Inject it straight into mah veins!
#10(MW) Oklahoma (+2, +110) v. #7(MW) Rhode Island (12:15, CBS)
One team doesn’t belong, one team was looking maybe at a 3 seed before they went all fucktarded down the stretch. The athleticism disparity on display will shock you, and it ain’t the major conference side who comes out on top…
#14(S) Wright State (+11, +550) v. #3(S) Tennessee (12:40, truTV)
Upset alert! This will hardly be a game of horseshoes for the Vols, as a mini-late regular season swoon (similar to URI) has the Raiders under-seeded. This is really like your typical 5/12 setup.
#13(W) UNC-Greensboro (+13, +650) v. #4(W) Gonzaga (1:30, TNT)
Spartan coach Wes Miller has no neck, and I will always remember him as the annoying push shot 3-point chucker from U*NC. So…fuck ’em, even at tasty ML odds against a choker like the Zags. Or maybe not, they DID whip NC State in December. The school is also known as “UNC-Gay” for being the most LGBT-friendly campus in the system. So, maybe I will plunk $25 on that ML after all.
#16(MW) Penn (+13.5, +750) v. #1(MW) Kansas (2:00, TBS)
Is that Bill Self’s tighty whities shrinking, or is he just happy to see us? Vegas must be getting some Team Oatmeal Farts love, as that ML is all the way down from +900. Too bad I don’t see it. Ah really want to believe…
#15(MW) Iona (+20.5, N/A) v. #2(MW) Duke (2:45, CBS)
Jim Valvano, “I own a college!” No, I will never get tired of that joke. Too bad I see no path to victory for the Gaels. Maybe they can at least break Ted Cruz, Jr.’s leg?
#11(S) Loyola (Chi****) (+2, +111) v. #6(S) Miami (3:10, truTV)
Hey look, it’s the upset that you will get no fookin’ credit for. Now I almost want to swim upstream and pick Da U. But the Ramblers deserve this line, they pretty good, and could easily make the Sweet Sixteen.
#12(W) South Dakota State (+8, +320) v. #5(W) Ohio State (4:00, TNT)
This line is bouncing around like…a jackrabbit? And yes, I will post the damned song again. FUCK YOU, it’s great. tOSU reverted to who we thought they were down the stretch. SDSU played good ball all year, and the few times I watched them, they looked legit.
#9(MW) NC State (+3, +137) v. #8(MW) Seton Hall (4:30, TBS)
Perhaps the most compelling of the opening fixtures, two fairly fun to watch (albeit flawed) squadrons, and each could at least pester Kansas in Round 2. Give ’em a look-see. ACC/Big East matchups should happen with more frequency.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nope, just a bad call. Got hammered.
Well that was a foul for sure.
HHHHHNNNNNGGGGGG
ugh, choke
Damn.
Drive at 8 seconds
Wow, excellent defense.
YES!!!! Shoot to win, Loyola!
WOWZERS
LOYOLA BALL!!!!!!!!!
Amazing shot by Da U
Seton Fall?
Hehehehe…get it?
Yep, just called him “big dumb asshole”.
Jeebus.
Loyola/Da U coming down to the nut crunching…
Phew. Da U should be fine. They have experience
Tied at 60. 1 little minute left.
I don’t like this SUDDEN CHANGE
They’re shooting 64% and we’re within 6.
It’ll be fine.
Probably.
You had one job, Iona.
As fodder, I thought they did quite well.
See, this is why you need to pay these kids. Had Iona received some cash, I’m sure there would have been a lot more hard fouls once the game was over
they ain’t even COVER!
/did not bet
Markell can RUN the floor
Yeah he can.
I wonder if his voice is as sweet as Seal’s? He gots the face for it.
Does no one else call him Yogurtseven? No one?
Nobody’s bidness but the Turk’s
I’ve been know to call him “big dumb asshole”, but that’s not the same.
THESE H&R BLOCK COMMERCIALS, I CALL THEM THE BEST DELI IN TOWN BECAUSE THE PRICE OF HAMM HAS NEVER BEEN LOWER.
Ohio State on the verge of becoming victim of Montezuma’s revenge
Ramblers and Da U trading threes.
SUDDEN CHANGE!
Fuck yeah!!!!!!
hey, I said would be compelling for the neutral viewer. Nice to be occasionally right.
[remembers how as a basketball-obsessed kid how often I had to watch the boring as hell Big 10]
GO JACKRABBITS GO!
I just want to kick that Dakich kid’s teeth in
76%.
76%???????????????????
State on track to give up like 130 points, damn Seton Hall for watching film
The Loyola passing game is tremendous.
would like to see them Ramble On
Wow Freeman II. That was a lovely pass to the wrong fucking team.
Groanzaga squeaked it out? How west coast college ball of them.
(Not so) Fun Fact: I have them in my final four
Good thing that first game performance has very little predictive value.
This is what I get for trusting you.
Always a bad idea. Just ask anyone who’s ever met me.
all in all it’s just another brick by The Hall
That is quality.
if only it worked for their FG attempts in addition to FTs (damn it)
We don’t need no diocese pull
“We don’t need no education…” – U*NC basketball players
“A+” – U*NC faculty
I bet Steven Mnuchin’s favorite sex move to pull on Louise Linton is the “peasant surprise”.
I thought it was just pulling out a wad of cash.
What if he’s actually hung like a horse and a gymnast in the sack?
The idea of building a pool in your back yard so your daughter can invite her teenaged friends over instead of you having to drive them places really appeals to Mark Chmura.
Mark Sanchez would also like an invite to this pool party.
R Kelly wouldn’t put chlorine the pool so they can drink the water.
Yes, as a father who keeps track of his money to some extent, this commercial puzzles me.
yeah, the amount of jism one would have to clean, plus the social host liability…
Jacking and Ohio, things that don’t mix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BGVTkNsGlA
Looks like Tennessee showed that Wright should change their name to Wrong State.
Let’s go Jackrabbits!
I was 8 when Gonzaga made that amazing run to the Elite 8 in ’99 under Dan Monson. He and Mark Few have had pretty different careers since then
I remember that run. Since then, I always wondered why they would choke whenever they reached the sweet 16. So weird
I think when the feds finally catch up to me I’ll be known in the press as the “Buick Owner Murderer”.
If you do it at Christmas you can get a big bow!
I thought that was Lexus.
i want a cool name like “Night Terror” or “Midnight Hunter” but I’ll be called the “Flaccid Foot Tickler” or something
party!
Brave Sir Doughnut.
https://twitter.com/NPR/status/974372581632458753
oh my.
Here’s what gets me when cops complain about the stresses of the job: it’s part of your job description that you may have to take an action that puts your life in danger. The reason you are given a pension and able to retire after 20 years is because it is assumed the requisite stress during those years will burn you out at around that time. In theory, it is a very serious profession that shouldn’t be ridden with your family’s fuck-up relative who needs to get back on his feet and make some money.
I still remember what pushed me into the middle of cynicism and praise for police at large was when the North Miami PD put out a Tweet saying they weren’t aiming for Charles Kinsey but rather the non-verbal autistic adult who was playing with his truck, as if that were somehow better.
I generally consider myself on the right with regard to politics, but I divert sharply on the topic of police accountability.
you strike me as “sane Libertarian”
See, this is why all students should be armed. Adults pussy out because they know of consequences. But for a lot of kids, they’d think it was Call of Duty or Fortnight and they’d put an end to that shit without thinking what would happen to them.
Kind of like that young rookie who doesn’t know he’s supposed to be nervous in the playoffs, so he lights up the other team.
also here is the link to the group DFO Tournament:
http://games.espn.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/2018/en/group?groupID=2250147
i asked for that link last night and was mocked. Seems am not one of the cool kids.
In fairness to me I was just lazy!
I thought someone gave it to you, I was mocked by Moose as I struggled to get in as I am a moron.
yeah, Hippo’s Missing Thumbs doing ok so far!
I joined all by my lonesome, but, I will say that ESPN has some oddly worded instructions that doesn’t exactly tell you what to do.
Is join a bracket trademarked?
Jesuits schools always have a strong Athletics Department. At any moment you can turn those athletes into soldiers to stomp some Protestant ass.
Kansas is pulling away.
Yea basketball!
I was at a bar here in RI and People r going crazy cause URI is moving on!!!!!!
Whoooo!!!!
also found a funny:
[in heaven]
Stephen Hawking: Ah fuck! Why are there so many parrots? Why are all the parrots biting me? Argh!
God: Shit shit shit. Sorry. I sent you to parrot heaven by mistake. Fuck. Sorry.
The Dead Hawking Sketch?
Looks like the Conscientiously Objecting to Stormin’ Quakers might not cover the spread, and that’s a shame.
Oh, hey, biscuitball is doing the thing!
GAH – my feed died!
i like how all of us ignore the Duke game.
Who?
Not me – I bet one of them a dollar.
“Just Don’t Look! Just Don’t Look!”
/repeat tomorrow for their evil Blue twin
C’mon, Penn. Do it for Holland Oates.
I know I’m officially into the tournament when I’m bummed out that a team I almost never think about (UNC Greensboro) loses a tough game.
yeah, they were a likable bunch