Your “And I Wonder, Yes I Wonder. Who’ll Stop The Run?” AFC Wild Card Open Thread

Here’s your first of 11 playoff games to enjoy as the 2017/18 season begins the old wind-down. It doesn’t seem on the surface to be that sexy a tilt but one team will advance and the other will call it a day so I guess it’s got that going for it. Shall we jump in? TO THE GAME!

TITANS/CHIEFS:

KC is much like most teams in that they tend to win when they get turnovers. In their ten wins they forced 25 of them. I mention this because qb Mariota has regressed this year and has a non-sparkling 13/15 TD/Intercept ratio. It should be noted that he’s reigned in his penchant for fumbling…finally.

Injuries:

Ouchies to both A. Hunt and Thomas could mean that Tyreek Hill gets some more opportunities to touch the ball and the more he’s able to run around the more he’s likely to break a long one. On t’udder side DeMarco is gone so rb Henry will be carrying the full load. He did so last week and he kinda struggled but the talent is there.

History:

The Chiefs haven’t won a playoff game at home in 24 years. Oof. Here’s something else though-they’ve not given up more than 20 points at Arrowhead in more than a year.

Other Stuff:

The Titans have the eighth-best rushing attack in the league and the KC run D is ranked dead last. However, the latter squad really messed things up statistically during that losing slide mid-way through the sked. As it happens, Henry and Co. have been effective at runs longer than 4+ and 10+ yards according to some advanced stats I don’t fully understand.

My Hot Take(Away):

Takeaway? Get it? Who says that we at DFO don’t pander to our legions of Brit commenters? Anyboo, I figure Henry has to run for at least 125 and Mariota has to have a perfect game as far as turnovers are concerned. Much like most of the Chiefs opponents, I don’t think the Titans will be able to contain te Kelce which will in turn free up Hill.

So get with the tip-tapping down below.

 

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JustStopDude

All right…the Titans…all of you are benched…

King Hippo

just quit pretending to be a footballing squadron and go back to your fucking hillbilly state

fleshwound_NPG

Tits with the muff

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Dick E. Phuck

That is a strong Camel toe right there.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Her twat looks like Bleeding Gums’ Murphy’s mouth

Spur

here comes the Alex Smith turnover

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Sorry, Titans, there’s only so much we can do.” – Jeff Triplette

theeWeeBabySeamus

Jeebus.

Spur

Damnit Adoree

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lol muff

King Hippo

AND they fuck it up even worse somehow.

Col. Duke LaCross

Jesus fucking Christ Tits.

Mr. Ayo

JFC Tits

Smithchez

LET’S GET READY TO DEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRPPPPP

Mr. Ayo

BLEEEERRG’H demands MOAR

Dick E. Phuck

Kill Kill Kill Jeff Triplette.

King Hippo

WHEW!!!!! Now…PUNT SAFE assdicks

Spur

HAHA. Off setting

Smithchez

“How can we fuck this call up, guys?”

theeWeeBabySeamus

Someone thought the P*ts were playing.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow, those idiot officials really buying that flop bullshit.

blaxabbath

I think flopping is just a part of all US sports now. Probably will be one of the things I hate most when my kid starts playing youth sports and won’t understand just how NOT OKAY that bullshit is.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Get involved in reffing and punish kids for flopping until they fire you.

King Hippo

stupid goddamned Tits

fleshwound_NPG

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Spur

Alex Smith Option on 3rd down? So Andy.

fleshwound_NPG

wtf call was that

Smithchez

What a great time for a slow developing run play to the outside, Andy.

King Hippo

THERE WE GO!!!

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Kelcte

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ooh, that’s banner material.

King Hippo

there we go, Tiny Hands feeling the yips…

blaxabbath

Browns parade as a Browns QB Graveyard with people carrying headstones and years for the different starters. It’s a good exhibit.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

What would the fantasy value of Mariota’s touchdown be? Does he get credit for both passing and receiving touchdowns and yards?

King Hippo

yes and yes

blaxabbath

This Browns parade is awesome. I think some of you appear disgusted by the games so, if you can watch WCS’ embed below, you’ll be better off for it.

Shit, and even the dork from the newpaper is trying to treat this seriously — which is actually a lot better than when newscasters are laughing at people while interviewing them, like being a dope with a microphone makes them any better.

ballsofsteelandfury

I saw it earlier when JSD posted it. It was magical.

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“Throwing a TD to myself” is what I call my sex life.

Dick E. Phuck

“Alone on an Island” is how I would describe my sex life.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I reached for the pylon, fumbled, and got a touchback.

ballsofsteelandfury

If Fantasy Football was still going, is that a 12 point play?

Dick E. Phuck

That touchdown was so dumb that it was actually kind of wonderful.

Petronel

NFL.com:

M.Mariota 6 yd. pass from M.Mariota (R.Succop kick is good) Drive: 15 plays, 91 yards in 8:29

fleshwound_NPG

what is more amazing is that jeff triplette did NOT fuck that up

MikeWallaceAndGromit

I fully expected the joy to be ripped away from us.

King Hippo

wasn’t paying attention, knew if he let the score go, the booth would handle

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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MikeWallaceAndGromit

That is the greatest touchdown ever touchdowned.

Smithchez

I feel like the announcers aren’t losing their shit nearly as much as they should be. Has that ever happened before?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Give ’em time.
Like usual, they’re still not sure what just happened.

litre_cola

We haz game?

MikeWallaceAndGromit

What the FUCK?!

King Hippo

STILL BETTER than throwing to Decker!

Spur

How many FF points would that have been?

ballsofsteelandfury

I think 12, at least.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s more than he’s scored all year, isn’t it?

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He was at least a foot over the line of scrimmage. Jesus.

Gratliff

Entire body has to cross. Toe behind line = TD

fleshwound_NPG

so much wut

theeWeeBabySeamus

SelfPasserceptiondown?

Mr. Ayo

Wall ball touchdown?

King Hippo

Mariota doubleDOWN!!

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lol what a derpy fucking TD

Col. Duke LaCross

OVER THE LINE SMOKEY!

King Hippo

thing I recently learned – one’s ENTIRE BODY has to be across the line

Gratliff

Oh fuck. What Is Catch is about to evolve

Smithchez

I’m sorry. What?

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