Don’t get me wrong-I think this will be a low-scoring, hard-fought tilt with plenty of hits and I’m all for it. What else do I be thinking? To know that we must go… TO THE GAME!
Minnesota/Philadelphia:
At long last more than a few denizens of The City of Brotherly Love will discover what it is like to throw up with a dog mask on their face. There won’t be any whips or the like involved but there could be a police baton or two making an appearance. Jason Kelce has informed the fans that there is some etiquette involved saying, “Remember, take off the mask before you spit on your buddy’s girlfriend. Manners are important!”
Injuries:
Safety Sendejo is out of concussion protocol and Adam Thielen is a go despite having ‘tiny cracks in his spine’.(?!) When you’re made of 100% grit these kinds of injuries are to be expected.
Matchup Mayhem:
Everson Griffin vs. Hal Vaitai: Hooo boy this won’t be pretty. Vaitai was ranked 47th out of 55 lineman in Pass-blocking Efficiency according to PFF. Griffin has 13 sacks so far and 61 pressures. Foles is a pocket passer that needs some protection. Does the qb have two consecutive non-Foles-ian games in him? We shall see…
Stats That Don’t Much Matter:
The Vikes have lost 5 straight NFC Championship games. They also have a 6-2 road record this year. The Eagles are giving up an average of 10.3 points per game at home since late October. Yikes. I guess it’ll come down to which qb makes the fewest mistakes. (shudders when he recalls Keenum’s ‘toss it up, see where it goes’ interception to Marcus Williams last week)
Bring your “A” game fellas and don’t forget to do your stretches!
Long one: https://gfycat.com/BadUnselfishAdeliepenguin
The full-sized version is pretty big. https://gfycat.com/UnhealthyContentHoopoe
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The full-sized version is pretty big. https://gfycat.com/MiserlyScentedHomalocephale
The full-sized version at 2/3 speed: https://gfycat.com/ThatWigglyHyrax
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The full-sized version is pretty big. https://gfycat.com/ThoroughBraveBunting
https://gfycat.com/DefiniteScratchyArcticwolf
More Deborah Secco booty. https://pixxxels.org/gallery/25tcxthfa/
What? No YOU walked into a door stone cold sober.
Holy shit Senor…20-10 SOG?
da Fuq????
That seems like a lot.
It’s the new style, give up a fuckton of SOG and see how it works out! (Spoilers: Poorly.)
[Ron Howard] It doesn’t.
I have a garment bag where I keep my jerseys. It has my Andre Dawson jersey and my various Vikings jerseys. I gathered my jerseys including 2 Alan Page and my more recent Harrison Smith jersey and I laid the bag reverently on my bed, took the jerseys on their hangers and slowly zipped the bag up as if for internment then hung them back in the deepest corner of the closet where they will remain at rest until next year.
And now their watch has ended.
As is mine: I do not intend to watch any more football this season.
Sorry dude. Sincerely.
They’ll be back next year.
Case, Teddy, or Sam next year?
I’d vote foar Teddy. Shop the other two out to the highest bidder and upgrade elsewhere.
Does he get the heaviest-duty knee brace?
Yep.
Plus he’s got a brain in there unlike the other two.
3 penalties taken, 3 power play goals given up. Fuck. Everything.
What channel? I’d like to witness someone else’s misery besides my own.
😛
It’s kinda sad when one comes to the realization that they have now become their parent’s parent. In addition to being everyone else in the family’s parent.
And this is me we’re talking about people. I’m now the Patriarch. How fucking scary is THAT ????
Fucking A….I miss California even more now.
/happy thoughts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVHUjzZZGQ4
Wait, do you have a kid?
A lot of them, actually. Though technically I didn’t make any of them directly.
That you’re aware of.
That’s one mistake I never made.
Trust me.
Not that it matters anymore.
I’m responsible for all the progeny my asshole brother made now.
And then another fucking penalty.
Aaaaaaand Ice Rammit’s tied it up with 2 PP goals.
Pablo Escobar’s hippos running amok-this was not in “Narcos” https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/05/160510-pablo-escobar-hippos-colombia/
I always wondered where Hippo was from! I wonder how he get’s internet out there, it looks pretty remote.
Colombia’s not that big. Just mountainous.
That depends on which actress plays her.
/that’s a Rocky Horror Picture Show joke.
What the fuck? Hippos kill far more people than any other land mammal.
I see Philly fans have adopted the Donovan McNabb school of thought by celebrating their conference championship win like they just won the Superb owl
It’s closest thing their ever going to have to a title. Let them have it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCPThoaNDoo
That album is excellent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=83&v=-pVT_mvvZLo
NFC champs anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfxL0CNJICY
I miss the Summerall/Madden booth.
This is Patriots tenth Superb Owl appearance, two more than the Stillers, Cowboys, and Donks.
Fuck them, fuck the NFL, fuck everyone and everything associated with this corrupt pile of horseshit.
Got reallllllyyyy high and found this…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrVPj2cGoSw
Attention:
Testicles.
That will be all.
/Looks down
All present and accounted for!
Well, it’s 2-0 Ice Giants, so so far so good.
Okay, gonna Civ it up, later gators!
Nite Dok.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is at this ski event, which is apparently in Austria.
He looks cold.
He got soft living in L.A.
Okie doke. I don’t do local news. Time to go cook dinner.
Thanks for a fun night folks, in spite of me losing out on a lot of moola. Doh!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTzzQeu3O5k
Love this song
Oh, the Swiss are winning the skiing downhill thingie? Colour me surprised.
/Hippo took the Austrians and the points
Hey, let’s badger each other while the patient dies, oh for fuck’s sake
Oh dear God, the acting…..and the writing…
“We can’t she’ll die”
“scalpel”
Surgeons: A chance to cut is a chance to cure.
All non-surgeons: A chance to cut is a chance to kill.
Yes this is real in the medical academia field. Kinda like the two party system.
I have no fucking clue what field The REsident or the Renegade Doctor are in. I get that Head of Surgery and Talented Minority Resident are surgeons, but the other two ain’t done surgery, just ER stuff.
Me neither. I stopped watching after the shitty stupid CPR scene.
I hate medical shows.
Are you watching ER or are you just watching something that is recycling old ER episodes?
I’m watching slalom racing.
If I were in charge of plotting out the race course I would put all the turns at the bottom so that the skiers would build up a huge head of steam and then have to brake like motherfuckers and start carving tight turns.
What channel on? I dig skiing way more than I enjoy stabbing myself in the brain with shitty medical show premiers.
NBCSH.
Whatever the hell that is.
OH HEY, NEW TwIST ON OLD CLICHE!! I WON”T SPONSOR YOUR VISA IF YOU DON’T LET ME KILL THIS PATIENT WITH THIS FANCY ROBOT SURGERY MACHINE!
Conflicted. On one hand, this is a horrible show and I’m not enjoying it at all. On the other, I’m kind of intrigued about how many cliches they can hit. They’re on track for all and maybe making some new ones.
Cliche bingo?
Let’s do some music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDK0xdiHBcQ
Let’s music some doo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozKLHFxAvAo
LOL.
I am NOT liking that.
Ahhh fuck it, yes I am.
NON-TRADItIONAL TREATMENT BY RENEGADE DOCTOR WORKS AND HEAD OF SURGERY TAKES CREDIT!
BINGO!
WAS IT LUPUS!?!!?
It’s ALWAYS Lupus….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONRLZIY7gbs
This is the only time tonight I’ve seen a guy in an Eagles jersey get stopped.
https://www.reddit.com/r/eagles/comments/7s25fd/eagles_fan_gets_wrecked_by_pole/
Yeah, fuck this shit. OMG MEDICINE IS MORALLY COMPLICATED!! OMG THERE IS A PROFIT MOTIVE!! OMG DOCTORS MAKE MISTAKES!! OMG DOCTORS AND NURSES WANT TO DO THE RIGHT THING!!
you forgot OMG, THIS DOCTOR IS A JERK BUT HE IS STILL A GOOD DOCTOR
it’S a twist! Both the good and shitty doctors are jerks!
The gay cop from True Detective season two is playing David Koresh in a mini-series.
The Waco siege was the first real media shitstorm.
Onion on my belt alert:
I saw that ad and said to lady BFC, “eh, I lived through the media coverage of that, I don’t need to watch the fucking miniseries.”
As much as I hate cops, he was a pedophile monster who deserved to die.
From the creator of Autistic Doctor, comes “Double Amputee Pilot”
Debuing tomorrow on CBS
Tune in next week to see if he gets the plane’s landing gear down before his own!
What next? Someone has lupus? Renegade doctor tries a non FDA approved treatment while Resident clucks in disapproval? Resident learns a valuable lesson and comes to respect renegade Doctor, despite his unconventional techniques?
Looks like you missed your calling.
I will never understand why they didn’t have it turn out to be lupus in the last episode.
OH AN HE NOT GIVING UP ON HER (and he got a heartbeat)
And yes, he’s right. She’s brain dead.
Even if she wasn’t, she wasn’t exactly gonna have a great life *shrug*
Or worse….almost brain dead.
Ask my ex how much she enjoyed the last few years I gave her by “saving her life” with CPR which was performed very quickly upon no endogenous O2 perfusion.
If she could tell you, I suspect she’d tell you I shouldn’t have.
And then I got investigated for attempted murder even.
And you guys wonder why I’m as fucked in the head as I am.
I chalked it up to having to be a NC State fan…
Hehehehehe.
Well that isn’t a plus, to be sure.
Who’s wondering?
Your Mom.
(sorry, sorry….I regretted that one but clicked post before I could stop myself)
Is this about the chode?
/makes mental note to rule out several categories of jokes going forward
Please don’t.
If I can joke about it so can you. That’s life.
TV CPR cracks me up every time.
That it doesn’t crack up the patients is what makes it funny is like the definition of irony.
OH THE YOUNG RENEGADE DOCTOR IS HAVING A CONFRONTATION WITH THE HEAD OF SURGERY!! A DIABETIC HAD HIS tOE FALL OFF! THERE”S A HYSTERICAL IV DRUG USER WHO IS ALSO A HOT YOUNG WOMAN!
And the inevitable failure of planning
Fuck yo’ Crisco and fuck the popo.
Actually, if I’m gonna fuck the po-po, Crisco is going to be a critical component.
Nah, bro. Dry dog them raw.
OMG HE’S TELLING HIM TO BREAK ALL THE RULES!! NOT A CLICHE AT ALL!
Given the sexiness of the main character, I had assumed that that show was basically going to be “Rex Grossman, M.D.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXpsFGflT7U
That’ll probably be part of it, since he did make a sort of going deep joke….But as far as I can tell, it’s basically every medical show cliche mixed in with the occasional catty comment or edgy scene that’s supposed to make us think the writers are ‘with it’ but it’s not actually parody so it’s all out of place
At least they can cut Keenum now.
That’s an above average tushy right there.
I have no idea who that is, but respect the fact that she doesn’t skip leg day
Her name is Deborah Secco, and this is from something called “Insensato Coração.”
People gettin’ happy
Fun Fact, you CAN set power lines on fire! After that they passed an anti-rioting ordanace in College Park
City of Philadelphia forgot that Crisco is fucking flammable.
All right Ice Giants, try not to put the cherry on top of this monumental shit of a day.
/Wait they’re playing Ice Rammit in LA? They’ll lose.