NFL News:
- It’s just two more days until the Hall of Fame game!
- Flacco! Trubisky! Guys who’ll never play again starting in front of them!
- In advance of the Hall of Fame ceremony, nfl.com has started the hagiographies.
- First up: Terrell Owens, likely to get it out of the way in advance of the real attendees.
- Signed!
- The Jets have signed Sam Darnold to a four-year, $30.25 million guaranteed rookie contract.
- The team retained a fifth-year option, something few of their rookies have ever seen enforced.
- Stefon Diggs – to a five-year extension with the Vikings.
- It’s a $14.4 million base, which could add up to over $80 million with incentives, and has $40 million guaranteed.
- The Jets have signed Sam Darnold to a four-year, $30.25 million guaranteed rookie contract.
- Jerry Jones is now following the League directive to shut the fuck up about anthem protests.
- About the same time, Richard Sherman referred to Jones’ way of thinking as “the old plantation mentality”.
- That’s a solid trifecta of “shut up”, “racist” and “old man” in one statement.
- About the same time, Richard Sherman referred to Jones’ way of thinking as “the old plantation mentality”.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Phillies at Red Sox – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN3
- Orioles at Yankees – 7:00PM | Sportsnet / MLBN
- Blue Jays at A’s – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
- International Champions Cup Soccer:
- FC Barcelona vs. AS Roma – 10:00PM | ESPN
- WWE:
- Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
I met former Met & Blue Jay Mookie Wilson last night. The Canadians brought him in for an autograph signing, using both the Blue Jays affiliation & traditionally slow Monday nights to drum up some extra business. The game sold out, and he signed autographs through the whole game, instead of stopping in the 4th like most people. He said they came to see him, so he wanted to thank them. CLASS ACT!
Fascinating read: https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-an-ex-cop-rigged-mcdonalds-monopoly-game-and-stole-millions
I’m a bit concerned there was no section on how they “fixed” the problem.
Who cares? It was worth it for this:
“All I can tell you is I made the biggest mistake of my life,” he said quietly, before agreeing to pay $12.5 million in restitution. The judge sent him to jail for 37 months. He did not pass go.
ToddlerZilla is being a massive cock block tonight. Given the time, I’m allowed to give her whiskey and it’s Kosher, as long as it’s expensive, right?
What? No! ToddlerZilla hasn’t acquired her sophisticated palette yet. Start with the cheap stuff.
Starting tomorrow morning I’ll be playing a game. It’s called “How Many Edibles Can tWBS Eat Before Going Thru LAX Security And Still Find His Way Home?”
Bet the Over.
It still counts if they transfer you home with marshals, right?
It did last time.
😛
Lots of people talking about being surprised by Giuliani’s comments from yesterday. I’m not sure why because he’s always been a piece of shit
I think the new part is the senility/ incoherence part along with the nonsense platitudes and shittyness he apparently has deep in his soul.
I’ve got to ask a serious and personal question. How is going to the doctor for a physical where they fondle your sack and stick a finger up your plumbing that much different than abuse.
I’m not going to demean anyone or belittle previous claims but honestly in the era of advanced medicine and all of the various ‘oscopys why is this practice still accepted as the norm?
I don’t like it and it should not be an acceptable form of a physical examination.
Period..
Your thoughts are welcome on this subject.
Man, I hope I’m dead before 50.
Go before you’re 50. It’s not that bad, just uncomfortable, and it really can save your life.
And it will give you great empathy for any woman you try to get to let you in the back door.
My stream is still strong like bull.
Family history is heart disease and I’m above average being alive in my early 40’s without a heart attack.
I feel like I was summoned
Are you kidding? Just off the top of my head a trained professional doctor is not “abusing” you during this examination. Doing this examination is probably $20,000 less than “‘oscopys” just because you are so uptight/ homophobic about getting your taint touched. I am sure you could deny that examination and pay for the non-touching machine one out-of-pocket.
Just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean it is not proven to be very effective form of early diagnosis.
https://www.healthline.com/health/digital-rectal-exam
Still hope you are kidding.
Hey I just got my balls waxed two weeks ago! Now that’s abuse!
Hi-Yoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously folks, did I ever tell you about when I got the clap when I was 21? Of course I didn’t why would I. So I go to the clinic in Charleston SC that was right by the medical college (the waiting room was lined with guys from The Citadel in uniform, it looked like a parade had just ended and they stopped in there), and I had warts and that’s treated with a single dose of some purple shit the doctor paints on them, and then the doctor gave me a stern lecture about wearing condoms and all the really horrible things I could have gotten instead, and the whole time he’s lecturing he’s emphasizing each point by yanking on my dick. Hard.
From personal experience, I find women practitioners are more gentler than males. Try doing that
I switched doctors to one with smaller fingers.
I am not joking.
most upsetting for the #BFIB to trade fan favourite Tommy Pham, NOT trade Dexter Fowler or Jose Martinez, THEN lose to the Dirt Donks (no WOO).
’twas a day where I might as well have had to use mah AK
Dirt Donks are ON FIRE….. much like Cali.
It was a really odd trade. I can’t tell if they’re throwing in the towel, making a move for a pennant drive or I don’t know. That seems directionless.
deffo playing for 2019, but overall I am just confused
You are not the only one……
/checks dirt Jets’ scoreboard. Wow, the dirt Redacteds scored a touchdown in the first, but then settled for nothing but field goals afterwards. That’s not the making of a playoffs team. SMH.
Hooray, Greater Footy and well soon!!
/even if el Biscuit del Verdad y Unflavoured Ice Mik
Evening lizard people. This is an adequate description of me today.
Now if you excuse me, I have some work to do.
“Workin’ in the coal mi…….. sex doll shop
Workin’ in the sex doll shop…”
I hear the new queef feature is very life like
So, anyone else getting really peculiar ads from Google, lately? I’ve gotten some weird ads that for the life of me, can’t figure out how they showed up from the algorithm..
I know. Why are they sending me ads from Southwest Strings? I’m very clearly a Shar and Prodigy Instruments man!
/Nobody got that
I don’t have skin tags!
And I don’t give a shit about some young company in Redondo Beach that’s going to be the next big stock!
I did help that Nigerian prince out though, he was in dire straights, man.
Well at least the Mets know they’re not wasting Jose Reyes’ pitching skills keeping him at 3B.
1.0 IP, 5 H, 6 R, 2 BB, 1 HBP, 0 K, 48 pitches. ERA 54
Slowest pitch: 49 MPH
It’s refreshing to see Reyes getting pounded.
That is a good porn video alright!
25 runs? Meet the Mets!
found a funny:
A rapper named Step9 who pretty much just apologizes to everybody for shit he did last year.
I don’t know what you guys are waiting for. Mets clearly lost to a football team tonight.
Wasn’t the Jets then.
Don’t know a whole hell of a lot about him but I like Diggs.
I normally deduct points for his throwing the helmet and strike a pose celebration, but when you pull of a play like that at that very time, you’ve earned the right to do whatever the hell you want.
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
That’s some insane core work
Well, preseason’s almost here. Time to get into Bengals Fan Mode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaVGvodNYW4&t=70s
Bartolo Colon is about to grab a bat and lead off the third. This could be “fun”.
As a Colon-oscopy ?
Really expected his back to snap in two there
He probably finds out about the injury later. About half the time my back goes out it is after the fact…. a fun follow-up.
That’s why I only work out my glamour muscles these days.
Well, I work my dick quite a bit too. Agreed.
you rang?
Hoo boy! How does one type a backwards K on WordPress?
Cheers, mate
Sure, rub it in. No, really, rub it in, I heard it’s good for the skin.
Do the Mariners have a chance to win? i put $20 on them. Pay out is $320.
The Mets have scored, 1-19. The comeback begins!
Reds did not trade the pitcher they traded for with the intention of flipping him. They fixed him. He’s better than he was. But they didn’t trade him. They have no chance to re-sign him in the off season. And they’d have to go like 45-11 just to have a chance at the playoffs.
The Reds just did the baseball equivalent of taking out the hot chick, taking her to a five-star restaurant, taking her to a play, taking her for a nice moonlit stroll in the park, walking her to her door and then declining to go into her home “for a cup of coffee”.
I’d expect that from the Mets funnily enough.
/Who did that with Bautista, and Mesoraco to an extent but they would have needed to pick up some of the money
I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
You could say that about any week.
Taking the boy to Evolve 111 to see some of the indie darlings before they’re added to Vince’s bottomless toybox. Every time I buy a ticket to an indie show, it reminds me of the time Sofia Vergara took a selfie in front of Adam Cole’s lifeless body.
That’s hair and not brain matter on the mat, right?
IT COULD BE TWO THINGS
I’m sorry. What mat are you talking about?
One of the jabronis behind her has to be named Mat.
Matt Jackson is in there somewhere. May be the guy in the corner if it’s not his brother Nick
Actually, now that I’m checking to make sure I know what I’m talking about, that’s not Adam Cole. Probably Trevor Lee. Can recognize Roderick Strong by his shitty little boots.
https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=127431
Stand down from Red Alert! Reports of an Ape Uprising coming out of Arizona was a false alarm.
https://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/mlb/reds/2018/07/31/haboob-not-baboon-postpones-arizona-league-reds-game-near-phoenix/869498002/
Me, 90 minutes ago: Four pound Cuban sandwich with two pounds of ham and pork belly each? YES PLEASE
Me, now:
Mets are getting beat 16-0 in the fifth inning? Yeah, sounds about right, I guess.
Mercy Rule comes into effect, right?
How did i manage to miss this?
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/bigfoot-erotica-is-absolutely-a-thing-704846/
Moose will tell you that I could have told you that!
Oh, NOT Big Foot Erotica?
Carry on…
Nice.
Folks
I have heard Mookie is a great guy.
I miss legends night at the Nat. I don’t think I ever met a jerk legend player while working there. The C’s players were also nice.
Kelly. Gruber.
He was an ass when he played there, but was much improved when he came as a legend.
Probably his brother Hans’ fault.
I blame Gretel, it is always the woman.