Based on the diminished NFL news, methinks the NFL decided to get out of baseball’s way for at least one week.
NFL News:
Well, now the League is looking at eliminating kickoffs.
- It follows their logic on eliminating targeting, and their ‘research’ shows players are still getting hit on touchbacks.
- Teams would just start on their 25 yard line.
- If they do, it’ll be in time for the 2019 season.
- It follows their logic on eliminating targeting, and their ‘research’ shows players are still getting hit on touchbacks.
- The Browns traded Cody Kessler to the Jags for a 2019 seventh-round draft pick.
- I can’t believe they didn’t keep Chad Henne.. oh, wait – Henne’s with the Chiefs as a free agent? Never mind.
- I literally stopped caring halfway through that sentence. WCS?
- I can’t believe they didn’t keep Chad Henne.. oh, wait – Henne’s with the Chiefs as a free agent? Never mind.
- Stealing from Crimebeat! update: Trevone Boykin has now been arrested.
- They used video from Boykin’s own surveillance system to determine the charges against him.
- He’s being held without bail, so he’s kinda unavailable for OTAs.
Finally, in the (hopefully) good news department: Jim Kelly’s cancer surgery went well.
- A 12-hour procedure to remove tumours from his lymph nodes & jaw, followed by reconstructive surgery.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Lightning at Bruins – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Stars at Wild – 7:00PM | NBCSN
- Dallas continues its “bedshitting” strategy to miss the post-season
- Oilers at Canucks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
- Absolutely no one fucking cares; might as well show dead air
- NBA:
- Thunder at Spurs – 8:00PM | TNT
- Bucks at Warriors – 10:30PM | TNT
- NCAA:
- NIT Basketball Tournament:
- Championship game: Penn State vs Utah – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- NIT Basketball Tournament:
- MLB: Opening Day
- Giants at Dodgers – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- Indians at Mariners – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN
I’ll be in Seattle for the Mariners tilts against the Indians this weekend, provided the dogs can clear Customs. It shouldn’t be a problem – THEY’RE SWISS, NOT MEXICAN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAxPLSvvbXY
Dedicated to Leticia?
Noooooo.
She’s awesome. Miss her.
Can’t wait to read what she’s up to tomorrow!
She starts hitting her stride tomorrow, for sure.
“Have you tried rebooting?”
“I can’t back anything up; it’s already against the wall.”
Hmm… Mark Murphy is stumping hard for eliminating kickoffs. Seahawks fans just became the main exporters of BUTTHURT jokes (variations: 1).
Hold up, we’re still busy complaining about the refs in Superb Owl XL.
And passing from the 1 yard line with Beast Mode.
And now we’ve hit the part of opening day where David Ross starts eating bugs in the broadcast booth.
/wish I was joking
I have once again taken to my habit of muting TV sports folk, and blasting music thru headphones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ31oz0DECw
Santa Clarita Diet season two was a lot of fun.
Bucks up on the warriors at the half.
Durant is frustrated and got thrown out.
Crowd is chanting “Hey you suck”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr0pqtyM8m0
Oops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCnd9mGJPM
Evening. Watching warriors vs Bucks.
Found a funny:
A little bit of Raphael’s attitude
A little Michelangelo party dude
A little bit of Leo leads the team
A little bit of Donni’s cool machines
So, I had to fly from LA to Chicago tonight. Decided to connect in Denver so Lady BFC and I could fly together. I just got upgraded, offered it to her, she declined, and now I’m feeling guilty. So guilty whisky it is.
This sounds like a situation which could potentially become complicated.
I suggest you stay sober.
Just saying.
Nah, he should just invite her into 1st Class restroom for a quick handy, then kick her butt back to coach so he can nap.
Or that.
😛
The invitation to sit on my lap was declined.
In a lifelong relationship, that comes up ten years later, while arguing about hot towels.
Wow, Cracker Jack prizes have reached a new bottom. I mean, they were just cheap plastic shit when I was a kid, and the last decent prize was given out in 1928, and lately they have just been stickers or sometimes pictures without even any glue. But now? I opened my little bag of Cracker Jack and my “prize” was a small piece of paper which simply said Fuck You.
Hehehehehehehe
OK, Space Beer time.
Don’t need Bones fucking hittin’ on me either.
A couple more I edited to be SFW
Original NSFW gifs (not by me)
* https://gfycat.com/InfamousSpryHarpseal
* https://gfycat.com/DopeyPleasantGosling
* https://gfycat.com/OrderlyLameAmericancrayfish
* https://gfycat.com/SaltyClutteredHellbender
* https://gfycat.com/SleepyMemorableJunco
* https://gfycat.com/EnchantingWholeGuernseycow
* https://gfycat.com/UnawareLiquidAnaconda
Charleston up 1-0 balls.
LANCE?
Nah, for boils I just usually use a stick and a keen eye.
NATE?
WOOOOO!!!
“OH GODDAMN MY BALLS!
……
OH GODDAMN MY BALLS!
……
OH GODDAMN MY BALLS!
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OH GODDAMN MY BALLS!
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OH GODDAMN MY BALLS!
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OH GODDAMN MY BALLS!
……”
Can’t believe no one liked a testicular electrocution joke.
Here’s the money shot (NSFW): https://gfycat.com/UnawareLiquidAnaconda
I edited these from the original gif set to be SFW.
Is she giving birth?
…
Sure. Let’s go with that.
Sorry, middle school boys across the Commonwealth – Paedo State is officially #69
Howard Hughes was all over that. So was Tony Curtis once.
Hot enough for Tony not to be gay for a while.
The hills are alive …
Victim of Vesuvius; he died doing what he loved.
No judgement here. I see death coming in the form of volcanic ash, I might try to rub one last one out too.
She looked great in this blazer last night.
More Paige.
what is the “G League?” Did it change names to give it MOAR street cred?
God, let’s all hope so. Euthanize the poor fucker stat if not.
I didn’t know John Elway had ancestors in the Donner Party.
Shit. I meant to say that I didn’t realize they even included Elway’s ancestors. I wonder if they memorialized all of the livestock, or just them.
-Excerpt from Donald Rumsfeld’s “Elegies for Morons”.
It’s a myth. No one can find it.
Remember kids, it’s not a gambling problem if you’re winning.
So looking at North New South Wales 3rd division soccer in Australia is ok? Who ya got Lake Macquarie or Charleston something?
Charleston used to be in the VFL back in the days before the AFL. I reckon they’re good for a tenner.
Seems it is under 20 soccer and Macquarie is getting 3.65 to 1. Charleston is 1.75. DONE.
So, I’m right.
I think when Hippo bets on volleyball in the Phillipines, that’s when we call the intervention.
Then again, I once made a tidy profit on Russian soccer, so…
You are a Hispanic Russian splinter group of the Russian mafia? How many nubile Russian lasses do you have at your “club”?
/am high and wine drunk
Natasha runs the loans, Nadya runs the girls, and Natalya runs the garbage business.
You didn’t call one on me. I guess you don’t care enough Ballsy…..
1) You’re winning.
2) You’re not there yet.
Litre is the anti-“Life Cereal Mikey” of GAMBLOR
Ice Cowboys : Bed Shartted.
For the record I support gambling on lesser footy in other countries, however with your Dodger bet you have taken it too far Hippo.
holy shit, Grandpa Utley is still alive!
he stole second!
Does anyone else watch The Americans? That show is awesome.
Holy shit. Is that Paige?
Yes. Here she is at the FX All-Stars party.
Wow. No wonder Pastor Tim wanted to get in those under aged Jordache Jeans.
yes and yes. Great use of music in Ep 1 this week.
I no watchy yet NO SPOILERS.
Unless Nina has somehow arisen from her minor head wound. That I would want to know immediately.
Oh, man. I haven’t heard those songs in years and now I can’t get them out of my head because they were on rotation all the fucking time when I was a kid. Especially that line-dancing song.
That motherfucker did less positive thinking than I do.
Buster “Don’t Call Me Gerald” Posey looks like he needs a nap already.
The one at the end of the thread.
“Can I borrow the funnies, please.”
OMFG, there is a Brasilian Lesser Footy side named Vasco da Gama.
/fights urge to bet it
//hey, it pays 3:1!
From Rio De Janeiro. It’s the favourite of the upper class…
The native and mulatto populations aren’t ardent fans of colonizers?
ungrateful mudbloods ,, smgdh
Ingratitude is high among lesser folks.
well, I glad I ain’t bet them pinky-out tea sippers, then
/put mah $7 on Los Dodgeros instead
3 HR on Opening Day, aka the “Tuffy Rhodes”
this is strange Donks monument, but still…WOO?
Somehow, I thought Elway’s backyard would be better manicured.
Interesting creative decision to rest the giant bust of him on its nose.
/Hippo places bet
//bets undermarmot
it wuz DUE!!
So I guess for Lent Laura Ingraham decided to give up all her sponsors.
It’s about goddamn time.
GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLL, Millionarios!!!
/goddamnit, almost put another $7 in when it went up to +250
I don’t think Los Gigantes old/tired/huddled masses, yearning to be free lineup is putting much fear into Clayton Kershaw. Going out on a real limb here.
How do you embed tweets?
The embed code is all I used here. Pulled straight off the twitter post itself from the little pull down menu top right (next to “follow” button)…
The code itself looked like this when I pasted (I’ve added quotes at beginning and end below to keep it from embedding this time though, fwiw….
EDIT: Shit…it still embedded. Hmmmm, let’s try this then…I’ve added a space between the word class and the = sign.
MOTHER FUCKER IT’S LIKE I’M A TWITTER EMBEDDING GOD AND I CAN’T NOT EMBED.
OK, apparently I’m just awesome at embedding tweets. But if you click on the embedded image it’ll take you to twitter and you’ll see the pull down thingy I was talking about. If I can do it, anyone can.
I’ve tried that before and it never works. Oh well. I thought there was some other trick I didn’t know.
Thanks.
I liked your think piece a couple of nights ago.
Won my Costa Rican Lesser Footy bet, looking at the Colombian Liga now. Millionarios can’t go wrong, eh?
Dude!?!?!?
$5.50 at +210. I think that is safe, ludicrous funsies.
Hehehe….whew. You had me worried.
and the other side is “Once Caldas” which sounds like a shit Lionel Richie song, FFS
We no can dance on teh ceilingz?
Dude.
Maundy Thursday? Call in teh Reverend!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpoE6yzZrxo
I miss Marge Schott. She was fun to laugh at.
I, for one, like kickoffs and would rather they eliminate commercials.
what about surprise onside kicks? FUCKING ASSHOLES.
And what about surprise onsides kicks that fail hilariously?
Gamblor is fickle. Fuck Tampa