Here’s your first of 11 playoff games to enjoy as the 2017/18 season begins the old wind-down. It doesn’t seem on the surface to be that sexy a tilt but one team will advance and the other will call it a day so I guess it’s got that going for it. Shall we jump in? TO THE GAME!
TITANS/CHIEFS:
KC is much like most teams in that they tend to win when they get turnovers. In their ten wins they forced 25 of them. I mention this because qb Mariota has regressed this year and has a non-sparkling 13/15 TD/Intercept ratio. It should be noted that he’s reigned in his penchant for fumbling…finally.
Injuries:
Ouchies to both A. Hunt and Thomas could mean that Tyreek Hill gets some more opportunities to touch the ball and the more he’s able to run around the more he’s likely to break a long one. On t’udder side DeMarco is gone so rb Henry will be carrying the full load. He did so last week and he kinda struggled but the talent is there.
History:
The Chiefs haven’t won a playoff game at home in 24 years. Oof. Here’s something else though-they’ve not given up more than 20 points at Arrowhead in more than a year.
Other Stuff:
The Titans have the eighth-best rushing attack in the league and the KC run D is ranked dead last. However, the latter squad really messed things up statistically during that losing slide mid-way through the sked. As it happens, Henry and Co. have been effective at runs longer than 4+ and 10+ yards according to some advanced stats I don’t fully understand.
My Hot Take(Away):
Takeaway? Get it? Who says that we at DFO don’t pander to our legions of Brit commenters? Anyboo, I figure Henry has to run for at least 125 and Mariota has to have a perfect game as far as turnovers are concerned. Much like most of the Chiefs opponents, I don’t think the Titans will be able to contain te Kelce which will in turn free up Hill.
So get with the tip-tapping down below.
Ahhh… Qb Smith is one smart bunny rabbit.
#TitsUp
Goodnight, Tits.
This is a beating.
It’s been 3 hours since the 2 minute warning.
triplette still fuckin things up
Why does the KC stadium have round video screens?
Fits in with everything else in KC
Quit fat shaming the KC screen.
I’ll never understand the “replay was only supposed to be for OBVIOUS errors” crowd. Replay exists, and it’s used to its intended effect. Should a coach not be able to challenge a play unless it’s egregiously incorrect? Who’s in charge of deciding what’s an obvious error vs what’s just a judgement call or a close play? If anything it’s on the fucking league to give their replay guys a clock. If you only get 30 seconds to review shit, that’ll weed out the “could’ve gone either way” shit pretty quick.
I think they need to just completely junk instant replay.
It takes way too much fucking time and the fact is, they are still blowing fucking calls.
We’re just one half in and we’re all alreadt surly as fuck. This bodes well.
WHO ARE YOU CALLING SURLY?! IT ISS FUCKING DECKER WHO CAN”T CATCH.
I guess they decided they owed KC a free possession because of the “forward progress” call? Because that ball was CLEARLY out when Kelce died.
Can trackpads break? My laptop cursor started behaving like it was under control of a dying mouse. All jerky then touchy then impossible to sense. The keyboard is find and everything seems to be working right on the software side; just the stupid trackpad seems to be on the fritz.
God – I’m hated this Mac since I paid too much for it when I bought it.
Anything can break. You can disable it and get a wireless one
The screen cracked in the luggage when I flew home from SFO in Nov. I’m just gonna buy a new Windows one in a week when I tell coworkers we’re pregnant then buying a laptop because I’m gonna use some days to stay home.
Crap – I have no idea what to look for laptops anymore either.
Depends what you use it for, if it’s just media and internet you can just get a cheap one
Basically. Look at some large PDF/dwg files. No real editing work though. Office. Football blogging. Email standard now?
So anything more powerful than a calculator 😀 – Pretty much everything on the market will work for ya, so just look at Display, Battery life, keyboard and I forgot – storage, because you can never have enough storage 😉
At this point, unless you need a really powerful machine (for gaming, video/music/photo editing) you really need to look at the screen, battery life, keyboard (a shitty keyboard is a sure way to hate a machine) and pricetag.
Btw – I’d recommend a spec’d to order laptop, because .. well.. you get exactly what you want in a machine and not some vanilla config with “one size barely fits all” internals,lol
Oh man — I got no idea about a keyboard.
It’s quite simple,really – just try it out in-store and if it feels right, it’s right.. I personally look for 3 things in a keyboards these days – 1-key travel (feels better when typing), 2 – backlight (though I still miss the ThinkLight XD) and 3 – can I spill a beer without frying it or the laptop itself XD
“All jerky then touchy then impossible to sense.”
Maybe next time don’t buy a used laptop from Harvey Weinstein.
Anything can break, but MacBook trackpads break far more often than most.
Well, you can always hope it’s just some stray moisture (always jizz AWAY from the laptop).. Srsly,though – try some paper towels and it may help as what you’re describing sounds like stray water/beer droplets
Of COURSE! I do that and then it’s good for like four minutes — and then zooms in out of nowhere for some reason.
Yarp, stray moisture.. weird that the last time I saw crappy behaviour like that was on some shite HP(Synaptics,actually) touchpad. Btw, you may want to try something like a screen wipe as well, because some dry gung + the tiniest bit of moisture = RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Roger on it.
I’ve had more fun filling out a 1040 than I’ve had watching this game.
Yeah, but that was for someone whose identity you were stealing so you could collect their refund. Not a fair comparison.
2017 was the first year I made money that I felt was real good. I felt kinda robbed by having a pro do my taxes.
My taxes are gonna be a bitch this year
Oh for fuck’s sake. I’m really goddamn tired of the ‘what is a catch’ show
THIS they review? FUCK YOU!
Oh, they are going to look at THIS one. This league is a fucking joke.
You should be at the Browns parade with this rage today.
Or does your new keyboard invention just have a JJ Fozz filter?
Odds on Kelce starting the second half?
7-11?
yea I dont know what those numbers mean…..
Even. Odds Kelce knows what team he’s playing for?
“100%”
-Ends
Yes. There’s a better chance that Andy Reid isn’t going for ribs after the game.
kelce seeing stars like wiyle coyote
So, who gets to bury Kelce at the 50 yard mark? The Tits’ defence or the KC offence?
2nd time in a minute jeff triplette fucked up an obvious fumble call
Kelce has a brain injury, so fortunately nothing he uses regularly.
You spelled “Gronk” wrong.
I don’t think either of them is going to design the next Mars landing craft.
Fuck this kayfabe bullshit. The NFL is fucking rigged as shit.
He is going to have to spend at least half a play in the tent before he gets sent back out onto the field..
Knowing the NFL’s concussion protocols Kelce will probably be sent back into the game after the next play.
Shit, Mark Davis is probably offering him ownership stake (and setting aside a compensatory steak for Reid).
Kelce walking out of a bar at 2am.
REPLAY THAT SHIT!!
Kelce pretending he’s had 12 shots of tequila.
Conculce
he’s ded, jim
Trent Kelce
Cucumber
Kelce ded.
Kelce is ded
CTE!
They need to refer to that parking lot by its proper name: the Jovan Belcher Memorial Parking Lot.
FIGHT THE POWER!!!!!
TRUCK NUTS!
Deez?
“Love the size of that parking lot!”
-Henry Ford
Why? Is it miles from the nearest synagogue?
Look at that fucking parking lot.
For some reason SlingTV never lists NFL games under ‘sports.’ Last time I checked, not only is football a sports, it’s one of the most popular sports in this here country
Football is listed under ‘Mystery” because no one knows how it ends.
Are we talking about the catch rule?
Or a game show “Catch or No Catch”
Forward progress my ass.
http://memes.ucoz.com/_nw/59/39021714.jpg
Are we ordering pizza?
Wait, Jeff Triplette fucked something up in the play-offs!? Hang on, lemme get my shocked face…
Jesus, I hate the Chiefs but that is as absurd of an assessment of “forward progress” as I have ever seen.
Fucking over the Chefs plus GAMBLOR = Hippo acceptance.
The Titans did a thing!
Forward progress NOT REVIEWABLE WOO
yep, that national title game gonna end at 1:45am eastern
So I will be in bed by midnight, sweet.
Yeah, I’ll watch Counterpoint.
Me too. Hey, could we be the same person in two versions of reality!?
Your car ads suck dick.
Lisa Ann’s selling cars, too?
WOOF! Derrick Johnson doing his best impression of a Japanese speed train.
fuck you toyota, a camry aint a damn bmw m3
Toyota – “Because we know you can’t afford something good, but have enough self-respect a Chevy isn’t an option” 😀
Sorry, we can’t have balls. Internet Dad will get mad at us.
But now my insanely witty and hilarious reply will make no sense!!!
So, pretty much like most of my comments…got it.
Fake balls are fine; I received testicular approval.