Is everything going to plan? I hope you and yours (if you’ve got a ‘yours’-I didn’t for the longest time and it was a mixed blessing) have got your shit together and are in the home stretch as far as getting organmazized. I only just now figured out that there’s no nighter tonight due to the double-header on tap tomorrow. I’ll not likely be able to catch the first one-I’ll be chained to a stove cooking my buttocks off or chained to a boring conversation having my ear chewed off. (“Do you know Fred Sassafrass? No? Let me tell you some juicy gossip about him anyway.”) I DON’T CARE! Guh. It’s the same damn thing every time. Are the in-laws happy for someone when they do well for themselves? That would balance things out a bit. But no, that never happens. Forget about this silly tangent of mine. TO THE GAMES!
Jacksonville/San Fran:
Both have won 4 of their last 5 so it’s a bit interesting but not all that much. It’s good to see that there is life in the Niners after the acquisition of The World According to Janine Garoppolo. He’s been hitting at a 69% rate and will likely end up being the team leader in throwing yards having started a measely five whole games! He might end up being what Jerry Richardson calls “one of the good ones” but for now he’s simply hopped over a very low bar.
Seattle/Dallas:
YAY! The “FEED ME” gesture is back and ready to make this cranky old fart toss something towards the TV tube. (not that close-she’s a beauty) With Atlanta crapping all over the field as of 3:48 EST, this game looks like a “separating the wheat from the chaff” type game. That excellent Seahawks run D you’ve heard about over the years gave up almost 250 yards vs. the Rammers last week. Oof.
New York Giants/Arizona:
Many have said that… Blech! Why bother? You’re not watching this travesty unfold.
Game on, Frenchy!
Dan Bailey is the Cowboys MVP this year.
FGs, the way, the truth, and the light
just found this….
Coach andy Reid says Merry Christmas!!!!!!!! AFC WEST champs!
“What a ham!”
“Where’s the ham?”
– Everyone not named A. Reid
DOINK!
Dak got popped on the keeper.
send out the FG unit, Princeton boy
I think I’d really enjoy spending an evening with her.
No, not like that. I just find her very engaging and humorous.
Am I mistaken, or did Dak Dak Dak get worse again?
Back from mass…Haslam has not died in agony…
I must find a new deity to worship.
Maybe look through history for one that was big into human sacrifice?
http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/aztec-human-sacrifice-codex-photo-researchers.jpg
Yeah i am thinking Aztec Death God…
Feeling liek another FG!
stop saying that!
Anyone here have any experience with tinnitis? I’ve had it for about two weeks. Any suggestions other than going full Van Gogh?
That won’t work.
It doesn’t help the voices either. Or so I’ve been told.
(in all seriousness, anything changed in diet recently? More alcohol can do it fwiw, but I’m not judging)
No real changes that I’m aware of, other than continuing to age gracefully. It’s in my left ear and it is maddening, especially when trying to sleep. Which I guess is probably what the Xanax is for. I better get a referral to a specialist on the next visit or I’mma start setting fires.
The fact that it started suddenly is significant I would think.
Dance like no one else is listening, because they aren’t? Though Wikipedia says that some forms of tinnitus can be heard by someone else, called objective tinnitus
I’ve had it for 15 years. I tell everyone about it so that I can tune out everyone. “What? Talk into my good ear. Sorry, still can’t hear you.”
If it’s really bothering you, seeing a real medical professional that isn’t the internet is probably your best move
I saw my new doctor, since my old one retired. He pulled on my ears and asked if that hurt, looked at each ear for a good, oh, five seconds apiece, and then gave me Xanax for reasons I don’t fully understand. Whole thing took 5 minutes. I go back 1/3.
Figured the internet could do at least as well as my soon-to-be-former doctor.
O-line? More like NO-line, amiright?!
wee, ride the Wilson pony!
As a Cowboys fan I am very excited to turn on my TV and find that, for geography reasons, I will get to enjoy the 2-12 Giants take on the 6-8 Cardinals in a game that not even the mothers of the players on the field have any interest in.
“You’ll get the highlights of your game at the half. Not sit down, shut up and drink your incredibly tasty Bud Light.”
-The NFL
“And buy a pretend game-worn jersey, ya miser!”
But nawt Papa John’s.
AMIRITE????
Even after the P*ts win, I thought benching Brady was smrt.
I might have been mildly mistaken.
Hunter Sharp? The Giants practice squad roster is Mariana Trench deep.
Howdy folks. Merry Christmas Eve to y’all. Hope Santa brings you everything you want!*
*Not you, Roy Moore
What Roy wants is still at the mall.
Waiting for a ride from Mom?
Grumble grumble Did someone mention mothers? Grumble
At least I didn’t say anything about wives.
Yet.
😛
He can’t be a mall santa. Since, you know, the whole banned from the mall thing
WOO!!!! That’s how you offense, DAL
in comes the NC State guy to make all teh defensing penalties
He learnt it honest.
Controversial opinion: Megatron > Fitzgerald > Rice
I probably still have Rice above Fitty but I agree with the Megatron part
Mitchell>Pinkston>McMullen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls794MhIkU4&ab_channel=delagolf2k
Correct.
Rice played in the west coast system, his receptions were basically handoffs.
Moss > Megatron > Rice
There’s Eli with the Xmas pick. Actually, he’s into the whole Xmas giveaway thing pretty much every week during the regular season
the guy just wants to go and open his gifts.
What’s a Chris Godwin?
Related: What’s a Jakeem Grant?
Think FG, Dallas. TDs are stoopid.
LMAO
Hippo speaks poison. do not listen to him.
you can win 15-14 on 5 FGs. I would accept that.
Benching Fitzgerald was obviously stupid too.
Jeebus….if these guys would just do good on the right weeks I’d be fucking unbeatable.
Ifs & buts
Nuts
Happy Christmas
Etc.
I thought Don Meredith was ded.
Also…shut up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtGxusvUT3k
theres my JAX defense…. oh yea!
Only 4 Pro Bowlers this year-seems low.
What the hell? I might win my HRTF matchup this week?
C’mon, Hippo, I expect better of you.
yeah, you beat me ded, hearty congrats
Oh relax…it’s just the match up of who gets raped by Brocky next week.
Settle down.
That’s my point! I don’t wanna get raped by Brocky! I was leaving that for Hippo!
You’re the commish. You can kick him out of the league this week then win by default.
please to start guarding Fitty, Los Gigantes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpCc_86yf6s
Oh look, it’s the “B” team-Buck/Aikman.
Wheeeee! Boxing Days Ads!
what’s up with the Jags?
Back on their Even Week Bullshit?
/or just a bit of a letdown week with not much realistically to play for since NE won, plus SF playing super well of late
Is there some embarrassing term that sounds like vaqueros?
Ouch, that hit on Dak looked nasty.
Who’s terrible idea was it for me not to start Ted Ginn?
I was the one who said you should
Common sense’s? I mean seriously, who guessed?
OK, time to break open the bourbon I guess.
But first, Advil.
Bourbon gives me a headache.
NAMESAKE MENTION!
This is the only thing I like about Cowboys games.
Taco with pressure? Seahawks must have a shitty line.
Wilson’s legs are Seattle’s entire O-line
Taco did a good?
I really don’t give two shits if DAL wins, so long as they don’t cover. Pretty sure RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! would just murder them again in the Wild Card round.
I don’t want Zeke getting a playoff bonus
Honest show of hands: Who would watch Vince McMahon’s XFL-revival?
it would need to be spring ball.
Can I gamble on it? Then yes.
I watched like 10 minutes of the first match last time, got super bored and never watched again. Don’t care for “sports-themed entertainment.”
No NBA, no rasslin’ etc.
Huge wrestling and football fan and watched less of it than this. The only good things to come out of the XFL were He Hate Me and Skycam.
I liked rasslin’ when I was younger, but I never liked McMahon’s outfit. Too soap opera-ish. I watched the other (NWA?) where Rock ‘n’ Roll Express and Dusty Rhodes competed. At least at first.
Which one is Alexa Bliss in again?
Doesn’t matter, that’s the one I like even tho I don’t watch.
Alexa’s development from standard eye candy diva to one of the best workers in the company in a few years has been a great surprise. Also, best expressions in the business by a country mile.
NWA still exists with Billy Fucking Corgan running the show. It shared the same talent pool as WCW early on, but was a separate entity throughout. It’s more like an umbrella for all the smaller territories to operate under. AAA in Mexico does similar, with Lucha Underground being a territory within it for example. Where I’m going with this is that WWE brought in Ron Killings to be Road Dogg’s happy rapping black friend for a while. He then went to NWA and became the first Black NWA Champion, 50 years after its creation. When he went back to WWE with that accomplishment and legacy, they…made him R-Truth. The fun dancing rap guy, except when he wrestled against John Cena, then they put him in a flak jacket and made him dangerous black dancing rap guy. The point is, WWE is fucking awful, but it has all the performers I like, even the ones from the indies and Japan I’ve loved for years.
NBA is great Hippo. it’s going to overtake the NFL.
no and no
Jaguar Defense attack!
They can hold their breath for longer than I would have thought!
My fantasy lead is 54. I have Bailey and Engram today, Hopkins on Shitsmas.
Fading FItty, Baldwin, Basketball Jones (Graham). Would like not to need ANYTHING tomorrow, eh?
I think it’s rather ironic I get to yell JuJu tomorrow.
Then again, I’m a hellbound asshole.
My first thought is always JuJuBees
Christ was a Jew ,, (really stupid) ppl forget that
Giants/cardinals in english, or seathruthers/moocows in spanish. Easy choice!
I would be interested to know how the “truther” concept translates en espanol, por favor.
Sadly Fox Sports en Espanol has not adopted our alternate team nicknames
que lastima
Hate the Boyz, can’t cheer for them.
Hate the Truthers more.
So, rooting for maximum chaos.
I should start drankin’ fo’ realz now I guess.
i just started myself.
I gotta be ready when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down the chimney later.
I got a bone to pick with that guy.
Haven’t touched anything yet myself. These last two days have been weird…
I am here for the pre-Post Season Dallas Playoff Collapse
Well here we are, I have to cheer for the Seatruthers. What a world.
It’s hard, but it’s for the best
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve said that…..
Make me money, SeaTruthers!!
/also Fighting Tomsulas. youse another moneyline
Here we go Cowboy haters.