NFL News:
- Your new Bears head coach is Matt Nagy.
- He is/was the Chiefs OC in 2016. Prior to the Chiefs, he was with the Eagles from 2009-13.
- He played QB at Delaware, and spent 5 years in the Arena League.
- He is/was the Chiefs OC in 2016. Prior to the Chiefs, he was with the Eagles from 2009-13.
- SHOCKING: Richie Incognito is being accused of dropping some slurs in the Bills loss versus the Jags.
- Specifically, Jags DE Yannick Ngakoue accused Incognito of making “some weak racist slurs” during the game.
- SHOCKING #2: Cam’s concussion protocol treatment during the loss to the Saints will be getting the once-over by the NFL.
- It will get the same scrutiny that Russell Wilson’s protocol did when he spent the three minutes in the tent back in November, a move which cost the Seahawks $100,000.
- SHOCKING #3: Jeff Triplette was reportedly so bad on Saturday he decided to retire.
- Now, this morning, the controversy is that the NFL knew he was retiring, and gave him a playoff game upon which to ride off into the sunset.
Finally, this is pretty savage.
Game preview: JV Falcons versus JV Patriots
I don’t care what the spread is, this game is Bama’s to lose. They could theoretically win their 5th National Championship in nine years, so as much as we like to rip on Nick Satan Saban, you have to allow that Alabama has shown a remarkable pattern of success since his hiring.
From everything I read, it sounds like this game comes down to whether Georgia’s two-headed running monster can overcome Alabama’s stifling #1-ranked run defence. Seniors Nick Chubb and Sony Michel both have surpassed the 1,000-yard mark this fall, boosting their career totals to a combined 8,259 yards, moving them past Eric Dickerson and Craig James – of Southern Methodist fame in the early 1980s – on the all-time list for tandem running backs.
Because, from having watched the two semi-final games, Georgia doesn’t have much of a defence, and Alabama can put up points fairly quickly. A freshman QB, no matter how poised, doesn’t have much to draw upon if he gets flustered. If the game turns to Bama quickly, I think we all have to reflect on how supremely talented DeShaun Watson is, and how what he did for Clemson last year might be considered a miracle. I’m keeping RAW on redial if this game becomes a blowout by halftime.
SI.com has a story on the game’s punters, which isn’t half-bad. Read all the way to the bottom, however, for the latest in America’s culinary demise, Batter – the edible cookie dough gelaterie.
Commercial airtime is averaging $1.2 million per 30-second spot. Kendrick Lamar is performing at halftime.
For you lovable gambling degenerates, Alabama is currently favoured by 4.5, and the over/under is 47.
Oh, and the President will be there, so I hope people enjoy the extra extra-security the game already has. In Canada, they’ve mostly stopped showing politicians on the big screen, because they always get booed. I wonder if they’ll show the Orange Face of Incompetence on the YUGGGGGE board, and if so what will the reaction be.
Update: Well, the protests are planned.
No surprise, since the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reminds its readers that Trump tweeted that Atlanta is “horrible” and “crime infested”.
Prediction:
What I want: Georgia 24-17
What I expect: Alabama 35-10
Tonight’s sports:
- College Football Playoff National Championship: Alabama vs. Georgia
- 8:15PM | ESPN / TSN
- NBA:
- Bucks at Pacers – 7:00PM | NBATV
- Raptors at Nets – 7:30PM | Sportsnet
- Nuggets at Warriors – 10:30PM | Sportsnet1
- WWE:
- Monday Night RAW – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
Unless you have a regional broadcast that interests you, it’s a pretty thin sports schedule tonight.
AGREED!
Sooooo…
If I go to Athens and wait for Mel Tucker and kill him, that’s more premeditated than if I just drive to Atlanta tonight and drown him in a hotel bathtub right?
#deathpenaltyfoartwbs
/asking foar a friend
As your attorney I highly recommend that you either do not do this, or do it but delete this post first.
Cool.
Retainer and tix to Hartsfield-Jackson are in the mail.
See you soon. Kisses.
Correct. /ISawNothing
Still not sure how he made it out of Chicago alive.
Yup, there we go.
Found one that shows the approach.
I’m in love.
Here we go.
Officials kept ’em just close enough.
smgdh
UGa is going to win. Try to enjoy this.
Ok, not that part. But the rest of it.
I hope you’re right.
I don’t think you are tho.
So this is a thing….Ibuprofen alters human testicular physiology
http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2018/01/03/1715035115.full
Hehe, PNAS
“How do you beat Alabama?”
The 14th Amendment?
I’d prefer #2 at the moment.
There’s no way ‘Bama’s getting outgunned. Out-thought, sure. Out-not-having-rickets, possibly, unless Mississippi and/or Arkansas is involved. Out-literacied? Certainly.
But you ain’t out-gunning them.
How is that guy still in the fucking game!?
Because he can clothesline the guys in red instead!
Saban still angry he didnt get a golden globe for this
Bleh fucked up the tag dont bother
?w=1000
Nick Saban could usurp the title of Emperorer from both Palpatine and Augustus, and still he’d still complain how it effected recruiting.
Can you just hit I and close /iafter url, use or what to do an inline image. I am post dumb
No mark up needed. Just post the URL:
Thanks
BULLFUCKINGSHIT
Nacho?
chip guy is my hero!
Nurse, more freezer vodka, STAT!
Coaches challenge!
CNN is calling this one for UGa
THAT BETTER GODDAMNED BE OVERRULED ON VIDEO AND AN INTERCEPTION FUCK YOU IF IT ISN’T.
“Because son, as I’ve told you so many times about so many things we can’t have, it’s because we live in Alabama.”
?w=1000
Yeah, that’s not an INT though.
Yes it was.
Control. He had control.
He had control, he had the ball, but he didn’t have control and the ball.
If you think about it, it’s pretty much like my Junior Prom.
Yes, he did.
If he didn’t have control of the ball, he’d have dropped it.
But like I said….
Yeah, that’s what my date told all her friends the next day.
OK
Nice.
I understand the whole ruling on the field, etc.
Dude had control.
Switching hands to keep control.
This whole what is a catch what is not and let’s see if it the ball is moving even slightly on video bullshit is exactly that.
Video has ruined the game of football.
Granted, it was ruled not an interception on the field so I’ll shut my mouth now.
But he caught that it damn well was an interception.
Is It a Catch, JV edition!
/I’m gonna say not a catch.
The “A” is for effort!
Feisty with the boots
Teams from Georgia and Alabama with a lot of speed? No shit.
The grad students call it amphetamines.
I knew Mel Tucker would go pussy and fuck this up.
Here it comes
Now that was a hit.
Okay, that was a good joke from Tebow in that commercial.
(smart car stops to Alabama mascot)
Tebow: “The car stopped for me?”
I forgot about this…. if you want a distraction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc78HYRav1o
Fromm had the slant wide assed open.
Fuck freshmen.
truth.
Meh, he’d have thrown it at his feet even if he’s seen the progression in time.
Shoulda been first check down for a frosh tho.
Jeebus.
“Gladly! …You mean high school, right?” -Roy Moore
“One time I had a slant wide-assed open too. Was in some back alley in Bangkok with a hairy motherfucker named Ron, or Rod or maybe Rob. My memory of that night is kinda hazy. Anyway, there’s this little number givin’ me the eye; I think she was a Ja…”
/Bill Parcells, just before leaving TV to “spend more time with my family”
Oh #48 most certainly did go after a coach. Holy shit.
https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/950578313302601728
JuCo ball for him next season
I think he’ll be transferring real soon.
I’d be shocked if he’s still on that sideline. If I’m a captain, I’m ripping of his jersey myself.
If Saban doesn’t ritually sacrifice him first.
Now players are collapsing on the ‘Bama sideline. Hopefully nothing too serious but if I had to guess I think we’re seeing exactly how long Saban’s deal with Lucifer ran for.
What the… What did #48 do to #28?!
That’s some quality tackling right there.
Can’t wait to never see him play for the Cowboys
Fuck this. Might as well be resigned to it.
That was less than brilliant.
Whose ‘Bama’s 3rd String QB?
Me.
-Trent Green
Georgia got some sick WRs
Alabama #48 right now
That needs to be the next Mayhem commercial.
The best timeline is happening.
Did 48 just go after a coach? Fuck the game, put the cameras on the sidelines.
I would say they’s fallen apart
HOW DO YOU NOT GET TOSSED FOR THROWING A FUCKING A PUNCH HOLY SHIT PPL!!!!!!!!
The Illuminati backs Bama. And taco bell.
That’s be the only time “backed up” and “Taco Bell” were uttered in the same sentence.
No sir; ‘toilet’ is added.
You already know the answer.
Sadly, yes.
In honor of the inevitable Alabama win:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy_4JmGCt-Q
Since when did the Right Guard become an Eligible Receiver?
The Bama bribe check cleared at halftime.
And I’ll always have a soft spot for alabama for this:
I think the spread on that was ‘Bama by 10.5 and one of my great regrets in life was not putting my 401K on Alabama, because there was no way that game wasn’t going to turn out exactly the way it did. ND was so overrated that* year
*every
I remember the pre-game show being all about how ND was being “disrespected” LMAO
My favirite joke was the irony of notre dame going undefeated with their easy schedule made a better argument for a college playoff than any one loss team ever did
THIS GUY FROMM I CALL HIM ETHAN BECAUSE HE JUST FUCKED UP LIKE A GUY DRIVING A SLED INTO A TREE!!!
How many virgins does Nick Saban have on that sideline?!
Uh oh, has anyone checked on Weaselo?
Why do you think I’ve never been to Alabama?
There’s a whole multitude of reasons I can think of.
Not gonna lie, as enticing as watching alabama lose is, i dislike anything that makes mel Tucker look good
I have a bad feeling that I know how this game is going to end.
Goddammit Fromm.
bouce bounce
The turnover came Fromm nowhere!
People who do call-in orders at coffee-shops so they can jump the line should be gassed.
I can see if you have a huge order to bring to a meeting or some shit, but yeah, maybe scalded to death.
I can make an exception for that. Plus it sucks to be the guy sent out to get that order and have to deliver while everyone in line stares daggers into your back.
Somebody better tie a rope around that fucker’s ass and keep him reigned in.
I will drive to Atlanta and kill that fucker if he gets flagged again.
I’m not even watching the game but i kinda want to see this happen
I’d like to see a replay of what they’re doing. It’s got to be pretty good for officials to be telling a GA team to knock it off in GA.
It was warranted. Though I’d question if it got flagged going the other way….let’s just say.
Undisputed 4th Best Team in the Nation!
Slow your roll. I’d still put you ahead of Clemson.
TOP THREE ASSHOLES
Dawgs bench doing their best to sabotage themselves, even though fuck it, I’d be excited too.
You’re not getting paid to keep your shit reigned in.
He better fucking check himself.
Alohaception!
Tua-over
He’ll be doin’ Samoanin’ about that one amirite?
I forget, is the Deluxe version better or the Supreme?
Hey! A.J. Green finally made it to a Championship Game!