First Saturday night of playoff action can only mean one thing:
STOMPIN’ TOM!
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Maple Leafs at Bruins – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC
- Sharks at Ducks – 10:30PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet360
- NBA:
- Heat at 76ers – 8:00PM | ABC / TSN
- Pelicans at Trail Blazers – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN
- MLB:
- Angels at Royals – 7:00PM | FS1
- UFC:
- UFC Fight Night Prelims – 6:00PM | FOX / TSN3
- UFC Fight Night: Poirier vs. Gaethje – 8:00PM | FOX / TSN3
- F-1:
- Heineken Chinese Grand Prix – 2:00AM | ESPN2 / TSN
Every time I start to ask a question about porn trends I have to stop because I assume it’s just what’s tailored to my computer even though I surf in Incognito mode.
My god, John Gibson just robbed the Sharks
found a funny:
I periodically look up from my desk with a little smile in case someone is filming sitcom credits.
The Ducks are missing a golden opportunity to do the Mighty Ducks quack at the beginning of periods/games.
just quackers i say.
Essendon – Port Adelaide is good so far…
Oh shit! I forgot, thanks!
/click clikc click …
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Ha ha! That’s awesome!
I’m not entirely sure if this is safe for posting.
https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/livelykeyhorsemouse
I’d allow it
Agreed. As soon as my modem reboots I’ll embed it.
I got it.
Hey!!!! CenturyLink!!!! I have almost literally no connectivity now. I’m sick of your shit. I’m sick of getting the runaround from you.
Frankly, I’m just mostly sick of you assholes telling me how much you appreciate me choosing CenturyLink.
I didn’t fucking choose you.
You wait ’til Tuesday to wander your useless asses out here? I suggest you invest in body armor.
So apparently at today’s gig (pianist in a catering hall lobby) someone tipped Padre Weaselo $2. As in, they gave him a $2 bill. Which leads me to ask, who the fuck carries $2 bills with them and makes it rain Jeffersons?
Weirdos.
Go Quackers!
/strictly GAMBLOR (got in at +1100)
Bad bet methinks.
How much?
$50
Good bet for the odds.
I’m signing off for the night before Homeland Security shows up for my terroristic threats to CenturyLink.
BUT I’M DOING THE WORLD A FUCKING FAVOR THOSE ASSHOLES NEED A GOOD TORTURING AND KILLING.
Just remember that if you’re razing corporate you have to salt the earth afterwards.
Captain?
This lass is a tad short on the forward.
She’s certainly not Captain Underpants.
thats just quackers. ducks score and now its 3-2 sharks.
A smidgen of pigeon.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/278935/pelican-swallows-a-live-pigeon-o.gif
It took two years of me making the joke but Donald Glover/musical guest Childish Gambino is finally happening.
I can get on board with that. Not that anyone gives a shit about my opinion on the matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp7eSUU9oy8
Still a fan of Camp myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz98wIcWLk0
We’re Primus.
And we do suck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGmruOmX3xI
Score!!!!!! OH YEA! 3-1 sharks!!!!
Aubrey Plaza, in case anyone was wondering.
Oh Caprice, let me…..
I MEAN WHO THE HELL IS THIS????????????????
OK, seriously….
You guys need to stop editing your vids after the fact.
I thought this made more sense as a first post, but here:
Wasn’t singling you, fwiw.
Your edit still made sense. Though I do like this one better.
Whoever she is.
Just enjoying the cool breeze.
Stubbed her toe in the shower… that hurts.
/volunteers to give first aid
found a funny:
Duck 1: When I die I want to come back as a human.
Duck 2: They’re nasty bastards
Duck 1: Yeah but imagine being in charge of the bread.
So, my cat just almost killed us both. Again.
STOP SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING STAIRS IN THE DARK YOU STUPID CAT!!!!!!!!!
And of course, she acted like it was my fault.
You did interrupt her nap asshole
I’ve also now discovered that at some point earlier, she puked all over the floor downstairs. Including on my hi-hat pedal.
Goddammit.
That pussy ain’t worth the price.
YES!!!!! COUTURE!!!! 2-1 sharks!
I told ya’s those cartilaginous chondrichthyes were sneaky good.
yes! sharks tie this up!
dagnabbit, Left Shark was up to like +2000 to win the 1st period
Left shark seems pretty even with Right shark here.
San Diego’s Franchy Cordero may be my new favourite non-BFIB el beisbolist
The winner is still Antonio Bastardo in my book.
Ducks playing dirty? Wonder who they learned that from…
quackers
Why you edit out funny duck biting dumbass’ nose foar?
I am totes disappoint.
i freaked out because it didn’t load right….
let me try again.
There it is!!!!!
Best Duck Evar!!!!!!!
I see the Bills finally moved to Toronto, and are hanging tough in a defensive battle, a FG to the P*ts’ TD.
wait, why they stop the game after 3??
Mercy rule.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj20I1vHQ4M
Who am I supposed to hate more: the Bruins or the Maple Leafs?
Yes.
Exhibit A:
I mean, Boston’s a great city with the exception of 96% of the people who live there.
So is Philadelphia. And Pittsburgh.
And Earth
yes, I read a book where 99.99% of the world’s population dies off. Probably a pretty nice planet, except for how God-awful the survivors will be.
The Stand?
Station Eleven
Oh dammit. Imma get yelled at again now.
I’ll finish it, I promise.
just leave it in the coffee shop or sommet, FFS!
Toronto gave the world The Kids in the Hall. Bahstahn ain’t top that.
A very good point.
Boston gave up Dropkick Murphys; checkmate.
yeah, that doubles TOR’s advantage
Will a little bit of Twisted Tea change your mind?
I’m sure Denis Leary could top TKITH, just as soon as he finishes writing down all their material.
So…you are a fan of crippling grid lock and shitty roads?
playoff hockey! GOOOO SHARKS!
Teething infant with a cold is the definition of hell. I question all of my life decisions.
Try that with two.
I honestly can’t imagine. My balls are getting lasered next month.
Best. Decision. Ever.
#StaySingle
Scotch on the gums. It’s what my parents did for me and look how I tur…
Just forget it.
#ItGetsWorse
You lost me at “Be Sober”.
Also, why do you have your sign’s stick rammed down your pants you fucking freak?
Again, try the “Be Sober” thing before asking
Hanging out with my parents sucks less this trip than usual.
Drunk? High? Ear plugs?
Sounds like something Tony Perkins would have said.
Yes, I’m still a tiny tad bit annoyed there’s no Caps/Jackets tonight.
Time to drink heavily and laugh at Toronto.
Tigres have a good keeper.
‘member?
That is one gorgeous female type woman person.
GOOOOOOAAAAAAL de la Tigres!!
/fuck, gotta watch sommet
Supercharge?
/Visions of fucking Tree Tops dance in my head
What is…..A first draft of ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas….?
…and John Carradine as “Igor Smith”
Norman Bartold needs to have a talk with his agent.
bahahahaha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aqxcMjVhHE
Ooh right, playoff hockey back on
[looks at score, still first period]
[insert Grampa Simpson walk in walk out gif]
30 seconds later:
[Ears are bleeding from listening to luckey Pierre]
Heh Lucky Pierre. He wouldn’t shut his mouth long enough for 2 dudes to enjoy him.
Why couldn’t you do that in the playoffs for the Rangers ever, Nasher?
/at Cubs game when it’s in the high 30’s rainy and windy as fuck where they’re losing 10-3
“Fuck this.”
/leaves and sees the Cubs win 14-10
“Fuck me.”
You know the one good thing about bombing the shit out of Syria…is Alex Jones imploding…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcXNbkHmzEE
Damn, I was hoping for the fatal aneurysm.
We all are Moose.
We all are.
bahahahaha thats rich!
GREAT funny!
Don’t impugn the honor of a noble hero like LCDR Data.
Kapanen goes in and hits the post, and then the Bruins scoop it right back up and make it 2-0 at the other end. Fuck yes. Fuck the Leafs forever and ever.
Three-Louve, eh?
“Three-Louvre?” -Frenchmen
I’d be excited about an ice touchdown being scored if not for fuck both of these teams with a rusty tire iron!
are Tigres any good?
no es Perros! Tigres!!
Hot Tub Party with Alice Cooper (10 PM)
Tonight’s guests: Vincent Price, a dog
Delicioso if cooked properly
Yes
This chart proves the point I’ve been making all along:
Using excel to make graphs? Explain?
It still throws me for a loop that there’s a professional sports team called the Pelicans.
How about the New Orleans “destroyed black neighborhood that was never rebuilt after Katrina”?
I’d buy a Gentrification hat!
That’s more credible given the sad truth of American history.