Hopefully you didn’t spend the day in the same doghouse I did. Sure, I didn’t vacuum before work on Thursday, but I don’t think the police officers cared that the house wasn’t clean when they arrived. I literally
got the “clean underwear in a car accident” treatment over it. Dammit – that calls for booze.
Tonight’s sports: the NCAA gods have given us a delightful bounty
- NCAA:
- Alabama at Mississippi – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Oregon State at Nevada – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Louisiana (Lafayette) at Mississippi State – 7:30PM | ESPN2
- Ohio State vs. TCU – 8:00PM | ABC
- from JerryWorld
- Southern California at Texas – 8:00PM | FOX
- Washington at Utah – 10:00PM | ESPN
- Fresno State at UCLA – 10:30PM | FS1
- MLB:
- Twins at Royals – 7:00PM | FS1
- Mariners at A’s – 9:00PM | Spor
- CFL:
- Redblacks at Roughriders – 9:30PM | TSN
- MLS:
- Toronto FC vs. LA Galaxy – 7:30PM | TSN
- Whitecaps FC vs. Seattle – 10:00PM | TSN2
- F-1
- Singapore Grand Prix
- 7:30AM | TSN
- 8:05AM | ESPN
- Singapore Grand Prix
Week Two continues in earnest tomorrow morning. So many key players are listed as “questionable” they could form part of Trump’s cabinet.
Our chants will be “Tie Brownies Ties” and “Fail Raiders Fail”. EMBRACE THE CHAOS!
He seems bored.
A possum just scared the shit outta me. But I gave her the leftovers of a Filet Mignon so now we’re friends.
OK, “friends” might be overstating it. But she seemed to enjoy the steak. It’s a work in progress.
PROTIP: If she asks you to be big spoon, decline.
Possums are harmless. But also not particularly attractive.
That tail tho!
LMFAO
Teddy Atlas is making even less sense than usual.
Starting to think Chip Kelly has some work to do in Westwood.
Chip resemble Ned Beatty a bit.
Gwen Stefani is kind of attractive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubvV498pyIM
Fresno State just ran some kind of voodoo PAT
I see ASU is behind. That’s good.
When I lived in AZ, I used to say the same thing, but only in a slightly different order…
No, Utah doesn’t care.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRZzUh9hcTo
Guys… as bad as UDUB has been, I don’t think Utah wants to win.
Well to be fair, they’re from Utah.
My nephews team is going to crack the top 20 on jucos in California.
Let’s get that boy a damn job!
No shit? That’s damned awesome.
He is!
We can build on this!
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0
Perfectly clear and worth shedding blood for?
Uninterrupted prosperity,
Who uses a machete to cut thru red tape.
You fucking showoff.
I bought this at 7-Eleven
OK, now I know you’re full of shit.
Unless it was behind the 7-eleven….which is possible I guess.
I bought it at the store on the left on Pershing in Playa. That’s the original “fibre-weed” van from Up In Smoke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdOlR7rwQns
If you go to LAX we share the same shop.
Coupla months I’ll be back. You can give me the tour….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPlW2lkB2HM
Westchester?
Hehehehe
Yep.
That’s the first one I ever went to.
The girls are ridiculous.
Interception. Game is over. Ex-Riders win.
Happy Batman Day!
She fights crime I think.
Currently the crime is that my face isn’t….never mind.
My god.
Riders got the ball with 68 seconds left. Should be good
Riders/Ex-Riders is getting pretty good. 5 point game with 2:42 left
I am in the midst of discovering that Deadpool 2 is infinitely improved by three Strongbows.
It was good, but it didn’t have the zing of the first one.
I haven’t seen it, but I heard the second was better than the first. What says you?
I’m enjoying it. If you accept that it’s a sequel, and they’re trying to be different, it works quite well.
It was enjoyable, and I enjoyed the company. Maybe it’s because I love the zamboni bit. The “Holy Shitballs” choir was funny though, and there were a LOT of Easter eggs. But it was missing one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plQIf5fS8xw
First was better.
Second was better.
Saskatchewan is nickle and diming their way down the field, which is a problem when they’re down by 12 and 3 minutes left in the game.
Andy Reid flew north for the weekend?
So, I assume there’ll be a trilogy fight for the sizzleweight champeenship?
Here, have a song about an elderly couple in an RV getting horrifically murdered.
Yes, that is what this song is about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wfu3tOrtQ
Another in the line of upbeat songs that are incredibly tragic. See: “Born in the USA” and “Semi-Charmed Kinda Life.”
Also: “I’ll Be Watching You” isn’t romantic, you dumbfucks. It’s fucking horrifying.
Don’t even get me started on Semi-Charmed Life.
Those little red panties they pass the test, goes up around the belly face down on the mattress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjdLAsnR_Ws
You know what made this wedding better? Leaving, going to my buddy’s house, and finishing his Laphroaig.
10 year?
Yup
Make that happen soldier!
That sounds like a euphemism. Just saying.
Artist’s conception
Seriously, UDub might be the shittiest top ten team I’ve ever seen.
It’s sad. They have lots of under-the-table money, but not enough to bribe the NCAA to look the other way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtuYhxRHcoM
Alright, we got the Roughriders taking on the ex Rough Riders. Anyone watching the game? It’s a potential Grey Cup preview.
On a related note, fuck Saskatchewan for preventing Ottawa to rename their club the Rough Riders again
Just blame Eugene Melnyk. It’s probably his fault somehow.
Is that a watermelon bra? I’m not judging, just asking.
Canadia is awesome.
It is. Saskatchewan fans are known for wearing watermelon helmets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUbn5ss8j9c
I wish to know more about this Saskatchewan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWkMhCLkVOg
Andrew Luck has a new sponsor.
I think I’m just making it worse.
the 3:30 window was interesting, I should have scheduled a coma for the rest of today. COYB, tomorrow at 11 EST, taking us right up to RedZone. Until then, FUCK EVERYTHING
Arkansas kinda isn’t very good.
Ned Beatty loves this intersection.
That’s bordering on Japanese folklore, like Hanako-san.
Ned Beatty looked like a sow. Jon Voight had a purdy mouth. I used to work with him and he kinda does.
Shit I need to check my lineup.
Did Justin Tucker fuck me over or what? I should go check.
This drive I call it the Scientific Method because it is putting the Christians on ice.
I’m eating Italian Seasoned salad croutons out of the bag. Like seriously, And without the salad.
When I envisioned myself as an old man, I didn’t see this happening.
Meh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJfFZqTlWrQ
So I face Mrs. Sharkbait in my money league this week. Should make for an interesting day of footed ball tomorrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp1bAWlyKnc
NO. MERCY!!
/do us proud, Mrs. Sharkbait 😀
It just makes sense to marry someone who is the same color as your couch.
Perhaps a refresher course in cartoon concepts is in order.
But who took the picture?
Judging by the angle; the HR person.
I’m pretty sure I’ve lost 5 in a row to her.
Indeed. Top Gun is more homoerotic than anything you will find on Grindr.
Roadhouse would like a word with you.
Is it wrong that I want to have sex with that?
It can be both…..
Not when I get done with it.
Ouch that cheese is still hot.
Just for fun, all commercial revenue resulting from a timeout commercial break should go to the team that called the timeout.
Gimme the bat, Wendy.
OSU secondary looking thinner than the shroud of Turin this game
A fake secondary?
Haldo.
OK, bullshit targeting call against Utah player. And he’s visibly calling the officials pussies as he gets tossed.
Good for him.
That was about as far from targeting as one can get.
Good to see you’re still somewhat above water.
We’ve gotten out pretty easy so far. And I’ve had power now for…
/looks at clock
//does some math
…. six whole hours straight.
The TCU bubble screen fooled osu the first 13 times, but not that one.
OK, how the hell is Udub ranked #10? Where the hell have I been the past few weeks ffs?????
They only lost to an SEC team so it doesn’t count. THOSE ARE THE RULES.
new twist on the log flume idea, fo sho
Awww, Kingda Ka?
Jersey shore!
WTF happened on my TV while I wasn’t paying attention? Some Fran Tarkenton documentary. Even Fran Tarkenton would watch this shit.
Football is a dumb sport.
Purdue has no play except to let Mizzou score here.
Well no wonder Texas is winning now that their hot new recruit Blince Bloung is playing quarterback. Where was he two weeks ago? He does look familiar though…
I’m hungry AND too lazy to do anything about it.
Imma just lay down be the fridge.
Longhorns making USC cry.
I’ve got a funny comment, but it would come across too racialist.
9/10, would let her knead my dough.
Purdue TD off the board YAY!!
Hmm TCU rising after three miscues? Also WTF the TCU guy took off his helmet on the field, isnt that some kind of sprotsmanlike penalty?