Here’s your first of 11 playoff games to enjoy as the 2017/18 season begins the old wind-down. It doesn’t seem on the surface to be that sexy a tilt but one team will advance and the other will call it a day so I guess it’s got that going for it. Shall we jump in? TO THE GAME!
TITANS/CHIEFS:
KC is much like most teams in that they tend to win when they get turnovers. In their ten wins they forced 25 of them. I mention this because qb Mariota has regressed this year and has a non-sparkling 13/15 TD/Intercept ratio. It should be noted that he’s reigned in his penchant for fumbling…finally.
Injuries:
Ouchies to both A. Hunt and Thomas could mean that Tyreek Hill gets some more opportunities to touch the ball and the more he’s able to run around the more he’s likely to break a long one. On t’udder side DeMarco is gone so rb Henry will be carrying the full load. He did so last week and he kinda struggled but the talent is there.
History:
The Chiefs haven’t won a playoff game at home in 24 years. Oof. Here’s something else though-they’ve not given up more than 20 points at Arrowhead in more than a year.
Other Stuff:
The Titans have the eighth-best rushing attack in the league and the KC run D is ranked dead last. However, the latter squad really messed things up statistically during that losing slide mid-way through the sked. As it happens, Henry and Co. have been effective at runs longer than 4+ and 10+ yards according to some advanced stats I don’t fully understand.
My Hot Take(Away):
Takeaway? Get it? Who says that we at DFO don’t pander to our legions of Brit commenters? Anyboo, I figure Henry has to run for at least 125 and Mariota has to have a perfect game as far as turnovers are concerned. Much like most of the Chiefs opponents, I don’t think the Titans will be able to contain te Kelce which will in turn free up Hill.
So get with the tip-tapping down below.
Mariota smashed by a big Johnson.
tits gonna play that Malarkey football! oh yea so EROTIC!
I am aroused.
Goddamn assembly lines.
Hope she’s never a contestant on Wheel of Fortune.
“So what do you do for a living, Becky?”
Durrrrick Henry
TRUCKED
oh shit
“Time for Mariota….to overthrow someone who was double covered anyway. Alright, then.”
Andy Reid used to have trouble counting defensive players quickly until his favorite baker advised him to picture the players as donuts.
Mariota did a GOOD!
My Fave part of this game? No PooPoo John’s ads.
he loves Murrika!! He’ll teach us a lesson!!
gotta figure nationwide bought all that airtime after poopoo johns cancelled.
I’m sitting on the back porch in shorts and a tee shirt.
Hmm, should I click on the link “Lisa Ann’s Santa Anal”?
Do it for all of us that are watching the game beside spouses (especially spouses that know how to check the router logs!)
Don T calls him “Third Reich” to this day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NwCCrzarZs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=15&v=gF_qQYrCcns
Did these teams make a mutual agreement to just not cover one another’s tight ends?
What porn are you watching?
I hate the way Derrick Henry falls down into tacklers instead of trying to run through them.
A ‘Bama education at work.
i got burned on Shaq Fu. I wouldn’t trust anything Shaq selling.
Idea: reboot of SHAFT except starring Shaq?
*I’ll see myself out
My copy (Genesis) came with a fruit roll-up inside of unknown vintage. (Both game and snack were new and in plastic, so it was apparently supposed to be there.) Overall, a strange experience.
I like to think that these Peyton-Paisley ads aren’t staged, but that they just put them in a room and turned the camera on and Brad just fucking hates Peyton.
He’s just like us! Relatable!
In real life, the white guy calls the cops, Shaq gets shot, and the guy who shot him gets paid leave.
Titan last playoff win came against against Quebec.
in fairness, the Nordiques were pretty tough that year ,, smh
I’m talking Remparts son
My favorite part of Darkest Hour is the 25 minute montage of Churchill saying racial slurs.
bahahaha
I like where he has sex with General Montgomery.
the funniest thing about the Yalta Conference is that Uncle Joe was probably the least racialist world leader there. He didn’t really care what colour you were, he just liked killing folk.
Mariota, do something positive.
i.e., throw to teh black guys
I’m positive he’s going to fuck this up.
NEW GOAL. 7-14, es posible.
The Titans last win was against Uranus.
“Now THAT’S a team I can get behind!”
– Aaron Rodgers
THESE TENNESSEE TITS LEMME TELL YA I CALL EM THE TENNESSEE LISA ANNS BECAUSE THEY’RE JUST BIG FAKES
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Turns out she was estranged from both of her parents. Who saw that coming?
I got it…. gonna borrow that college game day thing from a few yrs back.
This titans D has bigger holes in it than Lisa Ann!
hey OH!
Is there an easy way to clean the leaves from the gutters? Can I take my blower up there? Fire?
the answer, as always, is Mexicans (no ofence)
Carson Wentz is outperforming Mariota this postseason
I’ve never been sold on Mariota. I’ve never watched a game (limited sample size, admittedly) where he really looked good. Just more like the best player on a subpar team. I feel like he needs a very strong D to help carry him to a SB.
Titans season is going tits up.
American Idol going to ABC from FOX, pulling a reverse The Critic
It stinks!
I’m amazed how entertainment works anymore. I think that Adidas commercial with everyone around the table talking about creating sums it up perfectly though.
The Titans last playoff win came against Anthony Wright
And Warren Moon was QB.
Heywood Jeffires had a huge cock
Marcus to Marcus
The derp is too strong in this game
bahahahaha
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS
“As exposed by Rex Morgan, M.D.” is the funniest thing I’ve seen in quite some time.
promising drive
Judging from the cover someone has made some pretty shitty choices.
womp womp
NOPE
“Oh DON’T throw it to Eric Decker. That makes more sense.”
Or throw it to him so he can’t possible get near the ball.
SIGH
get this to 10-14 at the half, this is #TitsGoal
Fortunately, smart kids don’t care what everyone else thinks so they blaze the fuck up.
truth!
Drugs don’t need normal ppl MOAR FOR ME!!!
Normal people are fucking boring.
tits goal
Wow. Sexually attractive.
Bet she floats face up, good info to have for a water “landing”.
Cleveland, never stop being you…
https://twitter.com/ruiterwrongfan/status/949708660657278976
hahahaha
“b/c god hates us!”
what do we want?
————watchable footbal!
when do we want it?
————NOW!
RTD?
When that commercial for The Alienist came on I at first thought they were remaking ‘Clue’, and they should not do that.
Is the Alienist just Victorian Hannibal?
Noooooo, 1900s NYC.
(Sophomore English class flashbacks)
Not looking good for Tennessee. Hopefully this will be the worst thing to happen to Don T this year.
Hey, what are the odds they get three hurricanes?
About 1:1 if Scott Pruitt has anything to say about it.
Trumps gonna nuke PR as a warning shot to Rocket man that this is what he’s willing to do.
Good afternoon.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DS5AOAwVoAAE9Fu?format=jpg&name=medium
hahahahaha
The Titans last playoff win came against Anthony Wright’s Ravens in 2004.
so we got us a resistable force/movable object situation on our hands?
Dick LeBeau first showed his ability to lead men at Gallipoli.
POUNDING that KHunt
Speaking of the banner quote…
Ike’s sorry, baby!!
I will not miss Gruden whatsoever. I would sooner listen to the game in Espanol.
Pey-Pey will be improve??
I find him entertaining so yes.
Yeah but you’re addicted to drugs. GIVE US NETWORK-APPROVED HODA KOTB!
“Locker room talk” with Matt Lauer and Warren Sapp
Not like you would understand less of the commentary, assuming you no speako the spa isbo
¡ESTE TIPO LE LLAMO EL PRODUCTOR DE HOLLYWOOD PORQUE SUS MANOS ESTÁN POR TODAS PARTES!
You are 0-14, don’t go beating your chest over one goddamned tackle, fucknuts
“0-14. Those were some good times. Back when hope was still around.” -Hue Jackson
Looks like the call came from the league offices to let the Titans tighten this one up.
Block in the back, uncalled.
This game definitely needs more flags
BLERRRGH
*fixed it
+H