Well, we’re three down and only one more to go. I hope your belly is full of the things that you like and that you’ve hunkered down for the day. Not sure about you guys out there but the wind is howling and growling up here, blowing the darn snow everywhere. A source in New Orleans has told me that the weather inside The Rich Fella’s Car Dome is hunky and dory, if you can believe it. So how will this thingy in front of our eyeballs play out? Let’s go…TO THE GAME!
Carolina/New Orleans:
There’s a 65% chance that this is the last time Jerry Richardson can look down on his team, metaphorically and physically. I guess I have to back up a bit here. The Saints have taken both tilts from the Panthers this year by a combined 31 points. What you’ll be hearing pre-game is that IT’S SO FREAKING HARD to beat a team three times in a season. Fact is, 65% of the time the winning team that has won before will end up being the winning team again and the losing team will be the same. Got that? No? Good.
Best RB in the league:
His name is Ingram Kamara and he’s run at a 4.7 ypc clip all season long. You should try and pick him up early in your fantasy draft next year.
It’s a fine line…:
As the Wallenda’s will no doubt tell you, ‘balance’ is of the utmost importance. Mr. Brees can state matter-of-factly that an adequate running game will cause you to drop to the ground behind the line of scrimmage only 20 times in 2017. That’s a 3% sack rate and the fewest times he’s been down in ten years. His 270 yards passing per game is the first time he’s been below 300 in six years.
My Hot Takeaway:
The Saints ain’t gonna lose this one.
Roar down below, mes petits tigres.
Come on Panthers, kill Drew Brees.
Don’t look back, Tyran…Panthers comin back…
Jesus, Joe, buy a fucking razor.
Never forget: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/10/06/joe-buck-says-an-addiction-to-hair-plugs-nearly-killed-his-career/
And put it across your wrists
Dank
IS THE MOMENTUM SHIFTING!? ARE WE SEEING THE REAR OF NEW ORLEANS!?
WE KIIIILLLLLL WE KIIIILLLLLLLL
Weirdest 5k Fun Run I’ve ever seen…
WOOOOOO, ANOTHER REMINDER THAT JERRY ANGELO IS A FUCKING IDIOT
possible game breaking out!
stop sitting on yer lead, Saints! Hippo needs double cover
Watching Trading Places now. Its holds up. Almost…
?2
Jamie Lee Curtis’s bare breasts definitely hold up.
I wouldn’t be surprised if they sagged just a little bit.
A brief search is showing they’re holding up over time. In more ways that one.
I’m sure she can afford a lift.
Beef jerky time!!!!
So when Ty Pennington did it it was ok, but when Ted Danson did it…
Frank’s right, it’s all about the correct shade of shoe polish
That is a lot of potentially shitty football next week
Not a good Sunday for Buddy.
Not all hindquarters need to be appreciated…
This reminds me…I haven’t talked to my father in a while. I should call him up tomorrow…
I have so many questions about sunblock
Putting his money where his crack is.
If I were a member of the illuminati i’d pay a hitman to kill every Taco Bell executive.
Since that hasn’t happened yet it can only mean… no!
4th Meal is the fourth meal of the day.
‘Fourth’ has 6 letters in it.
6 plus 3 other meals equals 9.
Taco Bell value menu has 11 items on it…
Oh god forget I said anything, I dont want anything to do with this Mr. Taco Belluminati sir! I don’t even know what I was talking about just now.
(walks away whistling)
That smile on Tyran’s face, she knows just one more quarter left until a Saints victory
Come on Panthers, score a TD and make this fucking interesting.
Joe Buck now looks like a sometimes passable female-to-male transsexual
He should work on being a sometimes passable play-by-play commentator
Hormones can’t do that brother man
Or genes, obviously.
So Bills fans donated $350,000 dollars to the Andy & Jordan Dalton Foundation and got…that game today.
So the moral of the story, NFL only rewards corruption and ill deeds.
“Duh”
–Jerry Jones
They got Marvin Lewis’d by association
If the Bengals send you to the playoffs, you become the Bengals is a hell of a Faustian bargain.
Even in cold water?
Someone tell the Panthers that just because Steph Curry has shown interest in owning the team doesn’t mean scoring 3 points every possession is going to work.
Well a pregnant lady having a stomach bug isn’t a good thing, FOX. She’s stomaching for two!
Flu has also been deadlier this year than normal
NOPE
It’s about time we start appreciating the powerful hindquarters of all sorts of species!
See? I knew Dok liked my ass.
Didn’t she want to put some eyeliner on it?
LMFAO.
I don’t think that was quite the plan, but I like how you’re thinking.
*cancels kayaking trip in Everglades*
OH AN HE SEXY!
any kind of points on this drive and carolina are as good as fucked
I’m starting to think Cam Newton isn’t as good at this Footbally thing after all.
I’m starting to think the assault Can has been enduring on the field these last few years are taking some kind of toll.
Starting to think more along the lines that Carolina aren’t good at it, either
I suddenly have a craving for SPONCH!
http://d3dyukvaoxce77.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Southern_Decadence_2013_Kim_Welsh_9675259560_473c683bf4.jpg
Discussion: If you were to win those 4 Super Bowl Tickets For Life, how often do you think you’d actually go, outside of it being your team playing? I feel like I’d get kind of tired of going each year, or just not give a shit about either team or fanbase to want to deal with it.
Who’s paying for other accomodations/travel? I think I’d sell some to pay for other years. And life events would dictate.
sell every non-Donks year
I mean, the tickets are so valuable that I would have to make it a yearly event with a couple friends. Especially with the NFL being worse when seen live at the stadium, it’s better to not care about who is playing and just enjoy the spectacle. Do a whole weekend on the town (assuming the game isn’t played in a shitty location).
If I need the money, sell.
If I don’t, send Dad & family and friends on alternating years.
Gotta read the fine print.
So I’d only have a couple years worth of tickets to worry about.
Tyran obviously swoon over a long, meastly 57-yarder
No more RUSH score. Sad!
I guess this Signals the end of that trend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fOjsIxinDk
Which is appropriate, since this game will end in a Countdown and (unlike 2112) will also end with Tears.
You could say the Panthers are getting ready to Exit…stage left.
YEEEEEEAAAAHH
They still have a Ghost of a Chance at least.
Just a couple of Touchdowns and a couple of defensive stops and Presto, they’re back in the game.
You’d think they might Roll the Bones on 4th down.
If only they were Driven enough to take the gamble.
I hope that Cam at least exhibits some grace under pressure.
meastly kick
Auburn taught Cam that all they need to tie it is a touchdown and a two point conversion.
Tim Tebow has a more unconventional definition of a two point conversion.
gimmie all yo flags
You’re welcome
https://www.instagram.com/iamyanetgarcia/?hl=en
these games blow. Only Titans was funny but we all knew what was going to happen with Andy Reid at the helm.
I headed to the bar at half-time of the KC game and had to watch the second half with no sound on my phone. I have become more pissed off about this as the weekend has progressed.
— Otto’s brain
Realized the Tits play the Pats next week. Ironically, that’s where weathermegababe Pamela ended up at. Lucky Boston Massholes, as usual. They get everything.
THREE DEGREE CHESTAH, AM I RIGHT
Sir your Taunton will freeze to death out there. Then I’ll see you in hell.
MOAH LIKE FAWKIN TAINTON
QUINZEE RAWKS
My nephew coached shot put and javelin at Taunton High School last year. His athletes never did well against the other towns because they were mostly a bunch of tiny Portuguese kids. Please note that I did not use any of the local racist terms for the Portuguese kids.
So you saying the Tits are going to meet the NE? Ha? Ha?!
I’ll sit in the corner and thing about what I’ve done.
Obviously not a recent screen capture.
But plenty of nice temps up there
– Y. Garcia
Nice in Spanish.
Bonito.
(Hand to God, I’m not making that up.)
Which is weirdly unrelated to the japanese dried fish flakes
I’d love for her Warm Front to become Stationary on my Boundary, if you know what I mean.
Cool score, man.
And the Meek shall inherit the league.
– E. Manning
Saints hold Panthers to another FG, but since Brees and the offense is on the sidelines Tyran won’t bother. Busy playing pool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTENoLk7cUo
Hey! Symmetrical score!
DAMMIT WCS!!!!!!!!
😛
Dammit.
take my upvote
Early labor, or did they plan it with the expectation of not making the playoffs?
In Buffalo they just fuck whenever to escape the sadness.
I mean, it’s not a bad plan. Also explains the teenage pregnancy rate in the south.
Even if perfectly planned, plus/minus a week after the end of the season would be cutting things kinda close.
Cam almost fucked that one up.
“What did you expect? His kind are too lazy to progress to another receiver. “
-Jerry Richardson
If football is now just kids breaking into mayhem and celebrating trick shots/kicks/catches on social media, it’s an enormous upgrade from the NFL.
https://okl.scene7.com/is/image/OKL/one_kings_lane_new_orleans_travel_guide_1?wid=1000&op_sharpen=1
Wow, I’ve lost a lot of respect for Steve Bannon. And I had none to begin with.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/bannon-tries-to-make-amends-as-aides-defend-trumps-fitness/ar-BBHZDuR?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=ientp
My favorite part about this one is how the Princesses cap says “JEB”
When Rebecca Mercer pulled the plug on his funding, the game was up for Bannon. He had little choice but to come crawling back.
Nothing says populist revolutionary like living on the teet of a single wealthy donor.
And Seinfeld residuals!
/takes deep breath
…
Cuck.
no more Netfix and chill, how about…..
I sent to a lady friend. lets see what happens!
even the racing peeps on my timeline thinks the daytona day ad campaign is bullshit
21-9, Tyran feeling happy about her Saints
She seem lonely.
I should give her a call.
doinked it in
He can nail that, but fuck up a 25-yarder
okay
I have to admit, I always chuckle every time a kicker lines up the kick, and extends his arm out like he’s aiming.
I get that it’s pre-kick routine, etc. But it’s also hilarious bullshit.
Not exactly Babe Ruth calling his shot, is it?
Oh geez…don’t get me started on that.
At least not until April.