Your “One More Monday Night Game? But It’s JV NFL? Whatever…I’LL TAKE IT!” Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

  • Your new Bears head coach is Matt Nagy.
    • He is/was the Chiefs OC in 2016. Prior to the Chiefs, he was with the Eagles from 2009-13.
      • He played QB at Delaware, and spent 5 years in the Arena League.
  • SHOCKING: Richie Incognito is being accused of dropping some slurs in the Bills loss versus the Jags.
    • Specifically, Jags DE Yannick Ngakoue accused Incognito of making “some weak racist slurs” during the game.
  • SHOCKING #2: Cam’s concussion protocol treatment during the loss to the Saints will be getting the once-over by the NFL.
    • It will get the same scrutiny that Russell Wilson’s protocol did when he spent the three minutes in the tent back in November, a move which cost the Seahawks $100,000.
  • SHOCKING #3: Jeff Triplette was reportedly so bad on Saturday he decided to retire.
    • Now, this morning, the controversy is that the NFL knew he was retiring, and gave him a playoff game upon which to ride off into the sunset.

Finally, this is pretty savage.


Game preview: JV Falcons versus JV Patriots

I don’t care what the spread is, this game is Bama’s to lose. They could theoretically win their 5th National Championship in nine years, so as much as we like to rip on Nick Satan Saban, you have to allow that Alabama has shown a remarkable pattern of success since his hiring.

From everything I read, it sounds like this game comes down to whether Georgia’s two-headed running monster can overcome Alabama’s stifling #1-ranked run defence. Seniors Nick Chubb and Sony Michel both have surpassed the 1,000-yard mark this fall, boosting their career totals to a combined 8,259 yards, moving them past Eric Dickerson and Craig James – of Southern Methodist fame in the early 1980s – on the all-time list for tandem running backs.

Because, from having watched the two semi-final games, Georgia doesn’t have much of a defence, and Alabama can put up points fairly quickly. A freshman QB, no matter how poised, doesn’t have much to draw upon if he gets flustered. If the game turns to Bama quickly, I think we all have to reflect on how supremely talented DeShaun Watson is, and how what he did for Clemson last year might be considered a miracle. I’m keeping RAW on redial if this game becomes a blowout by halftime.

SI.com has a story on the game’s punters, which isn’t half-bad. Read all the way to the bottom, however, for the latest in America’s culinary demise, Batter – the edible cookie dough gelaterie.

  

Commercial airtime is averaging $1.2 million per 30-second spot. Kendrick Lamar is performing at halftime.

For you lovable gambling degenerates, Alabama is currently favoured by 4.5, and the over/under is 47.

Oh, and the President will be there, so I hope people enjoy the extra extra-security the game already has. In Canada, they’ve mostly stopped showing politicians on the big screen, because they always get booed. I wonder if they’ll show the Orange Face of Incompetence on the YUGGGGGE board, and if so what will the reaction be.

Update: Well, the protests are planned.

No surprise, since the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reminds its readers that Trump tweeted that Atlanta is “horrible” and “crime infested”.

Seriously – he needed this at the Army-Navy game?

Prediction:

What I want: Georgia 24-17

What I expect: Alabama 35-10


Tonight’s sports:

  • College Football Playoff National Championship: Alabama vs. Georgia
    • 8:15PM | ESPN / TSN
  • NBA:
    • Bucks at Pacers – 7:00PM | NBATV
    • Raptors at Nets – 7:30PM | Sportsnet
    • Nuggets at Warriors – 10:30PM | Sportsnet1
  •  WWE:
    • Monday Night RAW – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360

Unless you have a regional broadcast that interests you, it’s a pretty thin sports schedule tonight.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Senor Weaselo

Blankenship with the Most Xtreme Field Goal Challenge.

Mr. Ayo

Nonononononono.

King Hippo

oh my

King Hippo

and I betcha Nicky goes for 6 even if UGA no score here

Mr. Ayo

Do you believe you can win this fight this morning?

Mr. Ayo

Is this ref a professional orator? So well spoken.

Senor Weaselo

Did the ref say the Mercedes Bowl?

King Hippo

these coaches really both deserve to lose

Horatio Cornblower

A million times this

blaxabbath

Oh? Google says OT?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

“Wow, what a kick!” -Charlie Brown

Brick Meathook

I TOTALLY CALLED THAT MISS YOU SAW ME

WCS

PRAISE SHA’HKLNOR

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

SHAN’KHOR BE PRAISED!!!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

SHANKS FOR THE SHANK GODDESS!

Mr. Ayo

Folks,,,

theeWeeBabySeamus

Take it Ayo….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

WordPress trying to cock-block me with a duplicate message. YEAH NO SHIT, THIS IS JV FOOTBAWL!

Gatoraids

Shanklor be praised

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

SEE?

Mr. Ayo

Nailed it!

-Blair Walsh

Gratliff

Looool

Senor Weaselo

I expected Hurts to fumble it somehow.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Doughnut?

King Hippo

well, at least he got it off the hash, bet he still misses it.

Senor Weaselo

THIS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME I CALL IT SENOR’S LOVE LIFE BECAUSE JUST WHEN YOU THINK SOMETHING GOOD MIGHT HAPPEN FOR ONCE YOU REMEMBER IT NEVER WORKS OUT THE WAY YOU PREFER IT.

Brick Meathook

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Brocky

….mom?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey look, why didn’t Satan get flagged for fucking around on the field????

See my point now?

King Hippo

UGA has no timeouts, a playfake would be both safe and effective here

King Hippo

oh my God the idiot’s leaving it to his shitass, swarthy kicker

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Well, I’d rather Alabama have a National Championship than have a pedophile in the Senate.

Brocky

I mean, they’ve likely had both at the same time on multiple occasions

Gatoraids

Pray to Lord Shanklor

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wish I’d bet ‘Bama as I was tempted to do tho.
Coulda got ‘Bama -2.5.

I’m an idiot.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Now, 3 don’t cover the spread.

And HEY they do know teh facemask signal!!

Mr. Ayo

I’m finalizing edits on my Blair Walsh post.

King Hippo

they’s on the hash, I’d be ready

Horatio Cornblower

The officiating in this game has been…”interesting”, to say the least.

Mr. Ayo

Oh, they got that one.

King Hippo

#SituationalAwareness

theeWeeBabySeamus

Barring a ‘Bama turnover, this is over.
I’m calling it a night.

King Hippo

20 pts in a half from a guy getting 5 YPA

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Isn’t GA supposed to have a really good run game? Why are they passing it so much?

WCS

Andy Reid took over the OC position.

Horatio Cornblower

Bama does have some serious good BBQ.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

*had

Horatio Cornblower

Last time Georgia folded up this fast late in the game Sherman was running things for the Federals.

Gratliff

Coup de grace imminent

King Hippo

this is some quality misery porn by the camera crew

theeWeeBabySeamus

Really Herbstreit?????? THAT’S THE FIRST TIME TONIGHT WE’VE SEEN FROMM OUT OF SYNC??????

Holy shit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Watch now while UGa goes even more pussy.
Kirby not so Smart.

King Hippo

I don’t think he was even throwin’ to that fella

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nope. Satan is blessed.

King Hippo

an angel ,, ppl forget that

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, so am I.
Nobody writes stories about me tho.

rockingdog

cool! that was a sick throw.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Imma gas up the truck now.
Horatio, I expect my ass to be out on bond by daybreak.

Then crank and hookers on me.

Brick Meathook

Get out of jail and go to Waffle House.

Mr. Ayo

Where do you think he’s getting the crank and hookers?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehehehe.
Shhhh man…be cool.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

I’m firing up the helicopter now
/does not own a helicopter

WCS

Oh. Crap.

King Hippo

Boo RadleyDOWN!!

Spanky Datass

Things I Think I Heard In The Coaches Film Room Broadcast … Tonight!:

“You gotta’ get meat too get movement.”

Brick Meathook

Man I just turned this thing on. I did not expect this score.