Well, we’re three down and only one more to go. I hope your belly is full of the things that you like and that you’ve hunkered down for the day. Not sure about you guys out there but the wind is howling and growling up here, blowing the darn snow everywhere. A source in New Orleans has told me that the weather inside The Rich Fella’s Car Dome is hunky and dory, if you can believe it. So how will this thingy in front of our eyeballs play out? Let’s go…TO THE GAME!
Carolina/New Orleans:
There’s a 65% chance that this is the last time Jerry Richardson can look down on his team, metaphorically and physically. I guess I have to back up a bit here. The Saints have taken both tilts from the Panthers this year by a combined 31 points. What you’ll be hearing pre-game is that IT’S SO FREAKING HARD to beat a team three times in a season. Fact is, 65% of the time the winning team that has won before will end up being the winning team again and the losing team will be the same. Got that? No? Good.
Best RB in the league:
His name is Ingram Kamara and he’s run at a 4.7 ypc clip all season long. You should try and pick him up early in your fantasy draft next year.
It’s a fine line…:
As the Wallenda’s will no doubt tell you, ‘balance’ is of the utmost importance. Mr. Brees can state matter-of-factly that an adequate running game will cause you to drop to the ground behind the line of scrimmage only 20 times in 2017. That’s a 3% sack rate and the fewest times he’s been down in ten years. His 270 yards passing per game is the first time he’s been below 300 in six years.
My Hot Takeaway:
The Saints ain’t gonna lose this one.
Roar down below, mes petits tigres.
Oprah Winfrey 2020 is trending. Because the last 18 months have been so spectacular, Americans are thinking, why not?
As long as Westerns are being featured tonight, who’s going to round up a posse to go find Otto, MTWV, entropy, OSZ, et al?
I shouldn’t. I have a history of scaring off good posse.
Same here. I mean, honestly, like half of us are the old town drunk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XCJMjLRe15k&feature=youtu.be
The older I get, the more i’m convinced this is the best movie ever made.
Should be a fun day at work tomorrow.
LAX is a shitshow tonight. Why didn’t someone warn me UCLA was starting back tomorrow? I presume several of you degenerates track the coeds’ calendars.
Oh yeah I forgot to tell you…
So that’s why balls has been fairly quiet.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fZLeaSWY37I&feature=youtu.be
Artsy bell pepper or someone’s deflated scrotum?
Yes?
See how you thought of sex when you looked at the pepper?
Brick, I think of sex when I look at a road sign
Stop? Yield? Merge? Speed Limit?
Sploosh
I was just watching Heavy Metal and I really miss the hand drawn plates. My first tattoo was Taarna and that was 1981. Hell, Moebius drew some of that shit.
You kidding me?
Brian Doyle-Murray is so eerily skinny in Caddyshack.
He also has some DYNAMITE lines
Pick up that blood.
It’s gonna be 48 degrees here on Thursday. It was -10 with a wind chill of -25 2 days ago. My body doesn’t know what to do with this shit.
Remain indoors.
Looks like I’m going to be leaving cooking in the hopes Customer Service pays more. Im such a goddamn coward.
Stay true to your cooking soul no matter where life takes you.
It’s easier for me to ask you cooking questions across the country than it is for me to ask guys cooking right in front of me at work. I’m sort of fucked up. But I’m big, and dopey, and pleasant, so I glide.
tWBS did you say Venice Beach/Santa Monica? When?
I have it on good authority (twbs) that it’ll be mid May. Call it from the weekend of the 12th through the weekend of the 19th.
So he can’t pick me up at LAX tonight then?
Have you asked yeah right? It’s his neighborhood.
Hell, Balls has taken me to LAX before. I’m just getting in late (eg now) and getting up early tomorrow so would only torture tWBS.
Plus I’m not drinking right now so I’m not fun for them.
Now I can make that. Motherfucker gets handsy again he can get his own ride home.
Just kidding. I’ll set up the massage therapy.
Your finger slips ONE time and it changes the nature of every massage.
You fuck one goat …
Good to know.
Here’s another sign we’ve reached the End of Days: WVU basketball is on track to be ranked #1 or #2. I’m pretty sure that’s the Fifth Seal.
I think we’d be on Sixth.
I just love Drew’s point that Trump and his crew are still just incompetent grifters who got lucky, and Michael Wolff came along and ran them like a pro tricking a couple of rubes because Wolff is a top-shelf grifter and liar.
This is our reality.
I’m going back to drinking, and hoping the Stillers win a seventh Superb Owl before Judgement Day.
If Judgment Day is coming, I want it to be completely bonkers. Go Jags.
Although I’m clearly more of a Tits man.
HERE WE STILLERS, HERE WE GO!
At the very least, I can cling to that as we go into our goodnight.
Wolff is not really a grifter or a liar (his “sin” is previously taking quotes from sources who wanted to be anonymous and using and attributing them, I suppose that is lying, or at least outing, burning, people certainly don’t like that) he didn’t have to be; he just had to ask a bunch of narcissistic assholes to talk about themselves and each other and they did; so the running them like a pro is completely true, except they ran themselves, he just helped. Once they started blabbering to him, he knew he had a best seller. His critics being Murdoch, Ailes, Trump, etc. actually lends him some credibility.
I’m not saying he’s wrong in this case. Maybe he’s better than I’ve read about him, which would make sense given how his other books are also about shitty people who are certainly the kind to be angry at people seeing them for the scum they are.
I guess what annoys me is that this isn’t going to change anything.
“Wolff’s book on Murdoch fueled similar questions about his reporting practices. “Like the man he writes about, Wolff is a gossip who is very skilled at extracting information and sensing weakness,” the late media writer David Carr wrote in a New York Times review of the book in 2008.”
I would think he is a sleezebag; that’s likely why he did get access. Change anything? Probably not, just confirms some things.
He has Shaq’s free-throw form.
Donald J. Trump
✔ @realDonaldTrump
….Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star…..
Donald J. Trump
✔ @realDonaldTrump
….to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that!
Sorry if this already got posted. Stable Genius.
Isn’t the Stable genius usually the guy that scoops up the horse poop?
In this case it is the guy who puts the shit there.
The Fat Fuck-in-Chief cleaned that diner out.
Man that’s a great photo.
Anchorage, 1964; you probably knew that.
Yeah, that was my guess. That is just an astonishing image on so many levels: historically, emotionally, aesthetically, technically, etc. There’s a lot going on there.
I was listening to some podcast about the radio reporter who did live coverage for a day and a half, the only person getting information out to the world, and it was just amazing.
It was also incredible to think that plate tectonic theory wasn’t really adopted until after that and yet by the time I was in elementary school so by the mid to late 80s it was just a fact we were taught.
If you are interested; there is some great stuff from the residents of Homer, Alaska.
https://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/621/fear-and-loathing-in-homer-and-rockville
My mom lived in Anchorage at the time. She said her side of the street took some damage, the other side was completely annihilated.
Doh!
Did Greek restaurant deliveries tonight. Lotsa women ordering Greek food for their Golden Globes parties.
/wanted to make a girls with globes into Greek joke; chickened out
So you’re saying lotsa women are into Greek?
Not as much as I was hoping for tonight.
The thing I love about that scene is that she leaves her stewardess hat on during sex.
The wings pin wouldn’t be visible because FX is prudish.
Uh, duh.
I was hoping Brick would make that comment.
yum tits
When?
Titans +13.5. Thoughts?
2nd mortgage on the house
Maybe even a third if you can wrangle it. Even if you don’t go to a reputable or “legal” lender.
yum
Move of her below.
DirecTV’s onscreen guide abbreviates “Teen Titans Go” to…
Teen Tit.
Hehehehehehe
Props for even being able to pick up that guy. I couldn’t do that.
The Shape of Water is really good, y’all.
Also, I got my hair cut and it feels fantastic. I’m pretty sure they cut off two pounds of hair.
That reminds me.
I need to shave my balls tonight.
The greatest gif ever.
Wake up, sheeple! The Golden Globe is flat!
I am going to go make dinner. 10:30pm, huh? Well, that’s 4 hours ahead of last night thanks to balls an hippo.
Then again, no mocha lapdances tonight.
*sigh*
Emma Watson likes like a cunt
Funny…I like like ’em too.
Ok, g’nite everyone. Gotta get ready for STORMWATCH 2018 tomorrow.
And do some laundry. So much laundry.
Stop wearing pants.
It cuts it in half.
Night my friend.
Guillermo Del Toro is The Shape Of Milkshakes.
“Guys, stop the music. I no am finished with heavily-accented bloviation yet.”
I really hope Oprah asks everyone to check under their chair, because 15 lucky attendees will win a trip to Bali. And Willem Dafoe is one of the winners.
The Color Purple can make a grown man cry
Specially if it’s on your nuts…
I feel like Susan Sarandon should fuck right off.
with me. I like them titties.
I once dated a blonder and shorter version of her.
It was better than it sounds.
How were the TITS?
For a chick who was 4’11″…not bad at all.
This was the chick I FINALLY taught to surf. You know that story.
If she’s 4’11” without big tits, does she really exist?
Dolly Parton? 1970s Dolly Parton could GET IT.
2018 Dolly can get it.
Her daughter has nice tits, too.
Bonus
I’m just going to post more of her daughter.
Topless.
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Those are quite nice.
Hooray for genetics and Google.
Hell-o Incognito window.
that jaw could crack a coconut
And shovel your driveway.
am gonna friend you
/changes legal name
//moves to Romania
///produces strange movie, is portrayed by Romanian James Franco in 2035
Romanian James Franco turns out to be James Franco with a bad Dracula accent.
Reese looks odd.
Is she missing her peanut butter cups?
I was driving cross-state today and had to watch the Saints game on the radio. Guess who the commentator was? Dan Fouts. I saw his beard on the radio.
The nominations for TV Comedy Actor were great, especially when Khaleesi said “Kevin Bacon, I Love Dick”
Moose, all the images you post, I do this mental exercise of coming up with a story to go along with each one unless it is self explanatory, but for some reason, this one has me stumped.
“Ma’am? Ma’am??? That’s the viceroy’s pig!”
Deep down, Anna knew, but her heart told her that Oinkers needed her now more than ever.
LMFAO at “Oinkers”.
And I’m not even high.
And barely drunk.
It was sort of a bad Kevin Bacon joke. Now cop/pig, baby pig, distress, state patrol, etc. I am not sure, but we know she makes it to the new brick house.
Prepare your anus, California!!!!!!! I’m coming home!!!!!
* Only temporarily for now (sigh)
** Not for four months (bigger sigh)
But still….WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go make use of this raging erection.
What part of California? I need to know what areas to avoid later this year.
Majority in Venice Beach/Santa Monica.
But I’ll find ya either way.
I’m a bodybuilder that hangs out on Venice Beach a lot. Just find the biggest guy with the smallest shorts and give me a hug. I’ll love it.
/hugs every guy on Venice Beach
//wakes up sore in multiple places
Yes, they will give you quite a workout.
I prefer the stoned chicks with the light up hula hoops.
Potato, Potahto.
Stoned chicks are our greatest national resource and need to be protected at all costs, especially from the evil elf Sessions.
You haven’t heard my story about walking home really damn high from Santa Monica Pier to Venice last year I guess.
Perhaps not. I’ll hear it this spring over an IPA or two.
That my friend, is a date.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Don’t flatter yourself; you won’t get past 3rd base.
If you say so.
Here, drink this.
I was under the impression that 29 Palms was the anus of California.
/would recommend you not go there
It’s funny you say that. I had a very lovely stay in 29 Palms last May before the Joshua Tree night in hell.
Didn’t like the Bang Bus?
Oh….THIS guy again.
I think we found where Andy Warhol’s ashes are stored.
Oh, cool. Maybe I’ll be able to go back around then.
Ewan McGregor just thanked his co-stars in Fargo, include Mary Elizabeth Winstead, but didn’t add “who I am fucking even though I am married” for some reason.
MEW is also married apparently?
Oh, that’s great too. They’re perfect together.
Maybe neither of them got the memo that Fargo seasons don’t work the way the think they do.
Didn’t realize cars like to sleep on their sides.
Rob Bironas goes swimming.
Dunkirk was badass.
BEST EVACUATION EVER
Tomorrow morning, after I ate a lot of chili for dinner.