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Dust off those Tebow rumours – Josh McDaniels is now the Colts head coach.Based on the premise Andrew Luck is broken forever & not even Jesus can save him.Although, Jacoby Brissett must be happy to see a familiar face in Gravytown.
A press conference Wednesday will make it official.
- UPDATE: CANCELLED!
- Good news: DeShaun Watson ran for the first time on Monday in his rehab from knee surgery.
- It was on a treadmill, and the article throws out RGIII warnings, but it seems like a positive step for a kid who lit it up last year.
- Bad news: Ryan Shazier isn’t able to walk on his own (yet)
- This counters Adam Schefter claiming Shazier has a regular walking routine.
- You kinda hafta believe the player over the rumourmonger.
💯 correct https://t.co/aQFwl3M02m
— Ryan Shazier (@RyanShazier) February 5, 2018
According to NFL Network, “a perfect storm of issues” contributed to Malcolm Butler not playing Sunday.
- Among them:
- He was sick & missed Opening Night
- A week of bad practices
- An unspecified violation of team rules (curfew?)
- Attitude
- It’ll likely be up to Butler to spill the beans, but not until he knows what 2018 holds for him & where he’ll be playing – lest he get Kaep’d.
- Because it would be like Grumblelord to fuck the kid over if he speaks out of turn about discipline.
- As evidenced by Butler’s afternoon Tweet-splanation.
- Because it would be like Grumblelord to fuck the kid over if he speaks out of turn about discipline.
- Among them:
— Malcolm CB Butler (@Mac_BZ) February 6, 2018
- A total of 326 players have been invited to the scouting combine February 27 through March 5.
- Among that number are 30 RBs & 19 QBs
- Not all invitees are expected to attend.
- They better name-tag the janitors, or the Browns might try to draft them.
- Among that number are 30 RBs & 19 QBs
- This slid under the radar last week, but FOX paid $550 million/year for the Thursday Night broadcasts through 2022.
- It amounts to 11 games between Weeks 4 and 15 (excluding Thanksgiving Night), or $50 million per week.
- Up from the $45 million CBS & NBC paid.
- One key to the deal: FOX doesn’t have to use their #1 team for the game, so no Joe & Troy on Thursdays.
- I know we’re all crushed.
- It amounts to 11 games between Weeks 4 and 15 (excluding Thanksgiving Night), or $50 million per week.
Finally, it doesn’t seem big enough to garner an investigation, but prop-bet site TopBet.eu lost $41,000 on Timberlake’s choice of Prince song.
- Two individuals places multiple bets against declining odds on “I Would Die 4 U” being the Prince song covered.
- Starting Thursday, the odds went from 50-1 to 25-1, then 18-1, then 10-1, then 8-1 before closing at 5-2. The odds dropped with each bet placed by the same people.
- Looking at multiple sites, it appears that “Let’s Go Crazy” was the favourite.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Vegas at Penguins – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Wild at Blues – 8:00PM | NBCSN
- NBA:
- Celtics at Raptors – 7:30PM | TSN
- Wizards at 76ers – 8:00PM | TNT
- Thunder at Warriors – 10:30PM | TNT / TSN
- NCAA:
- Xavier at Butler – 6:30PM | FS1
- South Carolina at Arkansas – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Tennessee at Kentucky – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Georgetown at Providence – 8:30PM | FS1
- Michigan State at Iowa – 9:00PM | ESPN
- TCU at Kansas – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- Boise State at New Mexico – 10:00PM | ESPNU
- WWE:
- Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
The banner pic is from Deviant Art; when I saw it I figured it would be good for the site. I never questioned clicking on the site at work. Figured it would be safe. MR. SCHOOL BOARD DIDN’T THINK SO!
I guess I don’t mind Bruce Willis in a Deathwish remake. The original was stupid, so why not.
Hopefully the remake is as racist as the original.
https://www.salon.com/2018/02/02/pepsi-is-developing-women-only-snacks/
Lady chips anyone?
Vinegar is an obvious flavor choice. “The chips you can douche with!”
“Guaranteed to get your boyfriend to go down on you twice as often!”
Gettin $$$$$$$$!
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/opinion/the-conversation/sd-san-diego-girl-scout-sells-cookies-outside-marijuana-dispensary-20180205-htmlstory.html
She’s goin places (probably a crack house eventually, but still)
This is the Flyers’ 66th overtime game in 3 seasons. Bettman Point, the hockey team.
“Hey, I’m gonna take my girl to make out up at Bettman Point!”
Delicious.
Never not funny
Oh that is sublime.
/watches in horror as RTD’s post dies from a drug overdose
We also would have accepted, “Watches in horror as RTD’s post dies from being run over by three defensive linemen”
Sharks vs Ice Broncos?
Go sharks!
Sharks won’t need much effort for the W.
Hey Hippo…’member when Devonte Graham was an NCSU commit?
seems like 15 years ago
Well it was. In Gott years.
Really?
Meh…he’d never have been this good in Raleigh under that “coach”.
Inside the NFL has no less than 45 angles of Brady’s drop. *masturbation intensifies*
Don’t worry, I know where you can get some extra skin if ya rub it all off.
Watching Georgetown fixture, and still think Providence’s coach should wear one of them English driving caps. My Dad (started balding around 28, like my little brother, HAHA!) loved his!
Tuned into the Vancouver-Florida game in Miami. There can’t be more than 6000 people there.
solidarity FOAR the endangered Florida panther!
Well, Fleury’s allowed five goals in a row.
…and Vegas scores 18 seconds later. 5-3 Ice Stillers.
It’s like he never left, eh?
Scroll down to the very bottom of the page to see Meaddudebill’s comment from the future.
THE DOUBTERS SHALL FALL!
Rick Barnes looks more and more like the Crypt Keeper every year, btw.
that he do!
Zombie Al Davis is going to sue for copyright infringement.
Holy shit. Vols got some pluck.
GO Kenfucky!! We are now in PROFIT TIMES
Hehehehehe
Tell Ashley Judd I said “Hey Gurl!!!!!”
My “I (heart) Harvey” shirt did NOT go over well.
The Patriots just lost the Super Bowl, and humans just sent a car to Mars*. It’s been a pretty damned fine week so far.
*Mars’ orbit
Can we send the Patriots to Mars’ orbit next?
ok, just don’t blow 6 pts in 15 seconds, and the rest of my GAMBLOR night is covered.
I briefly looked at this and got scared and confused and ran away
Mmm. Unencrypted data transfer. Gimme them sweet, sweet credentials.
Shit i signed up? Did I get my tips in?
TWSS
I still have no idea what I’m doing.
Carlton is the best.
Draught?
FUCK what a shot!
One more and Ballsy has to get a prize! We really should have 10 for the mens. NAWT BIASED
The New Big East is still pretty fucking great, if one is a neutral.
Fat little kid just got on this plane wearing an Eagles SB champs hat. He looked so happy. I almost feel bad for him, not knowing the rest of his life is downhill.
Impending heart disease from all of the cheese whiz?
Coupled with the remainder of his lifetime of crippling playoff losses in every sport.
Dr. J: “Hey, I figured it out.”
Iverson: [mumbles under breath]
Is Ip Man worthy of a looky-loo?
It’s been in my Netflix queue for what must be 10 years at this point
Yes. Hell yes.
No car chases so far though….
$250 on KU ATS -7.5. Dey gon’ kill TCU.
That’ll get me to an even grand again.
that line was suspiciously low
Agreed.
Oh boy – a movie I won’t see with features I won’t watch.
Will it just be the four of them laughing at internal monologues they won’t share?
Probably.
I admired Tommy in the movie for being insanely (and I do mean insanely) optimistic about being a star, and Alison Brie was really hot in it, but otherwise it was pretty mediocre. There were so many comic actors in the movie who obviously wanted to be a part of it for whatever reason that it was fucking annoying.
Ya know, back in the day (before marriage) when I was fit as hell, a fit girl was my thing. These days, not so much. Weird, right?
This might be a strange tourney year, Xavier and Wahoowa are legit good, y’all.
/I’m scared to
UVa actually has enough offense this year to make a deep run.
It’s weird times, y’all.
Oh sure, she wasn’t at TopGolf the night I was there. Or ever at TPC Scottsdale the days I was there.
I think she’s avoiding me.
I should stalk her probably, huh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Loq0YvF2kAw
Hitler took a sub from Bertesgarden(?) to Argentina? Please, Subway wasn’t even a franchise yet. This doc just gets more and more ludicrous. smgdh
I don’t think I saw this on the open thread yesterday, so Quentin Tarantino should be done for saying the girl Roman Polanski raped actually wanted it, so it doesn’t count, and then doubling down on it when both Stern and Robin Quivers pushed back on air, right?
More importantly, how did this fly under the radar as long as it did?
God damnit Tarantino
A lot of Polanski’s defenders, and there are many who are quite famous, basically make the same argument but couched in slightly more diplomatic terms like “it was the times” because, as fuck up as it is, that was how things went then.
The lot of them deserve every ounce of derision they get for it. The fucking actual rapist pled guilty before fleeing.
You’re preaching to the choir.
McDaniels is gonna get the P*ts job when Grumblelord and Dreamboat retire, and it will be GLORIOUS
Offensive coordinator/QB coach Tim Tebow!
Where is my #ShameFood, Pizza Hut? I gave you 48 hrs after the Superb Owl to recover.
Someday I’ll remember to order one o them desssert pizzas that they have at the buffet.
Moar Paige.
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And yes, I’m proud that this is the 2nd most popular Paige gif considering it’s from the first season of ISoG.
Suck it internet!!!!
(and you too Paige…please)
((I forget where I stole this from now however))
“That’s all well and good. Can she run a short slant?”
-Bill Belichick
“Short Slant????? You leave my penis out of this!!!!”
-tWBS
“Short slant? We’ve always been two Bills of a kind.”
-Parcells
I assume Instagram. Like 90% sure.
Anyway, https://imgur.com/gallery/AXGvy
Probably.
So I guess we’re not getting rid of TNF any time soon then.
I could see Fox showing TNF on Friday, though.
You’re saying that like it’s a bad thing. [puts up dukes]
[hands BFC a dollar]
goddamned Butler ain’t missed a shot in the 2nd half
Butler has really rebounded well from his benching in the Superb Owl.
https://giant.gfycat.com/DisguisedGlamorousAsiantrumpetfish.webm
I haven’t watched Inside the NFL in 12 years. Gonna watch this shit like 15 times. Gonna go find a fucking blank VHS tape somewhere.
I still have my VHS tape of the Donks/Favrenis Superb Owl. Don’t think I ever watched it again, maybe deep down I was afraid the result would change. Maybe someone can burn it to DVD.
I bought a VCR on ebay 6 years ago to convert all my VHS shit to digitial. It has never been taken out of the box it was shipped in. Could be filled with coke for all I know. Should probably go check on that.
lmk if the box is full of coke
Regret to inform you that the box is in fact full of VCRs
/sad trombone
In a museum?
Watching an Argentinian(?) doc on the possibility of Hitler escaping to South America. Btw, the ‘Umbrella Man’ at the Kennedy assassination was announcing to the leaders of The Business Plot 2.0 that Hitler had passed away.
/the sex that The Babushka Lady and Lee Bowers had on the night of Nov. 23rd 1963 must have been incredible…
Indianapolis Colts: 2018 Josh McDaniels Finalist
Oh, that’s banner material.
I wonder if it could be photoshopped.
Probably easier to just build the image from scratch.
Um. Hoo boy. This is delicious.
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crush, crush, SNORT….pick again
[Crush, crush, SNORT! Crush, crush, SNORT!] “Buddy, you’re a boy, make a big noise, playing in the street, gonna be a big man some day…”
Jim Irsay is a national treasure.
It makes one wonder what it would be like if, say, Baltimore, were run by an actively using crackhead. Like a character off The Chapelle Show.
Oh, so now we’re talking BOB Irsay huh?
Are you people just trynna send Fozz into a homicidal rage or what????????
This is the closest brush with utter doom Indianapolis has faced since the time Shake Shack ran out of ShackSauce during Gen Con.
That is the smartest decision Josh McDaniels has ever made.
That is the smartest decision Josh McDaniels has ever ever made for the Colts. Teams need to stop grasping at dicks to suck just because they were under the Belichik tree.
Haven’t the Clots aready hired a few coaches that McDaniels wanted? Fuckin’ mess.
Irsay is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo high right now.
Naturally. It’s almost 8.
Luckily, it’ll make taking the news easier.
Schefty reporting live from The Philippines?
Remind me not to bet UK again. These fuckers couldn’t throw it in the ocean from a one-man rowboat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO_OAPBDnUE
Paige Spiranac is in the SI Swimsuit Issue.
I’d shoot under par with her fo’ sho’.
Meaning I’d prematurely ejaculate, for those who aren’t following along at home.
Oooooof.
I’d page Paige to my white courtesy telephone, if you know what I mean.
Deviant Art is great place to find photo realistic fantasy landscapes that belong in a museum with a thumbnail of a suggested piece that consists of Sonic sucking one of Crash Bandicoot’s 3 dicks.
I knew Crash was holding out on me! He told me he had only 2 dicks. I want my money back!
No wonder twbs hangs out there…
You can’t prove that!!!!!
Oh wait, yes you can.
Estonia, muddafukkas.
Yes, inexplicably, she still likes me.
That response has enough k’s to be an actual Estonian word.
tWBS just enjoying that #content
That too.
I don’t care if Thursday Night Football tends to suck-I’m a football whore that would prefer not to go from Monday to Sunday without hanging out with fellow whores. #thanksfox
Absolutely. It breaks up the week.
Thursday nights just wouldn’t be the same without having the opportunity to get together to grouse about how terrible the games are.
From the sibling unit:
Every damn time.
The Acela derailed today. PK’s not going to be pleased that his commute is delayed an extra 15 minutes for the rest of the week.
DO SOMETHING AMTRAK
There is no tragedy greater than an upper class white male mildly inconvenienced.
MAYBE!
Philly Special t-shirt: https://phillyspecial.net/
My $200 ML bet on Xavier (+165!!??) looks pretty good. Also have smaller MLs on BC and Georgetown. And a similar ATS bet on UK against the Vols (-3).
I almost went +800 ML on G’Town the other night and didn’t. Fortunately they lost and I felt smrt.
Well…smrt-ish.
that one where they blew late big-ish lead and lost in OT?
I almost bet that too
Yup.
Dude! he put a car in Space! hahahaha
Legendary!
Live feed.
https://youtu.be/aBr2kKAHN6M
Made me think of the opening to Heavy Metal.
https://youtu.be/2GIiOsuDRFk
‘Tis a strange sight to see Marc-Andre Fleury on Yinzburgh ice in a different uniform.
It’ll look familiar enough once he lets in 6 goals.