Sometimes, you just gotta go with the classics.
By the time this thread goes live, the Masters should be wrapping up, unless there’s a playoff, and Wrestlemania should be three hours into its seven-hour run time. I have friends attending each, in differing states of inebriation.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Panthers at Bruins – 7:30PM | Sportsnet / NHLN
- NBA:
- Warriors at Suns – 9:00PM | Sportsnet1 / NBA TV
- MLB:
- Mets at Nationals – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN3
- MLS:
- Los Angeles Galaxy vs. Sporting KC – 9:00PM | FS1
- Curling:
- World Men’s Championship: gold-medal game – 8:00PM | NBCSN / TSN
You’ll have guest hosts the next couple of nights, as we’re getting a Ministry audit at school, and prep for that & inspection will eat up a lot of my time the next couple of days. THEY BETTER NOT LOOK IN MY DRAWER!
I missed all the good shit as the fuckers in my family all decided Mania was the best time to drag him off into drama for shit, but I just wanted to highlight this amazing caption during Elias’ music interlude.
I’m surprised so many people liked the Garganno/Ciampa match. I thought it was about 10-15 minutes too long and way too much of an ROH match, which isn’t my jam.
A lot of the time spent was milking the drama. It’s a solid 5-10 minutes shorter without it. It had some amazing spots, callbacks, no less than 83 abs between the two of them (does Ciampa fucking eat at all?), and 2 or 3 of the best false finishes I’ve ever seen (Project Ciampa from the top rope being the best). Also, Ciampa having a true heel heat unmatched in the industry right now adds a lot of significance to the moments as they unfolded, so the payoff was fantastic.
Hatred of people reconfirmed
What happened?
The usual?
Mainly first world problems, but something about airports brings out the worst in people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb5aq5HcS1A
Yep, can see my building if you know where to look.
One month from today you fucking heathens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtBbinpK5XI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC5FdFlUcl0
Gotta bust my ass harder tomorrow working out and walking.
Jimmy Conway really went all out practicing for the Lufthansa heist.
Damn, beat me to it.
My model Cessna 172 looks kinda shitty now.
Thanks man.
“Yoink!” -Jimmy “The Gent” Burke
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Stupid sexy Cheetahs.
So I haven’t harped on this but SPYRO TRILOGY REMAKE FUCK AND YES. Here’s some Stewart Copeland to celebrate.
/This was the music for the penultimate boss fight in the first game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bC4SY9uEak
Stick your tongue out there! Only 3,000 rpm test.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D00M2KZH1J0
OK, screw you guys. I gotta go finish getting drunk then watch zombies. Then eat dinner…YES IT’S 12:26 AND I HAVEN’T EATEN YET.
Then maybe rub one out.
Then I think I’m ‘uhsposed to do tomorrow’s open thread.
Shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBupia9oidU
The little first class fucker is watching a cartoon about roulette! Maybe he’s one of us.
Tell him Hippo is all in on Black.
He’ll know what it means.
Amazing how much of a dramatic difference upping a little contrast can make.
Yep. Contrast.
Fucking MPAA sucks ass.
Wow those old bulbs really make a difference from that far away
anyways, the “nicholas joke” explanation
wrestlemania: 2 bad guys are tag champs. facing 1 gigantic good guy, who has to find a partner to face them for the tag titles.
good guy up to this point has been a loner, so he hasn’t picked a partner. anyways, comes time for the match, he just goes out into the crow, and picks a kid to be his partner.
big guy wins by himself, so him and kid are tag champs.
I’m not making this up.
so yeah, kid is named nicholas, i googled “nicholas in wwe” and that picture of ziggler came up. who got pushed to the pre show, while a random 10 year old is now is a tag champ.
I find odd things funny okay.
That is pretty hilarious, but I have to wonder how the kid’ll be when he has to defend the belt.
80s, bitches!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ31oz0DECw
GREAT tune.
holy cats, Dirt Jest are 9-1!?
FUN FACT! One of only two sides (along with Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals, naturally) that I put $25 or $50 on to win the World Series opening week.
#BFIB were +1900, Dirt Jest +2850. Looks like a bargain!
– Marge Schott
“What did the Jews do this time, Marge”
Hehehehehehe
Oh goody, Grit Sawx and Dirt Jest have 2 losses between them. Pardon me for not jumping for joy and instead debating the merits of being a sommelier for shotgun shells.
12:09 am.
Time to get slap ass drunk methinks.
slap or sleep or both?
Depends on what kinda porn I can find before I pass out.
Agreed
Did you say slap-ass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mlp_Gcc_5Q
the limiting of mound visits is the most inconsequential rule change EVAR
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Stanley Kubrick-ass terminal
Got upgraded for this flight and have to ask: why the fuck pay for a first class ticket for a 5 year old kid?
Meritocracy, bro.
Because 79th month abortions aren’t legal?
Yet
/calculating what fookin’ trimester I am in now
I mean, ain’t the first class experience ruined by having your shitty 5-year old in it with you?
this image is so great without context:
Wow there’s a wrestler named Dolph Ziggler? That’s like Dirk Diggler’s brother.
You joke, but I’m 90% ziggler came up with that name as an homage to boogie nights, and no one wwe picked up on it.
I believe it!
I’m slightly disappointed that there’s no “accidental” porn tab visible.
Someone’s mom is about to have an enjoyable evening.
The opposing manager in that almost brawl? Apologized to Yadi after the game. As well he should.
hey, I know! Let’s stay up all night watching the Dirt Jest and Redacteds jerk each other off! Why not start the week off right?
/I insurance bet the Dacteds in the 6th, so the outcome is now functionally equivalent
I took the next two days off and am well into the beer fridge, while trying to write a poem for a friend’s 50th birthday so…challenge accepted?
What do you think of Godless?
Only on the 2nd episode but it’s good so far. A little concerned that the Jeff Bridges character is so evil as to become a cartoon.
But I’m a sucker for Westerns, so I am going to finish it by Tuesday night.
/shitty “spring” weather is going to help
Just draw a giant, black penis and be done!
Giant Black Penis is your answer to everything!
well, is there ANYTHING it can’t do??
Shop without being followed by security.
I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about!
I made GAMBLOR on the Mets. First bet came good when Mets were ahead after 5 innings (5-4), covered the other one by betting on the Nats so I make about same moneys either way now on overall match.
Seamus, I found someone to cover for you tomorrow.
No opposable thumbs. Can’t be trusted foar surgical knots.
He is planning to let all patients die anyway, as he judges them unworthy of sharing his oxygen.
I often wonder what Mengele would have done had he only managed to train cat assistants.
“I’m sorry but we need to send your puppers to his dirt nap.”
Goddammit Dr. Kitty!!! Stop killin’ all teh dogz!!!!!!