NFL News:
- More draft-day stories are leaking out:
- The Seahawks were willing to part with Earl Thomas.
- Dallas just wouldn’t pony up the picks.
- The Patriots were looking into Baker Mayfield at #2 if the Browns didn’t take him.
- It seems, based on reading between the lines at PFT, that the Patriots were looking to both find Brady’s potential replacement and fuck over the Jets, who really had their heart set on Mayfield.
- The Seahawks were willing to part with Earl Thomas.
- The Jets will have joint practices with the [Redacteds] this summer.
- In advance of their preseason game against each other on August 16.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Capitals at Penguins – 7:30PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
- Predators at Jets – 8:00PM | CNBC / CBC
- NBA:
- Cavaliers at Raptors – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN
- Pelicans at Warriors – 10:30PM | TNT / TSN
- MLB:
- Blue Jays at Twins – 8:00PM | Sportsnet1
- WWE:
- Smackdown Live! – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- There’s a whole bunch of this these days:
- Smackdown Live! – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
C’MON MCMAHON!
Avengers was okay. My ass was numb at the end, but I walked home so it’s fine now. (I know you all are desperately concerned about my ass.)
I didn’t expect a reference to Snatch in an Avengers movie, though.
Fuck it. I can’t decide what to post.
https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/hot
“Freedom is just privilege extended unless enjoyed by one and all.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sh4kz_zhyo
Golden State seem like a pack of shitheads. Hope NO steals one here.
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For that sentiment Draymond Green will kick you in the nuts!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD2g8hTIWF8
//Ron Howard enters stage right
And who is this angel, perchance?
No idea. But I’m curious.
Jessica Davies/Jess Davies – UK glamour model
NSFW
http://www.famousboard.com/threads/34491-Jessica-Davies
That’s… almost the movie Teeth.
Has anyone else been getting a ton of YouTube ads for this weird “stand your ground/concealed carry” defense thing?
Yeah I got those too and it seemed so random.
I wasn’t sure if they were random or if they’re targeted ads.
One other beisbol comment: Watching Andrelton Simmons play shortstop every night is really a fucking treat. If he’s not the best ever, he’s a close second behind Ozzie Smith. But Simmons just might be better.
Wow. Now THAT is a hawt taek.
I’m not disagreeing, fwiw.
Just trying to think of a better SS than those two, and I’m coming up empty. Vizquel was great, but not quite. Old school: Concepcion was awesome, but I doubt he had the same athleticism. Probably missing a few guys, but Ozzie and Andrelton are just witches.
Foar positioning (but not mobility admittedly) Ripken is tough to outdo.
As much as I hate the Yankees, Jeter was a treat at short.
He’s a hilarious owner, and is quickly undoing his legacy.
As much as I loved watching Jeter when he’s not doing his best Roger Dorn impersonation, I cannot count how many times I heard “Past the diving Jeter.” However, if he got to the ball you were out.
dk
ht
Is this the Oakland Coliseum? I saw a bunch of Dead shows there. They were always General Admission, so no one was ever in a hurry to get inside. Before the show, the whole floor to the rear of the soundboard was virtually empty, so they’d set up a volleyball net and have different states square off against each other. The sound guy had a microphone & he’d just say “Georgia and Wisconsin!!” and people from those states would come scrambling down from the seats to get in the game, and we’d have fun watching. Hippies playing sports is some funny shit.
Grateful Dead or random deceased people in the parking lot?
Pretty sure bet post Raiders game.
No, but when I was stationed in Monterey, the Gulf War broke out, and as a thank-you to the military, San Francisco Giant games were on the house (they stunk) and occasional As games were free, since they were whooping ass at the time. So, I caught about 1/2 dozen Giants games and one As game that spring/summer. Giant games at Candlestick when they weren’t good was a dark, dark place. Glad I went, though.
Awesome. Wish I had gotten to experience the ‘Stick.
(Black people: “You’re not missing anything”)
I saw a night game in Oakland Coliseum in July and I was wearing a parka, gloves, and a wool cap.
Trout now has a strikeout and three intentional walks. Upton better start hitting or the Angels are a little league team.
Baltimore is in town.
What’s the worst that could happen?
Poo-Holes is up, stuck at 2996 hits. If he can scratch one out here, maybe I go Thursday night to see #3000? (Friday they hit the road)
……and a weak groundout. Shit.
This is a good game. No way I stay awake till the end, though. Reeeeally stoned and listening to The Firesign Theater’s first album. I can’t figure out what the fuck is going on.
Also, HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN, LATE-NIGHT BOYS?
Just trying to take everything in.
– Asa Akira
“Rookie.”
— Sasha Grey
I originally wrote “Sasha” and couldn’t think of her last name. So thanks for that. (Also, they have names?)
I honestly would take asa in that matchup, sasha was great, don’t get me wrong, but asa is on a whole nother level of debauchery
You Sir, are not wrong.
Need a cage match between the two with as many toys as they can carry. Winner: us.
You taking my advice from the other night?
Orioles catcher just ran into the 3b’s elbow while chasing a foul popup. Face first.
Needs to go through the protocol.
“He’s fine.”
– Russell Wilson
“Agree, the lemon is heavy.”
– Trent Green
Oh, look – she’s presenting herself!
My kingdom for a hula hoop.
@seamus it was specifically “liquid ass” gifs, so my first thought was sasha grey, and most of her ass gifs can’t be on this site, then some stuff happened, some other stuff happened, then I played some solitare, now try this:
One of the nice things about living in the south is that corn on the cob is already in season.
I have a dozen ears in the crisper as we speak.
I need to boil some water and feast.
I’ve already had several ears on the grill the last few weeks. I think there will be some corn & shrimp chowder coming up here shortly. Maybe this coming week while I’m on vacation.
Have you ever done the microwave thing where you let it steam in the husk? I’ve never tried it but a lot of people swear by it.
Nice.
Howdy!
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Moose ok?
Has the answer to that ever been “yes”?
I’ve been really enjoying the NHL hockey games I’ve been watching, however . . .
Why are they never on the same channel? Why did they have two games and scheduled them simultaneously? How can I watch them if I never can find them? Also, Daniel Craig is kind of a boring James Bond, and the photography in the old movies is better. Hey I watched Goldfinger the other night and I couldn’t believe how much Trump resembles Goldfinger. It’s scary how much. Goldfinger is President of the U.S. right now. Dr. No never could have won middle America because of the whole half-Asian thing and Jaws was just a henchman like Oddjob and except for Blofeld I don’t really know any other Bond villains. Hell I think I’m gonna watch Goldfinger again. Casino Royale is on right now and not the sorta funny one with Woody Allen and Orson Welles and I believe it had four directors and Peter Sellers went nuts during the filming and drives off in a Formula-1 racer and he never came back and it’s in the movie and his character just leaves, no, this is the boring Casino Royale with Mister Excitement Daniel Craig who only has one single expression on his face at all times. Sorry nope can’t take it serious nooooooo. Time for another bong hit thank you very much.
Honor Blackman.
Best Bond girl ever.
https://goo.gl/images/Yyz69F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3-hFB1hZ60
Ken Giles punched himself in the face. I don’t have anything funny, that’s noteworthy enough.
Earlier today, a young lady from my past tried to re-enter my life.
I told her (among other things) she was a cunt and she burned her bridges with me long ago and she could now fuck off. True to her sociopathic tendencies, she tried to blame me and thereby absolve herself of blame. And then tried to use our shared relationship with a 3rd party (whom I do still care about) to try to guilt me.
People suck.
(and no…it’s not who you think)
I bet you did knot-zee this person being the problem.
Nope, not her either.
But I can understand why that thought would come to mind.
Dude, that’s offensive. You can’t keep calling Sill a her. Get with the times man.
Winnipeg goes crazy:
So is Brocky gonna post more ass gifs or what????????
Seriously. What a tease.
I gotta shave my balls. Then I’ll post some ass.
I can’t wait to see your ass and freshly shorn balls
Winnipeg goes crazy….
FWIW, I’ve never seen a better behaved white out in mah lyfe.
That’s why they put the goalie back in
Meh…6-4 vs 7-4…make no nevermind.
This isn’t ice footy after all.
TOR needs to channel WPG for just 10 seconds
Nope, they channeled the Raptors instead.
Winnipeg goes crazy. If they burn the downtown it may improve some structures.
I bet $50 on Bocephus at the 7:00 mark. You’re welcome, eh?
Nashville have lost their heads. Taken 3 penalties in a row.
If downtown gets burned. It will apologize for not being more flame resistant.
Janay Rice is the architect of Winnipeg?
here comes MOARRRRRRR EVIL!!
WCS: liquid ass
I got a whole bunch of these gifs:
WCS – if it makes you feel better, the #BFIB are gonna lose at home to James Fucking Shields. Plus, tis a RED losing to THE WHITES on Glorious May Day.
/spits on ground
Sup all? I got nothing to contribute tonight, I think.
So, with that I’ll just leave you all with a…sweetheart, this is watergate, goodbye!
Playoff Fight!