We’re gonna get through this quickly, class, because I don’t have much to talk about this week.
OK, ok…settle down, class. Hmmm….let’s see…
Southwest Airlines still sucks. Check.
St. Louis’ Lambert International Airport is still a shithole and should be razed from the planet. Check.
And California still has legal weed (I should know, I’m smoking some of it as I type this….no shit). Check-check-checkity-check.
Funny how that last bit makes everything else tolerable, huh?
And psssst…. Don’t tell anyone, but remember a few weeks ago when I more or less killed TGISF but then also said that some Fridays would still be a little sexy? Well this is one of those Fridays. And there’s not even going to be any theme to it. Just whatever I find and/or stumble upon this morning which alters my bloodflow….so to speak.
IT’S ANARCHY UP IN HERE!!!!!!!!!
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DFO This Week
So many Employee of the Week candidates this week. Let’s get to it.
BallsofSteelandFury kept up his tireless work down under.
No, I meant the other thing down under. Early in the week, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly gave us possibly the best playlist in recent memory from DFO Radio, and then followed it up earlier today with a DFO Request Line theme which might immediately rival last week’s list. And The Maestro and Senor Weaselo continued anchoring Thursday Daytime as only they can.
Low Commander, Yeah Right and Blaxabbath divvied up the week’s Open Thread duties until BeerCanRoberto finally wandered back into the clubhouse last night. He looked confused and smelled bad. But since the rest of us are all lazy pukes, we parked his ass in front of a keyboard…PRONTO!!!!!
But perhaps the highlight of the week came when Dad, our very own Darkest Timeline Zack Morris , finally came back home from going out to get cigarettes six years ago.
Welcome home, Dad!!!! We missed ya!!!!!! Why is Mommy crying??????
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Tonight’s Sports
I’m at a bit of a loss here tonight. Normally at home, I use my on screen guide to surf through and see what’s on. And while I like this hotel overall, the lack of an on screen guide on their TeeVee Systuhms was almost a deal breaker.
But I digress…
Let’s see what the interwebz have to say. Anything I miss, you can probably just turn on your TV and use YOUR on screen guides anyway. YA THINK YA BETTAH THAN ME??????
MLB
- TEX at HOU – 8:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
- CHC at STL – 8:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
Yup, that’s it. I’m not searching anymore.
Not my proudest moment. Meh…next time I better pick a hotel with an on screen guide.
But on the plus side, the bar is open. So let’s put this to bed, shall we?
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Just A Little Sexy
No rhyme nor reason.
Enjoy…
There ya go. A little “mini-Sexy”. And no, that is NOT what I call my penis. Nor has anyone else. Ever. As far as you know.
Have a great weekend, everyone.
Love ya’s.
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Was so weird to see her in Brockmire
Weird? You wanna see WEIRD?!?
Oh yeah, I was told to turn it down a notch or twenty.
best laugh I’ve had all week!
Heard we’re hating Jerryworld again, today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZymSrDfLhW8
I didn’t need a reason to hate more, but now I do.
it would be great to find myself in a situation where a beautiful woman just wants me to get fucking fatter
You’d work out more….. a LOT more.
Oh, also, does anyone need two good tickets to Sunday afternoon’s Mariners-Angels game? A friend told me he was going with his kid Sunday, so we bought tickets in his section (125) Sunday and figured we’d check out Anaheim and turns out…he’s going to the game Saturday night and misread the date. At this point just want to get a little of the money back from that mistake.
Query – can you teleport me there? Is it ok if I mock Pujols?
You can ask Elon Musk for one of his tubes and yes.
Evening. I am very concerned that audible recommends The Bell Jar as something I’d like to read. Please help.
[Blinks furiously]
Guess I was thinking of Diving Bell and the Butterfly, I get all my Bell‘s mixed up.
Another blackout. This fucking power grid’s held together with wax.
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Hey Houston is doing fine.*
Houston got about 50 times the bailout PR did.
See? It’s easy. Have you thought about having some MOAR white ppl?
Good thing President Cheeto gave you paper towels. SMGDH
Become the 11th province! We will have to take those pesky guns though.
Far too late to mean anything, but always happy when the #BFIB beats up on the Bastard Man Small Bears. See, tough love does work after all!
DO SOMMET with our rare gift to thee, Dirt Packers.
Booooooooooo
But I put your greater footy team in the NFC Title match!
/though it sounds like your new coach might be getting irritated with el Biscuit del Verdad and his Forrest Gump-iness.
“What kind of Ook is he ook-ing now?” “Ook.”
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I’m sure I’m the last person here to have found this, but just in case, here is the funniest goddamn thing I have seen in a long time:
https://mobile.twitter.com/captandrewluck?lang=en
Either way, that’s something to be proud of. Either going to the moon six times with no deaths or faking it and keeping the secret for this long time.
I hope you a kidding about the second part. Although I wouldn’t be surprised.
Also three astronauts died in practice; Virgil “Gus” Grissom, Edward White and Roger Chaffee
Good point. Can’t believe I forgot about Apollo 1.
(grabs Festivus Pole)
Who cares its not December 23rd? I have a grievance I want to air!
So this week at work, I made a comment that I probably need to walk around at work more to get more exercise because I need it because of my fat ass. Both a self-deprecating joke (my personal favorite type of joke) and also a reminder that lunch time is running around and not to go crazy at eat a whole cow or equivalent. This triggered a one to two minute rant by a 300 pound person how I’m being too hard on myself and I shouldn’t care what I eat.
Full disclosure, I have nothing against fat people. Personally I don’t mind a little curves here and there. I like healthy looking women.
That being said, what right does a fat person have judging me for reminding myself I’m starting to push the scale and my belly is starting to outgrow my 34-waist pants? If they’re happy with weighing 300 pounds, good for them. I know me. When I weighed 215 pounds, I didn’t like how I felt or looked. So when I hit 200, that’s my “Put the damn burger down” limit. Plus obesity, heart disease and diabetes runs in my family so it probably wouldn’t hurt to keep my weight from going too out of whack.
I’m just under 6′ tall. If I weighed 180, then yeah I’m being too hard on myself. If I weighed 150, then I definitely need to be talked too. But I’m 200 pounds. If I don’t like how I look and I want to do something about it, why should I be judged?
Am I being an asshole or more asshole than my default asshole self?
nah, I’m just over 6’1″ (because FUCKING SHRINKING, thanks, mid-40s), 205 lbs, and I doesn’t like it one bit. You are completely entitled to self-deprecate all you want. Clearly weren’t doing it to fetch compliments or same the fat weirdo.
/also, that prolly do count for Cincinnati thin, based on crowd shots I seen
Damn straight. That’s one thing Cincinnati’s good for!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Pig_Gig
Same size as me and I do not like it either. Been pushing away the stoner treats lately and eating healthier.
So I’m confused. Are we pro fat or anti fat tonight?
/opens box of a dozen krispey kremes
//awaits further instructions
///drools a little
Well, if by fat you mean ‘fat, short for Arafat… I still have no idea if we’re for or agin.
A simple “Yassir” or “no sir” would suffice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34
Happy fucking Friday.
mah LAWD, this is delightful on so many levels
Twas The Afternoon of the Long Beaks in #BFIB-land. We cuts/traded all sorts of muthafuckas. Hippo pleased.
http://coloradotimesrecorder.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Screen-Shot-2018-07-24-at-3.59.43-PM-300×[email protected]
I ;laughed; NSFDFO or possibly work:
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So the question was raised whether Commando was the greatest Ahnold movie. WHAT SAY YOU?
spoken like someone who NEVAR saw The Running Man ,, smh.
/ah mean, Richard Dawson said pussy FFS!!
That’s like saying “What is the best case of food poisoning you have ever had?”
Personally I’m gonna go with Conan. Just look at the cast! James Earl Jones, Kelly Slater, Lita Ford…the list goes on.
Total Recall and it’s not even close
True Lies, but Terminator 2, Jingle All the Way and Total Recall are the running.
Yes, I like Jingle All the Way. (hangs head in shame)
1. Commando
2. Running Man
3. True Lies if only for Milfy Jamie Curtis
4. Predator
5. The 3 boob movie on Mars
teach a man to fish, yada yada…
#PayItForward
I love her. Her body is as close to perfect as they come.
Hippo rike!
Seems Dez is going at the Cowboys on twitter and its lovely.
The ‘good’ DFW sprots radio guys spent most of their last two live segments alternately saying “Holy s#!t!” and laughing themselves too tears over Dez’s tweets. Love those guys. They are not your typical overheated, screaming HOT SPROTS OPINIONS!!!!1!! broadcasters.
Even though I knew it was coming as long ago as last season, it’s still sad to see Manny Machado suited up in anything but the Orange and Black.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-vuVjiF8Jk&ab_channel=PaulSchober
Interesting way to deal sexual harassers and molesters: a nice sit-down interview with a bear.
Was there an issue with the login? I couldn’t sign in for three or four days.
I had to talk to my family.
Did you pretend you didnt speak english?
I could’ve, but I don’t think that would’ve shut them up?
Or ICE would have gotten you.
Actually, yes.
A question I am sad that I have to ask.
Do any of you know if there’s a site or group out there that you can report racist stuff to, so people who are minorities can see the company name and not do business with them?
A quick search for “how to report racists” showed multiple sites, but I think Twitter and Facebook (assuming its still in business) would be a good place to post. If they’re one thing we’ve learned is the Power of Social Media and Guilty Until Proven Innocent.
Alex Jones advocated violence against elected officials a day ago.
Facebook and YouTube kicked him.
He is not taking it well….
Poor snowflake.
As long as they call it on both sides I’m happy.
Both sides? You mean the vast unfairness to white males, the repression?
Both sides, as in Republicans and Democrats.
they want to ban those Young Turks/Intercept weirdos, fine by mah honky ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V74Jd6cdfYw&ab_channel=itsagoodstory