about New Orleans next November or some such.

Figured we could triangulate.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

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laserguru

I drove through Ohio. Entire goddamn state from west to east.

It was a state.

Midwestern in fact.

laserguru

I’ve got da riddum running all troo me.

laserguru

Goddamn West Coast difference.

WCS

Move to where time really matters.

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laserguru

But I’ve still got life and visuals.
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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I’m off to get cold

WCS

So… you’re either spending time with my mother-in-law, or you’re freezing to death?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I kind of want to go get ice cream. It’s currently 39° and I’m comfortable here, but also ice cream.

Doktor Zymm

Holy shit. Longview.

Doktor Zymm

Longview is my second favorite song about masturbation

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Doktor Zymm

Interesting twist on the toothed vagina theme

Gratliff

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Fuck it, I’m going deep.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

um……k.

Doktor Zymm

Joy Division on, Warsaw. This place is aight. I’ll go ahead and benefit of the doubt assume the dillys were ironic or some hipster shit, not quite as bad

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

More Felicity

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Doktor Zymm

Yegads, a couple of idiots at this bar just said dilly dilly

Shogun Marcus

SMOTE THEM.

Gratliff

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WCS

Let me guess: there’s over 50 beers on tap, and over a hundred bottle choices from all over the world. They chose Bud Light.

Doktor Zymm

Well no, it’s a cash only dive with sapporo, fat tire and something I can’t see on tap. But still.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Watched The Last Jedi tonight, came home looking for something funny I haven’t seen yet and settled on Toast of London, and there’s a young(er) Daisy Ridley as a stagehand acting opposite Matt Berry of IT Crowd fame.

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Shogun Marcus

Been meaning to give that…a shot.
/how is?

Gratliff

Weird, but good weird. His character is pretty much the same, which is all I wanted, really.

Doktor Zymm

Spaceology!

Doktor Zymm

So, yeah, all you people who told me the weather here is awful? You are all crazy bananas

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Like you said before; it doesn’t freeze there, it is cold if you are used to a warm climate.

http://www.intellicast.com/Local/History.aspx?location=USCA0987

Doktor Zymm

I get that, context is important, but saying I would hate it with full knowledge I’m coming from Chicago is definitely ignoring context 🙂

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m guessing people from southern climes come there in the summer expecting it to be warm or hot and it is not. From my context in December it felt great in a t-shirt, but the locals had coats on.

Doktor Zymm

That sounds about right.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

T-shirt WITH pants on; they didn’t let me in the first restaurant without, so I obliged, even if it inhibited my free and comfortable spirit.

Doktor Zymm

You seem like an excellent utilikilt kinda guy. Then if they deny you entry just claim discrimination

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That might work, plus I could use the expression “Yar be blowin’ weed smoke up me kilt ar’n’t cha?”

herodotus450
herodotus450

You talking bout Cuba?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

This has shown up before, but bears repeating given today’s theme.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Bill Murray has his needs!

Shogun Marcus

ballsofsteelandfury

In case tWBS is still around…

It was 80 degrees today in LA. If I didn’t have to work at 6, I’d have gone surfing.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I hate you.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

Plus, there is snow in the mountains. Perfect time to do the SoCal Daily Double!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Let it happen.

The Carolina Panthers today announced it has commenced an internal investigation into allegations of workplace misconduct against the team’s owner and founder, Jerry Richardson.

http://www.panthers.com/news/article-2/Panthers-statement-on-internal-investigation/7f04eedd-f208-49a0-9b4c-5585bae98863

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

No matter how hot a woman is, some man somewhere is sick of her shit. I don’t know exactly what it is, but I do not like her. She’s hot, but also …

Sorry.

Doktor Zymm

And she’s sick of his, parity!

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

She doesn’t even know I exist (I don’t think).

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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