NFL News:
The suffering continues for Josh Gordon, as he has been ruled an exclusive rights free agent
- Meaning that he doesn’t qualify for UFA status until after the 2020 season.
- Meaning that the missed two years froze his eligibility, and that Cleveland gets to keep him on a lower paycheque.
- Meaning that he doesn’t qualify for UFA status until after the 2020 season.
- Adam Vinatieri is coming back for one more season.
- He signed a one-year deal with the Colts.
- It’ll be his 23rd season.
- He signed a one-year deal with the Colts.
- To guilt attract more rookies to attend the draft, the league announced players will be able to expand their list of invitees.
- Starting this year, they’ll be able to invite their high school coach to attend
- Alshon Jeffrey’s season-long torn rotator cuff will take at least six months to heal.
- The timeline is to be ready for Week-1.
I’ve got nothing, so here’s some Bowie.
Tonight’s sports:
- Olympics:
- NBCSN | 7:00PM – ladies’ figure skating final (non-medal contenders)
- NBC | 8:00PM – ladies’ figure skating final; plus short track speedskating finals (men’s 500m and 5000m relay; women’s 1000m).
- CBC
- 7:00PM – Women’s ski-cross, short track speedskating finals (men’s 500m and 5000m relay; women’s 1000m).
- 7:00AM – Men’s hockey semifinal – Canada vs. Germany
- TSN
- 8:00PM – ladies’ figure skating final
- 11:00PM – Men’s hockey semifinal – Czech Rep. vs. OAR
- Sportsnet | 10:15PM – Men’s curling (bronze medal) – CAN vs SUI
- NHL:
- Blue Jackets at Flyers – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Avs at Oilers – 9:00PM | Sportsnet360
- NBA:
- Wizards at Cavaliers – 8:00PM | TNT
- Clippers at Warriors – 10:30PM | TNT / TSN2
- NCAA:
- Connecticut at Cincinnati – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Purdue at Illinois – 7:00PM | FS1
- Wisconsin at Northwestern – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Arizona at Oregon State – 9:00PM | FS1
- Gonzaga at San Diego – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- UCLA at Utah – 9:00PM | ESPN
While we were sleeping, the US men beat the Canadian men in curling to go to the Gold medal final. WILL THE SHAME NEVER END?!
Nite gents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFP5oalZn4s
Tol’ ya ya shouldna had that burrito.
Medvedeva.
Oh wow
https://theintercept.com/2018/02/22/ncaa-student-athletes-unpaid-prison/
No. the US is fine……..
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBeG_A6m_zs
/would still do her
//don’t have a soul anyway so joke’s on her
Spewey!
Is it wrong that I’m annoyed by the fact that the documentary I’m watching is referring to the 7th planet as “Urahness” instead of “Your Anus”?
And don’t get me started on fucking over Pluto.
DID YOU NOT HEAR ME EARLIER THAT I HAVE A HOT TEENAGE BLONDE DANCER IN MY HOUSE????? FUCK DUDE, NOW I GOTTA MASTURBATE.
Thanks you asshole.
Meanwhile, on WVU’s campus…
Holy shit! The 4th leg skier for Belarus just hit 5 targets with 5 shots. Terrifying!
Is having four legs a sign of heavy PED use?
That’s how World War I started.
*pushes glasses up*it’s really not
LMFAO’ing at Inhuman dookie cannon.
NOW THAT’S COMEDY, DAMMIT.
Say what you will, but he’s got good aim.
Guy needs a life.
*From someone who does the same shit only with conversations with their dog.
What am I watching here? It’s a huge cross country skiing relay race punctuated by target rifle shooting, which seems really fucking hard to after you’ve been cross country skiing. Is it the biathlon? The tee-vee won’t say.
Yes, biathlon.
We were hanging tough for awhile there.
Full Disclosure: the hot teenage blonde dancer girl is the daughter of a family friend. Sweet girl. Sincerely.
And no, even I’m not that big of a monster.
Well, it is certainly a vary fortunate frame in timing that you have already installed your hidden camera surveillance system.
Shhhhhh man…be cool.
Same price as before? $20/CD?
You know our arrangement. I send you underage porn, you send me legal weed.
Jeebus.
Why hello FBI…yes, that was a joke.
As far as you know.
JOOOOKING! PARODY! HAHAHA!
-Roy Moore.
Fuck you Toys R Us!!!!!
And in sad news:
https://twitter.com/mattufford/status/966711600802607106
Man, fuck SB nation
Its a tough gig.
Esp with you jerks all generating content FOR FREE.
Soooooo….
Who has a hot teenage blonde dancer staying with them tonight? Oh just me then?
Sucks for the rest of you I guess.
Stay out of jail!
I’m on my best behaviour.
Which might mean….send bail money.
If Arizona basketball got the death penalty I wouldn’t like it….but I’d understand.
Caps give up another lead late in the 3rd.
Aaaaand give up the game winner with :18 to go. I love Washington sports.
Even I didn’t see that one coming. Not even a Bettman point.
Nice hat.
Philly Sports are a combined 13-1 since the Eagles won the Super Bowl. Waiting for that other shoe to drop. Has a baseball team ever lost all their games? Phillies seem like just the kind of team to do it.
”We’ll just see about that.” -2018 Marlins
/Even though they do have some good players left… okay, a good right side of the infield… okay, Justin Bour since they’re trying to trade Castro
Eye bleach!
Fek’s Twitter is much less futanari-heavy than I initially feared, but he still sneaks some horrific shit in to my timeline from time to time.
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/966842878126448640
the reply from Frank Stanton @Frank66Stanton is fucking hilarious.
I never quite understood why they got rid of the glow puck, especially in The Before Times of 480i resolution. But they should bring something like it back, like how they can track baseball pitches and show the path of a pitch.
Giroux on some Jedi bullshit going 16-3 on faceoffs in that win.
Petr Mrazek is really good and Vegas could have had him in this past year’s expansion draft.
Instead they took a 26 year old rookie 4th line center.
Also, that makes one win for Mrazek with Philly; only 4-10 more to go.
To be fair, though, Vegas can’t really complain about this year’s results. Gonna be hilarious when Flower goes away, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeAO22xPVUk
Noted Bag of Shit, Brandon Dubinsky, intentionally goes knee-on-knee on Giroux.
And Flyera immediately score. Fuck Brandon Dubinsky.
Panarin is shockingly fast for a 57 year old
YAY WALTON’S DOING THE UCLA GAME ON ESPN!!!
Walton was doing some generic Pac-12 game a couple of years ago and he actually woke me up mid doze with the stuff he was saying.
Found another funny:
[first day on SWAT team]
SWAT #1: The target is inside.
SWAT #2: Let’s break down the door.
ME: I got this… [knocks] “GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!”
I know we like to make fun of the Capitals here for seeking out failure, and they really do deserve it, but we need to devote more time for the horrific, unwatchable plummet that is the New York Rangers’ season since New Year’s Day. This is how a real team tanks:
Thank goodness I had rehearsal tonight!
yea sports!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhJFI_TupiA
Actual-Ginger said fuck that noise.
Looks like my basement (lol j/k one’s a blonde)
Now she knows how Chewbacca felt.
Didn’t look like a thumbnail before…
Trim the leaves, makes the branch look bigger.
So apparently Diet Coke’s new advertising tagline is “life is short”.
I guess we should thank them for their contribution.
I sneaked out of work a little early to catch most of the US-Canada rebroadcast.
That was some…”interesting” officiating. Both goalies were simply amazing and my god, that game winning shot was a thing of beauty.
On the family front, my sister decided to double down on the insanity because my mother called me, she is on her first fucking vacation since her childhood, to ask me to please call my sister and apologize.
I just told my mother not to worry about it and enjoy her vacation. Part of me almost wants to know how my sister’s brain fucking works and the rational part of me just wants a beer.
You forgot the big Anteaters/Gauchos game for control of the Big West (which doesn’t matter at all, one bid league, etc).
Ok, so it’s not big. (Not the first time I’ve said that)
What is the betting angle??
Line is Irvine -2.5. All I know is the Gauchos always fucked NC State’s shit up (under V) whenever we played them as our “stopover” fixture on the way to Hawaii for a holiday tourney.
I have no opinion on this game betting-wise. Sorry (or better yet, you’re welcome).
Zot Zot bitches!!!!!!
Heeheehee, is there anything more delightful than watching this second stage of the explosion that is going on in Montreal right now?
Hmm.
Mmmm … Nope. Can’t think of anything.
Why do girls show off their magnificent bums to guys that they’d never bang in a million years? smgdh…
Purdue is a bunch of worthless arseholes that want Hippo ded
Let’s get this 12-pt lead to 20, and not George Mason/West By God Virginia it up, Boilers…
Jesus Christ. Why are they still fucking over Josh Gordon?
teh childrens ,, obvs
“Because he’s an easy target?”
-The Ghost of Chris Kyle
…
Fuck Chris Kyle.
I’ma let you go first.
/runs away
I hear he likes it with teeth ,, smgdh
/also better not forget to thank him for his service obvs
‘Mericans that kill people in unjustified wars are the true heroes. Ppl remember that.
Also people who claim to have sniped looters from on top of the Super Dome.
Man, Chris Kyle was a giant piece of shit and it’s good that he’s dead.
Starting to feel better about my ginormous Purdue -8 tilt bet. If nothing else, them fuckers can get it on the glass. When ILL stops shooting +50%, they’ll get they ass whooped.
When they do the medal count, why aren’t the standings weighted? 3 fer gold, 2 silver, 1 bronze?
TBH, I think that’s an American construct that rewards individual achievement (I’m Number One!) over team accomplishments.
You know, Donald Trump has a forty year documented history of being an idiot, but I’m starting to suspect he might also be mentally retarded. That would really explain a lot of things.
Retarded? No.
Living Within A Bubble Of His Own Making: Yes.
“Yeah, let us not lose sight of the plight of the real retardeds.”
– Sam D., Watts, CA
“That sounds nothing like me. Did you know we sold out every game last year?!”
— Dean Spanos
He’s almost definitely suffering from dementia.
Also the tallest sufferer of Napoleon Syndrome I’ve ever run into (figuratively)
Found a funny:
the funniest part of trumps plan to arm teachers is he keeps specifically mentioning coaches, who in his mind are the troops of teachers.
He was heavily influenced by his badminton coach at Wharton.
on FS1, you can watch Gene Keady pick his nose!
“I can match that old prick booger for booger!”
-Jim Boeheim
SCARY THOUGHT – Imagine if Boeheim coached in an arid climate, say, AZ or UT. Imagine how he’d be digging for gold up to his elbow every single second…
I’m really disappointed the Russian Curling ladies haven’t won more games. I guess they’ll just have to settle for being gorgeous…