Your “And I Wonder, Yes I Wonder. Who’ll Stop The Run?” AFC Wild Card Open Thread

Here’s your first of 11 playoff games to enjoy as the 2017/18 season begins the old wind-down. It doesn’t seem on the surface to be that sexy a tilt but one team will advance and the other will call it a day so I guess it’s got that going for it. Shall we jump in? TO THE GAME!

TITANS/CHIEFS:

KC is much like most teams in that they tend to win when they get turnovers. In their ten wins they forced 25 of them. I mention this because qb Mariota has regressed this year and has a non-sparkling 13/15 TD/Intercept ratio. It should be noted that he’s reigned in his penchant for fumbling…finally.

Injuries:

Ouchies to both A. Hunt and Thomas could mean that Tyreek Hill gets some more opportunities to touch the ball and the more he’s able to run around the more he’s likely to break a long one. On t’udder side DeMarco is gone so rb Henry will be carrying the full load. He did so last week and he kinda struggled but the talent is there.

History:

The Chiefs haven’t won a playoff game at home in 24 years. Oof. Here’s something else though-they’ve not given up more than 20 points at Arrowhead in more than a year.

Other Stuff:

The Titans have the eighth-best rushing attack in the league and the KC run D is ranked dead last. However, the latter squad really messed things up statistically during that losing slide mid-way through the sked. As it happens, Henry and Co. have been effective at runs longer than 4+ and 10+ yards according to some advanced stats I don’t fully understand.

My Hot Take(Away):

Takeaway? Get it? Who says that we at DFO don’t pander to our legions of Brit commenters? Anyboo, I figure Henry has to run for at least 125 and Mariota has to have a perfect game as far as turnovers are concerned. Much like most of the Chiefs opponents, I don’t think the Titans will be able to contain te Kelce which will in turn free up Hill.

So get with the tip-tapping down below.

 

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

DON T PROMISED ME THAT JONNU SMITH WAS A QUALITY SLEEPER

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Tell me more.”

– Darren Sharper

King Hippo

KEEP. RUNNING.

King Hippo

Yes, motion and get Henry the ball in space. This is GOOD

King Hippo

But the Tits…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“The Titans are incapable of finishing themselves off.”

clint greasewood

andy reid nudes

Gatoraids

Didn’t zymn post one of him on a truck earlier

Spur

Am sure Andy Reid has a plan.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Methadone?

theeWeeBabySeamus

You misspelled “menu”.

Dick E. Phuck

Sure he does: Postgame Jack Stack, baby.

Gatoraids

Turn on the Ribs Channel

Redshirt

Alright, I’m back from a good Star Trek: Voyager episode. Have the Chiefs activated their Playoff Self Destruct Button yet?

Col. Duke LaCross

You could say that.

Senor Weaselo

THIS CHIEFS IMPLOSION, I CALL IT A RON PAUL GIF BECAUSE IT’S HAPPENING!

Gratliff

Smashing it like the “Like” button when a D-list celebrity tweets out “Dumb Donald”

Dick E. Phuck

Like a Belt on Andy Reid’s waist, the Chiefs are about to break under pressure.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

If this was a South American soccer match, that guy would be dead right now.

King Hippo

The Chefs know who they are. You can see each sphincter tightening up. Even the goddamned punter.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Chiefs gonna fuck up

King Hippo

Man, I am screaming at the teevee box like this is mah Donks or sommet. WOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Gratliff

Brutal, awful drops this fucking game

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS GAME I CALL IT DUBSTEP CAUSE IT INCLUDES SOME ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL DROPS.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

YouTube chat is interesting.

https://ibb.co/hfygew

Gratliff

Triple parentheses I deserve to be ass fucked with a rake triple parentheses

King Hippo

Aren’t you surprised KC ain’t riding KHunt into the ground with Kelce out? SURE AM, Other Hippo!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You don’t always get as much KHunt as you want.

King Hippo

Even better, they won’t play for the FG now. TITS ARE COMIN’ for ya, Chefs!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow, the Tits are getting close.

What are “things tWBS hasn’t said in a while”? I’ll take Potpourri for $400, Alex.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

THESE TITANS I CALL THEM AN OLD MAN IN NEED OF IMMODIUM AD BECAUSE THEY CAN’T MAKE THE DEUCE DROP

rockingdog

heading to dinner with my roommate and his girlfriend! 3rd wheel action!

Looking forward to the dirty looks from the wait staff at the restaurant. LOL NOT!

blaxabbath

You should steal her away.

MAC

King Hippo

perhaps he’s going for the Devil’s Threesome? It’s NAWT GAY if there’s no eye contact!!

fleshwound_NPG

Tits have come back, baby

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

How bad is my stream’s lag if I’ve only seen 2 plays in the 4th quarter?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Didn’t realize that second play was going the distance…

Dick E. Phuck

The Chiefs are built on a house of spare Ribs.

fleshwound_NPG

wifey done with dinner, got to go

just as soon as the Tits make a game outta this

Senor Weaselo

Well, I got out of work, and good for me because this game just got interesting!

King Hippo

Hippo, just now: “GO FUCKER GO!!!”

...

THE TITS ARE BOUNCING BACK

King Hippo

Gravity? GET FUCKED!!!

litre_cola

YESSSSSSSSSSSS ALL PRAISE GAMBLOR

Gratliff

Oh Andy

fleshwound_NPG
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Travestius, the Roman God of the booth review?

theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s good.

ballsofsteelandfury

FA’KUP

MikeWallaceAndGromit

A farcical deity of jest who never gets anything right and needlessly interrupts other divine activities.

King Hippo

It’s LIEK the average Raider fan has an IQ around 80 because they sacrificed a goodly portion of their brainpower to R-T-D

blaxabbath

About 20 minutes left on the ribs in the smoker. They looked great when I took off the foil.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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King Hippo

that’s great OL work

fleshwound_NPG

tv camera into cell phone video, good tv

King Hippo

c’mon shitheads, have to turn this into points

litre_cola

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Is this Gruden’s last game?

King Hippo

it is indeed

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh shit…what did you do?
I stop paying attention for just a little while and you sneaked off and bet on tits, dintcha?

smgdh

King Hippo

Yep, little bit at +8 that I could see pushing, MOAR at +9 that comes good with a FG. Some on moneyline that is but a fleeting opiate haze now

theeWeeBabySeamus

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rockingdog

Last Bounce House on the Left
#HorrorFilmForKids

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Candyland of the Dead

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Nightmare On Elmo Street

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I feel like we need a God or Goddess in the DFO pantheon for booth reviews.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And based on that Mariota play, it looks like DOINK is looking out for the Titans as well.

fleshwound_NPG

so much derp with an added jeff triplette on top, this is so beautifully ugly

King Hippo

Safe to say nobody feels great about that Foxborough trip?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I didn’t not bet on either of the asshead sides fo’ nuthin’.

Spur

Special teams are special

fleshwound_NPG

DOINK

Mr. Ayo

DOINK!

Gratliff

Chiefs are absolutely losing

King Hippo

SHA’NKLOR!!!!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Well I know who Shan’Khor is rooting for.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Holy shit is this a new deity in the NFL 40K pantheon?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wait, you know not of Shan’Khor and her great works?

MikeWallaceAndGromit

It’s been so long since I’ve been on the site. I’m long overdue for writing a Bleergh post.

Smithchez

DONK!!!

fleshwound_NPG

Tits with the muff

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ballsofsteelandfury

Damn!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Bet I can guess her favorite brand of cigarettes

ballsofsteelandfury

Virginia Slims?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehe

theeWeeBabySeamus

Looks like she could smoke two at the same time.

Dick E. Phuck

This is just like that Greek myth of the Titans shooting themselves in the Dick, causing Zeus to claim Mount Olympus for the Gods.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Tennessee muff always gets ya