Of course, we can have a DFO Futbol Semana de Odio in advance of our World Cup previews in May.
NFL Notes:
- In what reads like a note from a stroked-out Grandpa, Johnny Manziel has started his “Comebackszn”.
- He will be playing in the new-ish Spring League, which is a thing the NFL & CFL started that runs out of Austin.
- It has four teams, runs joint practices, and is designed as a developmental league for undrafted or sidelined players. Its season runs from March 28 to April 15.
- He will be playing in the new-ish Spring League, which is a thing the NFL & CFL started that runs out of Austin.
- Speaking of strokes, someone check on John Elway.
- The Broncos are looking at signing A.J. McCarron if he becomes an UFA.
- Remember the Jags fans who threw shit at the Seahawks when they were leaving the field? Well, two of them were identified & have been “banned indefinitely” from Jags games.
- Prior to last season, that wouldn’t even have been considered a punishment.
- But since they are removing the tarps, it seems like a valid thing to do.
- Prior to last season, that wouldn’t even have been considered a punishment.
- In what sounds like a component of their new Thursday Night package, FOX will broadcast the opening nights of the NFL Draft.
- This raises speculation that the NFL might add more bells & whistles to the production.
Finally, a little “Stealing From Crimebeat!” legal coverage:
- the lawsuit against the Giants over fake memorabilia continues apace, with the Giants requesting summary judgement in their favour.
- The plaintiffs allege the Giants engaged in fraud by purposing non-gameday articles as authentic gameday merchandise, and sold it as such, creating material benefit for them & exposing the purchasers/resellers to liability if the goods were, in fact, found to be frauds
- The Giants want summary judgement because they allege the plaintiffs haven’t proven a thing despite 18 months of discovery.
- Colin Kaepernick’s lawyers want to depose Papa John in Kaep’s collusion trial against the NFL.
- It’s a result of the comments he made about ratings hurting his pizza sales, and that he wanted the league to do something about it.
- Specifically, they want to know if Papa John spoke or worked with Jerry Jones on countering or toning down the player protests immediately after his comments.
- Kaep is also suing certain agents, who his legal team believes prevented him from receiving valid employment opportunities as a result of not wanting to offend owners who were vehemently against the players’ actions.
- It’s a result of the comments he made about ratings hurting his pizza sales, and that he wanted the league to do something about it.
Tonight’s sports:
- Olympics:
- NBCSN
- 7:00PM – Pairs free skate (long program)
- 10:00PM – Hockey (Women’s Group A): U.S. vs. Canada
- NBC | 8:00PM – Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing, Skeleton, Speed Skating
- CNBC | 10:00PM | Hockey (Men’s Group C): Finland vs. Germany
- CBC | 8:00PM – Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing, Skeleton, Speed Skating
- TSN:
- 7:45PM – Women’s Giant Slalom and Men’s Downhill
- 8:25PM – Pairs free skate (long program)
- 12:00AM – Men’s Curling Round Robin: Canada vs. Norway
- 12:00AM – Hockey: Norway vs. Sweden
- Sportsnet1 | 11:30PM – Men’s Snowboard Cross
- NBCSN
- NHL:
- Blue Jackets at Leafs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet / NHLN
- Panthers at Canucks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Clippers at Celtics – 8:00PM | ESPN
- Raptors at Bulls – 8:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Warriors at Trail Blazers – 10:30PM | ESPN
- NCAA:
- Villanova at Providence – 7:00PM | FS1
- Virginia Tech at Duke – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Kentucky at Auburn – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- Seton Hall at Xavier – 9:00PM | FS1
It’s going to be extra sad once the Olympics are done. They’ve been a welcome distraction from the end of the NFL season. DON’T FORCE ME TO WATCH THE CANUCKS!
4 pt game going into the 4th quarter.
happy I stayed up to catch this warriors game.
“impure thoughts” “Impure, Impure!!!!”
hahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZStDJuUIE
Got home from the airport, she made some fancy veggie dish, I made salmon and sazeracs. That’s a decent Valentine’s day right there. If only we weren’t so tired that the evening probably ends there.
I redact my earlier questioning of reality, as St. John’s came back to win. At-large bid still alive!
/If they win literally every game from here until the Big East tourney final. And even then, probably not.
//No, you shut up!
That should be a no goal.
/is watching Canadia-USA women’s hawkey
https://www.theonion.com/schnauzers-rioting-outside-madison-square-garden-follow-1823007726
Heh.
I wish I could afford a visit to Dr. Jameson.
Hi, doc.
Yeah, him. I would dispense with the little cup, even though it’s very cute.
I’m still flabbergasted by all of one’s teammates slapping five for missing a free throw.
Participation trophy I guess.
“perfect harmonic convergence”
I’d volunteer to work on Kaep’s case.
I’m surprised the Commissioner didn’t pull all 32 teams aside and draw straws to see which one takes one for the Shield.
Should have been you, Houston. You don’t exist, anyway.
They still might. Jerrah won’t participate and Richardson wouldn’t have, but if it gets further along it really could just be cheaper to do that than to let the lawsuit continue. The NFL doesn’t have the statutory antitrust exemption the MLB does, nor any common law equivalent. This could end up actually hurting the Shield.
FWIW, I decided to go all in on Boise.
If they win tonight by more than 3, I double my bank to about $2,200 (a little less after the vig).
If they don’t cover, I’m cleaned out.
Either way, I’m done with teh betting after tonight. At least until the next Vegas trip.
And relax…most of it is house money already.
?
I hope they’re better than I remember.
Honestly, I’m mostly betting against the Martin twins.
They’re douchebags of the highest order.
Used to play at NCSU, btw.
Nice neckbeards.
Having met them a few times, all I’ll say is….Sheep.
Can’t think for themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrAXG0rEc0o
Surprisingly, this scene aired on ABC’s TGIF.
I presume Scotchy is probably asleep (translation: passed out) by now. But suck it anyway ‘Cuse.
Love ya Scotchy. But still…suck it. 😛
I hate being sick like this because I don’t know if I can power through it or if it’ll get worse. Anyway, here’s a dancing gif. https://gfycat.com/IncomparableSparklingHind
Fluids, rest and moar sexy dancing gifs.
Doctors’ orders.
Feel better my friend.
They are doing construction outside my apartment, so rest from 8am-4pm isn’t really possible. Trying, though.
I won’t be wasting my precious bodily fluids and will just make gifs like this one.
This…is a fantastic gif. Great hustle
How many stars do you dock a Lyft driver if they’re clearly farting up the car?
Give him 1 star. Dutching ovening your passengers is the worst.
Depends on the miles driven. If its a long trip, sometimes you can’t keep carpet bombs in the bay doors.
So let me get this straight, St. John’s can beat Duke and Nova but they’re going to lose a second game to DePaul? In what realm does that make sense?
Trump is President, the Eagles beat the Patriots… this is The Upside Down.
Nah. The Eagles winning is a sign of things getting better.
Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski pulling no punches.
Uh …
What a shame Tonya Harding isn’t doing commentary.
yoooooo! Yees!!! Bill walton is doing commentary for the bball game!
Why on earth would anybody ice dance to that overblown shitty cover of “Sounds of Silence?” I mean, did they even listen to the words? It’s like a bank commercial using a Lou Reed song about heroin.
Is it the Disturbed cover? Because that’s hilarious then.
Yes.
I don’t know why they’d choose it foar ice dancing. Seems an odd choice.
Having said that, I find their cover of it to be neither shitty nor overblown.
It’s actually quite a good arrangement.
Just my opinion….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4
My opinion is the exact opposite.
Yep, I gathered as much. No worries. And I didn’t mean to sound confrontational. Hopefully I didn’t.
That’s one of the great things about DFO. We can disagree about certain things and still love one another anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKY6TZEyrI
No worries, I know. It’s all subjective. We’ll just have to agree that I’m right and you’re wrong.
I can live with that.
…
…
I got nothin’
I love Simon & Garfunkel.
I think Imma go make a bagel burger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEZlIcsnWSw
Oh, yeak happy VD!!
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Can’t unsee that.
When you said “happy VD”, I was expecting something a lot worse than that.
An STI that turns your junk into balloon animals?
I was about to tell a story that involved Beerguy Rick and I, but it seems my first student is about to finish her test.
A teaser: I made Rob hot and bothered, which eventually lead to me giving him 6 inches of pure weiner and him giving me a tip and a smile.
Narrator: The innuendo is better than the actual story.
No offense to you or Rob….
But I’m more interested in your student. Is she hot?
fuck you jerry get off the table, asshole.
Not in the slightest
Evening gang!
been a nice day. looking forward to this warriors vs trail blazers bball game 2nite.
hopefully you all have some nice friends to lick….
@Hippo, you still conscious? I need your sage counsel. I’m considering Boise -3 at home vs Nevada.
I know it’s stupid. Please talk me out of it.
Kaep went to Nevada. Take them and you hate America.
Oh shit, that’s right. I forgot that.
Plus they stole NCSU’s logo…
BOISE IT IS!!!!!!!!
Catching up on Crashing and on the Bill Burr episode, and it’s perfect Burr shit. When I was in Michigan’s UP, I watched this motherfucker do 30 minutes in a fucking half court in a college athletic center in front of 50 sober ass students while dance music blasted through the dividing wall, and now he’s one of the biggest headliners in the country. One of the last not dead, not jailed, not disgraced of the comics from the northeast I followed as a stupid teenager. It would be nice if he doesn’t end up getting Louis CK’d or Patrice’d here soon.
Narrator: ::adjusts tie and clears throat::
He wouldn’t do that to a fellow ginger
I actually got my wife a couple good (1 nice, 1 thoughtful) gifts bc she’s all pregnant this year and I usually rail against VD. So she goes and works today and gets cravings for Mac n cheese and bagel bites (we’re not white trash, I swear!) so she’s on her way home and I went to target and got her some of the blue box and some gotdamn bagel bites!
“I usually rail against VD”
Is anyone ever really pro venereal disease?
Congrats on slipping one past the goalie. When is the wife due?
Is that really the question you want to ask?
I’m more curious how blax will manage not to murder himself in the next 18 yrs.
Or how the wife will manage to not murder him. Or the kid.
He gon’ get murdered, is my overriding point here, I guess.
That was funny. Typed in a Norm-like delivery. I’m saving a screen shot of it.
Yeah, funny.
You’ll be fine.
😛
Late July. Was gonna be slammed inside all summer anyways — might as well be escaping the heat with a newborn.
Gives me time to get him ready for his first Football is Family season.
Two things.
First, isn’t one of the points of marriage to avoid VD?
Second, I’m sure you never thought THAT blue box would be a great Valentines Day present.
Evening. Valentine’s day just doesn’t feel the same without ass herpes.
While I am glad that i am attending UA at ASU tomorrow (though UA May very well lose — and that will NOT be a fun place to lose) now, I do regret my assumption that I’d not go prevented me from getting The Dump tees made.
My Valentine’s Day experience: Married Edition.
Wife wakes me up today at 7am:
Mrs. Wakezilla (who is also on her period): Surprise! I took the day off!
ME: Oh, that’s great. Lets go back to sleep.
Mrs. Wakezilla: I took the day off. What do you have planned for us? Lets spend the day together not sleeping.
ME: Uh, I literally just found out that you took the day off.
Mrs. Wakezilla: I’m going to make us a nice fancy breakfast to commemorate Valentine’s Day.
/20 minutes later, I had come up with the idea to have Wakezilla-ette to open the Disney store.
Mrs Wakezilla: OK, I can’t make breakfast anymore because we’re going to the Disney Store. Lets eat at a restaurant instead. Where do you want to go?
Me: Lets go to IHOP.
Mrs. Wakezilla: No, I don’t want that.
TLDR: This is why you don’t get married, folks.
We actually did have fun today, but jesus christ, there were some speed bumps along the way.
Periods. Ugh.
It definitely cramps everyone’s style.
It definitely changes the flow.
That pun wasn’t bloody necessary
I feel a pregnant pause coming on.
Perhaps I ovary acted.
Better late than pregnant.
Bloody hell …
just tell me where we are to go and quit waiting for me to guess correctly, goddamnit!!
/this constituted 75% of my waking brainwaves whilst I was married
She’s normally pretty good with my suggestions, at least when it comes to breakfast. But there has been a few times with dinner where I would have been OK had an asteroid struck.
i was gonna rip on choosing IHOP but brunch places are overpriced and so unimpressive, overall.
I mean, what’s open Wednesday mornings for breakfast anyway? . . . That is on Valentine’s Day and not booked up?
same team.
Team “
If it wasn’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.”
Whut up, my Ninjas?
Ouch…shit.
On here while I’m teaching a class
It’s cute that you think ninjas would make their presence known other than by the icy kiss of a steel blade.
NFL QB potential; arm strength, accuracy, and touch placement abilities are excellent, scrambling and playbook/ study habits are a minus.
Scent of Friar blood is in the air
Soup’s on!!
Jesus, Nova is fucking unded
Methinks Friars got this mofo. WIns over X and V, that should get them out of the dreaded 8/9 ejector seat bracket.
Bridges fouls out for Nova. Yuuuuuuuge.
I forgot to add/ask – Sens fans: please explain the Phaneuf trade to me, because…MARIAN GABORIK?!
As a Ice Bombers fan I pray that Cheveldayoff does not make any incredibly stupid move as this one is.
It’s a YUGE Salary dump for Ottawa. I think LA is retaining something like 4 million of Gaborik’s cap and LA needs more defensemen. Ottawa moving Phaneuf will help towards re-signing Karlsson
Ahh – the Bieksa maneuver.
MOAR Big East entropy tonight, Providence taking it to Nova.
But Nova punching back. Fun League.
You’ll notice I skipped over the whole conceit of V-Day. In university it’s a lure soon-to-be-ex-girlfriends use to get something expensive before they dump you, and 20 years into marriage it’s either “oh, you can’t use today to make up for the whole year” or “you should treat me like this every day”.
All of the above end with no sex or, worse, pity sex.
So, my lovely wife is attending a work function tonight, and I’m eating junk food in shorts while watching hockey. We had a romantic walk with the dogs on Monday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv9cWgkpIZ4
Well, I get to go to a fancy restaurant for Valentine’s Day. To play. For 5-10 minutes. For $30. In gift card form. To the fancy restaurant that I won’t otherwise go to. And I already ate.
But I walked by a PETA protest so there was that?
That’s good hooker BJ money!
Gift card, Ballsy. Not legal hooker tender. As opposed to SNL musical guest, Legal Hooker Tender.
I meant that you’re earning at a hooker rate. That translates to $180 per hour, which is not too shabby.
Also, you never know. Hookers get hungry too…
Ahhhh. Never gonna top my personal best which was $500 for 90 seconds. Good to know it’s been all downhill from when I was 12!
I thought that you were from New York, not Happy Valley.
/feel bad about this one
Happy Valentines Day, Fellow Single Commentists.:
…and to show some love for all other Commentists with loved ones, here some words of wisdom I found while on my travels through the internet:
If your sex does require an emergency supply kit, and ends up with someone passed out, covered in hives and bleeding while the fire department is kicking your door in, we humbly suggest you just seriously did something wrong. Like really wrong. Whatever you were doing, don’t do it again. For the love of God, don’t do it again.
Can Hippo put money on that happening to me?
Shit, I’D put money on that!!
Singles unite in not spending money on a forced show of affection!!
That shot of Todd is also my desktop wallpaper on my SCCM server. It makes me feel exactly how he looks.