NFL News:
- Jarvis Landry wins the prize (?) as the first player to be franchise-tagged in 2018.
- I thought for sure it would have been Kirk Cousins, because Dan Snyder is an idiot surrounded by morons.
- There’s a logic that this might make him an attractive trade prospect, because willing teams can offer less annual money but more years in a new contract.
- Or he can stay with the Dolphins & try the open market next year.
- Possible troubling news: “Orthopedic surgeon: Carson Wentz might be brace-dependent for rest of his career”
- Doctors are hesitant to say he’ll be ready by opening weekend 2018, but the fact they’re using RGIII as a reference point is the troubling part.
- “This is an ACL, plus at least two ligaments,” the doctor said. “This is an RG3 equivalent, folks. This is worrisome … That’s a long rehab. And if it were my patient, it would take nine, 10, 11 months.”
- So it looks like it’s still Folesadelphia for the time being.
- Doctors are hesitant to say he’ll be ready by opening weekend 2018, but the fact they’re using RGIII as a reference point is the troubling part.
- The Panthers got lazy & simply took the interim tape of Marty Hurney’s door and now he’s the full-time GM.
- Because any new owner might fire the whole staff, so no one wanted to take the job.
- Kinda cool thing: The Vikings sent Super Bowl Eagles confetti to people that made donations to the Vikings Foundation after the game.
- It built on the playoff-donation wave that started back when Buffalo fans donated to Andy Dalton’s charity after the Bengals helped the Bills make the playoffs.
- It also helped it was only 24 people.
You may have heard about it today, especially if you have an uncle that TYPES IN ALL CAPS, but starting last night, Twitter went after so-called bot accounts.
- According to Gizmodo – to take it for what it’s worth – “Twitter suspended thousands of accounts overnight”, appearing to mainly target the suspected Russian accounts Robert Muller will eventually ask them about.
- Upset MAGA types who lost “thousands of followers” have started the hashtag #TwitterLockout
- Have a gander if you want to look deep into the disturbed mind of the parent who used to tell you nothing good happens on the internet, BUT NOW IT’S HAPPENED TO THEM!
- Upset MAGA types who lost “thousands of followers” have started the hashtag #TwitterLockout
The only reason I bring this up is because Low Commander sent me a semi-related story for tonight’s open thread, about the Chargers social media & how about 45% of their Twitter followers were fake.
- It seems that the Chargers were exposed as having over 360,000 fake followers, after boasting that they had gained 300,000 followers during the course of the season.
- Enterprising types have suggested the Spanos clan may have purchased followers, in order to bump their Q-rating and make the move to LA look less like a PR disaster than half-empty stadiums showed it to be.
Tonight’s sports:
- Olympics:
- NBC | 8:00PM – Cross-Country, Alpine, Bobsled, Freestyle
- women’s combined (downhill); the men’s slalom (first run); men’s freestyle halfpipe final; women’s cross-country team sprint; and women’s bobsled.
- NBCSN | 10:45PM – Hockey
- Women’s Gold Medal Game – Canada vs. USA
- CBC | 8:00PM
- women’s cross-country team sprint; and women’s bobsled.
- TSN:
- Curling – Tiebreakers – 7:25PM
- TSN2
- Snowboard – Women’s Big Air Final – 7:25PM
- Sportsnet1:
- 8:00PM – Men’s alpine
- 9:30PM – Men’s Freestyle
- 10:45PM – Women’s Gold Medal Game
- NBC | 8:00PM – Cross-Country, Alpine, Bobsled, Freestyle
- NHL:
- Senators at Black Hawks – 7:00PM | Sportsnet / NHLN
- NBA:
- no national broadcasts
- NCAA:
- Xavier at Georgetown – 6:30PM | FS1
- Georgia Tech at Virginia – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- U*NC at Syracuse – 7:00PM | ESPN
- DePaul at Villanova – 8:30PM | FS1
- Florida at Tennessee – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- Louisville at Duke – 9:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Southern California at Colorado – 10:30PM | FS1
In case you didn’t notice, it was an all-Canadian posts day today at [DFO]. GO CANADA GO!
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Beer guy,
I just tried Red Racer’s S’mores Stout and it was pretty good! I’d give it a try if you get the chance.
I also tried their Chocolate Orange beer. It wasn’t bad and worth a shot. You still get the faintest of chocolate after taste. I’d prefer more, but, it’s more than most chocolate type beers.
Sounds promising, but I don’t want to set off my anaphylaxis. What with the whole cocoa allergy & all.
Red Racer is a terrific brewery. Haven’t had the S’mores, but, I’d be happy to “try” four of them. Just to gauge how good they are, you see?
At least they played Born in the USA. That’s funny.
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Nite gents.
Woo!
Come on our girls!
I would, but the whole 1500 feet thing.
Sounds like someone needs to do more male kegels
God, could’ve been anyone but that…..lady.
I. know.
Well fuck. Hell of a game. Just wish it wasn’t one of the douchebag sisters that scored.
Born in the USA? Seriously?
Really rubbing it in.
Yeah, that’s a bit tone-deaf. WOOO DIE IN VIETNAM HELLO SOUTH KOREA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlnB34ZDo9g
Reagan really drove the “missed the point” home in 1984.
GOLD!!!
YOU ESS EHH YOU ESS EH YOU ESS EHH
Holy fuck that was fun
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Give me the whiskey bottle dot gif
Chance to win? GO FOR THE TRIPLE DEKE!
She did!
That one was pretty.
That was a nice move.
Ugh, the tension!
I love blood shovelin’
Me too. The full gif to this makes this chick a total keeper.
That was some period!
Canada not scoring on that powerplay is going to cost them in the shootout.
How’d that last one not go in?
FUCK! Shootout.
Why are they going in the same direction as in the 3rd, even if it is the short change?
Yeah, I thought women asked for directions.
Got a snicker…
https://twitter.com/deaffratguy/status/966548415386546176
That’s harsh. And yeah, maybe giggle-worthy.
Maybe a chuckle, not a full Snicker
Link’s not working for me.
The abortion episode of Bojack may be the single best thing Hollywoo has ever done.
I wish Session would do something about Hollywoo
Overtime!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkbN0Y1yktU
Can’t wait for them to lose in a shootout.
Every time I hear of Kessel I think of Kissel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nb5imClNhQ
Jesus, that takes me back…
Ugh, too much tension in this game
Oh look – starfruit!
Dammit, not sure I got enough beer for overtime.
Nice dive Lamoreaux.
(waah)
Make-up for the Decker no-call?
Maybe.
Great shot, top right corner. Or whatever the hockey term is for that.
USMOTHERFUCKINGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk
USA! USA! USA!
If the ‘Murkans score again, it’s gonna have to be a greasy one methinks.
Or a breakaway about a minute after I say that, sure.
Random tWBS idiocy….
It kind of offends me when I give my cat the finger (which I do almost daily) and she doesn’t seem offended.
A quick rap on the top of her head will get the reaction you’re looking for.
Even better, my cat is now blind, so the water bottle squirt really pisses him off.
You’re terrible.
And I should be laughing at this.
Reading a history of Tibet in the 20th century, and CIA training of Tibetan resistance fighters in Colorado in the 50s and 60s. Lots of historical background is presented. Reading about the Dalai Lama’s interactions with world spiritual and political leaders, it occurred to me that it would be very interesting to see the results if he were to meet with the current occupant of the White House.
Didn’t he say that it’s too early to opine on the French Revolution? He’d either totally be “This too shall pass” or would get Trump to immediately demand China free Tibet. I guess it depends on how much McDonald’s is coursing through his cerebral artery at the time.
Probably the mellowest dude on the planet. Considering that he was given temporal leadership of the country at age 15, and had to make a lot of pretty tough decisions about his country and the role he was forced to play before he was even 20, ya gotta hand it to the guy. What a mensch.
And Trump would probably nuke Lhasa. “It’s quite a shithole, I gotta tell ya.”
“Hey Trump…gungala gunga” (kicks Trump in the nuts)
There is a bike by the side of our house. I have no idea why.
On a related note if any of you are missing an Avengers bike… what the hell were you doing in my neighborhood?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lasqutahvO4
Jesus, NBC. You are the worst.
Instead of broadcasting hockey, they are showing a human interest story about some jackoff from Norway.
HE’S AN INSPIRATION
GODDAMIT CANADIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m guessing hockey’s on NBCSN?
Probably, but watching that would require for me to get up off the couch and get the laptop running.
DUMMIES, DUMMIES, DUMMIES
FUCK!
If we’re going to arm teachers with guns, what about after-school teachers? Am I going to be given a firearm? Why would you give me a firearm? Who thinks that’s a good idea? I certainly don’t!
99 problems but a gun ain’t one?
The way I see it is that every time a teacher breaks up a fight, now there is a gun involved.
It’s like they asked Archie Bunker to suggest a solution:
https://youtu.be/-lDb0Dn8OXE
Sell the gun for school supplies.
You know how they franchise-tag certain players? I have no idea what that means. I don’t care either so thanks in advance for not explaining it to me.
I’m giving this post the transition tag
Transition tag sounds like a game that Michael Flynn and Sergei Kislyak would have played in December of 2016.
Also, are you confused about the exclusive or non-exclusive version of the franchise tag?
I am contravening professorduderoy’s advice and having a glass of Rioja with dinner.
I’m drinking Captain Morgan and coke!
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Typical student; doesn’t listen I said drink what you want.
I miss having a hot teacher.
I’m still upset with his totally incorrect bashing of Smirnoff. Smirnoff is far better than most vodkas.
I’ve had Dubra and it can’t possibly get worse than that! It’s in a glass bottle and everything!
When I first moved to Los Angeles I was amazed by Sav-On brand vodka in the 2-litre plastic jug stacked on a table in the drugstore with “Charcoal Filtered” on the label. This was in shitty old Venice when there were drive-by shootings weekly. That Sav-On is now a Whole Foods and I miss the drive-by shootings.
Gin mule here.
OH GOD I MADE THE MISTAKE OF OPENING FACEBOOK!
About that, but more old people with bad opinions.
Well the week has finally come where the MTA fucks me over in a way that I have to take an extra train to get home.
/Remembers he doesn’t take the L… ever
Sucks to be those guys!
I tried to buy a monthly card Monday. It took my money and said that the card couldn’t encode, apparently it got bent when I was swiping it a couple of weeks ago. Now they have my money and my card, because you have to mail ina card in the year 2018.
You’ll get a new one back in hahaha yeah suuuuure.
Also we’ve had the obligatory “We lied, this train’s going local instead of express.” Why must you toy with my emotions, F Train? You’re not a lady who said or did something badass and/or adorable and accidentally make me have a massive crush on you!
It’s fun typing up questions for my Quebec nationalism tests, because I can use old Montreal Canadiens & Quebec Nordiques and none of the students are the wiser.
Look at this fucking guy
Ahh, no dumber that Stephen Harper last time he went.
He is praying for the soul of Cousin Larry to come back as a higher species.
This explains why he disappeared but Cousin Larry didn’t in The Leftovers.
Touche.
French dude might have just broken his back in the halfpipe.
That cop is gonna get raked over the coals by the RWNJs.
HE HATES ARE GUNS AND ARE RITES HES NOT A REEL COP OR AMRICKAN #2A #MAGA #BLUELIVESmATER
They’ll just ignore him like those people ignore the troops