Time to get all liquored/pilled up and go back into heavy channel flip mode. Talk about timing, huh?
#8(MW) Seton Hall (+4.5, +175) v. #1(MW) Kansas (7:10, TBS)
Whoa, what up with this line? HIPPO SMELL TRAP. This game is in the state of fucking Kansas, remember. Yeah, I know The Hall beat the tar shit out of mah Shitty Wolves ™ – but really, that just means they are capable of watching film. Still, I ain’t bet this either way.
#5(W) Ohio State (+3.5, +155) v. #4(W) Gonzaga (7:45, CBS)
Both these bunches of overrated cumstains should have lost in the first round, and we would be talking Spartans/Jackrabbits. Wouldn’t that be a vast improvement? Instead, you get one more night being reminded that Dan Dakich somehow, someway bred. Go Zags (spits on ground).
#6(E) Florida (+1.5, +110) v. #3(E) Texas Tech (8:40, TNT)
Another matchup that chaps my ass. Neither really much belongs here, but the Bonnies didn’t show up, and Steve Austin caught some rough breaks (and shite calls) late. They are pretty much the same side, and the line reflects same. Perhaps they will manage to entertain us? Anyway, I like Guns Up!! from a cheer talent perspective.
#6(W) Houston (+3, +145) v. #3(W) Michigan (9:40, TBS)
Here is your real showdown of at least the night session, probably the entire Saturday slate. Winner gets the pleasure of whipping U*NC’s ass next week, and meeting Xavier in a magnificent regional final. Methinks JV Yoooooooouston gets it done, and I’m sure Al Michaels was just as offended not to get better odds on our moneys here. C’mon, Meeeechigan is s’posed to be a public team, FFS!
Got a nice little Jameson high going right now.
Got a nice little “5 beers at the bar and now I’m home so fuck it what’s one more” high going right now.
– R. Moore
My son and I are playing Fortnite in front of his girlfriend. I finished 7th in my only game. So far he hasn’t beaten 60.
This is really awkward.
Imma hold off judgement until I find out if “playing Fortnite” is a euphemism for some kinda weird shit.
Nah, that’s later between Hornblower and the girl
Maybe she doesn’t think finishing first is all that impressive
herdotus, I don’t say this lightly, but that was fucking hilarious.
(Must. Not. Make. Joke. About. Fucking. Hilariously.)
You’re on a roll man, go for it.
What’s Fortnite?
2 weeks (14 days)
It’a video game that’s all the rage with the kids.
About two weeks.
/Boom
I haven’t tried it yet, or even PUBG. I feel like this is the part where I become the uninformed old person of the gaming community.
In fact, this makes me want to rock out to some Unreal Tournament II while listening to Tool.
on PC or console?
Console. XBox1
Oh shit. You’re the other guy who owns an Xbox One. I knew I couldn’t be alone.
Fuck Gonzaga. That is all.
“OK” – officiating crew
The Rob Gray show has started on TBS. Get yer tickets at the door.
Big daddy Drew started a thread on twitter that is fantastic. It is about grandfathers. It is hilarious.
You can summarize for us. Think book report.
You misspelled “repourt”.
Power grandpa moves. So people are chiming in what their grandfathers did like eat onions whole, buttermilk and cornbread, among other things. I have been chuckling for half an hour.
*It is far more humoUrous than my summation.
O/U on how long until the PTSD Bad Touch guy shows up and darkens things a little?
That is a shame because it is a pure truly funny thread that causes no harm.
But you know it’s gonna happen.
Let’s make some money off it. You know Hippo will bet the under, damn pessimistic prick.
😛
I saw that, but writing “Grandpa was largely sedentary and died of a massive heart attack at 70” seems like it would be less than impressive.
As opposed to the others, this has been a well-officiated hoopsball match.
Looks like Ayo just lost his first place lead in the brackets. He just got overtook by….just about everybody, holy shit.
6 way tie for the top, currently. Well done, gents.
Holy merde, Loyola took me that far, I guess.
My slow decent to mediocre has commenced.
I started mine years ago.
Guys. I’m only referring to this 3 week period.
On whole I too am well below any lofty heights.
— Doug Martin
It would take me nigh a decade of sustained self-improvement to get there.
Dare we dream? Gonzaga, Xavier…Jesuit FIGHT!!
X would kick their teeth in. I shall bet this.
Did I just see a fabled box and one defensive set?
Or am I just high?
Yes, it could be both.
God, I think I hate that Dakich kid MOAR than his assdick father.
Damn, this fucking game got good all of a sudden.
Mrs. Few looks very stressed. I’d like to give her a nice calming massage.
“Euro step”
aka travel
“What’s a travel?” -NBA and NCAA refs
There’s a called moving screen.
Amazing, huh?
Is that like they call escalators in the UK moving stairs?
Uppydoodles
Aussies are folk who love to make up words for things.
Have they ever started doing the post-game Rock Chalk and then LOST? Because that would be funny.
I believe that’s Hall Ball.
Maybe not. Either way let’s get on with it.
That was a dagger. I hate KU.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw1t7OCESUw
Come on Pie rats, you can do this!!!
35 on KS is a fucking asshole
Jumping on the live ML+390 when Loyola fell behind early seems to have been a good move I guess.
Also $200 Seton Hall +200, which doesn’t seem to be as good a move.
Almost parlayed the two, which I’ll be pissed I didn’t if SH finds a way to come back.
they won’t, you done right
Payout for hitting that would have been $6k+. It was tempting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rdF7o08KXw
We doin’ a heat theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_K36y-iLUk
Announcer in the osu-gonzag game justused that phrase, so I’m bound by blood oath to post the song
7 point lead, the most dangerous lead in second round ncaa tournament basketball
aside from any lead under 10 seconds v. Loyola-Chi****
If Gonzaga ever needs help getting the most out of this kid Perkins, they can always call up Tiger Woods for advice.
Wouldn’t it be nice if a giant sinkhole opened and swallowed the entire state of Kansas?
Name 5 bigger neutral sinkholes.
YOU CAN’T!!
On the replay…amazing it went in. Was waaaayyyyy short.
Plot twist: Custer’s Last Stand was a success.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68X8o0S7vJc
They’re going to do body shots off sister jean tonight.
God wills it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez6wfJWVCeI
them boys must go to confession on the regular
YES!!!!!!!
Drive the lane and pray they blow the whistle. They blew it for the orange assholes.
Negative.
what a goddamned shot!
We can never, ever have nice things.
or that bullshit. CHRIST.
Would you foul, make UT beat you from the line (1-and-1) and not let them get a 3? I would.
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK
(redux)
Loyola white guy can’t shoot FTs. STOP defying mah stereotypes!!
I get the feeling these Capital One commercials with Barkley aren’t scripted. They just follow him around, and that’s really what he does.
Just noticed the Rambler fans do a FT thing similar to the NC State “wolf sign.” We are now brethren.
Stay aggressive!!! YES!
UGH, don’t fuck this up, America’s new favourite Loyola.
/at least I bet $45 on UT at +320
Rock fights in Wichita are the only way to neutrally settle things, apparently.
WEIRD
MAYBE
Did you know that Google Cloud is the official cloud of the NCAA?
Well, they are.
But the players make the money from the advertising right?
Take THAT, God!!!
holy merde, Jersey Papists have 8 fouls in 10 minutes? Game really is in KS…
Folks here, I’m in kitchen housing white wine to avoid inane conversation. Man I want to smoke some weed.
Chicago Catholics are on fire
rebounding will be their undoing (and the refs)
I haven’t seen Diallo take that many big shots since 1999.
/Going to hell for this one
Hate Calipari if you wish, but to get 18 and 19 year olds playing Swiss watch beautiful D like this?
If I could get 18 and 19 year olds to bend to my will I wouldn’t be wasting that talent on coaching.
Nailed it!!
This game is the definition of almost close
blue mooooooon of Kenfucky, keep on shinin!
yeah, and 1 eh!