INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
A harried-looking producer negotiates with two young men.
PRODUCER: …it’s not that I don’t appreciate both of you turning up, it’s just that I don’t know if you can both fit in there, to be honest.
TEDDY BRIDGEWATER: Nah, we’ll make it work.
JOSH MCCOWN: It’s not like one of us is Nick Foles, you know.
TEDDY: Ooooohhhh!
JOSH: [turns to him] You like that? Huh?
TEDDY: Ha ha ha ha!
JOSH: Yeah!
They high five each other.
PRODUCER: Maybe you could just go one at a time?
JOSH: We’re teammates, now, man. We do…
TEDDY: …everything together.
PRODUCER: Like finish each other’s sentences?
JOSH: Well, I wouldn’t go that far.
TEDDY: We’re not Todd Marinovich and Ryan Leaf.
JOSH: Ha ha ha ha! Damn, look at my man here slingin’ dimes!
They high five again.
TEDDY: It’s funny because they’ve both had lots of legal troubles.
PRODUCER: [glances at overflowing wastebaskets] That is true, their probation hearings have been somewhat…disruptive of their schedule lately…
TEDDY and JOSH manage to cram themselves into the recording booth and get set up behind the microphone. TEDDY looks confused, but JOSH patiently points to the various buttons and expertly talks him through it before punching the button to open up a channel to the PRODUCER who sits outside.
JOSH: All right, we’re all set.
PRODUCER: Great! We are live in three…two…one…[punches ON AIR button]…Good afternoon! Welcome to another edition of Request Line. I’m here with newly minted teammates Josh McCown and Teddy Bridgewater…
JOSH: [interrupts]…it’s cool, you can say his name first. He’ll be the starter.
TEDDY: …only once I’m fully healthy. Besides, age before beauty.
JOSH: Or, you know, both.
TEDDY: Ha ha!
Another high five.
PRODUCER: But seriously, what’s the plan for the season?
TEDDY: Josh will be in command through the preseason. I’m still working my way back, but once the coaches agree I’m 100%…
JOSH: …it’ll be his team.
PRODUCER: So do you fellows have a theme for today’s show?
TEDDY: We sure do!
JOSH: Today’s topic is “support structure”. We’re looking for songs about helping each other out…
TEDDY: …backing each other’s play…
JOSH: …carrying the load, that sort of stuff.
TEDDY: How’s that sound?
PRODUCER: Sounds great! It seems like you guys have already really gelled as teammates. I’ve heard the Jets plan to draft a quarterback at three, it sounds like it’s going to be a very welcoming environment for a young quarterback to develop in.
Both JOSH and TEDDY’s faces darken.
JOSH: Huh?
TEDDY: Yeah, no.
JOSH: Fuck.
TEDDY: That.
JOSH: Guy.
PRODUCER: But you don’t even know who it’s going to be!
TEDDY: Doesn’t matter.
They bump fists.
TEDDY: Except next time it’ll be draft boy’s head in between these fists.
PRODUCER: Um…okay. Well, do you a song to get us started with?
JOSH: [brightens] I sure do. [turns to Teddy] This one’s for you, buddy.
Anybody makes fun of Mary, and I’ll Kill ya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XNaPX6MKlU
And this definitely fits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hEn_rEDzp0
Because we all need a smile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Hd3uWKFKY
This belongs in here somewhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=671AgW9xSiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUO-3_v-wpc
“Damn, why y’all hatin on mah music?”
(offers up Staind song)
Perhaps you’d care for a li’l moar country then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JREouTHpyJE
???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7PtAJheiq8
This is an introduction to Sincere Engineer. You’ll see more of her in the “crippling alcoholism” edition of Request Line in the near future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC3ecG2x2-I
You’re all really gonna hate me for this one…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aU57V6VBW0
hahaha wait was this the theme to a TV show?
Let’s get some Wilco up in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtAkC9lTdsQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te1gWvVym9E
I was hoping there would be a full-length James Taylor version with Simpsons images but alas, no.
Let’s get things back on track here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGD9IsrzBhc
love love love Ms. Phair
OK, when did Request Line become “let’s openly tell tWBS his musical tastes are for shit rather than, you know, being subtle about it any longer”…..?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpEEX8P0TbU
God why did I request this even as a joke I hate this fucking song.
You can edit it out! There’s still time!
If Lenny Kravitz covered it, do you think you’d hate it more, or hate it less because of the irony factor?
I’ll hang up and listen.
They make the rockin’ world go round:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4
Late round value here
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pAyKJAtDNCw&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjVQ36NhbMk
Ok, now you’re making me regret defending you and your tv watching habits/theme song faves.
Gotta take the good with the bad my friend.
Here’s one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl_2uqYW6FM
Thinking out of the box here, but yes, it works…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m39DWVFK-Bw
last two picks NICE!
I spend more time thinking about box than thinking outside of the box.
“Have a drink on me,” was Justin Blackmon’s explanation for why his pants were wet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2lZB3ook7A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kT5w27YxyI
Lake Street Dive is my current musical obsession. Rachel Price can sing really purdy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6smVgHVCcU
nice shoulders too
Also did Jim Boeheim headline this event?
+1 knuckle
BOLTMAN FINDS THE IDEA OF FRIENDS TO BE LAUGHABLE [Cackles uncontrollably] BUT THESE HUMAN MINSTRELS SURE DO KNOW HOW TO ROCK [Does the splits] AND ROLL! [Head bangs]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEH2ICPkLlU
Yep, moar country. Suck it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UptgRHX4JsI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXRW1aeAB1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4V3Mo61fJM
“I will try to fix you.” – Dr. David Chao, after yet another botched surgery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7po4V9nc97g
Kinda works.
Meh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s1bZLh4mJA
Hehehehe….I’ll show myself out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-9kPks0IfE
DUDE.
Had I known tWBS in teh 90s, I swear to Gawd I woulda murdered him LMAO
Holy shit guys, it’s not like I sit around listening to the fucking Rembrandts.
Jeebus.
It took you 3 years of watching Friends to sync up your hand claps perfectly. Admit it.
FACT CHECK: false
HOT TAEK: That’s a sneakily good song
Entshuldigung
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uhTJLxRRsAs&feature=youtu.be
This was beautiful
The post was conceived so I could explain why “interracial gay couples” was such a big part of my search history. “It’s for a DFO photoshop, honey!” I said to my wife.
Surprised this is still on the board.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIyIvj8f0tc
Let’s DOUBLE SHOT this up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNahS3OHPwA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W05cPXpUHGI
What the Cleveland Browns general manager said to Joe Thomas the week before the draft EVERY SINGLE YEAR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-sHnLPR2Qk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjINiuYcFXs
No studio versions of Dylan stuff on youtube, so I’ll have to go with this live version instead of the version from the Jerry Maguire credits (my personal favorite).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGANxIy_t2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-apaIOOoAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV4DiAyExN0
Dude.
It works. Maybe grey area, but it works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5vHhpaP9H8
Jesus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V7fG5_aZwY
With all due respect to Sam Cooke, who I love btw, this is the best cover of this song ever and if you disagree you can suck it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_e-_Mt0WiY
STRONGLY DISAGREED DOUBLE SHOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ1ajf4cDlA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3aFSAT4R08
Double shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zpBbrXLxP4
holy shit does P. TM value friendship of all varietals. TRIPLE IT!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN-xVSlnWKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxuqWG-Hxgo
‘cause, after all, he’s just a man
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DwBirf4BWew
Obligatory…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psm96Dn9KII
“Hey, can you guys give this one a spin for me?” – Paula White, spiritual advisor to the Trump administration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOPUorx0W0g
Travis the band >>>>>> Travis Kelce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG4esoGad2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDoqw51G3Do
PRETENDERS DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpmj059JFA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbC8JltxSq8
The song that reminds me of driving with my best friend from Raleigh to Denver (via Chicago) when she moved there after grad school to live with her boo. Driving across Nebraska in the middle of the night when your co-pilot is zonked with a cold…interesting Twilight Zone shit. Beautiful CO sunrise, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A
1) This song is about heroin, so your co-pilot was a horse?
c) Going to see them in May, pretty fired up. OLD PEOPLE ROCKIN.
I was also gonna mention that I like giving shout-outs to Dave Gahan, who does so much heroine he thinks he’s Jesus most of the time.
Also, I met said best friend in engineering school because she had this badass denim Depeche Mode backpack with flowers sewn into it, and I finally, somehow without being creepy, came up to her after class and said “I just have to say that is the coolest backpack I have ever seen.” She said thanks, and within 2 weeks, we were finishing each other’s sentences, despite both of us being pretty introverted.
She was also probably the best, or maybe the 2nd best looking lady in our department (hey, it was environmental engineering, so it weren’t a one-eyed king/queen situation, and neither one of us ever caught feelings at all, and I was very proud of that.
also, opium is a TOTES GREAT support system ,, ppl forget that
My apologies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BERd61bDY7k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiQzUEc_FmI
I’ll give a +1, but it was almost a -1.
Tough, but fair.
It was going to show up; I just took care of it early.
Obvious, but Bill Withers is the man:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEXQkrllGbA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-YzlbgEOOA