Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.
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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.
John Clayton, 2/6/05 via espn.com
That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…
Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.
The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.
On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.
The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?
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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,
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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.
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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.
Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.
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Last day of the season! Let it out.
STOP COVERING GOOD SONGS
No Prince, but not terrible
There was the hologram of the corpse formerly known as Prince.
“I got this feelin’ in my bodyyyy”
Me too. It’s called nausea.
Thank god it’s over. Fuck you Pepsi
I have this muted and it’s still fucking awful.
I just can’t get over the fact that he seems to think he’s a Blood
At least he has extra zippers on his pants.
Those might come in handy.
this is the Jimmy Fallon of halftime Superb Owl shows.
Seizure inducing mirrors in 3…2…1
That exterior shot was cool
Family Super Bowl Update:
Mom: “Keeps asking if she’s winning a betting poll at work that’s somehow based on the score even though she doesn’t understand and expect everyone else to.”
Sister: “Keeps commenting on game and commercials so often that I’m not sure if she’s escaped the Satellite of Love and is still riffing or if my mom cheated and she’s part-(racial stereotype regarding commenting during movies omitted due to racial overtones and uncertainty if true).”
Dad: “Only other person who knows what’s going on, but isn’t feeling well so left game to lie down leaving me alone with above two.”
Me: “Wondering if we still have that shovel and how much lye I can buy at midnight without looking suspicious.”
It’s the boxes, isn’t it.
Yup.
That’s better
Stop calling out Minneapolis, idiot. 90% of the people in the stands are from somewhere else.
This guy makes coitus with Jessica Biel on a regular basis. Think about that?
You just had to do that?
At least its not as bad as Donald Trump making coitus with Milena Trump on a sporadic basis.
DFO Clubhouse in 30 seconds
(warning: gross)
https :// www. youtube.com/watch?v=zK0JaEde4VI
how much to have Harrison come out and tackle Timberlake?
Based on this performance, gonna get some lady parts tonight.
Oof
Hope Kevin Federline also appears at half or at least a K fed hologram
I also love my moonshine whisky better than I do my man
AAAARRRRGH HOW DARE YOU MURDERDEATHKILL
For some bizarre reason, my corner liquor store sells salsa but no chips.
Padre Weaselo is only watching for the possibility of “Dick in a Box.”
Hahahaha….that’s awesome.
My 5 year old granddaughter is dancing so I figured out the target audience.
YOU IDIOTS YOU’RE ENABLING HIM
hey Justin remember when you threw Janet under the bus?
He’s really a piece of shit.
https://twitter.com/ByeAshy/status/960198024252321792
Is the the timing all fucked up or is this supposed to be like this?
I hope Timberlake throws up a “C” at the end of the show
My stream is breaking up constantly during this halftime show and I can not differentiate it from a normal Justin Timberlake performance
I was thinking earlier today about how I really only like music that has a heartbeat. this shit doesn’t. Let’s listen to some filthy 30’s music instead.
Oh so Miss Fancy Pants thinks music actually requires “talent” and “soul”? Aren’t we special?
That’s some good lip-syncing
When does the B-2 put a B83 through the roof of BIRDMURDERDOME and end this?
I miss Up with People.
My Aunt sung with them!
My wife says the only way to salvage this is if the rest of Nsync shows up for Bye Bye Bye.
Consensus at the Sloth house: she’s not wrong.
…… i would not be opposed to this
Joey Fatone’s too busy doing hair restoration commercials
When I watch this all I think about is how awesome a RUSH halftime show would be, but that never happened.
I’m with you.
They finally pulled the plug on touring. Classic Prog-rock is officially dead.
I saw one of their R40 shows in Vegas a couple of years ago and they still had it.
Its times like this that i actually am thankful for having bad taste in music, so i can actually accept a half time show for what it is
At party with mentally challenged guy who is absolutely going off on the halftime show including dancing and commentary
Not a Janet Jackson appearance. Boo all the things!
NIPPLEGATE OR GTFO!!!!!!!!
This looks more like your old racist uncle Justin, who rides a motorcycle, drinks tequila at 9am, and loves ‘Murica
The only brown people are the backup dancers and singers.
Reverse diversity?
As they should be!
It’s TrumpWorld, they know they place ,, smgdh
A halftime show is only tolerable if REALLY crunk and/or your team is killing it.
I’m streaming the Tom Petty halftime show instead.
Music makes no sense, and neither do any of these outfits.
I am very happy. Crushing ending coming right?
Always bet on disappointment.
oh yeah, maybe even just a crushing Q3
The opening sounded like Ross Geller trying to play his keyboard at Central Perk open mic night.
Mic wasn’t up I think.