Are you ready? Last Sunday was oh-so-glorious and I’m not sure how it can be topped but the bowels of my being are telling me it will be. Perhaps that’s last night’s chili talking, I’ve no idea. What the heckfire am I waiting for? TO THE GAME!
Jacksonville/New England:
Some football fans down Florida way are talking about The Coughlin Effect transforming this team. “So what is The Coughlin Effect?”, you may ask. Well, as a Giants fan I can tell you it involves not wearing hats in meetings, setting the clocks in the practice facility five minutes ahead and treating any and all injuries with bloodletting-you know, basic crotchety old man stuff. I’ve no doubt that when he was first told that players were kneeling during the anthems his gut reaction was to foam at the mouth.
Injuries:
Tom Brady has some stitches in his paw-paw. Will he play? (yes) Will he wear a glove? (maybe) Will it affect his game? (no) Do I like question marks? (most assuredly)
Stratergizering:
Rumour has it that Adele would like to see Jalen Ramsay on the Gronkster but the Jags D usually covers te’s with a safety (Church/Gipson) or Myles Jack. Besides the fact that Ramsey is out-weighed by a good fifty pounds, what of Brandin Cooks? I can’t see the Jags pulling something special out of their game plan hat today.
Here’s a Problem:
Their names are Hurns, Westbrook, Cole and Lee. That’s not the name of a law firm, that’s the Jags receiving corpse. If the team falls behind by two scores it’s not going to be pretty. That said, I think the speedy Westbrook just might grab a TD on some sort of trickery dickery dock.
Old Adage is old:
War. Won. Trenches. You know how it goes but if Jacksonville’s d-line of Ngakoue, (another strip-sack maybe?) Campbell, Jackson, Dareus and Fowler play as they have been recently the timing that Brady & Co. depend so much upon will be jiggered and they’ll be out of their comfort zone.
Have at ‘er darlings-it’s all yours now.
I missed the 1st qtr, but I like what I just came home to.
won 5 bills betting against our shitty wolves too! today gon’ be a good day
I haven’t even seen that score yet. Good bet tho.
Maybe 5 bills is scaring me a little tho.
One of those Bills was Richie Incognito, so it’s a mixed blessing at best.
“No flag? He laid hands upon owah receevah! No one denies this!!!”
Brady’s going to start whining next series
Playoff pouting Brady is the best….
What exactly is a fair catch?
What? A Patriots receiver wanted a flag and there wasn’t a penalty? Fetch my fainting couch!
Do P*ts receivers just expect the flag on every play now?
QUIT ACTING LIKE A PACK OF DAHKIES AND PLAYA!!!
It’s been about 6 years now…
3 and out redux, muthaflippas!!
Where’s the FLAG!!!!!!!!!!!
Dreamboat has yips?
The Jags have made the playoffs before? All those stories about Mark Brunell are true?
He’s not just Buttfumble’s booger rag.
Jags scored-I’ve got plenty of kleenex if anyone else needs to clean up.
BrADY’S HANDS
I’m glad I’m not baked or else I’d watch this all day.
I mean, Pacific Rim was fun and all, but do we really need a second one?
Charlie is NOT going back to that bar!
Considering that there is a remake coming out of Death Wish, starring Bruce Willis…Hollywood should just die already…
the refs have awoken with that TD.
Fight Jags! Fight Jags!
Someone wake Ron Paul from his afternoon nap because IT’S HAPPENING ppl!!!
How tha fack dat ain’t Offensive PI bro?!?!
Once again, the fack’n NFL bias against da Pats!
NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!
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Bortles!
SURMOUNTABLE LEAD!!!!
Also, is it just me, or did Nance just call them the Jugwires?
Jegwhores?
ROMO is excite!!
Who are these Jagwires that Jim is speaking of?
OH BORTLES WON’T YOU TOSS ME A MERCEDES TD
THE PATS ARE ALL ASSHOLES, YOU MUST MAKE AMENDS
A Jaguar passing (to) a Marcedes?
Really surprised that play didn’t breakdown before it got out of the driveway.
Touchdown Fulham Jaguras!
We all float down here
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BORT!
Is Bortles finally for real or simply having a Flacco year?
Flacco year. Definitely.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
BORTDOWN!?!?!?
BORTLELOB BORTLEDOWN
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
J-A-G-U-R-A-S!!!!
neo-darren sproles is the hero we need
Saved this play/player for the title fixture. LOVE IT!
I believe the play is called “London Calling”.
Holy Shit, this can happen.
“MARVEL as, in a new age of female empowerment in Hollywood, Clint Eastwood casts three non-actors as themselves to lead and Judy Greer and Jenna Fischer get to play their wives!”
ah, back when ne was semi-tolerable
Is it wrong to hope for a literal “back breaking turnover” by TB12?
Not if you’re not in Dorchester.
FG territory already, jags can move the ball
are you watching, lions fans…
“There are Lions fans? Yer kidding me!”
-Lions fans
this seems SO WEIRD to say, but I like how BORT looks so far. Composed and in control.
He’s taking what they’re giving which is about the best he can do.
correct read every time, good footwork
And what they gave him before the game was a hash brownie. Bort’s feeling fiiiiiine.
BREAK ‘EM, BORTLES
Do it Jags! Do it for America!
Horny Fourny!
COUGHLIN SIGHTING!
He was chewing out the hostess about the temperature of his stewed prunes.
Coughlin is working on a crossword puzzle in that booth.
Eli stills calls him asking if he can have the funnies.
Ads for TV shows I’ll never watch starring actors I’ve never heard of.
CBS!
Just wait for the inevitable SWAT/SEAL TEAM crossover!
Nice to see someone say ‘AFC South champions’ without giggling.
I do wonder if Watson and Luck had been able to play all season if the Titans and Jags would have even been over .500.
That’s the kind of arrogance and pretension we’ve all come to expect from Apple commercials.
what’s a commercial?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFEarBzelBs
What’s worse here? A Pats’ blowout, or a soul-crushing 3-0 Pats’ win that is equally enraging and boring?
A Pats’ blowout.
Does Dreamboat come out of it unscathed? Then yes.
I just want to be entertained before I throw my teeveee off the balcony later.
fuck, I at least need a cover…
The latter. The Pats have basically won all their Super Bowls by slim margins and seeing them pull off another victory like that would have me frothing mad.