Baking with Litre IV and impromptu Saturday thread.

Rachael Carlevale Cannabis Wedding Crown. Photo by Tracey Eller for Cosmic Sister

Note – I have a medical card for a back injury so this is all legal on my end. Hell, the only way you can get it legally in my province is to your door by post as their are no dispensaries.

Hi internetters this is a special edition of baking with Litre as this is non football related and but there is a good reason for this one. A while back someone posted candy corn m&m’s on a liveblog and I was flabbergasted. Whenever I travel I always look for potato chips and other snack food that is not available in my neck of the woods as I sometimes get the munchies you see. I had never seen those M&M’s and they intrigued me very much. Both Beerguyrob and Balls offered to send them to me and I thought hell why not make these into something better. I received these things in the mail and we ate a couple to see what we were dealing with. They taste like white chocolate basically. I asked for suggestions and Balls suggested cookies and so that is what I went with as I haven’t made cookies in a while and I have never made them for this site.

This is my last batch of cannabutter from my brother in law so I will have to ask him for more because baking with litre wouldn’t be the same if it was just me dropping thc oil onto a blueberry pie. I really like blueberry pie, hell I like all pies, when my metabolism crashes I am in big trouble. Anywhoo I found these cookies which we will title,

Candy Corn M&M monster cookies.

This cookie has peanut butter, chocolate chips, peanut butter, oats (healthy!), and the candycorn m&m’s. I did wonder how the white chocolate taste would mix with the peanut butter but we will see.

What you will need:

½ cup light brown sugar If you don’t have brown sugar you can substitute with white sugar you add 2 tblspoons of molasses for every cup of sugar- Mrs. Cola)

¼ cup sugar (yeah it is going to be sweet)

1 egg

1 teaspoon vanilla ( I still use Mrs. Cola’s concoction)

½ cup chocolate chips (choose whatever flavoUr you like)

½ cup of quick oats

1 cup of flour

4/4 cup of peanut butter, I like chunky so there is everything in this cookie.

6 oz of the magical M&M’s

½ teaspoon baking soda

½ cup butter or cannibutter. Since mine is very strong I split the measurement between butter and cannabutter.

 

Fire the oven up to 350 degrees and grab your metal cookie sheet. Mrs Cola has these cookie mats which make everything piss easy. It is some kind of baking sorcery if you ask me.

 

In your mixer or big bowl if you are old school mix things together in this order,

Butter and Sugars (5 mins)

Peanut butter

Egg

Vanilla

Make it into a ball and then add baking soda and the flour.

Massage in the oats, then the M&M’s, and then the chocolate chips. Then throw the dough in the fridge for 30 minutes. Have a beer, smoke a bowl, check your fantasy lineup, whatever.

Roll them into balls (heh) and push down in the middle with your thumb to spread em out a bit as they don’t flatten that much due to all of the stuff in them.

Bake for 10 minutes and then check on them. I live at a bit higher altitude so everything takes me a bit longer to cook.

Let cool, I know it is difficult but you already cleaned the bowl and the spoon.

Verdict is that good Lord these are sweet. The M&M’s blend alright with the peanut butter and they hit the spot when you have the munchies. They are cookies that taste nothing like marijuana due to the other strong tastes that are in there. This means they are very dangerous because they don’t taste herbaceous.

The marijuana of the post is grown by Mettrum and it is their Sun Grown Orange No. 1. Personally I like the outdoor stuff as it is usually less potent than they hydro, plus I like nature. This is 13.3% THC and 0 CBD, this is my long day, baby asleep, need to chill weed. It won’t make you drowsy or giggly it just makes you relax.

I guess this can double as a Saturday thread as we have none so chat about gambling, your new addiction to Krokodil, feel my personal pain when Aston Villa beats teh Mighty Fulham, get drunk and yell. Do what you do.

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Brick Meathook

If the Olympics had bowling I would watch the hell out of it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450
Doktor Zymm

I was listening to the radio today and got the tip that I should totally check out the US men’s bobsled team. Looking forward to some creepy ogling myself.

Doktor Zymm

Also learned that Buzzfeed does a newsletter where they send you a picture of hot mens every Thursday. The more you know.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

You didn’t know that?!?!

Doktor Zymm

I’m on like, 3 newsletter lists. The ABA, one about microbiome stuff, and O’reilly data. It’s a bit outside my internet browse zone. But now I know!

King Hippo

#Opportunity4All

herodotus450

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Doktor Zymm

Shoddy stitching, smh. Also, brrrrr

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

What prude wears underwear? Fuck that.

Doktor Zymm

You dont want to have visible panty lines. It’s both unappealing and less aerodynamic

Horatio Cornblower

They do, but it’s on ice and they call it curling.

Also works for “if the Olympics had bocce” or “if the Olympics had horseshoes”

King Hippo

Now THIS would be Maximum Jest of all time. A SIX YEAR fully guaranteed deal for Captain Dingleberry?

https://www.milehighreport.com/2018/2/17/17023512/jets-kirk-cousins-fully-guaranteed-contract-broncos

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Hal Incandenza on the prowl for ass

Doktor Zymm

HAHAHAHAHAxinfinity

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“According to Mike Florio of Pro Football Talk, ”

Keep in mind the time of year and the source.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

yes, but tis Woody Johnson, and Florio is the kind of mouth breather he’d be buddies with. MAYBE!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

There are almost as many rumors (red/ pinkish fish) at this preFA time as there are before the draft.

herodotus450

A guaranteed cousin sounds like more of an Alabama thing though no offecne

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show
King Hippo

Xavier is making FOAR a sad, sad Hippo.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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puurdy mouth.

King Hippo

/has bad acid flashback

Doktor Zymm

I’m half assedly doing a low carb thing. Half assed enough that I’m totes okay with beer

King Hippo

I’m going back on the juice (with occasional fish) diet, since I need to be “meet with headhunters thin” in next 6-8 weeks or so. Considering one last pizza and bottle of wine.

Doktor Zymm

Pizza and wine is one of life’s great pleasures

King Hippo

Indeed-y do. Unfortunately, there is a downside to all things pleasurable. Except opiates.*

*well, there’s shaming, I just don’t give two fucks about that

Doktor Zymm

I have no plans to date any time soon, so I would be really tempted to do the fat and happy thing if I hadn’t started horseback riding again. I’m rapidly getting my riding muscles back (it’s dressage so my ass was super sore for the first couple weeks, abs doing ok fortunately) but there are only a couple horses I can ride until I drop some weight.

King Hippo

Huzzah, I am also not dating neither. Fortunately, I equally repellent thin and pudgy (rounded shoulders, no charisma). 😀

WCS

Fuck right off, Apple.

Doktor Zymm

I support and endorse this sentiment

King Hippo

#BlackBerry4Lyf!!

Doktor Zymm

Damn right. No idea what I’ll do when my Priv dies

King Hippo

When my BlackBerry Classic was being wonky (and my AT&T warranty service tried replacing it with sommet else), I found a replacement device on Amazon for like $55 and just swapped the sim card.

Really should just buy like 5 of the fuckers and keep ’em in mah safe, with the birth certificates and extry V-profen…

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Sounds like Buddy after a day of LSD and a trip to the farmers’ market!

scotchnaut

The chili I made today turned out way, way hotter than I wanted it to be. Pray for me…

theeWeeBabySeamus

“Fire In The Hole” Sunday in Canadia?

Doktor Zymm

I did that to my eggs yesterday morning, I almost went home early

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

You’re not supposed to icy hot inside of you.

King Hippo

Bleuitt needs to calm the fuck down.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Skiing is stupid.

That will be all.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

To clarify, I mean when I have to do it. Not when pros do.

Now that’ll be all.

theeWeeBabySeamus

As someone who enjoys watching skiing, but has never been able to do it foar shit, I concur.
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Gimme a snowboard any day. That shit don’t need pizza or french frying bullshit.

Unsurprised
ballsofsteelandfury

Hot Canadian Lady Curlers are Hot

theeWeeBabySeamus

I would spend an evening sweeping foar Rachel Homan fo’ sho’.
Emma Miskew can come too.
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herodotus450

My theory is still that since curling is such a low effort sport, women curlers wear relatively more makeup and thus look better than other athletes.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And….?

(This doesn’t seem like a problem, is my point)

herodotus450

I’m just negging the curlers so when they inevitably check in here after the olympics they’ll think I’m cool

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ah yes, the ol’ “kill their self-esteem so they like us” routine.

Sneaky smrt.

blaxabbath

re: Mrs Litre

She hot?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy shit Hippo. Our trap press actually looks like we practiced it so far.

King Hippo

playing Wake helps

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fair point.

King Hippo

but nice to see us take affirmative advantage of Wake’s…being who they are, for a change

theeWeeBabySeamus

We’re still pretty dumb tho.
I won’t say so on that other site again because they didn’t receive my brief return appearance all too well. LMFAO.

But fuck man, we are stupid as shit. Well motivated, in comparison to recent years.

But stupid as shit.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I might have to email “Doctor” Yow again if we lose this game.

She loves me at this point. Hehehehehehe.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Usually expect tWBS to be talking about something else when he says “trap’…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Them squirrels don’t eat deyselves.

King Hippo

NW has 8 points this half.

theeWeeBabySeamus

This won’t come as news to anyone, least of all Senor. But geese are assholes.

One just got grabbed by the neck and chucked back into the lake courtesy of yours truly when he thought he was gonna chase me. Can’t chase me if I don’t run, you stupid fuck.

Those little shits never seem to learn.

herodotus450

Probably why foie gras was invented

King Hippo

Gonna need lots of pills to put up with today. Perhaps also a bottle of wine. Fuck everything.

King Hippo

Thank God I hedge bet when Sparty was 25 down LMAO

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, time to go shave this shitty beard off.
See ya’s in a bit.

Unsurprised

What is “Something Aaron Rodgers said when he split up with Olivia Munn?”

theeWeeBabySeamus

I just put $300 down on Pacific -8.5 at home vs Santa Clara.
Yes, I have faith in HWSNBN to double my money.
Only Hippo gets this joke.

But yes, I really did put the bet down. Dude’s been an ATS fuck up everywhere he’s been, and Santa Clara ain’t no exception.

King Hippo

LOL, I put a wee bit, like $36, ML on old Zenmaster.

He is at his proper level.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You ML’d Santa Clara?
I might have to drive over and beat you.

King Hippo

yeah, in the morning’s first round of GAMBLOR. I won’t double down or nuttin’

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well, considering all the negative reverse jinxism flying around for that one, hopefully at least one of us will win. And maybe we can laugh at him more either way.

King Hippo

Will give Izzo this – he stayed there and faced the music with honor, instead of storming off the court, dodging questions like a fucking toddler.

King Hippo

Things one never expects to see – NW hanging half a hundred on Sparty in the first half.

King Hippo

The System also said to bet George Mason (9.5-pt dog despite a better conference record), and they are up 45-32 at the half. WOO!!

Wakezilla

What is the system?

King Hippo

finding feasible upsets that are laying heavy odds, betting MLs (especially in hoops where spread bets are very tricky)

King Hippo

Nice consolation prize, too – I live bet $50 on Sparty at +500 to win, so I shall profit greatly either way.

King Hippo

Sparty has long been a team Hippo does NAWT believe in, and it’s good to see them get they asses handed to them. Also, hat tip to presumably happily crunk make it snow, to the extent he gives half a fuck about hoopsball.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, Sparty is one of those in the group of schools I like foar weird landgrant reasons.

But don’t trust them this year foar baxsetballing betting.

Plus they got all rapey n junk.

King Hippo

huzzah, late ML bet on Northwestern!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

I was just looking at that line, but too late. And I don’t bet anymore. Honest.

Also, Nevada, in spite of fuck the Martins, should be more than 5.5 favs even on the road at UTst.

But I’m not betting that either. Probably.

King Hippo

I’m sticking to The System because my ATS track record is poop of late, often losing by half a point in garbage time.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep. That half a point is definitely a piece o’ shit.
Oh that reminds me….Fuck Kansas too.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nor am I betting TT moneyline.
Probably.

King Hippo

odds weren’t good enough this am, but improved over the afternoon (+255 to +345), plus Butler annoyed me.

King Hippo

I am sooooooo glad Fox is promoting the shit out of Atlanta, That is some quality shit, and Troy from Community can act. Shit, that whole cast is magnificent.

King Hippo

also, Van can get it

scotchnaut

“BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.”

-Syracuse trying to back into the March Madness Tournament

King Hippo

that game was delightful, if only for the coaches’ constipation faces

scotchnaut

For once, I think the opposing coach had a bigger nose than Boeheim’s.

King Hippo

I guess this is Cuse’s “designated FT shooting honky?”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Today feels like a why would I leave the house day.

King Hippo

it is a day ending in -y. agreed!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Agreed. I decided to take the day off from gutting RG’s house (Racialist Granddad) in preparation to sell it off finally. And instead get drunker than hayul and watch hawkey and baxsetballing.

Racist prick has been dead for more than six months now and he’s still haunting my ass.
(and yes, that IS Dave’s sweet sweet ass you see there….lmfao)
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Senor Weaselo

Stupid sexy Dave…

theeWeeBabySeamus

“Ed Cooley’s Hair” would make a fine FF team name.
Well, if he coached football.
*sigh*

King Hippo

I do not have Midas touch today. S’ok, it happens.

King Hippo

/also illustrates the importance of cashing out! 😀

theeWeeBabySeamus

Semi-related….

Fuck Boise. Fuck the Martin twins. 😉

Wakezilla

Teaching a class with a wine hangover? I should get time and a half for this shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS GUY LITRE_COLA I CALL HIM HOMONYM SAPIENS CAUSE HE MADE THE CONTENT MONSTER INTO THE CONTENT MONSTER.

Horatio Cornblower

Wife just agreed to take my brother and I to Treehouse. She doesn’t drink, so we can.

No regrets about marrying her.

King Hippo

A free Uber driver who puts out? That’s good hustle!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Treehouse? Can I come?”

– Eli Manning

King Hippo

TWO Miami airballs during my TV timeout viewing period.

King Hippo

Between TV timeouts of Prov/Butler, I go back to Cuse/Miami…score ain’t changed

King Hippo

Seriously, folks. Looking for sleeper teams in your bracket? PROVIDENCE.

King Hippo

Big East GAMBLOR!

Providence continues to get no respek! 7.5 point dogs at Butler, u noe I moneyline that shit (Fox, now).

Xavier REALLY can’t get no lovin’ – 1.5 point HOME DOGS to Nova, fresh off a loss to that same Providence side. Only +105, but fuck me, that line should be Xavier -2 or -3. (Fox, 4:30, will have Gus and Raff)

King Hippo

also YES, betDSI is cutting Hippo his first max $3K check. WIll be in the post Monday, chuh chuh.

herodotus450

Uhh, I think you meant to say, “betDSI is cutting Hippo Gambling Advice LLC Not a Tax Shelter” their first check. Just in case any filthy revenuers are around.

King Hippo

ALSO, this is technically still not winnings until the NEXT check LMAO

theeWeeBabySeamus

Agreed. I dunno who’s setting the lines on the Big East, but they be fucked in the head.
Also…Big East gon’ do some damage next month.

I’m glad I’ve quit betting tho. No really I am.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Thanks for once again reminding me how much I miss weed.

Also, I drank way too much last night.

What’s everybody up to? And why the fuck are the ‘Aints and Redacteds on my fookin’ TV? Really NFL Network? That’s the best programming you’ve got?

King Hippo

Well, West Brom can soon focus their energies on…finishing 19th instead of 20th?

King Hippo

TWO!!!!!

King Hippo

Wolves and Fulham would be very pleasing, in terms of promoted sides.

King Hippo

WHITE FOAR LIEF??

King Hippo

70th minute! This would be a yuuuuuuuuuge road victory. Onward to 2nd position, Mighty Whites.

scotchnaut

Was the goal by Rondon? Brilliant and cheeky!

King Hippo

I put $50 on Draw (+400) and $50 on Villa win (+1800).

you’re fookin’ welcome

King Hippo

only if I failed to bet it!!

King Hippo

and by only betting $50 each, I will still cheer for Fulham. Had I bet $100 @ +1800…the devil might have appeared on my shoulder.

Brick Meathook

If you make these I’ll be your Southern California distributor. We can sell them at Ralphs, or even better Whole Foods because we can mark ’em up plenty.

King Hippo

But Ralph’s gives one Lebowski street cred! And I can use my Kroger card there.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[pats its belly contentedly]

– the content monster

scotchnaut

“SillyCuse/Miami: Catch Ta Majik!”

/or catch something else from watching that game

King Hippo

I hate that our fixture was on to late to humourously talk shite about. It was classic both sides hoopsball.

scotchnaut

I usually get up at 5:30 in the a.m. so later night games during the week aren’t doable. Hopefully we’ll meet up in the the NIT…

King Hippo

could each TOTES be 1 seeds! I bet the Cuse match, not touching the shitty wolves as 1.5-point dogs in Winston-Salem. Therein madness/ruin lies.