Here’s your first of 11 playoff games to enjoy as the 2017/18 season begins the old wind-down. It doesn’t seem on the surface to be that sexy a tilt but one team will advance and the other will call it a day so I guess it’s got that going for it. Shall we jump in? TO THE GAME!
TITANS/CHIEFS:
KC is much like most teams in that they tend to win when they get turnovers. In their ten wins they forced 25 of them. I mention this because qb Mariota has regressed this year and has a non-sparkling 13/15 TD/Intercept ratio. It should be noted that he’s reigned in his penchant for fumbling…finally.
Injuries:
Ouchies to both A. Hunt and Thomas could mean that Tyreek Hill gets some more opportunities to touch the ball and the more he’s able to run around the more he’s likely to break a long one. On t’udder side DeMarco is gone so rb Henry will be carrying the full load. He did so last week and he kinda struggled but the talent is there.
History:
The Chiefs haven’t won a playoff game at home in 24 years. Oof. Here’s something else though-they’ve not given up more than 20 points at Arrowhead in more than a year.
Other Stuff:
The Titans have the eighth-best rushing attack in the league and the KC run D is ranked dead last. However, the latter squad really messed things up statistically during that losing slide mid-way through the sked. As it happens, Henry and Co. have been effective at runs longer than 4+ and 10+ yards according to some advanced stats I don’t fully understand.
My Hot Take(Away):
Takeaway? Get it? Who says that we at DFO don’t pander to our legions of Brit commenters? Anyboo, I figure Henry has to run for at least 125 and Mariota has to have a perfect game as far as turnovers are concerned. Much like most of the Chiefs opponents, I don’t think the Titans will be able to contain te Kelce which will in turn free up Hill.
So get with the tip-tapping down below.
All right…the Titans…all of you are benched…
just quit pretending to be a footballing squadron and go back to your fucking hillbilly state
Tits with the muff
That is a strong Camel toe right there.
Her twat looks like Bleeding Gums’ Murphy’s mouth
here comes the Alex Smith turnover
Lousy delivery pizza is late.
/not sure how to feel about this…
“Sorry, Titans, there’s only so much we can do.” – Jeff Triplette
Jeebus.
Damnit Adoree
lol muff
AND they fuck it up even worse somehow.
Jesus fucking Christ Tits.
JFC Tits
LET’S GET READY TO DEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRPPPPP
BLEEEERRG’H demands MOAR
Kill Kill Kill Jeff Triplette.
WHEW!!!!! Now…PUNT SAFE assdicks
HAHA. Off setting
“How can we fuck this call up, guys?”
Someone thought the P*ts were playing.
Wow, those idiot officials really buying that flop bullshit.
I think flopping is just a part of all US sports now. Probably will be one of the things I hate most when my kid starts playing youth sports and won’t understand just how NOT OKAY that bullshit is.
Get involved in reffing and punish kids for flopping until they fire you.
stupid goddamned Tits
Alex Smith Option on 3rd down? So Andy.
wtf call was that
What a great time for a slow developing run play to the outside, Andy.
THERE WE GO!!!
Kelcte
Ooh, that’s banner material.
there we go, Tiny Hands feeling the yips…
Browns parade as a Browns QB Graveyard with people carrying headstones and years for the different starters. It’s a good exhibit.
What would the fantasy value of Mariota’s touchdown be? Does he get credit for both passing and receiving touchdowns and yards?
yes and yes
This Browns parade is awesome. I think some of you appear disgusted by the games so, if you can watch WCS’ embed below, you’ll be better off for it.
Shit, and even the dork from the newpaper is trying to treat this seriously — which is actually a lot better than when newscasters are laughing at people while interviewing them, like being a dope with a microphone makes them any better.
I saw it earlier when JSD posted it. It was magical.
“Throwing a TD to myself” is what I call my sex life.
“Alone on an Island” is how I would describe my sex life.
I reached for the pylon, fumbled, and got a touchback.
If Fantasy Football was still going, is that a 12 point play?
That touchdown was so dumb that it was actually kind of wonderful.
NFL.com:
M.Mariota 6 yd. pass from M.Mariota (R.Succop kick is good) Drive: 15 plays, 91 yards in 8:29
what is more amazing is that jeff triplette did NOT fuck that up
I fully expected the joy to be ripped away from us.
wasn’t paying attention, knew if he let the score go, the booth would handle
That is the greatest touchdown ever touchdowned.
I feel like the announcers aren’t losing their shit nearly as much as they should be. Has that ever happened before?
Give ’em time.
Like usual, they’re still not sure what just happened.
We haz game?
What the FUCK?!
STILL BETTER than throwing to Decker!
How many FF points would that have been?
I think 12, at least.
That’s more than he’s scored all year, isn’t it?
He was at least a foot over the line of scrimmage. Jesus.
Entire body has to cross. Toe behind line = TD
so much wut
SelfPasserceptiondown?
Wall ball touchdown?
Mariota doubleDOWN!!
lol what a derpy fucking TD
OVER THE LINE SMOKEY!
thing I recently learned – one’s ENTIRE BODY has to be across the line
Oh fuck. What Is Catch is about to evolve
I’m sorry. What?
“Whar mah peteza?”
-Me, drunk as fuck